Next month when RHONJ returns for their ninth season, we will be welcoming two new housewives, Jacqueline Mark Goldschneider and Jennifer Aydin. And according to the RHONJ trailer leaked by Bravo New Zealand today (Thanks, Kiwis!) they are coming in hot. UPDATED TO ADD THE VIDEO TO END OF THIS POST! It’s been released now. Jacqueline […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: And Then There Were Four
We start tonight with everyone headed to the final all cast fashion show. Dolores is not among the group of women pissed off at Jacqueline. Jacqueline feels like Dolores set her up to make it look like she didn’t go to her ladies night at the event. It seems that the event that started […]
The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Namastay Away From Me!
Today is Teresa and Joe’s 17th wedding anniversary and Teresa’s Instagram has at least two arrangements “sent by Joe” amongst the photo of her mother in a fur and a gold watch and Gabriella’s 12th birthday party. But on this episode, Melissa and Joe stop by the house that crime built with tons of Chinese […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Joe Goes To Fat Camp
It’s four days before we ship Joe off to fat camp never to be seen again, and he and Teresa are taking the girls to a bakery to make their own cupcakes. Why? I’m sure Milania could teach Teresa how to make cupcakes at home in their own kitchen. Teresa lies her usual lies […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Picking Sides
Today I was sent a bunch of court documents regarding Dolores’s husband Frank. I’m too groggy to read it all but apparently he was in some trouble as a real estate lawyer. And some previous criminal charges that had no jail time involved. I am going to speed through this recap because I want to […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Other C Word
This is the RHONJ episode is where things all go insane in Vermont. This is when the incident where Robyn and Christina lose their housewife position. I think it was technically Robyn’s housewife slot at the time. Things with Robyn get so “violent,” at least it was reported that way, that the lesbian couple […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Rage On My Ass!
Tonight on RHONJ we actually get to the Vermont trip. We probably won’t get to the part that gets Robyn kicked off the show, and losing her housewife spot tonight. I imagine this trip will be strung out for three episodes. Because everyone was talking about it right after it happened. It’s a couples trip, but […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Cutting The Cancer Out
Siggy and Jacqueline meet with Rosie to recap the last episode. Short version, Siggy’s son got his driver’s license (and a new SUV) and Rosie says she was hoping to work things out with Teresa but she doesn’t seem receptive. I am sick of Siggy acting like she knows what she is talking about […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Driving Miss Siggy
It’s time to check in the Felons By Bravo and their mob connections. I love how the dude that is going mental outside of Teresa’s book signing party has the random felon graphic under his name. Where ‘s Joe’s felon graphic? Or Teresa’s? Why only give the graphic to this particular felon? Why not […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: All Bets Are Off
After a long, long, long, day of blogging, I am going to pray that this last recap of the night is not as hard as RHOOC was, that episode was just terrifying. I am so glad Vicki and Tamra and everyone else is okay. I have to say I’m a bit shaken just watching all […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Namaste Bitches!
Tonight on Real Housewives of New Jersey, the girls go on a trip to a spa to celebrate Teresa’s first weekend without an ankle monitor. And I suppose we will hear several versions of the big fight between Jac and Teresa. We start with the annoying packing scenes. It drives me bonkers to see how […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: If You Can’t Stand The Heat, Get Out Of My Kitchen!
It’s time to head back to New Jersey to hang out with our favorite Felons By Bravo. Frankly, we are off to a dull season. Sure Jac is going to stir the pot tonight, but I’m really not interested in anyone else’s storyline yet. I need Dolores and Siggy to deliver, because it doesn’t seem like […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Can A Leopard Change Her Spots?
It’s time for more of The Glamorous Life of Crime starring Teresa Giudice and friends. We start with the perils of having kid that can’t walk to the end of the driveway. Should I insert my stories of walking miles to the bus stop uphill in both directions through mounds of snow here? Teresa clearly […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: A Very Hairy Christmas
I need another day in this weekend! I have been in a weird headspace and my body just feels like it is slogging through mud in order to do anything at all. So this I going to be a slow recap night. It took me three days to get the latest RHOA tea […]
Happy Real Housewives of New Jersey Premiere Day!
So it looks like we won’t see the dramatic heart wrenching reunion of Teresa with the family union the third or so episode to give her time to decompress from federal prison. It will be the Melissa and Joe Gorga show for a bit. And I don’t have a problem with that. But what I […]
The RHONJ Trailer Is Out
Sorry, I have too much going on today to try to explain the RHONJ trailer with interpretive dance and sign language. I can’t grasp why Bravo guards AN ADVERTISEMENT for their show like gold and doesn’t make it embeddable for all. So I will do a bit of purple pen on the press release and […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Take Season 7 Trip to Stowe Vermont
The Real Housewives of New Jersey have been filming since even before Teresa Giudice was sprung from prison. Last week a few of them went on the group trip. Teresa was joined by Melissa Gorga and Joe Gorga and Robyn Levy and her wife Christina Flores. What is NOT clear is whether or not Juicy Joe […]
Teresa Giudice Greets Her Fans From Jail! And I Spill RHONJ Tea
I suppose this is as good a time as any to tell you what I know about RHONJ and the upcoming season. Everything is on hold for now. It looks like the twins and the other bitch are hoping to be asked back but that is unlikely. Manzo’d With Children is still filming for […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Shit We Didn’t See Part Three Thousand
Dear RHONJ, Please lay down. You are dead. It’s over. Fine! Arrivederci! Love Tamara Tattles. Fine. I will pay attention to you ONE MORE TIME. But this is out last breakup conversation. Do you hear me? No more. I’m changing my number. At least there is a psychic. I always like a psychic. Unlike you […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 2 (Recap): A Whale-Sized Douche
Before we get going on tonight’s recap, I need to take a quick minute to acknowledge the utter hideousness of this set. It looks like something off Dynasty circa 1984. This is a NYC set? Also I hate all of the dresses. Every last one of them. Why are they allowing white? White on TV […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part One
Andy goes straight to Teresa Giudice and asks if she is doing any better and getting any sleep. She says no, she says that yesterday was Gabriella’s birthday so they had a party at a sports place and it was so sad because Milania said she wants to have her next party there and her […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Secrets Revealed
OMG I was bingewatching Bad Judge and time got away from me. Suddenly, I am 9 minutes late into RHONJ and it is NOT taping! I tuned in just in time to hear Amber telling Dina about “Alana” the hooker side of her? WTF? I feel like I missed so much in nine minutes! Did […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Judgment Day
And just like that, RHONJ comes to an abrupt stop after only 12 episodes. This of course means that everyone gets about half the check for a normal season. What remains to be seen is whether or not Teresa and Joe will film a few more post sentencing episodes to scrap together a few more […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: #SorryNotSorry
We are starting with a fake scene filmed in June. This time Kathy and Jacqueline will not be eating salad, or lunch, no dear readers, this time we get to watch them eat…..wait for it….Kathy’s cannoli! Because watching Jac, who did not film the entire season eat random food items is still more interesting than […]
Did Dina Manzo Cause Problems At The Reunion with Ashlee Holmes?
It seems that Ashlee Holmes flew into NYC to do hair and makeup for Kathy Wakile and Rosie Pierri for the reunion. Her mother Jacqueline was apparently invited to the reunion but had a prior speaking engagement at an autism event. According to Ashlee, Dina tried to disrupt her from doing her job and basically […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Jim, Please Pack Your Knives and Go
It’s time to tune in to RHONJ and find out how long Jim Marchese lasts in Florida before (hopefully) being thrown out in his pointy little head. We’re back in Florida and everyone is drunk. Bobby confronts Jim over the rumor he is putting out that Bobby has another girlfriend. Jim says he say pictures […]
Teresa and Joe Interviewed for WWHL and Will Appear on Reunion Filming Sunday
Oh Bravo, You Never Fail to Disappoint. Our favorite misogynist, Andy Cohen will deign to venture to New Jersey tomorrow to film the Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion. It is one of the most stressful days in the life of a RHO of Anywhere, so why not film it 72 hours after Teresa gets […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap Gators and Pussy Boys
Last week’s RHONJ episode was one of my favorites. I loved the girls in Florida. Everything was light up until the last few minutes. Today? The shit hits the fan. The girls go to the alligator farm and Dina falls in love with a tailless alligator because she is obsessed with defective animals. The girls […]
Mini RHONJ Blog Round-up
It’s slim pickings on the RHONJ Bravo Blogs this week. Dina explains that she felt she really needed to tell the twins the rumor, but when Teressa didn’t want to hear it, she decided not to. Kathy says she has not moved into her house yet. Tre’s blog was short and sweet saying only that […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Time For the Fake Jacqueline Scenes
If you recall, when reports of Jacqueline Laurita returning to RHONJ came out, I told you guys it absolutely didn’t happen on August 8th. My source explained that filming had long been completed and the stories were false. Then a month later, there she was on the Bravo Site previews and I was gob smacked […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: There Will Be Bloodwork
I’m not sure I can handle Jacqueline exploiting her kid and Amber’s cancer storyline ramping up all in one episode of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. UGH. We start with the Giudice family waking up in the house that fraud built. Teresa is trying to keep things as normal as possible right up until […]
WWHL With Rosie Pierri, Kathy Wakile and Jaime Primak Sullivan
Andy went to Joan Rivers funeral today and it’s his first night back at WWHL so he is not that upbeat tonight. We start with clips from tonight’s show where Teresa makes the vasectomy comment about someone with breast cancer and Vino thinks that judges wear wigs like in the days of George Washington and […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Guilt Trip
February 28th, Four Days Before the Plea Deal Of course we begin with a scene with Teresa, mother of the year, cooking with her adorable kids while wearing an apron that says please don’t send the mother of these adorable children off to college! Well, minus the apron part. Even Audrina is in on the […]