It seems that Countess Luann needs an outlet for all the emotions she has gone through this year. After finally marrying Tom D’Agostino on New Years Eve, Luann continued to endure mean spirited comments and behaviors from her RHONY castmates. It didn’t take long for rumors of trouble for the newlyweds surfaced, and Andy Cohen […]
Sonja Morgan Caused Damage To Josh Flagg’s Face On His Wedding Day
There were a ton of housewives at Josh Flagg’s recent wedding. But only one was responsible for causing a gash to the face of one of the grooms. Witnesses at the pre-wedding dinner claim that Sonja grabbed Josh as he was walking past her and he lost his balance and took a header into a […]
Real Housewives Are In Houston Helping With The Aftermath of Hurricane Harvey
Bethenny Frankel has raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for Hurricane Harvey relief efforts. This week she is making a personal visit to help with distribution of funds and to pitch in however she can. In addition, Kenya Moore, Cynthia Bailey and her sister Mallory are there this weekend working with Habitat For Humanity getting […]
WWHL With Countess Luann DeLesseps
It’s time for Andy Cohen’s one on one interview with Luann. I hope he’s not a dick. Andy filmed this in the Hamptons at Luann’s place. I can tell already he is going to be a dick. Luann has just returned from Switzerland. She went there to be in her happy place and do some […]
Real Housewives of New York: The 2017 Reunion Part Three
Andy Cohen literally starts part three with a montage of penis conversations, with an occasional boob and vagina. I need a lot of foreplay before I have to recap anal sex conversations. Andy is providing no lube at all. The first question goes to Tinsley, “So, Tinsley…was it the booze that made you OPEN UP […]
Real Housewives of New York: 2017 Reunion Part 2
It’s time for part two of the reunion. Hopefully the worst of the Luann stuff will be left behind on the dreadful first part of the reunion. Oh silly me. We are going to start with Ramona denying that she invites Missy to all the parties they film to be a bitch. Then she goes […]
Luann D’Agostino Sings “Hit The Road Jack!”
Luann D’Agostino De Lesseps has returned from her trip to Switzerland where I presume she met up with the Count De Lesseps or whatever to hang out in the Hamptons with all of her divorce drama. And for once I kinda believe that Page Six is telling the truth with this…. Spies tell us that […]
Check Out These Random Videos Of Tinsley Mortimer
I got an email today with a link to a video on HGTV of Tinsley Mortimer’s apartment. They said, “Funny it’s filmed 4 months ago & she refers to the ex living there and erasing his name off the chalkboard after they broke up. Full disclosure, I heard about this vid being out there from […]
Exclusive: Patti Stanger Needs To Put A Cork In It
One of my RHONY sources contacted me today to let me know that Patti Stanger is not doing herself any favors in the NYC circles this week. I’d seen Patti’s name come up on my Twitter feed lately and had not paid it any attention, because who cares? I just assumed she was doing press […]
Real Housewives of New York 2017 Finale Part One
It looks like all of the Luann stuff happens in part one based on the reunion show summaries, so I hope we just get this out of the way right of the bat. We start with a text box explaining that the reunion was filmed three weeks before Luann decided to divorce Tom. This is […]
Tinsley Mortimer Reflects On Her First Season On RHONY … And Her Future With Scott Kluth
It’s been a while since I did a purple pen, and I don’t have much to say about this latest blog by Tinsley, but I was quite interested in what she had to say! It looks like she worked through all of her drama in Miami: Wow! I can’t believe RHONY Season 9 is over. […]
Are The Stylists In NYC On Strike? #RHONY
Finale tonight! Reunion starts next week! #RHONY #Clip #Tequila #RamonaGold #RamonaBlue A post shared by Andy Cohen (@bravoandy) on Aug 9, 2017 at 9:53am PDT These ladies obviously pissed off their stylists this season. What is going on here? No really. Please explain this to me. What is your ranking from least horrendous to […]
Real Housewives of New York: Thank You And Goodnight
This entire episode will probably be all fluff leading up to the big finale. It looks like we are going to start with a Bethenny promo. There is nary a bottle of Skinnygirl in sight, but that doesn’t stop her from promoting her new show with Fredrik. I will be watching. She is basically talking […]
Jason Hoppy Returned To Manhattan Court Today Refusing An Adjournment In Contemplation Of Dismissal
When last we left Manhattan Criminal Court, the prosecutors had added two additional charges to the three pending charges of harassment and stalking. Criminal defense attorneys representing Jason Hoppy had stated that the prosecution had failed to provide the necessary discovery regarding the two new charges. In addition, the motion to dismiss by the defense […]
LuAnn DeLesseps Reverts Back To Her Former Last Name
Just what the doctor ordered! ❤️👍🏻😉 #hiking #waterfall #timetomyself #happiness 🌸☀️👌🏻 A post shared by Luann de Lesseps (@countessluann) on Aug 7, 2017 at 2:19pm PDT Luann is wasting no time getting out and enjoying life. Not sure where she is but she looks great and showing everyone that she is not crying into a […]
A Tale of Two Instagrams
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it […]
Ramona Singer’s Brother’s Death Led To Her Making Up With Jill Zarin
Ramona Singer apparently had a younger brother that she was estranged from that we knew nothing about. Sadly, he died three weeks ago. Recently, when Ramona was at Jill Zarin’s charity event, she sold told the story to US Weekly. In that interview she says,”My brother just died. No one knows this. He died about […]
Luann D’Agostino Speaks Out About Divorce
First of all, I am so annoyed with Page Six and their eleventy billion misleading stories about Luann’s divorce. Yesterday, they were just throwing pasta at the wall to see what would stick. They said things like both Tom and Luann filed for divorce yesterday in Sag Harbour. That is just a ridiculous statement. I’ve […]
WWHL With Bethenny Frankel And Jeff Lewis
Well this episode will be a lovefest. These three are all friends so, hopefully they relax, drink a lot, and forget they are on camera. Jeff has a long way to go to upstage THIS WWHL. Laurie Gelman is behind the bar promoting her new book, Class Mom. I’ve heard good things about the book. It […]
Did Luann D’Agostino Just Announce Her Divorce On Twitter?
The title of this post maybe confusing to you. Because in order to find out if Luann just announced her divorce on Twitter, all you have to do is go to Twitter and see if there is an announcement, right? Not so fast. These reality people have social media people who run there accounts. Sometimes […]
Real Housewives of New York: Make Out, Make Up
We start with Sonja and Ramona screaming at each other. I find them so annoying but the more I think about the possibility of splitting these two bitches up, the less I REALLY want it to happen. I love that Bethenny starts off with, “Wine tasting is for bitchasses, our group goes straight to tequila […]
Bobby Zarin’s Cancer Takes A Turn For The Worse, Jill Zarin Hopes For A Miracle
A couple weeks ago, I was speaking to a RHONY source about an unrelated matter, when the subject of Bobby Zarin came up. At that time, the last thing I had heard was that his condition was much improved. Unfortunately, I was told that his situation had taken a grave turn. I was asked not […]
#WWHL With Tinsley Mortimer & Carole Radziwill
Andy starts off introducing Carole by saying “she may know her way around a butt plug.” I guess that was part of the raunchy dinner discussion last night. I’ve learned to just tune that out. Of course, Andy goes right for the ratchet. This is why he loves my site so much. Then the bartender […]
Real Housewives of New York: Tequila-Thon
It’s the morning after the drunkfest of last week where Luann literally got falling down drunk. And yet, Luann got up with Dorinda for yoga at dawn. At breakfast Carole gets flowers from Adam, and Tinsley gets flowers from Scott. You can tell that Scott sent both arrangements. They are stunning tropical arrangements in giant […]
Fake RHONY News… AGAIN
What is going on with the ridiculous stories on Page Six and TMZ lately with regard to RHONY? I get that these stories are trying to encourage viewership and increase ratings, but why do they have to be such incredibly stupid premises? First Luann had to go along with some story about an argument with […]
WWHL With Luann D’Agostino And Ali Wentworth
Luann looks great in her purple dress. Luann says she doesn’t drink margaritas. It was a very long trip and when they arrived at the house they were greeted with margaritas and they just kept flowing. They didn’t eat until the very late dinner and the tequila just crept up on her. About the fall […]
Real Housewives of New York: Three Tequila …Floor!
It’s time to head to Mexico! Here are my real time exclusive spoilers from the trip. This Mexico trip is so good, we start in Mexico right away. I feel like this episode is going to be epic. Bethenny has the flu and exposed everyone on the plane. Ramona apparently sharted herself on the plane. Ramona […]
Dorinda Medley Invites Fans Into Blue Stone Manor For Local Garden Club
From St Lucia to the Berkshires, if there is a housewife about, a Tamara Tattles spy will keep us in the loop. Here is a report from the Garden Club Tour at Blue Stone Manor yesterday from one of our numbers. It sounds like the rest of us missed out on a glorious day. The event […]
Tinsley Hops On The RHONY Tour Bus
Walking in Soho and was spotted by the #realhousewivestour #RHONY @onlocationtours 🚌🎬Thank you for making my day girls! Xoxo 🍎💋 A post shared by tinsleymortimer (@tinsleymortimer) on Jul 15, 2017 at 10:42am PDT Tinsley made the day of a tour bus full of housewives fans who were on the RHONY tour in NYC today. Yes […]
WWHL With Steve Gold and Sonja Morgan
I already know that Andy is going to be all over Steve Gold on this episode. Ew. Bruce Bozzi is the bartender. Also, ew. Right away Andy brings up that Steve ran in to him at the beach and supposedly Andy hit on Steve. Well of course he did. Steve has apparently attempted to list […]
Real Housewives of New York: Oil and Vinegar
The RHONY reunion filmed today, and I’ve got a few photos to share later. I’ve been trying to find out how things went but I don’t think it is really a secret. There were a whole lot of bitch fights on this season and you can expect them to continue on the reunion. Sonja is […]
Real Housewives of New York: A Slippery Slope
This week on RHONY we pick up where we left off in Stratton Vermont, another beautiful place that the bitches totally don’t appreciate and instead focus on bitching at each other. Dorinda is opting not to ski since she’s not a very good skier. Bethenny apologizes to Tinsley for being so hard on her about […]
WWHL With Dorinda Medley and Fredrik Eklund
I was so into the premiere of Big Brother last night that I completely forgot to check to see who was on WWHL. OMG! Dorinda and Fredrik! This should be good! I love what Dorinda is wearing. It’s a gorgeous beaded short dress. I hope I can find a photo for you. Dorinda says it […]