By The Lady Cocotte Let me set the stage for tonight’s Vanderpump Rules. Jax, the last person anyone should believe about anything, convinces the group that Kristen and James cheated on their partners (based entirely on the positions of a few pillows and empty bottles). He changes James’ denial into an admission by replacing “hung […]
Vanderpump Rules: The Smoking Gun
By The Lady Cocotte Calling all Vanderpeople. Tonight concludes the Vanderpump Rules season 6 Mexico adventure. Expect tears. Expect shouting. Expect Kristen on James action? It’s a rewind episode. Production tells us upfront the moral majority have decided Kristen and James made up plus some. Could it be true? Did she cheat on Carter? Did […]
Vanderpump Rules: Sur Going South
By The Lady Cocotte Occasionally, I watch the Vanderpump Rules opening credits. There’s something soothing about watching survers fling drinks in slow motion. This week the whole crew is in Mexico (you know, where Schwartz once flung a drink on Katie). Last week, Stassi and Lala led an all woman army against Jax. They scorched […]
#WWHL With Britanny Cartwright And Stassi Schroeder
I’ve been dicking around all day and somehow I thought I had already done this recap since I pulled photos an watched the aftershow during commercials while Watching American Idol. Then my sister called and we talked for like an hour and I sort of lost my place in the recapping plan. Ooops. So here […]
Vanderpump Rules: Nothing Here for Me
By The Lady Cocotte Vanderpump Rules is heading back to Mexico and you know what that means. Drinking. Tiny bathing suits with weird coverups. And drama. Lots of drama. Although it could never be as iconic as a Stassi birthday trip, I’m excited to see what a week of tequila and bad decisions look like. […]
Vanderpump Rules: Watch Your Back
By The Lady Cocotte I thought this season of Vanderpump Rules was going to be all about The Hair. It’s not. It’s all about vaginas. I have one of those. I don’t make a big production of it. At least tonight we’re treated to a new -gate: Is Jeremy creepy? Or is Stassi a lying […]
#WWHL With Ariana Madix and Scheana Shay
I’m so behind on recapping. I woke up at the butt crack of dawn today and could not go back to sleep and now I need a nap but first I have to get some things up on the damn site! I do not understand why WWHL has social media accounts if they are not […]
Vanderpump Rules: Vegas! Baby?
By The Lady Cocotte I owe Tamara Tattles a huge “Thank You” for taking over the Vanderpump Rules recaps while I was on vacation. It was nice to get a little break from the radiator. But I’m home now and I’m here to claim what’s mine. Vegas trip? Mine. Showing up late (and drunk) to […]
Vanderpump Rules: Wishful Sinking
We start this week with the morning after a major drinking binge where Lala and James got into it. Wait, isn’t this how most episodes start? It’s just this one has most of them in a cabin at Big Bear Lake. Lala is drinking by 9:15. Which is technically allowed if she is having it […]
Vanderpump Rules: It’s All Happening
There sure are a lot of fires at SUR. If I recall correctly, Villa Rica used to have the same issues. Weird. Oh and hi! It’s me Tamara filling in for Lady C who is frolicking on a beach somewhere without me. I already had to pause to find out if this “Dan” a manager […]
#WWHL With Stassi Schroeder & Jake Shears
Jake is on Kinky Boots on Broadway and was the lead singer of Scissor Sisters and is a huge Pump Rules fan. So we start with Jake singing the theme song of Vanderpump Rules on a podcast. It was very emo. Then we see Kevin Lee’s ridiculous apology to Katie who is in the audience. No […]
Vanderpump Rules: Screams and Queens
By The Lady Cocotte I can’t believe we’re almost halfway through Vanderpump Rules, season 6. So far, it’s been a gas. Tonight is all about the dueling birthdays. It’s Queen Bee Stassi vs Queen Bey Ariana. Who will come out on top? It depends on the judging criteria. If it’s based on how many times […]
Kevin Lee Seems Less Than Contrite About His Insensitive Comments To Katie Maloney-Schwartz
On last night’s episode of Vanderpump Rules Kevin Lee said to Katie, ““What happened? You were much thinner than this. You gained a little bit of weight. You have to work on it. Seriously, I’m telling you as a friend. It’s out of control now. I can tell.” This all went down in front of […]
#WWHL With Katie & Tom Schwartz
I had planned to recap this at 11 last night but I got sidetracked ranting about the movie Lady Bird I had just watched. Then I discovered the 11 pm show didn’t tape and I had to tape the second show. I am trying to be on a more normal, healthy schedule these days and […]
Vanderpump Rules: Call me Jason
By The Lady Cocotte Stassi and James are combining forces to throw a party celebrating Lisa as the new Editor of Beverly Hills Lifestyle magazine. Whew! That’s three fake jobs in one sentence. As soon as Lisa is out of earsight, Stassi relentlessly badgers James about his boyfriend. It’s obnoxiously scripted but necessary to set […]
Exclusive: Logan Noh Claims James Kennedy Broke His Nose Last Night
I’ve been in receipt of some news regarding the relationship between Logan Noh and James Kennedy over the past day or two. It was exceedingly obvious that James forced Logan to lie on the “secret phone call” scene with Britanny and her sister about being in a relationship with James. James convinced Logan that the […]
#WWHL With Kristen Doute & Quad Webb-Lunceford
I haven’t had a chance to watch Vanderpump Rules yet tonight, but I feel like Andy is going to make me rewatch most of it here anyway, so let’s get this recap going. I am exhausted and my laptop keyboard is missing a few letters, but I must persevere. I am now blind because of […]
Vanderpump Rules: Best Mates
By The Lady Cocotte The last we saw our darling Vanderpump Rules friends, Brittany’s mom surprised her daughter with a Kristen Doute-sponsored visit. Jax looked downright terrified to see her. In a split second, he saw all of his manipulations swirling down the drain. And in the real world, he would have reason to be […]
Vanderpump Rules: It’s Not About The Pasta
By The Lady Cocotte There isn’t much that can keep me away from my beloved Vanderpump Rules but this flu sure is trying. I’m going to do my best, because I owe it to the show, but it’s not going to be pretty. So bear with me and try to follow along. Anything that doesn’t […]
#WWHL With Britanny Cartwright And Ariana Madix
Can you imagine how humiliating it is to be Britanny Cartwright right now? I mean, bless her heart. Right off the bat Andy points out that Brittany is nervous about what people are going to say. He says he will try not to go hard on her, but she does have a lot of questions. […]
Vanderpump Rules: See You Next Tuesday
By The Lady Cocotte It’s been a long week already but Vanderpump Rules is sure to soothe my weary heart. So far, this season has been popping. They’ve given us an interesting twist on an old classic by having Jax Taylor confess his cheating from the get-go. Now we really get to see behind the […]
WWHL With Lisa Vanderpump
My DVR cut off the first two minutes of this episode so we are picking up with LVP talking about Teddi bringing a fresh perspective to the show. I agree and I hope we get to keep her and no send her off for being “boring.” I think we need a few normal people on […]
#WWHL With Scheana Shay & S.E. Cupp
Andy says that this season of Vanderpump Rules is the best ever. It’s like everyday with the Trump administration. There is just so much new dramatic news every episode! I haven’t watched the episode yet and this post will go up whenever I get to it tomorrow, but I am hyped after that dramatic national […]
Vanderpump Rules: Sex, Lies and Audiotape
By The Lady Cocotte I actually look forward to Vanderpump Rules. It’s definitely the best thing about Mondays. While making dinner, as my anticipation grew, I joked to myself, “I wonder who is going to get caught cheating tonight?” And then I remembered: Rob! I guess it’s not a real relationship if he’s not cheating […]
Teresa Giudice Has A New BFF, And She’s a Divorce Attorney
There is a lot of discussion going on about this photo that Teresa posted on Instagram recently. She initially posted it with the caption, “Dinner with a great friend getting great advice @laforgekyriakoulis # webothlovefood #greekfood ” She has since changed the caption to, “Dinner with a great friend lots of laughs @laforgekyriakoulis # webothlovefood #greekfood.” So what’s the big […]
Vanderpump Rules: Absinthe-minded
By The Lady Cocotte Bravo is starting the new year off on a good foot with a brand new episode of Vanderpump Rules. Bring on the buffoonery! Bring on the inflated egos! Bring on the deep fried goat cheese balls! We gotta keep this party rolling. Scheana, Katie and Stassi spend the night at Brittany’s […]
Jax Taylor’s Father Has Died
Yesterday, I noticed that Brittany was asking for prayers for Jax and his family, and it was clear to me that his father was nearing the end of his fight with cancer. Brittany and Jax were in Kentucky for Christmas again this year and they usually head down to Florida afterward. Britanny got to see […]
LaLa Kent’s Longtime Boyfriend, Randall Emmett, is Finally Single!
The witches of Weho on Vanderpump Rules have been ragging on Lala for a couple of seasons for “dating a married man.” While that was technically true the married couple had been trading divorce papers the entire time. Initially, Randall Emmett’s wife filed for divorce a couple of years ago but never went forward with the […]
We Need To Talk About Faith…
Faith from Vanderpump Rules is doing the most to talk about the show and the Jax storyline. I’ve read several stories about her since the episode came out. She seems stupider and stupider in every single one. I’ve actually opted not to post about it because it is all so ridiculous. And she never tells […]
Vanderpump Rules: Back in the Saddle
By The Lady Cocotte Sorry it’s taken so long to get this Vanderpump Rules recap up. Life doesn’t always go the way we plan. But a late recap is way better than a late period… Just ask Jax. For some reason that is totally not his fault, knocked up side chicks keep breaking up his […]
Lala Kent Is No Longer Hiding Her Married Boyfriend
It’s the wee hours of Wednesday Morning here on the east coast, but it is only almost midnight on the west coast. Last night, Lala flew all of the VPR girls to Vegas for a girls weekend on a private plane owned by her boyfriend, Randall Emmett. Randall is the executive producer of Power. He has […]
#WWHL With Jax Taylor “I’m A Work In Progress”
It is rather ironic that after last night’s explosive episode of Vanderpump Rules where Jax actually admits that he cheated on Brittany with Faith while there was an elderly woman asleep in her bed in what one hopes was another room in the house, Jax is reunited with a purported former sex partner on WWHL. […]
Vanderpump Rules: Unfaithful
By The Lady Cocotte Full disclosure: I watched last week’s Vanderpump Rules premiere three times. It was that good. The Sur gang delivered everything we’ve come to expect. Stassi and Katie were mean girls. Scheana was delusional. Tom Sandoval overestimated his intelligence. Kristen inserted herself in someone else’s argument. And, most importantly, Jax Taylor cheated […]
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