I have taken the reins in getting us through these last few episodes of Jax and Brittany. This is because The Lady C just can’t watch another frame of it. It is late this week because I had a lot going on last night and made some poor choice with regard to a personal celebration, […]
Jax & Britanny Take Kentucky: The Gospel According To Jax
Sorry to disappoint you, gentle readers, but you are stuck with my recap of Jax & Britanny as The Fabulous Lady C, is unavailable for this recap. In fact, I’ll probably be doing the rest of them. She isn’t really filming the season. I on the other hand, love this show. I did just realize […]
Vanderpump Rules Jax & Brittany Take Kentucky: Let’s Make a Baby
By The Lady Cocotte The last we saw Jax, our intrepid hero, he was on the hot seat. His possibly, maybe, someday engagement ring had won over Tan Mom and Mamaw but Daddy Don wasn’t as easily duped. So he sat Jax down for his ten thousandth “when are you getting married, son?” summit and […]
Vanderpump Rules Jax & Brittany Take Kentucky: First Comes Love…
By The Lady Cocotte I have to admit I’m a little surprised Jax & Brittany Take Kentucky hasn’t been cancelled yet. Jax and Brittany are as interesting as a bologna sandwich. With mayo. On white bread. You know it’s true. Plus, the whole show is built around one lame joke (Jax tries to do farm […]
Vanderpump Rules Jax & Brittany Take Kentucky: Welcome to Kentucky
By The Lady Cocotte What happens when you take Vanderpump Rules’ biggest douche and drop him onto a farm in America’s heartland? Jax & Brittany Take Kentucky, of course. How will Jax survive so far away from his plastic surgeon and STD clinic? Does it even snow in Kentucky? And how will sweet little Brittany […]
Stassi Schroeder Is Back On The Market!
Yesterday, while we were all focused on the country coming apart at the seams, and that whole nuclear war thing, Stassi had much more serious things on her mind. It seems Patrick has broken up with her again. On their anniversary. Probably via text.
Vanderpump Rules: Jax & Brittany Take Kentucky
Anyone remember Green Acres? Where the farmer takes spoiled rich wife to live on a farm? Well no one is rich in this version but Jax is going to be playing the role of Eva Gabor in this one. Here is the press release for the show. Bravo Media serves up farm to TV viewing with […]
RUMOR ALERT! Tom Schwartz And Katie Mahoney SPLITSVILLE?
Okay, this may or may not be true but multiple new sources (suddenly people want to tell me things) are informing me that Tom Swartz was apparently kicked out of his marital home for cheating on Katie Mahoney. She’s gone all Tequila Kate and toss him and all his shit to the curb, according to […]
Vanderpump Rules Filming News! Time To Trade In For A Younger Model Or Two
“Queen you shall be… until there comes another, younger and more beautiful, to cast you down and take all that you hold dear.” I’ve been remiss in updating you guys on Vanderpump Rules so I am going to just dump it all out here and hope it makes sense. The drama of the upcoming season […]
Scheana and Mike Shay’s Divorce is Final
TMZ has been wrong, wronger and wrongest about Phaedra Parks divorce over the past couple of years so I read their posts about divorce settlements with a very critical eye. That said, they are reporting that Scheana and Mike’s divorce has been finalized and the timing is about right. The rest of the story doesn’t […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion, Part Three: No Lala But Everything Else
By The Lady Cocotte It’s been a long season of Vanderpump Rules but tonight we finally say goodbye. Goodbye, Tequila Katie. Goodbye, White Kanye. Goodbye, mean girls. Goodbye, Scheana Shay. Luckily for us, only one of those goodbyes is permanent. After a little break I’m going to really miss these “kids.” But for now […]
Vanderpump Rules Foursome At The New Braves Stadium Tonight!
Come say hi to us at xfinity rooftop at Suntrust stadium for the @braves game! Check out the reunion Monday on bravo or catch up on season five with xfinity on demand #pumprules A post shared by Tom Sandoval (@tomsandoval1) on Apr 15, 2017 at 3:02pm PDT It looks like Kentucky showed up with […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion, Part Two: Too Much Lala, Not Enough Crazy Kristen
By The Lady Cocotte Anyone in the mood for some arguing? Good, because it’s time for part two of the Vanderpump Rules reunion. Last week’s part one quickly paid homage to Kristen dipping into Brittany’s lady pond, Katie’s wedding planning and James Kennedy’s cheating but, at heart, it was all about Lala. We revisited […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion, Part One: Don’t Expect Me To Take Responsibility For My Actions
By The Lady Cocotte Schwartz and Katie’s Wedding By Bravo is over. Scheana’s Marriage By Bravo is no more. Hell, even Lala’s Sur employment is dunzo. All that’s left is the three part reunion. Are you ready for the laughter, the tears, the DJ James Kennedy? Wait, don’t answer that question. Just sit down […]
Vanderpump Rules: Introducing Mr.& Mrs. Schwartz
By The Lady Cocotte This whole season of Vanderpump Rules has been leading up to Katie and Schwartz’s wedding so it’s fitting that they say their vows on tonight’s finale. Sure, other things happened (Stassi was a bitch, Jax’s penis showed up in inappropriate places, James “rapped” and raged and Scheana played the victim) […]
Please Enjoy This Brief Intermission with Sur Chefs Christian And Guillermo
These guys are everything. What do think of Andy’s Spanish skills? How long do you think he rehearsed that?
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Will Be Three Parts: Check Out The Preview
According to the press release for the Vanderpump Rules reunion, it’s going to be a good one. So much so that it’s a three part series! On track to deliver its highest rated season ever “Vanderpump Rules” Season 5 is averaging 2.4 million total viewers and nearly 1.7 million P24-54, up 3% and 4% respectively […]
#WWHL With Katie and Tom Schwartz
On last night’s WWHL, we got to see the newlyweds for the first time after the wedding. Let’s see if the wedded bliss Schwartz talks about is true, or of the have the body language of Nick Viall and his newly betrothed. It’s been 250 days since the wedding. Also the 21st has always […]
Vanderpump Rules: Taco Tuesday, Wedding Wednesday
By The Lady Cocotte Every episode of Vanderpump Rules brings us one step closer to the wedding that shouldn’t be. The whole gang has gathered at the wedding venue. Yay! Lisa Vanderpump has arrived (by private jet) to ordain the wedding. Whee! Jax and Sandoval are balls deep into a plan to surprise Schwartz by […]
Vanderpump Rules: Triple Trouble
By The Lady Cocotte We must be nearing the end of the season because the Vanderpump Rules wedding that shouldn’t happen is about to happen. Yipee? After completing their yearly Sur photoshoot (this year’s theme was Mall Glamour Shots), the “kids” are headed to Katie and Tom’s wedding venue. That’s right. They’re taking their […]
WWHL Live With Jax Taylor and a Couple Dudes From Summer House
Whenever Jax is on WWHL, Andy loves a sausage fest, so we have two dudes from Summer House, a show I think I watched exactly one episode of before tapping out. Do y’all watch that show? I haven’t watched tonight’s Vanderpump Rules yet, so I’ll probably suck more than usual on this recap. I also […]
Vanderpump Rules: Regrets Only
By The Lady Cocotte After three episodes in New Orleans, Vanderpump Rules is finally coming home. Did the LA bars notice a sharp drop in alcohol sales? Were local spray tan salons shuttered due to lack of customers? Did the air in Southern California feel just a little less vapid? Well, all of that is […]
WWHL With Stassi Schroeder and Josh Henderson
The very first thing Andy does is apologize on behalf of Stassi for dropping the F-bomb on a live commercial before the show. Nice. I read somewhere that LVP said that last night’s episode of Vanderpump Rules was the best episode of all time. Really? Someone asked Stassi if Scheana and Lala are friends now […]
Vanderpump Rules: Drag Battle
By The Lady Cocotte The Vanderpump Rules “kids” are in New Orleans and they’re trying to finish what Katrina started. Too soon? My bad, but you know it’s true. So far there have been tears (mostly Sandoval), drunken spats (Katie and Schwartz, obviously) and the main event: confronting Schwartz about cheating with Vegas girl. Yeah, […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Tapes Today
I’ve been keeping an eye on the #PumpRules reunion today. It’s been fairly tame. Most of the evil girls have been on Snapchat, which I don’t do. Andy posted this photo of him hanging out with the guys, and Stassi’s little brother around 2 p.m. their time during a break. There are a lot of […]
WWHL With Kristen Doute And Wendi McLendon-Covey
I haven’t seen Vanderpump Rules yet, but there is a great recap from last night here. After all the montages, I feel like I’ve watched the show! Wendi is so funny. Next week, Kristen and Sandoval have another argument because Sandoval is apparently trying to trash talk Kristen to Carter. A caller asks Kristen how […]
Vanderpump Rules: Man Tears and Braziers
By The Lady Cocotte Tonight Vanderpump Rules brings us Part Two of Stassi’s Katie and Tom’s Katie’s bridal shower blowout in New Orleans. WeHo in NOLA, y’all! So far, Katie’s been smacked in the face with Mardi Gras beads (awesome), Scheana gave Shay a book of photographs of herself for their wedding anniversary (what a […]
More Ugly News Is Scheana Shay involved?
As I was typing up the previous two emails I was getting pinged to death about Scheana Marie from Vanderpump Rules. I really don’t give a shit about Scheana at the moment but I finally read the source of the sudden interest. Let’s start with this blind item. #BlindItemReveal Many sources claimed that Scheana was […]
#WWHL With Tom Sandovol and Tom Schwartz
I haven’t seen Vanderpump Rules yet, but here is the link to Lady C’s recap. So I am going to hit this show with a broad brush. Schwartz’ mom is in the audience and some website posted all of her financial business today which I found to be pretty unnecessary. I guess the long time […]
Vanderpump Rules: Beads, Beers and Tears
By The Lady Cocotte Tonight the Vanderpump Rules “kids” laissez les bons temps rouler in the Big Easy. That’s right. Everyone’s favorite Bridezilla is having her bachelorette party in New Orleans. And she’s dragged her brow-beaten, “abused wife” of a fiancé (and his groomsmen) along for the ride. Ugh. I forsee a lot of Katie […]
Vanderpump Rules: Into The Closet
By The Lady Cocotte I don’t know how tonight’s Vanderpump Rules can compete with last week. James Kennedy’s triumphant rap performance was overshadowed by an amazing ambush from his side pieces (coordinated by the ever delicate flower, Scheana Shay). His very public meltdown, which devolved into a bar brawl with Jax Taylor, was entirely expected. […]
WWHL With James Kennedy
I have to just say that I cheat on y’all with other shows on Monday nights and am just now caught up on my viewing of them, so I have NOT seen Vanderpump Rules yet tonight. In the past my recaps have been decent when I was down with completely insane Kristen. But now that […]
Vanderpump Rules: Ambush
By The Lady Cocotte Things are starting to get spicy on Vanderpump Rules! Sandoval called Jax out on his alleged Gay for Pay past and Brittany and her mom are having a homophobic meltdown. James cheated on his girlfriend with several of LVP’s employees. Lala leaving the show has left the mean girls in need […]