“Craziest day of my life. #july3 Logan decided to come a month early! Perfect healthy most beautiful baby boy! I’m in love#ImAMom #MomLifeBegins” Such a sweet picture. Aw, I am so happy for Lisa on the birth of her son through a surrogate. Welcome to the world, Logan Marc Hochstein. I REALLY miss the Real […]
Don’t Be Tardy For the Boob Job!
Kim and Kroy are in Miami to go see Lisa Hochstein’s husband, the boob god. Is that because there is no comparable surgeon in Atlanta? Probably not. More like another Bravo trade-out for publicity that the Biermann’s benefit from. These people know how to work the free comps. Jesus Christ, Kroy is Facetiming with the […]
Ana Quincoces Spills the Real Housewives of Miami Tea
Ana Quincoces is finally speaking out about her experiences on Real Housewives of Miami. And boy does she have a lot to say. The burning question I’ve had for over a year is, “What was in THE FOLDER?” Does she tell us? Well kind of. Ana address the reunion from last season thusly: What you […]
Real Housewives of Miami Reunion Part 2 Recap
We are back where we left off on Tuesday with Lisa pissed off and hiking up her fake boobies to prepare for round two with Joanna. Lisa is mad that Joanna’s make-up artist called her all kinds of names, including whore. Joanna seems to be implying that the reason Lisa can’t get pregnant is because […]
Real Housewives of Miami Reunion Recap
And here we go…. on to Real Housewives of Miami Reunion Part One Recap… Sofa King many posts today. Lea has a shit ton of borrowed diamonds on. Good for her for being able to borrow, go girl! Andy goes gently with the RHOM. I can already tell he does not care. Way too much […]
Real Housewives of Miami Two-Part Reunion Starts Tonight
Bravo’s PR release for the Real Housewives of Miami Reunion today gives us the inside scoop on what to expect on the two-part reunion. Here’s the tea… NEW YORK – November 11, 2013 – Bravo Media’s “The Real Housewives of Miami” reunites the ladies of season three to set the record straight on some of […]
Real Housewives of Miami Blog Round-Up Foreshadows a Great Reunion Show!
I’m going to say it now, this season’s Real Housewives of Miami Reunion is going to be epic. Everyone is loaded for bear. I expect to see all of them literally sitting on “evidence” to buttress their arguments. And the clues are in the Bravo blogs. Lea goes all in on Adriana and her “evil […]
Real Housewives of Miami Finale Recap
When last we left the Joanna Wedding saga, everyone was hungover and had overslept. They were supposed to fly to San Diego from Vegas at 8 am. Like that was even possible? Who gets up at 5 or 6 am in Vegas to fly home? You might as well just stumble straight to the airport […]
Real Housewives of Miami Recap
It’s time for the Real Housewives of Miami to head to Vegas for bachelorette party. Which means the crazy packing scenes. As much as these women travel, how is it possible they do not know how to pack? Why doesn’t Lisa understand that her husband has to work for her to life the lifestyle he […]
Real Housewives of Miami: Going to Hell in A Handbag
I watched RHOM last night but didn’t take any notes or start a blog. I know some of you are asking where to talk about it so I will put up a brief recap here. Basically what happened was Lea Black threw a party at her newly renovated mansion. Say what you will about Lea, but she […]
HOT Miami Tea: New Show and Major RHOM Reunion Drama
Okay, I woke up this afternoon morning to all sorts of Miami drama. Where to begin? Well first of all, it’s not news to anyone that I am one of the half-dozen or so total viewers of Real Housewives of Miami. Their ratings suck. In fact pretty much every reality show they shoot in Miami gets lousy […]
Real Housewives of Miami Recap: It’s All About Lea!
This episode is going to be all about Lea. Oh joy. Perhaps I should have watched The Blacklist first. Even worse the next scene is Joanna and Romain. Romain’s mother makes a excuse to avoid the wedding. So does his father and brother. Awesome. Later Bravo Romain sets up a series of surprises for Joanna: an […]
Real Housewives of Miami Recap: It’s Nice Day For A White Wedding
Here we go again watching Real Housewives of Miami ! It’s my favorite franchise lately! It’s time for Adriana’s Wedding. This should be great. She’s a Bridezilla! Alexia is at the beach looking stunning as usual. Sadly, she is there to talk to Lea. UGH. Really Alexia? Alexia is also wearing the wrong sunglasses. She […]
Real Housewives Of Miami Recap: Lisa Gets Drunk on a Birken And Loses Her Mind.
Oh lord. RHOM starts with Joanna and Romain’s sex issues. OMG. I don’t like Joanna’s personality. But there is no denying she is young and pretty on the outside (great site btw, prettyontheoutside.com) and apparently quite sexual. Perhaps the blowjobs could be the problem? Perhaps Romain can’t get it up? I dunno. But the two chicks talk […]
Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Mama Mia!
Tonight, MAMA ELSA comes back! Truly this is all I care about. This will probably be a short recap since (I know y’all are tired of hearing it and I am tired of saying it) I have felt like crap the last few days. Mostly just feverish and grumpy. 🙂 I have actually seen the […]
Real Housewives of Miami: It’s A Breath of Fresh Air
YAY for Miami! I wish more people watched this show it is one of my favorites! Lea, Lisa and Joanna are off to LA. They show the MIA airport and I immediately have PTSD Flashbacks. /shudder Lea has had her engagement diamond reset on a very high prong band. Of course I pause the screen to gawk at it […]
Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Bride Wars and Birthday Wars
Oh my! Lisa is out shopping with her mother-in-law at a Russian grocer. Seems like the in-laws are back in town. Joy of joys! Lenny is still in need of a major storyline so he is going to be the mediator between Frederic and Romain. Romain is upset about the tweeter. Oh and for […]
Quotable Quotes From Tonights Real Housewives of Miami
“It’s easy to take the high road when the low road is the gutter.” ~Lea “I’m a trooper. I can always pull myself together!” ~Alexia “Everyone loves Lauren Foster!” ~ Marysol “What exactly is gay polo?” ~Lauren Foster
Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Why Won’t These Men Fuck Their Women?
Tonight on Real Housewives of Miami, I love knowing that Karent is watching every week at her parents house wishing she was still on. Is that mean? Romain takes Joanna to see their new house. She hates it. Until she sees it is on the water. The view is awesome. Romain refuses to sleep with […]
Real Housewives of Miami Recap: These People REALLY Need to Get Laid
Well, after that Debbie Downer of a Real Housewives of OC reunion, I am hoping for some levity here. It’s been sort of a heavy duty day today. Can we please get to some random mocking of housewives? Adrianna is standing in the rain outside of Lea’s house. Adrianna says that she has always been loyal […]
Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Bridezillas
It’s time for another episode of Real Housewives of Miami and I really do love this franchise. Even though we start out with Joanna and Romain talking about the wedding. There is still animosity between Marta (who has moved to PA to live with her race car driver boyfriend) and Romain. Of course Marta will […]
The Real Housewives of Miami Are Back!
And so am I! I have resolved my Internet issues and have been waiting to watch the premiere until I could blog while watching. It’s FINALLY time! We are down to five ladies this season which usually makes for a better show, but I would have much rather have had Ana and Marysol than Lea and […]
Tamra Barney is Now Tamra Judge; Joanna Krupa Married Romain Zago
Ah… June, the month of cliché weddings and we are having quite a spat of them from the housewives. Tamra from RHOOC, and Joanna from RHOM both finally dragged their men down the aisle this week and Nene is hot on their heels.
Lisa and Lenny Hochstein Throw Scarface Party at Their Star Island Property
Lisa and Lenny have been having a hard time lately fighting city hall to be allowed to tear down their 7 million dollar home on Star Island. The local historical society wants the home to be designated a historical landmark which would cause the couple to abandon plans to tear down the existing home and […]
Random Thoughts on Housewives
I admit it. I’ve gotten lazy during this whole Jodi Arias Trial. All I really had to do was put up a daily update and sit back and wait for folks to show up and discuss it to death in the comments. I suspect that a lot of my sources are busy with the trial […]
Lisa Hochstein Explains Her Lawsuit for Libel
My favorite Miami Herald writer, Lesley Abravanel has contacted Lisa Hochstein for a short interview about the lawsuit that recently came to light where Lisa sues a blog commenter. According to Lisa she is aquainted with the person who made the libelous comment and that is what caused her to sue. Lisa tells The Herald, […]
Lisa Hochstein Sues WetPaint Blog COMMENTER!
Very few things on the Internet surprise me anymore, but today’s Real House of Miami news has left me a bit dumbfounded. When Stoopid Housewives was sued by a media group for copyright infringement, I sort of got it. The more I read about that case, the more it seemed that the plaintiffs were being […]
Ana Quinococes Talks About the Real Housewives of Miami Reunion, Once More With Feeling
Ana Quincoceses Bravo blog about the reunion is very enlightening. It’s well-known that Bravo likes to have a target at certain filming events and the reunion is never an exception. It seems this season, the target turned the tables. Sadly, the Purveyors of Pop are fans of people like Thomas Kramer and Joe Francis so they […]
The LONGEST RHOM REUNION RECAP EVER!
Can you believe it is already time for the Real Housewives of Miami Reunion Show? I am so ready to see how this all goes down and what jewelry Lea rented for the show. Well, Lea said she borrowed over a million dollars worth of diamonds and they do not disappoint. I would not want […]
Bravo Housewives Blog Roundup
I’ve been being lazy all day (shocker!) and reading some Bravo blogs. To save you guys some time, I thought I’d post about the interesting things here and there in the RHOM blogs. But a quick note about RHOBH….Faye Resnick has been added to the website. She now has her own bio and everything. This […]
Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Two Divorces, Two Engagements and Some Plastic Surgery.
It’s already time for the season finale of the Real Housewives of Miami? I feel like we just started. Plus, I’m having some sort of emotional girl mess today. Whatever. I am going in. The weather in Bimini looks a lot like what we had here in Atlanta today without the beautiful ocean views and the […]
Real Housewives of Miami Blog About “The Karent Trap” and Lea Black
There was a lot of interesting information in the Real Housewives of Miami Bravo blogs this week. So much so that I don’t exactly know where to begin. I think I’ll start with Alexia. We all know by now that there are way more staged scenes than real ones involved with filming these reality shows. […]
Real Housewives of Miami Recap: “Lea”ve Me Alone!
Okay, now that I have had my Howie Mandel fix, I am ready to recap The Real Housewives of Miami. Let’s make this quick and dirty like a Joanna Krupa blowjob in a movie theater, shall we? Already the help is disturbed. I feel like we missed something. The editing picks up the next morning. […]