It’s the last season of this shit show, and boy have we had a lot of fun complaining about it. Let’s get right to it. Vicki and her partners meet with her son Michael to tell him they have decided to replace a current board member with him. What does that mean? They are throwing […]
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Real Housewives of Orange County: The Real Vikings Of Orange County
Once again, Banjo is pissed that I have stopped my extremely tone deaf singing along with The Voice, to recap this shit show. The Voice is getting huge ratings this season for a reason. I’m loving it even though a guy I really liked went home just because he was paired with one of Miley’s […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: A Case Of The Vickis
I’m watching The Voice while doing the prepost setups for this post and I have to say, y’all are missing out. Several really great singers went home tonight. Including one of my favorites. I think we all need a little music in our lives lately. This is what we should be watching instead of bitches […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: An Unexpected Thaw
Le sigh. Well at least this week, this shit show will be on the road in Iceland. Iceland sure is pushing the tourist thing lately if you fly Iceland Air to say, Paris. You can fly to Iceland for and take a three day layover and then continue on to Paris. If you just go […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Mystic Mistake
This is episode fifteen, y’all. FIFTEEN! Fifteen boring episodes robbing us of fifteen hours of your lives that we will never, ever get back. All season, even the housewives have been admitting that the show was “off to a slow start” and promised things would get good once they got to Iceland. Guess what? I […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Armenian Rhapsody
Based on the title, I presume this episode will be very Peggycentric. Pretty much anytime anything happens anywhere, one of my readers is there. So I can only assume I have quite a few Armenian readers here. So I have a question. Peggy seems to really be trying to oversell the Armenian thing. Yet when […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Don’t Rock The Boat
I am not excited in the least to write this recap tonight. It’s been a rough day and THE CRAZY is out of control. I’m having a rough time concentrating and I have a headache from trying. I say all that to say this recap will probably suck. But here goes nothing! We are starting […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Farm To Table Manner
Y’all. The Voice is so good tonight and Banjo and I always bond in when it is on, I hate to stop that for this stupid show about bitches pulling six figures for showing their ass, but as much as this show suck donkey balls in Tijuana, I am here for you. Because the shit […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Breast Intentions
We start tonight with Kelly preparing for her breast reduction. How does one prepare for a breast reduction if one is an OC housewife? Well first, one’s husband stands you outside topless and makes a plaster of Paris mold of your soon to be former boobs. Because, memories. Then, one throws a “Boob Voyage Party” […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Loose Lips Sink Friendships
Sorry for tonight’s delay. It’s been a long emotionally draining day with Irma visiting Atlanta today and I opted to watch the finale of Bachelor in Paradise first tonight. If I had any real expectation of this show being even marginally interesting I would have recapped it first. Let’s see what I missed. We start […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Drag Bingo Bombshell
We haven’t heard a whole lot from the Real Housewives of Orange County in the press lately, but what little they do talk about usually includes a sort of apology for how boring this season has been so far. The promise it will get better. ONCE THEY GET TO ICELAND. Please let that be next […]
Real Housewives Of Orange County: Run For Your Wife!
Tonight it is back to Orange County for another Saint Patrick’s Day! Let’s hope this one is not as dramatic as the one in Ireland. I hope Kelly doesn’t do the nose flicking game this time either. Lydia, Tamra, Eddie, Doug and David are going to run a Spartan race. David seems to be training for […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Un Noble Women
I am so drunk that I have to close one eye to type. I decided to day drink before the eclipse and then because I have yet to eat a bite all day.. well I am not good. So I am just going to be your fatass drunk Aunt Tamara on the couch for this […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: The Sip And See Stand-Off
Peggy Why does Peggy want to act like she is fresh of the boat. She was born in Kuwait or somewhere and moved to the US when she was a year old. This “I am not familiar with anything American” schtick is just ridiculous. Vicki Steve must be a saint. He not only puts […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Moving In, Moving On And Moving Fast
The first scene of the episode seems to be the very first scene that Meghan filmed when she came back down to Orange County to film. Why are Lydia and her family Hawaii giving their boys the sex talk in Hawaii? I thought we were all going to Hawaii? Now I am disappointed. Lydia wants […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: We Have A New Puppet Master
I am pretty sure this episode is going to be a dud. I am sick to damn death of these women taking us to their vaginal rejuvenations. I do not care for Shannon Beador so I am not interested in her giving Sophie I driving lesson. I have a gut feeling that Shannon herself probably […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: The Not So Quiet Woman
First of all, these taglines are so unbearable that I need to remember to start watching my DVR a couple of minutes late to avoid them. We are back at the two-year old birthday party where Shannon is acting like the two-year old. Lydia says she doesn’t want to hang out and have dinner with […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: It’s My Way Or Feng Shui!
Shannon Shannon meets with Elaine, the feng shui consultant about her new house. Fittingly, she has a toilet in her relationship area. One of her kids has a professional makeup artist come in to make her look 35 for her winter formal. I can’t believe that David is going to let her leave the house […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: The Great Divide
Off to a late start since the Southern Charm reunion saved anything remotely interesting for the lat five minutes of the show. I’m just going to take this one slow and easy. OMG! I had not watched the trailer for this season and it looks fantastic. I really thought Brett Michaels was on the show […]
Real Housewives Of Orange County Taglines Are Out
I hate them all except for Tamra’s and Vicki’s. I hate Meghan’s the most because it is grammatically incorrect.
Real Housewives of Orange County Cast Photos Have Leaked
The cast photos for Orange County leaked this morning and it has taken me this long to actually care. Mostly because of brain fog and not so much because of the show itself. Also I didn’t recognize Shannon’s new face. Correct me if I’m wrong but it looks like, Lydia McLaughlin, Tamra Judge, Shannon Beador, […]
A Tiny Bit of Real Housewives of Orange County Casting News
I recently gave an update on the drama in Orange County. Since then I’ve received a bit of new information. As expected, Vicki, Tamra and Shannon have all signed their contracts. My latest information is that Kelly Dodd was negotiating her contract and her rep was being rather aggressive. The good news is that she seems […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part 3: The Shannon Meltdown
Le sigh. I have gotten enough of menopausal women bashing each other, whiners, apologizes, deniers and “she started it!” behavior this week right here on this blog. But, hey! Let’s watch a third hour of this shit show just to be damn sure my cup runneth over. I realized posting this photo that we […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part 2
This is cruel and unusual punishment. It seems just plain sadistic that I have to recap two reunions on the same day. I already really, really, really hate this stupid week. It’s like this week is trying to compete with last week to see which week will be more difficult to endure. I hate all […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Finale: Vicious Lies and Broken Ties
This one is going to be a bit slow because I’m exhausted from my last-minute Halloween endeavors that I will catch you up on in the Halloween post when I get the chance. We start in St. Louis at what they are calling Jim and Meghan’s “second house in St. Louis. It’s actually their […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: RECAP PART TWO Back In The OC
In case you missed PART ONE THE BUS RIDE, you really need to read that first. Heather Dubrow got wasted, lost all her inhibitions and showed her true vile self on international TV. She was pure evil. We are now back on American soil. I wonder if they were allowed to fly first in that […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: RECAP PART ONE THE BUS RIDE
I really can’t believe there is more, and supposedly even worse dram to come on this bus. Heather seems to think that there is something that Kelly can do at this point to justify the horrific, cunty, bullying from last week and that she will somehow come off looking much better this episode. Nevertheless, we’re in […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: I Just Want To Go Home!
I seem to have blacked out on last week’s episode. I probably should have gone back to read it again to refresh my memory because we are starting with Heather, dressed and ready to roll calling Vicki who is still in bed. Apparently, the night before, Shannon and Vicki went out drinking alone together […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Shamrocks and Shockwaves
If nothing else, tonight we are supposed to finally make it to Ireland where “Meghan can explore her ancestry” or whatever. In case you missed it, I finally posted about what Vicki’s big secret about Shannon is. While I do think it will come out, it will not happened tonight. Tonight we will have […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Secrets and Lies
I had completely forgotten last week’s episode until they reminded us. I now understand why they spend the first twenty minutes reminding us all what happened on the previous episode. It’s all so vapid these days there is nothing very memorable to recall. Meghan Tonight we get a candle party from Meghan and her […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Muddy Waters
It’s past time for the RHOOC episode. Due to an emergency at Tamara Tattles Headquarters yesterday, I was unavailable. You can read all about that in my day long meltdowns at the end of comments here. We have comedy in the initial post and doom and despair in the comments. Now on to the show! Shannon […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Shockingly, Grandma Donna Doesn’t Like Mommy
Tamra Tamra is still trying to train for her competition, but she postponed it. Wait, is this a bogus competition? Because the entire competition was moved back four weeks, for some mysterious reason. Sigh. Even so, wouldn’t they have just announced that the competition was postponed for four weeks and how fortunate that is for […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Ubering in a Paper Hospital Gown
It’s time to check back in with the ladies of the OC. I really meant to purple pen some of their blogs this week but we’ve been slammed here at Tamaratattles.com and I honestly haven’t had a minute to do it. I wanted to address Vicki’s account of leaving the hospital, but perhaps she will […]
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