The Teen Mom fan sites are disturbed by a recent Tik Tok Live David Eason recently made. Our Friends over at The Ashley have the video here. I’ll wait. Or I can just tell you what happened. David was filming a Tik Tok live with four year old Ensley showing off his chicken coop. Right […]
Jenelle Eason Has Returned To The Land And David Eason
In today’s least shock news, Jenelle Eason had moved back onto the land to be with David Eason. She is so unhappy being “alone” that she would rather just be with a monster. I’d rather have my vagina sewn shut and live alone in a cave that be anywhere near this scum bucket. Jenelle is […]
Um Y’all… Just When You Though David Eason Could Not Get Any SCARIER!
TMZ just posted David Eason’s most recent mugshot. I just thought this needed it’s own post since this happened… I mean goddamn we can all feel better about our quarantine 15 now! And yes I keep saying I am going to go to bed. I’m exhausted, and can’t sleep. Le sigh.
David Eason Arrested For Felony Assault With Deadly Weapon
After months of breakups and makeups, Teen Mom’s David Eason was arrested for felony assualt with a deadly weapon. This was also his second arrest in 24 hours. That might be a record for him. According to Celebernation David Eason, 31, was arrested on Friday at 9:46 p.m. in North Carolina on charges of assault with […]
Things I Have NOT Been Posting About And Why…
Megan Edmonds Daughter Aspen Gets Into Her Purse And Takes Melatonin! Because, clickbait. Megan travels on planes with her kids all the time, Aspen is three and she has kids gummies for the plane. She usually takes the full dose of two gummies but only took one on the plan. She spotted the other on […]
Jenelle Evans And David Eason Drama Escalates
It’s been a busy day for Jenelle Evans and David Eason news. It’s been about a week since Jenelle took the kids and left David Eason. That event happened a day or two after Jenelle met with MTV executives in NYC. Since that time she has had no contact with David Eason. And as predicted, […]
Jenelle Evans Has Left David And THE LAND!
I got a ton of emails about this breaking news today. Apparently, Jenelle Evans has finally decided to leave David Eason. I have been watching her social media closely for a few days now wondering if it was really going to happen. Jenelle didn’t leave David in order to keep custody of her kids. She […]
Jenelle Evans Recants Dog Killing Story Claims It Was A Publicity Stunt
UPDATED WITH TMZ INTERVIEW. Jenelle Evans can’t keep her story straight. Why the hell does Jenelle Evans keep giving interviews about this? Pick a lie at LEAST! Jenelle Evans now claims that David didn’t really kill her dog, Nugget. The best way to even begin to cover this is by just using my purple pen on […]
Judge Dismisses Jenelle And David Eason’s Custody Case
The new judge on Jenelle and David Eason’s custody case has dismissed the whole case stating that she saw no evidence of neglect, According to The Ashley. Apparently, this judge has no eyeballs. Maryssa took the stand previously and explained that she felt afraid on The Land. According to The Ashley’s sources she also mentioned […]
What’s Wrong With This Picture?
Barbara Evans just posted this photo of her son, and the three grand kids she is raising. I’m not sure that was a very good decision. Can you see what’s wrong with this picture?
Jenelle Evans And Her Mom Barbara Evans Have A Parking Lot Dispute
Y’all! On a regular Tuesday, Jenelle Evans being a bitch to her mother outside a courthouse would be my lead story. That happened yesterday and I am still trying to get to it because there is SO VERY MUCH HAPPENING at Tamara Tattles Headquarters, AKA, the ghetto. I’m going to try to make this brief […]
David Eason Is Allegedly “Done With” His Daughter Maryssa
According to an exclusive report by The Ashley, or as I call her the Bible of Teen Mom, David Eason is not going to pursue reunification with his eldest daughter Maryssa. And just when we thought there was never any good news to report. This is fantastic. She will finally be back in school in […]
North Carolina Judge Rules Jenelle and David Eason Will Not Get Kids Back
UPDATE: Y’all it’s been a crazy 24 hrs IRL and I need some sleep but check out this Twitter account! Sorry when I put it in earlier for some reason the entire account was posted. weird. Today was the fifth day of court for Jenelle and David Eason. The couple has been fighting to get […]
David Eason Went To Court With A Gun On The Dashboard
The folks over at Daily Mail looked at the footage of David Eason and Jenelle Evans Eason arriving in court last week and noticed that there was a handgun on the dash of the car they took. That is probably not illegal. But it is rather stupid. And a lot scary. What was the point […]
NC Judge Signs Off To Remove David Eason’s Daughters From The Land
Multiple media outlets are reporting that a NC Judge has signed off on the removal of Ensley Eason and Maryssa Eason from the custody of Jenelle Evans Eason and David Eason. The reports are conflicting and there is a lot of misinformation out there. When it comes to anything Teen Mom, I consider The Ashley […]
Jenelle Evans Has Temporarily Lost Custody of Kaiser
Jenelle Evans decision to stay with David on the land has resulted in Child Protective Services finally stepping in to keep her kids safe. Today, The Ashley is exclusively reporting that a detective who is investigating David Eason for animal cruelty regarding the dog murder reached out to CPS last week. He informed them that […]
Jenelle Evans Claims David Eason Has Killed Her Dog
Once again, things have gotten out of hand on THE LAND. Last night, news broke that David killed Jenelle’s dog. Jenelle has been on social media since then where she posted the above comments. Just like she did when she and David separated earlier this year, she has been communicating through social media shots of her […]
Teen Mom 2 Recap: Baby Daddy Drama
Look at me getting this week’s Teen Mom 2 recapped before the next episode airs! It’s a Christmas Miracle in March! Briana DeJesus It’s time for Briana DeJesus and Devoin Austin play like family and take Nova to Puerto Rico for her birthday. Briana’s mom, Roxanne and her sister Brittany, and all the girls are […]
Teen Mom 2 Recaps of “Surprise!” “Cold War” And “Momster Crash”
I have fallen terribly behind in my Teen Mom 2 recaps! I have three to plunge through and another episode is coming any day now. I’m going to try to do a down and dirty catch up with just the essential parts. Leah Messer Jeremy Calver is back from an eight-month out-of-town job. Yet, he […]
Jenelle Evans And David Eason’s “Separation” Continues
Jenelle Eason and her current husband and baby daddy seem to have split. As Tamara Tattles reported in a massive post chock full of scalding tea on just about ever show covered here, Jenelle and David Eason apparently didn’t have a very nice Valentines Day. After Jenelle tried to call off the wedding, the day […]