The Internet is a great and wondrous place. Everyone can find their niche. Here is a guide to figuring out if this is the place for you. This is a decision you should be able to make for yourself. If you determine this is not the place for you, there is no need for a dramatic exit. Just head off to find your happy place! There is no need to tell me you are leaving. I am not going to beg you to stay. In fact, many people need some help leaving here. I can assist with that if you need the help. I have a lovely area called the Window Licking Section (WLS) where we will never hear from you again. Here are some ways I will send you looking for a new place to express yourself.
NEW ADDITION DO NOT POST SPOILERS! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? IF WE WANTED TO KNOW HOW IT ALL ENDS WE TOO HAVE GOOGLE.
1. Telling Me How to Blog or What to Blog About
This is my site. I decide what I post here. That said, if you see something you think fits my interests, I love getting emails at [email protected] I always appreciate a heads up on breaking news! If you have a link I need to see… email me, rather than placing things in comments.
TWO TOPICS THAT I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR OPINION
Words or terms that offend you. I don’t care. If you are easily offended, this is definitely not the site for you. I’m not here to blog using a lexicon within your retarded comfort zone. See what I did there?
UPDATED: A reminder about abusive comments about anyone, especially those on a reality show. These are real people with real feelings. And they read here. So there will be not comments debasing people’s looks. Bad surgical choices is one thing. But there will be no body shaming. Racist or homophobic comments ARE NOT TOLERATED HERE.
Typos you have noticed. I don’t care.
If you post that you are not interested in the topics we are discussing. Or that the typos are just too much for you, I will moderate or WLS your comments. When recapping shows live, I try to have them up as soon as possible after the show ends. There will be errors. I will mix up some names. I’m writing a 2,000 word essay in sixty minutes while watching the show, adding photos, tags, categories and links. There is no time to edit. If you know I said black when I meant white, so does everyone else. Sit down.

2. Posting Links to Other Sites or Mentioning Other Sites
Believe it or not the world of blogging is very complex behind the scenes. It’s impossible for me to explain what is okay and not okay to link to so I do not allow links at all. Trying to get around the link rule by saying, “just go Google this set of words” is the same infraction. Just don’t. Comment on my post in my comments and what you see elsewhere at that site. If another site has a different information than I do, POST YOUR COMMENTS ABOUT THEIR INFORMATION THERE. They did their work and deserve your comments. If you don’t believe them, don’t mention it here. See how easy that is? Don’t drag me in to blog wars, I will not go there. I do not care that you left another site to come to this one. If anything it just makes me think you are going to be a problem.
3. Using Stupid Nicknames for Housewives or Other People We Discuss Here.
I know this one perplexes many of you. Maybe you post at other sites where bloggers never even mention the actual name of who they are being hateful to. On rare occasion it can be humorous if I do it. You should not.
EDITED 10/9/22: I Thought I had mentioned that the people we discuss on reality shows actually read this site. I also thought I mentioned that we don’t make fun of appearances, UNLESS it is a botched plastic surgery. I also thought I mentioned that VITRIOLIC COMMENTS are not allowed. If you don’t have the mental capacity to be able to understand WHAT CROSSES THE LINE YOU ARE ON THE WRONG SITE. And I will escort you to the Window Licking Section (WLS).
4. Illiteracy. (See also Nene stans or Candiace Stans)
My spam blocker does a great job of deleting spam. I have this feature to keep my comments limited to on topic, comprehensible conversation. I am not the grammar or spelling police. Not by a longshot. However, your comments should be comprehensible.
If using punctuation is too difficult for you to do on your phone, don’t post in my comments.
DO NOT POST IN TEXT SPEAK. TYPE FULL WORDS (example: The word is because, not bc; you not u; your not ur) USE NAMES ( actual names not initials) SENTENCES ( that start with a capital letter and end with one period) OR DO NOT POST.
If you cannot conjugate simple verbs, don’t post in my comments. We all use a dialect from time to time for effect, but if your comments are full of “I seen” instead of “I saw” I lose faith in your abilities to offer any intelligent discourse to the group. I’d rather piss you off and have you leave. We are a reasonably intelligent group here and I’d like to keep it that way.
5. DO NOT POST ANYTHING THAT MIGHT BE A SPOILER FOR A REALITY SHOW, OR ANY SHOW!
6. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY. You are legally responsible for your own comments and if a court subpeonas me I will give them all of your information.