This finale kind of snuck up on me as opposed to RHOA which I feel like has been on for years. Before I even start this RHONJ recap, I want you to know I am highly skeptical that any of this drama about Teresa telling Danielle to pull Margaret’s pony tail is true. The only […]
RHONJ Recap: Something In The Water
Tonight’s episode of RHONJ is already over on the east coast and I am just now starting the RHONJ Recap! It’s been a very busy day on the site (be sure to check out all the new posts) and in real life. I did laps in the pool today! No one should put on a […]
RHONJ Recap: Sorry, Not Sorry
It never fails that on a day with nothing much to post about, as soon as it is time to do a recap, something is brought to my attention. I am exhausted. In case you missed it. Click here for my busy and mildly traumatic day. Let me try to pound out this RHONJ recap. […]
RHONJ Recap: Abs & Jabs
It’s Wacky Wednesday, when first we head to New Jersey for another RHONJ recap. Then we head down to Dallas where Andy and the RHOD plan to burn LeeAnne Locken at the stake. I’m a bit behind due some (non-resolved) technical issues. So there is not a moment to spare. Oh I forgot that we […]
RHONJ Recap: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
It’s a busy recap night at TamaraTattles.com! First we have a RHONJ recap, followed by the first part of the RHOD reunion. There is no time to waste so let’s get right to the Jersey girls. We start with the Gorga family headed out for ice cream. Melissa and Joe tell the kids she wants […]
RHONJ Recap: Forty And Fancy Free
The focus of tonight’s RHONJ recap appears to be Melissa Gorga’s 40th birthday party. Am I the only one who thought she was older? Also, it appears that Danielle Staub is back for this episode. Heavy sigh. Joe brings Melisssa breakfast in bed for her birthday. It looks amazing. Did he really make that? Melissa […]
RHONJ Recap: On Lockdown
This RHONJ recap is coming to you live from my bedroom, a room I have not sleep in for months. Wednesday night TV is so good I have to use two DVRs to tape everything. I watch The Masked Singer, Survivor (tonight’s epiosode is two hours), The Challenge, The Oval and the two housewives shows. […]
RHONJ Recap: Sex, Lies and Video Debates
Can you believe it girls? It time for the first RHONJ recap of the season! I’m not sure why we are getting a preview of the season at the very beginning, but we are. Lexi is apparently Margaret’s “creative director.” What exactly does that entail? Anyway, Lexi brings her baby to work, which is apparently […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Hotheads And Hookahs
The Party Preparations It is finale night on the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Tonight, there are a lot of storylines to be wrapped up. Next time on the reunion, I don’t expect much closure. Based on the current rumors, the reunion will be turned all the way up. The two felons, Teresa Giudice and […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Heroines In Heels
We left off last night with these thugs in cocktail dresses letting their low-class roots show. We know that Bravo loves when Danielle gets violent because they ran an entire marathon of Danielle thugishness today. And they are replaying all the low-class behavior from the beginning on this episode. Melissa comes around the table to […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Camels, Cabo & Catfights
It’s time to head off to Cabo with the RHONJ and I am about half an hour behind because I got so wrapped up in tonight’s episode of Celebrity Big Brother! The show is on three or four times a week and the live feeds have me sucked in so other things are a bit […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Mudslinging In Mexico
Bravo ran season one of RHONJ today in a marathon. It was amazing how from day one everyone was accusing Danielle of doing the same things she is doing this season. Nothing has changed. Also, from the first season Teresa was trying to get Gia into acting and took Milania on a go-see to Wilhamena […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: From Turkey With Love
I recently saw a few interviews from Jackie where she says she wants the show to move along a few episodes to get the heat off her back. She said that the article was complimentary (and it actually was if you read it) and that there are many more things to be distressed about in […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Communion and Confession
I keep trying to make it through this episode, and have failed on multiple occasions. Yet I persist. I’m done with Dolores. She is no better than Frank. Trust me on this they are both shady people. I wish Melissa and Jackie were the whole show. I like their dynamic. Melissa hints to Jackie that […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Bridezilla of Bimini
Atlanta is not the only franchise with a drop in ratings. New Jersey is barely holding on to a million viewers a week with ratings ranging from .92 to 1.18. I think viewers are finally getting bored with #FelonsByBravo. Tonight, before the wedding even happens, it will become very obvious that this marriage is doomed. […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Brunch Gone Bad
Y’all, I am kind of brain-dead tonight. I got some really good news today and yesterday when gliding through Kroger there was a pyramid of champagne on sale so I grabbed a bottle. I drank the entire bottle today from a VERY expensive glass. Then, I um took a nap, and just now woke up […]
Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Last Fling Before The Ring
It’s time to head back to Jersey. No matter how much Andy Cohen says he loves this season, I know it was hatcheted to death during post-production and it was mostly Danielle’s fault. Tonight, Margaret and Teresa and Melissa are planning Danielle’s bachelorette party. This requires shopping for penis straws and anal plugs. Teresa still […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Easter Egg Wives Hunt
I literally forgot this show was airing until I was sent photos today. Then I could remember if this was the first episode. Then I had the horrible flashback to the geriatric vaginal rejuvenation. Yep, it back and the Jersey kids have a snow day in March! Heck we are planting tomatoes in March down […]
Joe Giudice’s Wife And Kids Apparently Didn’t Really Think He Would Be Deported
I really don’t believe for a minute that Teresa Giudice did no know that Joe Giudice was going to be deported. The law is pretty clear on this issue since I have been reporting for years. Once ICE put a detainer on Joe when he began serving his sentence in 2016, it was clear he […]
Teresa Giudice Buys Gia Giudice A 50K+ BMW For Her 17th Birthday
Teresa Giudice, who somehow managed to steal $13.4 million dollars over approximately a ten year period recently claimed she had noting put aside for her four girls to go to college. What she does have is over $50,000 dollars to buy Gia a BMW430i for her 17th birthday. “Gia turned 17. I can’t believe I […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 2 (2018)
Thank the baby Jesus this season is over. Well there will be one more “unseen footage” episode but really, after the hacked up this ridiculous season, how can there be anything decent on the cutting room floor? I’ve had an exhausting day and my laptop keyboard needs a replacement or something so this is going […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Fauxpology
Tonight, I expect to see more of Siggy’s oddball behavior and unrighteous indignation, in Milan. In real time, Margaret gave an interview this week and said that she had to notify the police that Siggy and PETA trolls were sending her death threats. Apparently, Margaret has a stuffed black bear in her house so Siggy […]
Real Houswives of New Jersey: Meltdown In Milan
Tonight we finally go to Milan where things got really heated. Dolores and Siggy are an island unto themselves at this point. It seems that Teresa and Melissa and are finally locked in as an impenetrable duo. We already know that the whole crew makes such a scene that they get thrown out of a […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Walking On Broken Glass
I totally forgot this show was on. This isn’t that unusual for me, but now I realize it is because it has been two weeks since the last episode. Checking that link to refresh my memory, I see we left off at Siggy’s retreat. Let’s remember that Siggy set up this retreat because she thinks […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Growing Up Jersey
Ladies and Gentlemen, on tonight’s episode, Siggy will get the hormonal butt pellets. I was afraid to do any hormone stuff during The Crazy because I smoke, and the hormones supposedly contribute significantly to increased rates of cancer. Sadly, Siggy is still batshit crazy and has been kind of insane on Twitter lately. Not to […]
Gia Giudice Went To Prom
And apparently y’all are very excited about. So, here you go!
RHONJ Filming is on Easter Break. Sort of.
I don’t really know what is going on with RHONJ filming. So I am saying that upfront. I am a bit confused about a few things though. The last filming update I did for RHONJ was here. That was three weeks ago and everyone including Danielle Staub and the new girl Margaret Joseph was filming […]
The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Namastay Away From Me!
Today is Teresa and Joe’s 17th wedding anniversary and Teresa’s Instagram has at least two arrangements “sent by Joe” amongst the photo of her mother in a fur and a gold watch and Gabriella’s 12th birthday party. But on this episode, Melissa and Joe stop by the house that crime built with tons of Chinese […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Joe Goes To Fat Camp
It’s four days before we ship Joe off to fat camp never to be seen again, and he and Teresa are taking the girls to a bakery to make their own cupcakes. Why? I’m sure Milania could teach Teresa how to make cupcakes at home in their own kitchen. Teresa lies her usual lies […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Other C Word
This is the RHONJ episode is where things all go insane in Vermont. This is when the incident where Robyn and Christina lose their housewife position. I think it was technically Robyn’s housewife slot at the time. Things with Robyn get so “violent,” at least it was reported that way, that the lesbian couple […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Rage On My Ass!
Tonight on RHONJ we actually get to the Vermont trip. We probably won’t get to the part that gets Robyn kicked off the show, and losing her housewife spot tonight. I imagine this trip will be strung out for three episodes. Because everyone was talking about it right after it happened. It’s a couples trip, but […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Cutting The Cancer Out
Siggy and Jacqueline meet with Rosie to recap the last episode. Short version, Siggy’s son got his driver’s license (and a new SUV) and Rosie says she was hoping to work things out with Teresa but she doesn’t seem receptive. I am sick of Siggy acting like she knows what she is talking about […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Driving Miss Siggy
It’s time to check in the Felons By Bravo and their mob connections. I love how the dude that is going mental outside of Teresa’s book signing party has the random felon graphic under his name. Where ‘s Joe’s felon graphic? Or Teresa’s? Why only give the graphic to this particular felon? Why not […]