We are back where we left off on Tuesday with Lisa pissed off and hiking up her fake boobies to prepare for round two with Joanna. Lisa is mad that Joanna’s make-up artist called her all kinds of names, including whore. Joanna seems to be implying that the reason Lisa can’t get pregnant is because […]
Real Housewives of Miami Reunion Recap
And here we go…. on to Real Housewives of Miami Reunion Part One Recap… Sofa King many posts today. Lea has a shit ton of borrowed diamonds on. Good for her for being able to borrow, go girl! Andy goes gently with the RHOM. I can already tell he does not care. Way too much […]
Real Housewives of Miami Two-Part Reunion Starts Tonight
Bravo’s PR release for the Real Housewives of Miami Reunion today gives us the inside scoop on what to expect on the two-part reunion. Here’s the tea… NEW YORK – November 11, 2013 – Bravo Media’s “The Real Housewives of Miami” reunites the ladies of season three to set the record straight on some of […]
Real Housewives of Miami Recap: It’s All About Lea!
This episode is going to be all about Lea. Oh joy. Perhaps I should have watched The Blacklist first. Even worse the next scene is Joanna and Romain. Romain’s mother makes a excuse to avoid the wedding. So does his father and brother. Awesome. Later Bravo Romain sets up a series of surprises for Joanna: an […]
Real Housewives Of Miami Recap: Lisa Gets Drunk on a Birken And Loses Her Mind.
Oh lord. RHOM starts with Joanna and Romain’s sex issues. OMG. I don’t like Joanna’s personality. But there is no denying she is young and pretty on the outside (great site btw, prettyontheoutside.com) and apparently quite sexual. Perhaps the blowjobs could be the problem? Perhaps Romain can’t get it up? I dunno. But the two chicks talk […]
Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Mama Mia!
Tonight, MAMA ELSA comes back! Truly this is all I care about. This will probably be a short recap since (I know y’all are tired of hearing it and I am tired of saying it) I have felt like crap the last few days. Mostly just feverish and grumpy. 🙂 I have actually seen the […]
Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Why Won’t These Men Fuck Their Women?
Tonight on Real Housewives of Miami, I love knowing that Karent is watching every week at her parents house wishing she was still on. Is that mean? Romain takes Joanna to see their new house. She hates it. Until she sees it is on the water. The view is awesome. Romain refuses to sleep with […]
Real Housewives of Miami Recap: These People REALLY Need to Get Laid
Well, after that Debbie Downer of a Real Housewives of OC reunion, I am hoping for some levity here. It’s been sort of a heavy duty day today. Can we please get to some random mocking of housewives? Adrianna is standing in the rain outside of Lea’s house. Adrianna says that she has always been loyal […]
Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Bridezillas
It’s time for another episode of Real Housewives of Miami and I really do love this franchise. Even though we start out with Joanna and Romain talking about the wedding. There is still animosity between Marta (who has moved to PA to live with her race car driver boyfriend) and Romain. Of course Marta will […]
The Real Housewives of Miami Are Back!
And so am I! I have resolved my Internet issues and have been waiting to watch the premiere until I could blog while watching. It’s FINALLY time! We are down to five ladies this season which usually makes for a better show, but I would have much rather have had Ana and Marysol than Lea and […]
Random Thoughts on Housewives
I admit it. I’ve gotten lazy during this whole Jodi Arias Trial. All I really had to do was put up a daily update and sit back and wait for folks to show up and discuss it to death in the comments. I suspect that a lot of my sources are busy with the trial […]
Ana Quinococes Talks About the Real Housewives of Miami Reunion, Once More With Feeling
Ana Quincoceses Bravo blog about the reunion is very enlightening. It’s well-known that Bravo likes to have a target at certain filming events and the reunion is never an exception. It seems this season, the target turned the tables. Sadly, the Purveyors of Pop are fans of people like Thomas Kramer and Joe Francis so they […]
RHOM Reunion Finale Recap
SIGH. WordPress ate my first paragraph. And the photo. I honestly can’t even remember what it was about. Stupid WordPress. Oh I remember Lea jumping up and yelling at Ana about some minor bit of nothing. Lea loved to jump up and point her finger at Ana a lot this episode. Lots of boring hashing […]
Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Two Divorces, Two Engagements and Some Plastic Surgery.
It’s already time for the season finale of the Real Housewives of Miami? I feel like we just started. Plus, I’m having some sort of emotional girl mess today. Whatever. I am going in. The weather in Bimini looks a lot like what we had here in Atlanta today without the beautiful ocean views and the […]
Real Housewives of Miami Blog About “The Karent Trap” and Lea Black
There was a lot of interesting information in the Real Housewives of Miami Bravo blogs this week. So much so that I don’t exactly know where to begin. I think I’ll start with Alexia. We all know by now that there are way more staged scenes than real ones involved with filming these reality shows. […]
Real Housewives of Miami Recap: “Lea”ve Me Alone!
Okay, now that I have had my Howie Mandel fix, I am ready to recap The Real Housewives of Miami. Let’s make this quick and dirty like a Joanna Krupa blowjob in a movie theater, shall we? Already the help is disturbed. I feel like we missed something. The editing picks up the next morning. […]
Real Housewives of Miami: A Stormy Night in Bimini
I always love a good housewives trip and tonight on the Real Housewives of Miami, the ladies are off to Bimini for the weekend. I have been consistent since the season began that I am not fond of Karent. However, tonight I suspect I’m going to feel a bit sorry for her as the plan […]
Real Housewives of Miami: Parental Discretion Advised
And here we go with Real Housewives of Miami… James/Elaine comes to Lea’s son’s birthday party (Because why? Oh I know, because s/he can’t miss a moment of camera time) dragging Lisa Pliner in his wake for back-up. Lisa, who is also looking for some airtime. spits her lines out immediately by trashing Marysol. Nothing keeps you […]
A Recap for my Favorite Followers of RHOM
Oh lord, supposedly Mama Elsa doesn’t know that Elaine is a man. WAIT WHUT? I backed it up three times and Lea is saying Marysol lost HER job because she didn’t support James. So this figures into what I read about Elaine working somewhere after Marysol saying it wasn’t a good idea and then Marysol lost the […]
Tonight’s RHOM: A Lot of Queen and a Little Peen
I am so excited for tonight’s Real Housewives of Miami episode and for tonight’s Watch What Happen’s Live. Here’s why. Tonight’s episode was filmed way back in early April at the Star Island home of Donald and Lisa Pliner. Sidenote: They sold their house for $17million and moved to L.A. shortly after filming. Donald is a shoe […]
Thoughts on Lea Black’s Jewelry, oh and RHOM
These houses on Real Housewives of Miami are just stunning. I think I want to move in with Alexia. I know I don’t want to hear a rehash of the Botox for Brains Brawl. Sadly I am hearing two versions at once. I predict I will hear at least three more versions before the episode […]
Tonight, On a Very Special Episode of Real Housewives of Miami…
Come on people. Are you really not going to watch this with me?
Joe Francis Claims to Have Slept With Both Krupa Sisters on Tonight’s RHOM
Real Housewives of Miami has been on for ten minutes and I am just now starting the blog. So far we are getting ready for the big lingerie party with the slap heard round the world. Adrianna told most of the others that Karent gave an interview to the lovely Lesley Abravanel of the Miami Herald saying that […]
Real Housewives of Miami Mini-Recap Plus Joanna Krupa Nekkid
I did watch Real Housewives of Miami last night but I am under the weather and didn’t feel like posting a recap. There were only a couple of memorable scenes anyway. I was expecting to get angry with Elaine Lancaster for fighting with Mama Elsa, but really that scene was not a big deal. Mama […]
Real Housewives of Miami Premiere; I’ve Chosen Sides
I am going to attempt a blog about the premiere of the Real Housewives of Miami, but if and when the live feeds for Big Brother come back on, I will lose all focus. I love Ana immediately. Karent is annoying me already. I was expecting to like her. I hope she is not on the […]