Remember back in November of 2019 when all of Tinsley Mortimer’s dreams finally came true when Scott Kluth finally proposed? And then Tinsley quit RHONY to move to Chicago to live happily ever after? Well, that didn’t happen. Today Scott told People Magazine that they have broken up. “After fourteen months of engagement, Tinsley and […]
Tinsley Gives Us An Update on Life In Chicago
Thoughts?
RHONY Recap: Love Him And Leave Them
This will be the last RHONY recap for the next two or three weeks as production gets caught up after the shutdown due to the pandemic. Tonight, Tinsley announces that she is moving to Chicago to marry Scott. Perhaps this will shut Dorinda the fuck up. Ugh. It’s Halloween. I hate Halloween episodes. But first, […]
RHONY Recap: Hurricane Leah
It feels like it has been ten million years since I have done a RHONY recap. I thought maybe Nanette did the last one, but nope it was me! Today was a good day except for when I accidentally caught the news. I discovered Gordon Ramsey’s Uncharted show on Nat Geo and watched five of […]
RHONY Recap: Just The Sip
Sorry for the delay on this RHONY recap. I’ve had a lot of backend work on the website this week. And, once I got caught up on that, all I want to do is sleep but only during the daylight hours. So I am way behind. Let’s catch up with the RHONY! Oh Jacques is […]
RHONY Recap: Ain’t No Party Like a Hamptons Party
Well, we’ve all survived for another RHONY Recap! So there is that. The bad weather seems to have missed me again, and I spent most of the day sleeping. I also went to the corner store today for beer as I am out of alcohol. The second I put on my mask I had difficulty […]
RHONY Season 12 Sneak Peek: Everything You Need To Know!
RHONY is not returning until Thursday, April 2nd at 9 pm but NBCu gave us the preview today! Plus we have tons of tea about what to expect from this housewives this season! Let’s see what Bravo has in store for us next season! I am excited for the season even without Bethenny! Here is […]
Tinsley Mortimer Finally Flashes THE RING!
It’s BIG. Looks like an oval shape to me. But as someone with a serious bangle game, I am more distracted about what is on her arm… I miss Asa Soltan Rahmati to talk gold bangles with. 🙁 I am probably going to have to give mine up once I settle overseas. In other news, […]
Tinsley Mortimer FINALLY Gets Her Man And Her Ring!
Some of us had our doubts about Tinsley Mortimer’s most recent campaign to get Scott Kluth down on one knee. After spending several weeks in Chicago when she was supposed to be filming RHONY, Scott finally got down on one knee in a very public way on Sunday night. The pair were walking past the […]
About Those Tinsley Mortimer Rumors…
Tinsley Mortimer has not quit RHONY. She has gotten back together with Scott Kluth and has been going back and forth between Chicago and NYC during filming. She recently told production that she would not be a a couple of upcoming shoots because she would be in Chicago. Production has told her that they will […]
Exclusive RHONY News, Will Jill Zarin Be Back?
And here we go… Does anyone doubt that there were cameras on hand filing Jill Zarin and Ramona Singer in The Hamptons? I immediately reached out to sources when I saw this. Damn them for not being at my beck and call 24/7! I mean it is only 1am on a work/school night. 🙂 My […]
RHONY Recap: Upstate Girls
On tonight’s RHONY Recap, the ladies are heading up to upstate New York to spend some time at Luann’s new house. Sonja often take a Jitney to the Hamptons. But for the trip upstate she is the only passenger in a luxurious van. There is TV and Internet and comfortable cars. I need to know […]
RHONY Recap: Shalloween
It’s time for another RHONY Recap! Tonight is going to be a doozey! Luann de Lesseps has a big Halloween performance. Clearly, she has been drinking on the down low at these events the entire time. She’s got a hearing in from of a Palm Beach judge for violating probation two weeks from tomorrow! It’s Halloween […]
Real Housewives Of New York Recap: Sleeping With The Fishes
Last week’s RHONY recap ended with Luann de Lesseps storming out of the dinner at the Wheatleigh Hotel without even finishing her filet mignon! And, it was all because she didn’t want to sleep in the fish room! That’s so very childish! Luann books a room at the Wheatleigh. Dorinda points out to Ramona that […]
Real Housewives of New York: Shark Bait
For the next two episodes of RHONY, we are going to argue about who has to sleep in the “fish room” at Blue Stone Manor. They can’t be serious. I really feel like production is making this into the RHONY version of The RHOBH Great Champagne Coupe Disaster of 2017. We don’t need this ridiculousness. […]
Real Housewives of New York: Making Up Is Hard To Do
On tonight’s Real Housewives of New York it would suit me just fine if Luann de Lesseps and Dorinda Medley would just makeup already. Things start off looking good. Bethenny Frankel has summoned Luann to the bar to chat with Dorinda. John Mahdessian is there. Fake compliments are being dished out. There is chit chat about […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: It’s A Clam Shame
Before tonight’s episode of RHONY even starts, Ramona Singer, aka The Apologizer apologizes for saying horrendous things about Dennis Shields who passed away only recently. You know what Ramona Singer? If you are constantly apologizing and then doing the same things over and over, people will not want to be around you. You are lucky […]
RHONY Recap: Things Are Going Southampton
It’s time to head back to The Hamptons where the RHONY are divided into two factions. Team Luann and Team Dorinda. Let’s see what team each of the RHONY end up on. At least on tonights RHONY Recap Ramona’s House In the left corner, weighing in at… not very many pounds… we have Dorinda Medley, […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Divided They Summer
On the first episode of RHONY, everyone is in The Hamptons, or planning to head that direction. However, they are not all staying together. And, they are not all speaking. The episode starts off with some big news that happened during the hiatus. Luann de Lesseps was sued by her children and the Count over […]
RHONY Trailer Is Out… There Is Very Little I Haven’t Already Told You
The Real Housewives of New York Trailer is out! I know we have been waiting for RHONY to return forEVER so I was excited to check it out. I sort of feel like I’ve already seen all of this because I’ve been reporting about things in real-time during filming. There is not much I was […]
All The Stuff I Am Supposed To Post About Today (Part 1 RHONY)
I’m having a bad day. Actually it’s been bad for a few days. I am not saying this for sympathy, I don’t need any positive well wishes in comments. I’m saying I’d like to call in sick today and I can’t because A BUNCH OF SHIT IS HAPPENING. NOTHING IS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN ON FRIDAYS. […]
Chef Art Smith And Chef Adrian De Berardinis (AKA The Bear Naked Chef) Join The RHONY In The Berkshires!
Last night, Bethenny Frankel posted a ton of IG stories from The Berkshires where all of the housewives were having a crazy drunken dinner. Poor Luann was the sober monitor of all of the debauchery tasked with trying to make sure everyone survived. Sonja was passed out on the pool table at some point, the […]
Luannn de Lesseps On WWHL With Jerry O’Connell
I’m not sure why Jerry O’Connell is on this episode. I like Jerry. I get he has a new “show” but it is only three episodes like Kandi’s show. I read today that they renamed his show because Real Men Watch Bravo was “offensive to the LGBT.” Andy says that all the time and now […]
Real Housewives of New York Reunion: It Is FinishED.
I haven’t been feeling well lately and today managed to take a day off by unexpectedly sleeping through the entire day until just a few minutes ago. My days and nights are backwards so I am just waking up the news that Carole “I was not fired and I am not bitter about it” Radziwill […]
Real Housewives of New York Reunion Part 2: I’ll Have To Repent For That!
After last week’s reunion episode, the Internet went berserk in a Carole versus Bethenny war. Y’all have been arguing all week in comments here where you left over five hundred comments (and growing). So it is a really bad time for WordPress to be hiccuping and causing the ads to make commenting difficult for some. […]
Real Housewives of New York Reunion Part 1: Funeral Shaming
First of all the ladies really hit the mark with dresses this season. Every single one, even Carole got it right this season. Ramona starts directing the cameraman right away and insists that they switch couches because she has a very bruised left cheek. Is that from the car accident? Did someone knock her out? […]
Real Housewives of New York: Life Is A Cabaret
Watching the clips from last week I recalled that I bailed on you guys after just a few minutes. Hopefully, I can make it all the way through the finale. This entire episode is going to be about Luann’s cabaret show. I think this was the first one and Luann is very nervous. Luann has […]
Real Housewives of New York: There’s No Place Like Home
Ramona has invited Dorinda over to see her newly rennovated Hamptons home that looks almost exactly like it did before. The house does look fantastic. Especially the kitchen. Luann and Sonja walk in and Luann is pointing out flaws before she even gets to Ramona. Luann is extremely critical. Tinsley and Carole meet up at […]
Real Housewives of New York: Ship Happens
Y’all I am so excited to recap this show I have been waiting all night but we have tornadoes headed to Athens, GA right now where I have a brother and nieces and nephews so I am a bit rattled. I’ll try to focus because THIS IS THE EPISODE WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! Meanwhile, […]
Real Housewives of New York: Guess Who’s Arguing At Dinner?
In case you missed the big news today, Carole is quitting the show! Bethenny is in the middle of a full blown panic attack and Dorinda is trying to talk her down. Dorinda talks crap about Bethenny in her talking head. So does Carole. They end up in the most ridiculous store and it’s […]
Real Housewives of New York: Wigging Out
I am so excited for this trip! I can’t wait to see Colombia, from the photos I’ve seen it’s a beautiful country! I haven’t heard much at all about the RHONY reunion. There is a rumor that Bethenny came hard for Carole, but that script was pretty obvious from the seating chart. Both Bethenny and […]
RHONY Reunion Taping Now! Can You Hear The Yelling From Where You Are?
Here is the seating chart for the RHONY reunion filming now. No surprises. I do think Ramona would be on the other couch, probably at the end, if Luann was there to balance out the other couch. Clearly, the main event will be Bethenny versus Carole with an undercard of Sonja versus Dorinda. Tinsley will […]
Real Housewives of New York: Datings Wishes And Cabaret Dreams
Finally, RHONY is back! I am not ready for this season to end but it is starting to wind down because they talk about the Cartagena trip on this episode. Luann is practicing for her cabaret show. Oddly, she doesn’t really sing on the camera. She mainly sing-talks or sings along with the pianist. No […]