Joanna Krupa was caught outside Craigs by The Blast this week and she took the opportunity to defend her friend Jeremy Piven who is the latest male in Hollywood to be accused of sexually predatory behavior against women on set with him. Actress Ariane Bellamar accused Piven of forcefully fondling her on two separate occasions on […]
Brandi Glanville Settles Smelly Lady Garden Suit; Then Enters Celebrity Big Brother House
Brandi Glanville is making all kinds of news today, and none of it for anything good. First of all, it seems that both Brandi and Joanna Krupa are finally arguing about how Joanna’s privates smell. Last week the news was that Joanna’s ex (soon to be ex?) husband Romain Zago was deposed about her aroma. […]
The Smelly Vagina Monologues To Debut In Miami Courtroom This Summer
I’ve had my eye on the Miami Herald for weeks waiting to hear about the mediation happening between Brandi Glanville and Joanna Krupa. Mediation almost never works. It seems like just a way to drag things out. Today I had some time to check in with Jose Lambiet and discover that the mediation hurdle was […]
Lisa Vanderpump Slaps Back At Brandi Glanville In Deposition For Joanna Krupa Case
It’s been a few days since we have discussed a housewife’s vagina in detail; but sadly, it’s time to do just that once again. There are updates in the infamous Joanna Krupa’s vagina smells like fish controversy. I can never write about this without stating that this is the most ridiculous case ever filed […]
Brandi Glanville And Joanna Krupa’s Lawsuit Continues to Stink Up Miami Courtroom
Brandi Glanville is paying out a lot of money for the attorney handling her defense of Joanna Krupa’s law suit. Her attorney, Susan Warner has been very busy lately. A few weeks ago, I read that Brandi was asking for tax returns for the last five years or so from Joanna. The purpose of this […]
Joanna Krupa Must Prove Her Vagina Does Not Smell Bad in Court!
I love a good court case. And when two abject idiots are in court duking it out, it almost makes me want to shove Banjo in a crate and fly out to La La Land to watch this go down live. It does however pain me to be on Brandi Glanville’s side about ANYTHING, but […]
Brandi Glanville Loses Her Request to Have Joanna Krupa’s Lawsuit Dismissed
In case you missed it, Joanna Krupa has filed a defamation lawsuit against Brandi Glanville for comments Brandi made on Watch What Happens Live on November 11, 2013. Click here to see the hysterical letter Brandi received from Joanna’s lawyers. I just can’t imagine suing someone for saying that you slept with someone who […]
Brandi Glanville Serves Joanna Krupa At LA Restaurant !
In the novel 1979 Sophie’s Choice, a mother is forced to a concentration camp and forced to decide which of her two children will be gassed to death immediately and which one will live to see another day. It’s an impossible decision. It is almost the way I feel about the feud between Brandi Glanville […]
Joanna Krupa Threatens to Sue Brandi Glanville
File this one under another ridiculous housewife lawsuit. Joanna Krupa is threatening legal action against Brandi for saying that she slept with Mohammed Hadid while he was married to Yolanda Foster and that her pussy is malodorous on WWHL. I know what you are thinking. It has to do with first amendment rights, correct? I mean […]
Joanna Krupa Wants to Kill 19-Year-Old Female Big Game Hunter
Joanna Krupa, alleged private escort turned “real housewife”, is an abject moron. While this is something she has displayed on a regular basis, she reminded us all of this recently by tweeting that she wants to fly to Africa and shoot a young female big game hunter. Kendall Jones is a 19-year-old Texan who has […]
Taylor Armstrong Weighs In on Brandi’s Feud With Joanna
Taylor Armstrong is SCREAMING for relevancy and BEGGING to be on any reality show she can get. So she will be on the upcoming season of Couples Therapy with John Whatshisname with the likes of the other John Whatshisname from John and Kate Plus 8 and that one Teen Mom who makes butt sex porn. […]
Brandi Glanville Is Already Attempting Damage Control in Recent Bravo Blog
Brandi Glanville’s Bravo blog has some interesting things in it this week. She begins by talking about her parents and how during the first part of filming she had not been on speaking terms with her Dad. That whole part of the blog seems to be an excuse for some of her upcoming behavior (i.e. […]
Real Housewives of Miami Reunion Part 2 Recap
We are back where we left off on Tuesday with Lisa pissed off and hiking up her fake boobies to prepare for round two with Joanna. Lisa is mad that Joanna’s make-up artist called her all kinds of names, including whore. Joanna seems to be implying that the reason Lisa can’t get pregnant is because […]
Real Housewives of Miami Reunion Recap
And here we go…. on to Real Housewives of Miami Reunion Part One Recap… Sofa King many posts today. Lea has a shit ton of borrowed diamonds on. Good for her for being able to borrow, go girl! Andy goes gently with the RHOM. I can already tell he does not care. Way too much […]
Real Housewives of Miami Two-Part Reunion Starts Tonight
Bravo’s PR release for the Real Housewives of Miami Reunion today gives us the inside scoop on what to expect on the two-part reunion. Here’s the tea… NEW YORK – November 11, 2013 – Bravo Media’s “The Real Housewives of Miami” reunites the ladies of season three to set the record straight on some of […]
Real Housewives of Miami Blog Round-Up Foreshadows a Great Reunion Show!
I’m going to say it now, this season’s Real Housewives of Miami Reunion is going to be epic. Everyone is loaded for bear. I expect to see all of them literally sitting on “evidence” to buttress their arguments. And the clues are in the Bravo blogs. Lea goes all in on Adriana and her “evil […]
Real Housewives of Miami Finale Recap
When last we left the Joanna Wedding saga, everyone was hungover and had overslept. They were supposed to fly to San Diego from Vegas at 8 am. Like that was even possible? Who gets up at 5 or 6 am in Vegas to fly home? You might as well just stumble straight to the airport […]
Real Housewives of Miami Recap
It’s time for the Real Housewives of Miami to head to Vegas for bachelorette party. Which means the crazy packing scenes. As much as these women travel, how is it possible they do not know how to pack? Why doesn’t Lisa understand that her husband has to work for her to life the lifestyle he […]
Real Housewives of Miami: Going to Hell in A Handbag
I watched RHOM last night but didn’t take any notes or start a blog. I know some of you are asking where to talk about it so I will put up a brief recap here. Basically what happened was Lea Black threw a party at her newly renovated mansion. Say what you will about Lea, but she […]
HOT Miami Tea: New Show and Major RHOM Reunion Drama
Okay, I woke up this afternoon morning to all sorts of Miami drama. Where to begin? Well first of all, it’s not news to anyone that I am one of the half-dozen or so total viewers of Real Housewives of Miami. Their ratings suck. In fact pretty much every reality show they shoot in Miami gets lousy […]
Real Housewives of Miami Recap: It’s All About Lea!
This episode is going to be all about Lea. Oh joy. Perhaps I should have watched The Blacklist first. Even worse the next scene is Joanna and Romain. Romain’s mother makes a excuse to avoid the wedding. So does his father and brother. Awesome. Later Bravo Romain sets up a series of surprises for Joanna: an […]
Real Housewives of Miami Recap: It’s Nice Day For A White Wedding
Here we go again watching Real Housewives of Miami ! It’s my favorite franchise lately! It’s time for Adriana’s Wedding. This should be great. She’s a Bridezilla! Alexia is at the beach looking stunning as usual. Sadly, she is there to talk to Lea. UGH. Really Alexia? Alexia is also wearing the wrong sunglasses. She […]
Real Housewives Of Miami Recap: Lisa Gets Drunk on a Birken And Loses Her Mind.
Oh lord. RHOM starts with Joanna and Romain’s sex issues. OMG. I don’t like Joanna’s personality. But there is no denying she is young and pretty on the outside (great site btw, prettyontheoutside.com) and apparently quite sexual. Perhaps the blowjobs could be the problem? Perhaps Romain can’t get it up? I dunno. But the two chicks talk […]
Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Mama Mia!
Tonight, MAMA ELSA comes back! Truly this is all I care about. This will probably be a short recap since (I know y’all are tired of hearing it and I am tired of saying it) I have felt like crap the last few days. Mostly just feverish and grumpy. 🙂 I have actually seen the […]
Real Housewives of Miami: It’s A Breath of Fresh Air
YAY for Miami! I wish more people watched this show it is one of my favorites! Lea, Lisa and Joanna are off to LA. They show the MIA airport and I immediately have PTSD Flashbacks. /shudder Lea has had her engagement diamond reset on a very high prong band. Of course I pause the screen to gawk at it […]
Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Bride Wars and Birthday Wars
Oh my! Lisa is out shopping with her mother-in-law at a Russian grocer. Seems like the in-laws are back in town. Joy of joys! Lenny is still in need of a major storyline so he is going to be the mediator between Frederic and Romain. Romain is upset about the tweeter. Oh and for […]
Quotable Quotes From Tonights Real Housewives of Miami
“It’s easy to take the high road when the low road is the gutter.” ~Lea “I’m a trooper. I can always pull myself together!” ~Alexia “Everyone loves Lauren Foster!” ~ Marysol “What exactly is gay polo?” ~Lauren Foster
Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Why Won’t These Men Fuck Their Women?
Tonight on Real Housewives of Miami, I love knowing that Karent is watching every week at her parents house wishing she was still on. Is that mean? Romain takes Joanna to see their new house. She hates it. Until she sees it is on the water. The view is awesome. Romain refuses to sleep with […]
Real Housewives of Miami Recap: These People REALLY Need to Get Laid
Well, after that Debbie Downer of a Real Housewives of OC reunion, I am hoping for some levity here. It’s been sort of a heavy duty day today. Can we please get to some random mocking of housewives? Adrianna is standing in the rain outside of Lea’s house. Adrianna says that she has always been loyal […]
Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Bridezillas
It’s time for another episode of Real Housewives of Miami and I really do love this franchise. Even though we start out with Joanna and Romain talking about the wedding. There is still animosity between Marta (who has moved to PA to live with her race car driver boyfriend) and Romain. Of course Marta will […]
The Real Housewives of Miami Are Back!
And so am I! I have resolved my Internet issues and have been waiting to watch the premiere until I could blog while watching. It’s FINALLY time! We are down to five ladies this season which usually makes for a better show, but I would have much rather have had Ana and Marysol than Lea and […]
Tamra Barney is Now Tamra Judge; Joanna Krupa Married Romain Zago
Ah… June, the month of cliché weddings and we are having quite a spat of them from the housewives. Tamra from RHOOC, and Joanna from RHOM both finally dragged their men down the aisle this week and Nene is hot on their heels.
Lisa Hochstein Sues WetPaint Blog COMMENTER!
Very few things on the Internet surprise me anymore, but today’s Real House of Miami news has left me a bit dumbfounded. When Stoopid Housewives was sued by a media group for copyright infringement, I sort of got it. The more I read about that case, the more it seemed that the plaintiffs were being […]