I got busy with other issues today and forgot about this recap until just now. Probably because, Tamra. Last night’s episode of RHOOC was the 200th. So that means if you watched them all you wasted eight days and eight more hours of your life watching RHOOC. Just let that soak in for a minute. […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Breast Intentions
We start tonight with Kelly preparing for her breast reduction. How does one prepare for a breast reduction if one is an OC housewife? Well first, one’s husband stands you outside topless and makes a plaster of Paris mold of your soon to be former boobs. Because, memories. Then, one throws a “Boob Voyage Party” […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Loose Lips Sink Friendships
Sorry for tonight’s delay. It’s been a long emotionally draining day with Irma visiting Atlanta today and I opted to watch the finale of Bachelor in Paradise first tonight. If I had any real expectation of this show being even marginally interesting I would have recapped it first. Let’s see what I missed. We start […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Drag Bingo Bombshell
We haven’t heard a whole lot from the Real Housewives of Orange County in the press lately, but what little they do talk about usually includes a sort of apology for how boring this season has been so far. The promise it will get better. ONCE THEY GET TO ICELAND. Please let that be next […]
Shannon Beador Had Blood Coming Out of Her Eyes,Blood Coming Out of Her Whatever…
After several months of practice driving, yesterday was Sophie Beador’s big day. She was finally going to take her driver’s license exam. So she got in the car with Shannon and here is what Shannon says happened. “Poor Sophie. I feel horrible for traumatizing her today. Was driving with Sophie to the DMV this afternoon […]
Real Housewives Of Orange County: Run For Your Wife!
Tonight it is back to Orange County for another Saint Patrick’s Day! Let’s hope this one is not as dramatic as the one in Ireland. I hope Kelly doesn’t do the nose flicking game this time either. Lydia, Tamra, Eddie, Doug and David are going to run a Spartan race. David seems to be training for […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Un Noble Women
I am so drunk that I have to close one eye to type. I decided to day drink before the eclipse and then because I have yet to eat a bite all day.. well I am not good. So I am just going to be your fatass drunk Aunt Tamara on the couch for this […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: The Sip And See Stand-Off
Peggy Why does Peggy want to act like she is fresh of the boat. She was born in Kuwait or somewhere and moved to the US when she was a year old. This “I am not familiar with anything American” schtick is just ridiculous. Vicki Steve must be a saint. He not only puts […]
Tamra and Eddie Judge Renew Their Vows In Aruba, SORT OF!!!
Once again I was just sent a misleading headline. But first let’s talk about me and how I probably have dementia. When I was in college, I was a copious notetaker. As longwinded with my lecture notes (that I rewrote more often than not after class to clean them up a bit) as I am […]
UPDATED POST!!! Sidney Barney Addresses Tamra Judge’s “Erased Parent” Nonsense
Updated Post: Gretchen Rossi has weighed in posting this on Sidney’s Facebook Post: “You have no idea how your brave words are helping so many who have been wronged by your Mother’s manipulation and lies as well….so thank you for being brave enough to speak the truth.commented I am so sorry your mother and your […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Moving In, Moving On And Moving Fast
The first scene of the episode seems to be the very first scene that Meghan filmed when she came back down to Orange County to film. Why are Lydia and her family Hawaii giving their boys the sex talk in Hawaii? I thought we were all going to Hawaii? Now I am disappointed. Lydia wants […]
Former Orange County Housewife, Lynne Curtin’s Daughter Wins $2.25 Million In Law Suit
Lynne Curtin’s daughters have not had a very smooth path in life since Lynne left the show in 2010. Alexa has had numerous run-ins with the law that are still ongoing. This past May she violated her parole and was sentenced to a few days in jail. I believe that was a shoplifting charge. Her […]
WWHL With Molly Shannon And Shannon Beador
Molly Shannon says Shannon is her favorite housewife. When Andy asks what it is about Shannon that she likes so much about her she goes into a whole litany of fabulous things about Shannon. She’s elegant. She’s a good mother. She’s nice. I do not think she actually watches the show. Shannon is a whole […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: We Have A New Puppet Master
I am pretty sure this episode is going to be a dud. I am sick to damn death of these women taking us to their vaginal rejuvenations. I do not care for Shannon Beador so I am not interested in her giving Sophie I driving lesson. I have a gut feeling that Shannon herself probably […]
#WWHL With Kelly Dodd & Isaac Mizrahi
First of all, Isaac Mizrahi is in love with Kelly Dodd. He says so on the show and he posted glowing remarks about her on his IG. Andy starts right off with the POS trainer and his horrible remarks to Shannon. He asks Kelly what it was like for her to see that. She says […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: The Not So Quiet Woman
First of all, these taglines are so unbearable that I need to remember to start watching my DVR a couple of minutes late to avoid them. We are back at the two-year old birthday party where Shannon is acting like the two-year old. Lydia says she doesn’t want to hang out and have dinner with […]
#WWHL With Vicki Gunvalson And Lydia McLaughlin
I’ve put this off as long as I can. Let’s see what Vicki and Lydia got up to on WWHL last night. Do you think Andy will sexually harass Lydia? The first thing I notice is that Andy’s tie is the closest to straight I have ever seen it. Lydia’s mom is behind the bar, […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: It’s My Way Or Feng Shui!
Shannon Shannon meets with Elaine, the feng shui consultant about her new house. Fittingly, she has a toilet in her relationship area. One of her kids has a professional makeup artist come in to make her look 35 for her winter formal. I can’t believe that David is going to let her leave the house […]
What Happened With Brianna Stanko And #RHOOC? Plus Vicki Hospitalized Again on Season 12
Last February, I did a post about who who be replacing Heather Dubrow on RHOOC. It turns out that was indeed Lydia. There was also another housewife slot given to Peggy Sulahian. So what was up with the rumor that Brianna Stanko was getting an orange? I’m still not sure. Here is what I know. Brianna […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: The Great Divide
Off to a late start since the Southern Charm reunion saved anything remotely interesting for the lat five minutes of the show. I’m just going to take this one slow and easy. OMG! I had not watched the trailer for this season and it looks fantastic. I really thought Brett Michaels was on the show […]
Real Housewives Of Orange County Taglines Are Out
I hate them all except for Tamra’s and Vicki’s. I hate Meghan’s the most because it is grammatically incorrect.
Tamra Judge Spills Secrets On Upcoming RHOOC Season
Last night in the wee hours of the morning, someone told me that Tamra Judge hinted that Heather Dubrow was fired from RHOBH on Juicy Scoop. As it turns out, that is not exactly the case. Heather asked for more money than Bravo was willing to pay for her and so they could not reach […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Cast Photos Have Leaked
The cast photos for Orange County leaked this morning and it has taken me this long to actually care. Mostly because of brain fog and not so much because of the show itself. Also I didn’t recognize Shannon’s new face. Correct me if I’m wrong but it looks like, Lydia McLaughlin, Tamra Judge, Shannon Beador, […]
Weird Coincidences And Unbelievable #RHOC Rumors From Cabo
Vicki Gunvalson just returned from a girls trip to Mexico whooping it up with friends at Cabo Azul. And I have been wasting too much time tracking down an unbelievable rumor. Vicki is down there to celebrate a friend’s birthday. I think the friend is Terri Hausman but I’m not positive. This was one of those […]
Vicki Gunvalson Has Some Financial Wins and Losses
Vicki Gunvalson has more drama in here life. She has discovered accounting discrepancies at Coto Financial leading her to believe a new employee she hired a couple of months ago has been siphoning thousands of dollars into his personal bank accounts, TMZ reports. Their sources claim Vicki believes the employee embezzled sales commissions to his personal […]
RHOC Season 12 Casting Update! Have Final Decisions Been Made?
I was recently talking with y’all about who is coming back and who is not on Season 12 of Real Housewives of Orange County. Vicki, Tamra and Shannon had supposedly signed and Kelly was in the final stages of her contract negotiation. I mentioned that the two empty slots were to be filled by one of […]
A Tiny Bit of Real Housewives of Orange County Casting News
I recently gave an update on the drama in Orange County. Since then I’ve received a bit of new information. As expected, Vicki, Tamra and Shannon have all signed their contracts. My latest information is that Kelly Dodd was negotiating her contract and her rep was being rather aggressive. The good news is that she seems […]
Cast Shake-Ups In The OC! Who Is In? Who Is Out? Who Is Holding Her Breath?
If you think things have settled down in Orange County after the last nasty RHOOC Reunion, you’d be wrong. There’s a whole lot of bitching going on. A WHOLE LOT. Let’s start with Heather Dubrow. Today she made it official that she is out for next season in an announcement that Bravo posted at 3 […]
Jim and Megan King Edmonds Bring Home Their Baby Girl
Meghan King Edmond’s Instagram page continues to be an adorable stream of baby (and puppy) photos. Who does like cute babies and puppies? She opted for natural childbirth. Um why? It seems to me, that a “knock me out and wake me up when the kid is potty trained” approach would be the wisest […]
Meghan and Jim Edmonds Welcome A Baby Girl on Thanksgiving
Meghan and Jim Edmonds had a VERY exciting thanks giving! Meghan had her baby girl yesterday afternoon! Meghan’s teacup golden doodle announced the baby’s arrival on Instagram with Meghan adding ” Jimmy and I welcomed our new baby girl on Thanksgiving! Our hearts are exploding 💕 (Stay tuned for name, pics, baby info, and birth […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part 3: The Shannon Meltdown
Le sigh. I have gotten enough of menopausal women bashing each other, whiners, apologizes, deniers and “she started it!” behavior this week right here on this blog. But, hey! Let’s watch a third hour of this shit show just to be damn sure my cup runneth over. I realized posting this photo that we […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part 2
This is cruel and unusual punishment. It seems just plain sadistic that I have to recap two reunions on the same day. I already really, really, really hate this stupid week. It’s like this week is trying to compete with last week to see which week will be more difficult to endure. I hate all […]
Real Housewives of Orange Country 2016 Reunion Part I: Christian Behavior
Tonight we begin with part one of a three part bitchfest where grown women attack and insult each other for hours on end. Are you looking forward to this? Are you excited to hear about Tamra Judge’s Christian kindness and her role on the show as peacemaker? Oh I am not kidding. That’s straight […]