Good Lord this has been a FULL ASS DAY. I can’t even explain to y’all what is going on here. I am physically and emotionally spent. And a THREE AM when I was hoping to just watch stupid shit on my TV I get an exclusive on RHOA. Because, of course. lol. No shade, SOURCE. […]
Tarek Isaak Mentouri To Appear On Dr. Phil
The pervert will be on Dr. Phil on Thursday so set your DVRS or whatever. This is a topic that I am loathe to report on at this point. Because decades ago I has a similar experience when I had a massage and I didn’t really know what to expect. I had a whole package […]
RHOBH Adds First Asian Housewife, Crystal Kung Minkoff!
It’s official! Crystal Kung Minkoff is the first Asian American to join Bravo’s housewives franchise as the latest RHOBH! Yay! I am glad that Bravo is finally starting to diversify their casting. Sorry for the delay. I got off to a late start to the day and things have been super hectic as a result. […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Can We Get A Muzzle For Sandy?
Alright here we go with what I pray is the last episode of this shit show. I pray that there is no part three of this. This is hopefully my last Below Deck Med recap of the season. We all know that Sandy and Malia are both back for the next season in Croatia. Is […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: HOH Part One
Well guys, it is almost the end of this ridiculously scripted season. No one had a chance at final two this season except for Nicole and Cody. This season was a gift to these two. But I’m a Big Brother addict so are really awful season is better than no season at all. There are […]
Has Wendy WIlliams Relapsed?
First of all I am starting this post at 3 am. My days and nights are backwards. I did manage to vote Friday night so that was great and I am hoping to get to the grocery soon but it’s big shop time and I prefer to go in the morning so this is not […]
RHOP Recap: No Shows & Show Downs
Please for the love of God tell me this episode is not two fucking hours long. I just did a two hour recap of 90 Day The Other way! Is this the finale? Sigh. It looks like I will be slogging through this RHOP Recap with limited comments. I hope to hell they added on […]
90 Day Fiance The Other Way Recap: Bris-fully Ignorant
Once again, I am going to do my 90 Day Fiance The Other Way Recap before RHOP. Sorry, not sorry this so is so much better than anything on Bravo. I love shows set in other countries. Sadly, most Bravo watchers do not. I miss Mexican Dynasties, I miss Ladies of London, why can’t we […]
Open Forum: Quarantine Viewing–What Are You Watching?
What are y’all watching during quarantine? I keep meaning to ask what is new to watch, but the last time I did, y’all got me hooked on 90 Day Fiancé. And there are 298 franchises of that show. That said, they are all number one on their night on cable. So um bravo (SWIDT?) to […]
What Is Up With 90 Day Fiance’s Larissa Lima?
I love 90 day Fiance but the Colt, Deb, Larrisa Lima storylines are the least interesting of the entire franchise. Sure, Larissa gets arrested a lot but what we really want to see is her deported. For those who don’t know, Larissa left her small children in Brazil to marry a guy named Colt for […]
Exclusive RHOA Filming/Production Tea Plus Bonus Bravo Tidbits
On this lazy, rainy day in Georgia, I have a little time to start putting together all tiny cups of tea I was served over the week. Most of these are production related and when it comes to production nothing is set in stone. Especially air dates so let’s start with that. As of today, […]
Blind Item: Storyline or Real Life?
This reality show that is in preproduction is currently sending out pick-up letters and interviewing a potential new participant. Most of the cast is returning. One of the cast members was sent a conditional pick-up letter. The condition was that she needs to have a great story trajectory for the upcoming season. Otherwise, she will […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: How We Got Here
Tonight’s Big Brother All Stars recap will probably be very short because it is basically a look back at this dreadful season. Hopefully, there will be some unseen footage or something slightly interesting. Then it all comes to a merciful end on Wednesday night. Remember how excited we are to be getting an All Stars […]
MAFS Recap: Pack Your Bags
After a surprise extra few weeks of quarantining, Decision Day is rapidly approaching. So let’s do a quick MAFS recap as I wait for my voting chair to arrive. The couples have been together for 15 weeks due to the pandemic. This is longer than any of the couples have quarantined on any season, almost […]
Big Brother Recap: Christmas Is Canceled
I am so far behind today. My hands are typing quickly but my brain feels like I am trudging through a mud bog. I’m going into tonight hoping that production is unable to keep Enzo from winning, but we all know that is not going to happen. Let’s just get to this Big Brother recap. […]
RHOC Recap: Tequila Truth Serum
There is way too much to recap on Wednesday nights. So I just got all set up to do a Potomac recap and then realized it was a RHOC recap I needed to do. Ugh. Let’s hope this is a good episode. It looks like there will be a lot of Braunwyn. I have her […]
The Amazing Race Recap: Red Lipstick Is Not My Color
OMG Y’all Team Purple, Will and James retweeted my recap on Twitter last week! I literally have the best twitter friends. I’m the only asshole and they are all nice! You can follow me here if you are into Twitter. It is literally the on social media I run myself. And forewarning, I am worse […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: Can We Just Get On With This?
You Guys YES YOU! Both of you who are sticking with me to the bitter end of this shit season! My power was off today and I missed the holy hell out of you! IT WAS HORRIBLE. Thanks for reading my Big Brother All Stars recaps. I’m supposed to recap RHOOC tonight but I am […]
The Bachelorette Recap: Love At First Sight
There is not much on right now on Tuesday nights except for The Bachelorette and The Voice. I’m going to recap Don’t Be Tardy but probably not until tomorrow. I don’t listen to a lot of music (it can make me very emotional), but I do enjoy vocal competition shows! I still get emotional but […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Reunion Part 1
Welp, it’s the most wonderful time of the year. Le sigh. Time for a Below Deck Med recap. And it’s the reunion which means lots of transcribing. At least I will have a new episode of The Weakest Link to watch when I get through this. So there is that. I’m already irritated by the […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: Knight Moves
On tonight’s Big Brother All Stars recap we are getting down to the wire. Tonight we get to see the HOH play out. But as always at this point in the game, it’s the veto holder who has all of the power. Also for this episode I have a ton of photos of Christmas crying. […]
90 Day Fiance The Other Way Recap: The Consequences of Truth
It’s finally time to check in on Armando and Kenny and hopefully get Hannah back to their new home. Also, Ariela is terrified about having a baby via c-section in an underdeveloped country without her mama. She’s the one who put herself in this situation though. And it was a total fail and she should […]
RHOP Recap: Fully Charged
It’s Sunday night and that means lots of recapping! I’m going to start with a RHOP recap tonight because most of you are more interested in Potomac than 90 Day Fiance the other way. And if I do 90 Day first the RHOP suffers. Tonight, Wendy is having a sip and see. Is she even […]
Open Forum: My Squirrels Don’t like 2020 Either
I feel like we all have so much going on even though most of us are in quarantine. How is that even possible? It’s to the point that I just send out blanket prayers for all of you. I’m so sorry for all of you that are struggling with your own illnesses or family illnesses […]
Thomas Ravenel Is Trying To Take The Children Away From Kathryn
Recently, Thomas Ravenel announce he was getting married. He also bought a house in Aiken at the beginning of the year. Ever since he got kicked in the head by a horse, he’s been even weirder than usual. He has now made it clear as mud that he is “getting engaged to be married” to […]
Blind Item: Hiding Millions
This former reality TV persona knows how to hide his assets. Rather than take a large salary on his very first season he formed a “production company” LLC and had it “co-produce” the show with with the actual production company. So he got 5% of the gross budget upfront, 25% of all licensing worldwide, 25% […]
Blind Item: Sweating It Out
Pick up letters are finally going out for this reality show. But so far only one person has received one. And it is not either of the two who fight to be the most important person on the show. This has them both “sweating it out.” Despite the fact that this show desperately needs a […]
Blind Item: Reckless
I don’t have a lot of details yet but this new housewife is being compared to another housewife with multiple mugshots. (Yes, I know that doesn’t narrow it down much, lol). The word is that she is trying too hard and doing to much and needs to settle down in her first season if she […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: We’re Down To The Final Four!
My bedroom TV is on ABC, and this TV is taping the ABC Town Hall with Biden. I will start watching in her the second that I finish this Big Brother All Stars recap. I hope if you are reading this and the ABC Town Hall is on in your area you will turn on […]
MAFS Recap: Stranger Spouse
I almost did this MAFS recap at three in the morning but ran out of steam. Especially since it is a two hour show. Let’s see how these couples are doing once the mandated lockdown is over. The were locked down for six weeks on top of the scheduled eight weeks. This has of course […]
Exclusive: Finally Discussed Cynthia Bailey’s Wedding With Sources
It has been kind of like pulling teeth to find out what really happened at Cynthia’s wedding last Saturday. For weeks I had been in contact with production sources regarding the tedious preparation for Cynthia Bailey’s wedding. The COVID situation was a huge deal for production. The event was supposed to be outdoors. Masks, social […]
RHOC Recap: An Unexpected Secret
Wednesday night is so jam packed with good shows it is ridiculous for Bravo to expect me to do a RHOC recap in any sort of a timely way. The Amazing Race episode I just recapped was one of the best shows I have seen since quarantine. I am not going to miss it for […]
Amazing Race Recap Season 32: The Starting Line
Y’all I am so excited to do this Amazing Race Recap! It’s brand new season and it looks amazing as usual! We all get to go on a virtual vacation! That’s something, right? Luckily this was all filmed before COVID. It will be a long time before Season 33. This season begins at the Hollywood […]
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