Y’all, breaking my Twitter addiction has made me move on to Instagram and man that place is addicting! I am never going to get any posts up! I have so many things to report it is hard to know where to start. I may do a potpourri of things I found out on IG today […]
Bethenny Tries To Tell Aviva That Production Doesn’t Encourage Drinking
It would seem pretty obvious that production strongly encourages the housewives to drink. You rarely see them at a shoot at a place that does not serve alcohol. Since the ladies don’t pay for their drinks, they rarely turn down the opportunity for a free one. If you have eyes that communicate to a brain, […]
Here Is How The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Works: An Abridged History
It occurred to me yesterday as I spent five and a half hours getting a haircut and some highlights (I look fabulous but Jesus Christ on a cracker, how do these housewives abide sitting for hours with a chair while people fuck with their hair and makeup?) it occurred to me that a lot of commenters […]
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 6 Episode 5 Recap: “Munchausen By Proxy for Friends”
By Ben C We start out the episode with Kyle “working” at her store, Kyle by Alene Too. Lisa Rinna stops by to shop. Mauricio promised Lisa (as a birthday gift) she could pop in the store and pick out whatever she wanted, charged to his account. Lisa brings up the fact she also once […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Season One Uncensored
Okay what fresh hell is this Bravo? Are we really going to have a show about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season One? It appears we are. I’m in. But this had better be good. Well, we begin straight off with Kim’s alcoholism. On the last day of filming, they were at a huge […]
Oh HAIL NOE. Nene On a RHOBH Set?
Nene has taken her ripped jeans to Malibu where she went to dinner with the RHOBH last night. Is that Lisa Rinna in the background being interviewed by a cameraman or am I just looking to hard. Kyle posted the above picture on her Instagram. It seems she has wormed her way into a […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 1 Recap: The Lyin’
It’s kind of ironic that some of my favorite people are Brandiloons. It’s even more ironic that my oldest and dearest Brandiloon has a) Given up alcohol for Lent …and stuck with it unlike me and (2) Is claiming she is not going to watch the reunion. I would suggest that she, and all of […]
WWHL With Adrienne, Taylor and Camille
Andy thinks the Dutch boy is hot. He also thinks that Brandi’s slap was playful. He probably should not rely to heavily on his thinking. Andy brings up the drama about the Palm Springs house. Because, why not. Andy says that Adrienne is such a sensitive caring person Andy says the sisters had not spoken […]
WWHL With Camille Grammer, Adrienne Maloof & Taylor Armstrong
Really? Has it come to this? The thirst is real y’all. Y’all know I am obsessed with the seating order. For the record, Camille got first chair followed by Adrienne and then Taylor. The drinking word is Brandi. Let’s hope they say it zero times. The game was Hot Po-Titties where they had to try […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Premier (Recap)
I’m so excited. I am have a few technical issues but I am up and running with some twine and duct tape! I loved all the openings. I’m going to let you guys capture them for me in comments if you don’t mind because I know this is going to be a hard one to […]
Was Russell Armstrong Murdered?
According to a TMZ Exclusive, Russell’s father Louie has been saying since Russell’s death in 2011 that it was not a suicide. TMZ reports that Louie has filed court documents requesting the autopsy photos of Russell be released to him so that an independent medical examiner can review the case. The autopsy report (warning graphic […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Secrets Revealed
Just when we though we could put this show to bed for the season, Bravo tacks on a “Secrets Revealed” episode. As we all know by now, there will be no secrets revealed. It’s just more reunion. Kim says that she and Brandi “just click.” I am not sure she knows what that means. Those […]
Kandi Burruss and Taylor Armstrong Both Got Married Yesterday!
Kandi Burruss is now Kandi Tucker as she and Todd finally made it down the aisle yesterday at Le Fais do-do (that’s doh doh !), a special events facility in Atlanta. Quotes abound from Kandi about how happy she is to be married to her best friend. It seems that Mama Joyce was properly sedated and did […]
Farrah Abraham “Wrote” An Erotic Triology About Her Porno
Look, I’ve been ignoring the insanity that I just typed in the title for quite some time. I felt bad for Farrah on Couples Therapy. Especially since she did not actually receive any therapy. Farrah is broken and we should treat her like I treated Amanda Bynes and just not throw a spotlight on her […]
Couples Therapy Interview Round-Up With Wendy Williams and Bethenny
Today we have two interviews with cast from this seasons Couple Therapy. First John Gosselin on Wendy Williams and then, Taylor and John on Bethenny. This should be good. John comes out without Liz. Oh. She’s sick. Wendy doesn’t seem to know enough about what is going on with Couples Therapy to ask the right […]
Taylor Armstrong Responds To Couples Therapy Outburst Episode
Taylor Armstrong sent out two tweets last night about last night’s Couples Therapy episode and she was NOT pleased. She was also full of excuses about her behavior. There were zero apologies. First she says “they” promised her “no editing.” Because THAT happens on reality shows. Really? She thought they would just run raw footage […]
Taylor Armstrong Weighs In on Brandi’s Feud With Joanna
Taylor Armstrong is SCREAMING for relevancy and BEGGING to be on any reality show she can get. So she will be on the upcoming season of Couples Therapy with John Whatshisname with the likes of the other John Whatshisname from John and Kate Plus 8 and that one Teen Mom who makes butt sex porn. […]
Real Housewives Before Surgery
Wow, check out this picture from People Magazine that Luann posted on twitter today. Only Sonja Morgan looks like she used to look. Thoughts?
Taylor Armstrong is Engaged
So Taylor Armstrong is officially engaged to her lawyer. Whatever. But I have a ton of questions. Is he divorced yet? But more importantly, this exclusive news was brought to us by E! Online. E! is part of NBCu just like Bravo. Taylor is no longer on RHOBH. So why did E! do this super exclusive […]
Alyce Laviolette Sought Emergency Medical Care Due to Social Media Attacks
It seems that Alyce is not exactly living in a bubble when it comes to all of the attacks on her personally and professionally on social media. Edited: The author of this article, Michael Kiefer, originally published this piece in The Republic which was picked up by USA Today. I am changing the link to go […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills SECRETS REVEALED!
What secrets could possibly be left for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to reveal? Do we even want to know? Brandi’s Secrets: 1. Brandy says that her Oscars dress fit when she tried it on but she didn’t try it on the night before. When she got there it took four people to get […]
Kim’s Blog Where She Discusses “The Pillow”
Kim has a belated blog post about the RHOBH reunion. It’s um… well. I am not even going to try to comment on it. I will leave that to you guys. I am including the two most interesting parts. First, she tries to defend the shit stained pillow. Speaking of the pillow, the original Kim’s pillow […]
It’s Time for Bravo Upfronts! Housewives Spoiler Alert!
Tonight Andy has 99 problems and they are all bitches, it’s called the Bravo upfronts! It seems like just yesterday that Sheree Whitfield got fired just before the Bravo Upfronts. But in reality that was a full year ago. Last year at this time, the upfronts party was televised on WWHL. That was a straight up […]
Recap of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 2
We start the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 2 with the ending of the accusations from part one that Yolanda was trash talking Lisa. Lisa says she trusts Yolanda and that her trust with Kyle has been broken and will need to be repaired. This does not sit well with Kyle. The topic […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Part One Recap
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion begins with Andy telling everyone that Adrienne is not longer with us. I love how he says that her last act as a housewife is being a chickenshit. Lisa says that if you sign up to be on a reality show you can’t then sue when someone brings things up about […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Finale Recap
This episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is going to be fabulous if for no other reason than it is Adrienne Maloof’s last episode! I love Yolanda. Jennifer goes and drags Marisa back over to Brandi and Yolanda (and Lisa) to finish the conversation. Brandi tells Marisa that rather than putting her husband down by […]
Real Houswives of Beverly Hills Recap: Faye Froths At the Mouth
YAY! It’s time for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I believe this is the finale. Which sucks because RHOBH is my favorite these days. Lisa is getting ready for her vow renewal. Lisa and Brandi are going to get massages and dish on Adrienne. Adrienne is having another one of her sponsored parties that she gets […]
Yolanda Foster Discusses Her Chronic Lyme Disease and Her Friendship With Kim and Kyle
In this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Blogs we find out that Yolanda is not really feeling the Richards sisters. Of all the housewives blogs, Yolanda has been spectacular about being very blunt with her points of view. It seems clear from reading the blogs that in the absence of Adrienne, Kyle will be […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Back to La La Land
On this week’s The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, we get our final glimpse of Paris as the girls take a cruise on the Seine. I can’t get over how cold and windy it was in Paris in July! At least they seemed to have packed lots of jackets and long sleeves. Yolanda gives Brandi […]
RHOBH Recap: If It Has the Real Head of a Duck, It’s a Duck!
And we are back in Paris for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills trip. It occurs to me that in all my trips to Paris, I am not sure I have ever walked down any of the stairs and walked at the river level. I guess I must have. I remember in the Spring of […]
UPDATED: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Films Today
Rumors abound over who will and will not be showing up to film the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion today. We know for sure that Marisa and Camille were not invited by Bravo based on tweets by Marisa. Wow. Even Pam got to make a little cameo on part three of the reunion last […]
Recap: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Go to Paris
It’s time for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to go to Paris. I love Paris! I haven’t been there in three years and it is time to go back. I am having to rewrite this paragraph because WordPress ate it. Essentially what happened was Kim and Kyle went to a little intervention with Taylor […]
Taylor’s Blogs Are Interesting Lately
Y’all remember how I loved to translate Teresa Giudice’s blogs and out her ghost writer? No? Well check out the Alice in Wonderland blog here, it was my favorite. Look, I get that not all of the housewives are particularly literate, and some are just not writers. However, it is always amusing when they […]