Gina Kirschenheiter was in court with her former husband, Matt last Tuesday. Matt plead guilty to one felony count of domestic battery with corporal injury of a spouse, and to one felony count of false imprisonment by menace, violence, fraud, or deceit. Astoundingly, it appears he will do no jail time. It looks like he […]
RHOC Recap: Reunion Part 2
It’s time for another RHOC recap. I feel like Bravo is trying to “burn-off” these reunion episodes during Christmas week when no one is watching. Word on Mama Joyce’s streets is that there is going to be a major cast shakeup as one last attempt to save this show. THEY NEED TO GET RID OF […]
RHOC Recap: Reunion Part 1 Vicki Is Not Friend Material!
My lazy holiday recapping (/giggles) continues tonight with the RHOC recap of part one of the THREE PART REUNION. I’m already exhausted. My first question is why Shannon is wearing Spanx at the reunion now that she has a great body? Just be a normal sized person! What surgery has Vicki had where she feels […]
RHOC Recap: Whooping It Up For Wedding Bells!
Okay, let’s get this RHOC Recap done. It’s the finale and today is the first part of the reunion. I’ll get to that on Friday because TONIGHT IS THE SURVIVOR FINALE and that is pretty much all I am focused on at the moment. In other news, I am PISSED about The Voice winner. I […]
RHOC Recap: Has There Every Been A Trip Where Vicki Is Not In An Ambulance?
This isn’t really going to be a RHOC Recap. I don’t know what is wrong with me but I have plunged into a major depression and just want to go to bed for like ten days straight. I am watching the show now and just want to throw out some comments. RHONJ and RHOD will […]
RHOC Recap: Florida Fun & Fury!
I thought it was a double recap night, but am thrilled that it is only a RHOC recap for tonight! I’ve been quasi productive today and ready to knock this out and then be lazy for the rest of the night. As a former teacher, I sometimes feel like I need the week off for […]
RHOC Recap: Viral Videos and Vendettas
I am all in for this week’s RHOC Recap! However, my brain is full. I have been handling a lot technical updates to the site for the past couple weeks. And the last 48 hours have been THE WORST. I’ve taken five years of French and can sort of kind of read it. Barely speak […]
RHOC Recap: Best Frenemies Forever
It’s time to check back in with those fools in Orange County but before we begin tonight’s RHOC Recap, I have some real time RHOC news of sorts. Today I was sent nude photos of David Beador and his latest conquest. Apparently, they are vacationing in Rome. Perhaps they lost their luggage and the one […]
RHOC Recap: Spilling Tea And Throwing Shade!
Last week I said I might actually do a RHOC recap this episode rather than put up a discussion post. To be honest, the discussion posts generally perform about as well as recap with less work. So I was going to be lazy and tap out tonight. Banjo is unhappy with me because we are […]
RHOC Recap: Breakdown In Beverly Hills
So as I am doing setups for this week’s RHOC recap, I see in the episode description “Kelly and Brauwnyn watch Emily rehearse her anniversary dance number.” I was kind of excited for this episode before I read that. None of the previews included this. I like Emily and that description just makes me worried […]
RHOC Recap: All Aboard The Rumor Train
This RHOC recap picks up back at Tamra’s housewarming party when Kelly tries to blame Vicki for her kid getting mocked on Instagram. I think a large portion of the reason the kid is getting mocked is totally on Kelly. She’s an ass on this show. Apparently, she needed a storyline and Vicki suggesting she […]
Food Poisoning At SUR?; Big Money for Gina Kirschenheiter
I’m a bit under the weather today and all I want to do is sleep. My sleep schedule is crazier than ever lately. That said there are two stories of interest out of California that I wanted to make you aware of. The first story is about Lisa Vanderpump and the second is about Gina […]
Gina Kirschenheiter Reached Final Divorce Agreement With Matt
Gina Kirschenheiter was in court with Matt yesterday to hammer out the terms of their divorce. By all accounts, the drama continued as it has all summer. Matt is facing criminal charges after Gina Kirschenheiter filed charges after an alleged physical attack on her in her home. According to Gina, Matt showed up at her […]
RHOC Recap: New Friend, New Flame
It’s time for the first RHOC recap of the season. As always, the trailer is teasing a very exciting season. Let’s see if the actual series starts with a bang, or a whimper. It’s great to see Shannon doing so well with her weight loss. I don’t need to see her working out. I don’t […]
Megan King Edmonds Returns To The OC For Shannon Beador’s Birthday
UPDATE: So, after filming ended, Shannon and an unknown RHOOC or two headed over to The Belly Up. They had a ticketed live show, probably of some cover band. Shannon and whoever was with her tried getting in. It was 30 minutes until close and people were leaving and offered them their tickets. They were […]
Gina Kirschenheiter Gets THIRD Moving Violation In 2019
Gina Kirschenheiter of Real Housewives of Orange County fame needs to take some driving lessons. She is on the brink of having her license suspended for six months. As a mother, she definitely needs to be more responsible with her driving! It is distracting enough to drive with kids in the car, but when you are […]
Weekend Update: So Much Tea I Didn’t Get To This Week! #SouthernCharm #RHOBH #RHONJ #RHOA And Much, Much, More!
Ya’ll this was all the tea I planned to spill tonight until the Wendy Williams situation broke wide open! I can’t compete with that; HOWEVER, I do think the Southern charm tea is particularly interesting as well as my exclusive tidbit about the Jeff and Gage situation. There is a ton of interesting news here! Please […]
Gina Kirschenheiter Arrested For DUI In Orange County
Oh no! Gina Kirschenheiter was arrested in the wee hours of the morning today for DUI. The new housewife of Orange County was headed home after a late night when the police pulled her over just before four a.m. The Orange County Sheriff’s department arrested her for DUI in Rancho Santa Margarita near her home and […]
Kyle Richards Hosted A Huge Housewives Baby Shower For Andy Cohen At The Palm Beverly Hills
Kyle Richards hosted Andy Cohen’s Housewives Baby Shower today at his BFF Bruce Bozzi’s restaurant, The Palm in Beverly Hills. At least 35 housewives attended the event all bearing expensive gifts for Andy’s baby boy who is expected to arrive very soon via surrogate. It appears an OG in each city was responsible for inviting […]
Real Housewives Of Orange County Reunion Part 3: The Final Screams
I’ve had the big sleep, coffee is perking on the stove, I’ve taken some deep cleansing breaths, and I am ready to settle in for yet another episode of these crazy old ladies with new faces scream at each other while their tits flap about and fall out of their dresses. One.more.time. First we are […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part Two: So Much Bickering!
It’s time to listen to old ladies screaming at each other with their tits hanging out. Apparently, during the lunch break there was some bickering that we missed between Vicki and Kelly. Vicki apologizes for repeating the rumor that Kelly does cocaine. She should not have repeated it. Kelly sort of apologizes for calling Vicki […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion: She Don’t Lie, She Don’t Lie, Cocaine!
We are four minutes in and I have nothing to report. It’s basically a commercial for the episode we are about to suffer through together. We begin with the Tres Amigas. They have agreed not to rehash past issues. They had such a great time in Mexico. Gina jumps right in to argue with Vicki […]
The Real Housewives Of Orange County Are Doing THE MOST To Hype Up The Reunion
The ladies of the OC are doing the most on social media this week trying to hype up the reunion. But my question is why? They are the original housewives franchise and rank third in the ratings of all the franchises after RHOA and RHOBH respectively. Although Vanderpump Rules l(btw if you haven’t been here […]
Gina Kirschenheiter Addresses Internet Trolls; And A Commenting Rules Reminder
Here in the ghetto, Christmas lights are going up this week, the city tree lightings have begun and people are trying to get into a more festive mood. I realize that the holidays are hard for some, but I’ve always made a conscious effort to be thankful during this week, and focus on the good […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Femme Finale
I have been out of pocket today trying to figure out how to avoid the most Thanksgiving things and wiggling out takes a lot of time. 🙂 I was thinking that this was the reunion since I saw previews online today. I’m thrilled it’s the finale which is much easier to recap. I actually like […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Friends And Enemas
Here we go. I am excited for this show even though it interrupts The Voice mid show. The Voice is really good this season! Gina’s birdnesting seems to be going well. She is bringing the last few things to the Casita when it is Matt’s turn to feed the baby birds. I get this is […]
Real Housewives Of Orange Country: Twin Tweaks
We start with Vicki and her boyfriend having a co-cola in her beautiful backyard. It really is pretty. Vicki catches Steve up with all of the drama that happened in Jamaica. Then she lies her ass off to him claiming she hardly drank at all in Jamaica. She was never without a drink in her […]
Real Housewives Of Orange County: The Day After
It’s time to head to back to Jamaica where everyone is hot but no one is as miserable as Shannon Beador. Shannon is mad at her friends because they told her she hasn’t been the best friend lately (or ever) and that it might be a good idea if she got on some medication for […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Blow Up
Oh yah mon! It’s time to go back to Jamaica! This is one country I’ve been to that I have no desire to return to for so many reasons. As the taglines are playing I am reminded that the RHONJ taglines came out today. I tried really hard to give a fuck, but I have […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Heat Waves And Hot Flashes
UPDATE! Shannon and David went to court today. The judge apparently decided that they both need to keep David’s support the same (total of $22,500) a month until better financial records can be produced. He wants to wait until February when he can see their completed tax forms for 2018. That’s a bit early in […]
Real Housewives Of Orange County: Nice To Meet You…Again
We start with everyone exercising. It’s like they are trying to mock me for not going for a walk today. At least not yet. Then it’s back to talk about Shannon and her food line. I need to watch the food line episode every time I want to eat something bad for me because the […]
Real Housewives of Orange County” 8 1/2 Minutes of Success
It looks like Bravo is going to shove Jerry O’Connell’s crap show (and I love Jerry, but this is crap) down our throats again by tacking it onto RHOC next week as well, so these recaps will be delayed until Tuesdays because I can’t let that stupid mansplaining show keep me from recording great shows. […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Italian Night Fight
Y’all, I have been to the mountaintop (see comments) and my weave is exhausted. Other than almost dying on a mountain and being eaten by deer (and probably Banjo) I’ve only managed to put up the RHOOC mid-season trailer. If you haven’t seen it yet, I highly recommend it. Kelly and Tamra got to Tamra’s […]