I haven’t been awake that long and it takes me hours to fully wake up in the morning so when I started to plug in the title my brain wanted to title this post Sheree Whitfield on Wendy Williams. Clearly my brain has Danielle Staub filed in the “legit crazy people trying everything to be […]
#RHONJ Trailer Has Been Leaked! Here’s What You Need To Know!
Next month when RHONJ returns for their ninth season, we will be welcoming two new housewives, Jacqueline Mark Goldschneider and Jennifer Aydin. And according to the RHONJ trailer leaked by Bravo New Zealand today (Thanks, Kiwis!) they are coming in hot. UPDATED TO ADD THE VIDEO TO END OF THIS POST! It’s been released now. Jacqueline […]
Marty Caffrey Has A TRO On Danielle Staub
According to a new court filing, Marty has now asked for a TRO on Danielle. He claims that when Danielle came home she flipped out because he was taking down photos of her and her kids from what I believe is “his” house. He had filed for divorce and Danielle was very aggressive with him […]
Marty Caffrey Is Divorcing Danielle Staub
Last month, Marty Caffrey started posting on social media that he was leaving Danielle Staub just two months after their Bimini wedding. I didn’t care. I wasn’t shocked. I could understand his buyer’s remorse. He said things about Danielle not being the person she claimed to be. You should have paid attention, Marty! Name change! […]
Sorry Guys, Danielle Staub Is Officially A Married Woman
A source tells ET the pair tied the knot in an intimate sunset ceremony on the Bahamian Island of Bimini and it was all filmed by Bravo cameras for the upcoming season of RHONJ. Staub’s co-stars Teresa Giudice, Melissa Gorga and Margaret Josephs attended the intimate wedding, which had under 100 guests. Ninety-nine of those guests were likely simply […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Reunion Secrets Revealed
Tonight is well and truly the last time we have to see Siggy Flicker on this show. That’s the good news. The bad news is we have one more hour of the rest of them. I don’t feel like they are going to reveal any good secrets tonight, but will recap it for you nonetheless […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 2 (2018)
Thank the baby Jesus this season is over. Well there will be one more “unseen footage” episode but really, after the hacked up this ridiculous season, how can there be anything decent on the cutting room floor? I’ve had an exhausting day and my laptop keyboard needs a replacement or something so this is going […]
2018 Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 1
I am telling you now I am not going to transcribe Siggy Flicker saying the same damn things over and over tonight. I’m irritated with her already and the show hasn’t even started yet. Teresa oddly begs Andy for compliments and then randomly says she wants to make out with him. Andy reminds of for […]
Can We Survive Three More Episodes of RHONJ?
While I could not fathom how they could get more than a one episode reunion out of this season considering all the stuff they are not going to show between Margaret and Siggy, somehow production has managed to come up with two episodes. Oh Joy. Andy Cohen is telling anyone who will listen that pre-prison […]
Real Housewives of New York Attend Bobby Zarin’s Funeral
Bobby Zarin’s funeral was today. That seemed very fast to me since he just died on Saturday. I imagine most of the arrangements were already in place and since today is a holiday it would be easier for people to attend. On Sunday night, Jill posted a loving tribute to Bobby on Instagram. Rest In […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Prisons, Proposals And Parties
Siggy Flicker is the reason I literally dread these recaps. There are so many better things we could be watching. Thankfully, we only have to get through this episode and the reunion. Please God let the reunion only be one episode. It’s so bad they don’t even bother giving us decent previews to pull pictures […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Ain’t No Misbehaving
I’m so ready for this ridiculous season to be over. Melissa and Joe’s fake fighting over the pizza place is just ridiculous. Joe and Teresa bought the restaurant together. Melissa has her own business. But we have to hear the retelling of the stupidity that comes out of Siggy’s mouth over and over. Teresa does […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Fauxpology
Tonight, I expect to see more of Siggy’s oddball behavior and unrighteous indignation, in Milan. In real time, Margaret gave an interview this week and said that she had to notify the police that Siggy and PETA trolls were sending her death threats. Apparently, Margaret has a stuffed black bear in her house so Siggy […]
Real Houswives of New Jersey: Meltdown In Milan
Tonight we finally go to Milan where things got really heated. Dolores and Siggy are an island unto themselves at this point. It seems that Teresa and Melissa and are finally locked in as an impenetrable duo. We already know that the whole crew makes such a scene that they get thrown out of a […]
Real Housewives Of New Jersey: When Chairs Fly
I apologize in advance for this recap. Y’all, just when I thought I was over this cold it just. keeps. on. coming. back. It’s all I can to keep a fucking airway open. I can’t eat because I can’t taste food and the consistency of everything I normally like makes me gag. I’m currently breathing […]
Watch What Happens Live With Danielle Staub
I can already tell this episode is going to be a ratchet mess. Since Teresa had to bail on this episode, Danielle has stepped in. The other guest is Robert Lord Taylor, who I had to Google to find out he is a supporting actor on scripted TV shows that Andy describes as a “superfan” […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Walking On Broken Glass
I totally forgot this show was on. This isn’t that unusual for me, but now I realize it is because it has been two weeks since the last episode. Checking that link to refresh my memory, I see we left off at Siggy’s retreat. Let’s remember that Siggy set up this retreat because she thinks […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: A Retreat To Remember
It’s time for the hysterical, hormonal, housewives of New Jersey to brawl again. And we are going on one of Siggy’s stupid retreats. What could possibly go wrong with that? Margaret and her hubby go shopping for wallpaper and she cries over not seeing her stepkids. Apparently they are kids from her first husband’s previous […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Growing Up Jersey
Ladies and Gentlemen, on tonight’s episode, Siggy will get the hormonal butt pellets. I was afraid to do any hormone stuff during The Crazy because I smoke, and the hormones supposedly contribute significantly to increased rates of cancer. Sadly, Siggy is still batshit crazy and has been kind of insane on Twitter lately. Not to […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Siggy’s Not Over It
Ladies and Gentlemen, please take out a sharpie and mark your calendars. Tonight I am feeling emotionally well, I’m relatively sane, and completely sober for now. I’m ready to recap the gals from New Jersey. In case you missed it, I wrote a post about Danielle being sued today. I love Margaret’s house. It’s not […]
Danielle Staub Is Being Sued By Joe Masalta, AKA Ex-Fiance #19
I find the situation I am going to attempt to walk you through very interesting, mostly because there is so much conflicting information. I warn you in advance it is going to be a long and twisty path, but hopefully an interesting one. I was sent a link to Perez Hilton, (sidenote: I wonder if […]
Danielle Staub Says She Has Proof That Dolores Trash Talked Teresa
I did not recap WWHL because I refuse to acknowledge the scumbag that was on the show with Danielle last night. Frankly, the scumbag, Danielle, and Andy are the Triumvirate of Ratchet. So I am going through now to fast forward everything except Danielle’s comments to see what if anything is worth reporting. First of […]
RHONJ Got Thrown Out Of Restaurant While On Milan Trip
Every time a cast of Bravo housewives heads to a foreign country, it’s only a matter of time until they publicly embarrass themselves. In Milan, it didn’t take long for the RHONJ to have a very public display of stupidity in Italy. From the looks of social media, everyone seemed to be avoiding each other. […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Public Shaming Of Melissa
Well, the title of this episode sure sounds promising. Nothing seems to excite y’all more than a good public shaming. Kim D was doing some press this week until Bravo had it all pulled, and in that press she was talking about how she groomed Teresa for prison and helped her prepare to serve her […]
Real Housewives Of New Jersey: The Apology
The first few episodes of this season seemed really chopped up. I think the reason for that is that there was so much drama at the end of filming, they decided to cut out a lot of the initial scenes. Italy will probably be three episodes and the Kim D Posche Fashion Show will be […]
Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Let Them Eat Cake
This is only episode two of this season and tonight battle lines will be drawn that will remain in place for the rest of the season. Siggy is FURIOUS that Teresa tossed the birthday cake. Even though the whole cake throwing nonsense has become a staple of all the Bravo shows. Especially, Shahs where no […]
Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Shady Beach
We start off right away with Teresa getting the call that her mother was not going to make it. Then we get film from the funeral. And Gia’s eulogy. Then we skip a month ahead to Teresa adjusting to life with Joe in prison and her mother passing away. Joe has lost a lot of […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Taglines Are Out
Dolores Catania: “Look loyalty up in the dictionary and you’ll find my face.” It should be photo, not face. Dolores’ loyalty to Kim D. this season gets her in a lot of hot water. Melissa Gorga: “The only life I envy is my own.” Seems to foreshadow more stupid Envy hats. What is up the […]
Danielle Staub Is A Racist Thug
Apparently, this is the news of the day. All this time, we were thinking the prostitution whore was a really nice lady who was into yoga and worked tirelessly for charities where she made pies for the homeless and the hungry. Wait. No one was thinking that. The events leading up to the table flip […]
Danielle Staub Fans Are Furious She Is Not A Full-Time Housewife On #RHONJ
The trailer for RHONJ came out today as well as the news that Danielle Staub is not a full-time housewife. Here is the season synopsis. This season on “The Real Housewives of New Jersey,” the women are faced with new trials and tribulations that test their close-knit friendships. In the midst of their newfound familial […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Are Filming Their Finale Tonight!
Give my #makeup girl some love @alexamakeupnj it's not over til it's over A post shared by Danielle Staub (@danielle_staub) on May 24, 2017 at 3:41pm PDT It’s time for the Real Housewives of New Jersey to film the finale. I hear there are a lot of people on the outs. A LOT went down […]
Danielle Staub Is Engaged, AGAIN.
There are many desperate acts that people go to in order to get another season, and six figure paycheck on the many franchises of The Real Housewives. You can commit a felony, drive someone to suicide, toss a drink in a cast mates face, spill a shocking secret about the conception of a castmates children, […]