I remember reading a lot about Mohammed Hadid’s building permit issues on a property he was developing in Bel Air. I remember the photos of the huge structure that looks sort of like a gigantic spaceship from Star Wars. I remember writing a story about it and a commenter pointing out to me that this […]
Okay This Is What Dorit Posted On Instagram Tonight
Who is watching #rhobh tonight?! 🙋🏼🥂😘 A post shared by Dorit Kemsley (@doritkemsley) on Mar 7, 2017 at 6:06pm PST All I could thing of was creepy PK taking the photo. Then I thought about Kyle’s tagline about spotting a fake. Dear LORD if anything good at all happens from the Trump presidency It […]
The Case About Joanna Krupa’s Lady Garden Continues To Stink Up Miami Courtroom
There has been no shortage of ridiculous lawsuits brought by housewives over the years. Sheree Whitfield spends a lot of time suing people but Joanna Krupa may have her beat in the frivolous lawsuit department. I’ve been watching the smelly vagina case starring Joanna’s Krupa’s lady bits who are offended that Brandi Glanville said here […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: PUSSY CONTROL
A lot of things that we read in this world are made up. A LOT. Things like the phrase “May you live in interesting times.” is some sort of ancient Chinese curse. It is not. And a president saying it is in a speech doesn’t make it any more true. However, we do live […]
Lisa Vanderpump Slaps Back At Brandi Glanville In Deposition For Joanna Krupa Case
It’s been a few days since we have discussed a housewife’s vagina in detail; but sadly, it’s time to do just that once again. There are updates in the infamous Joanna Krupa’s vagina smells like fish controversy. I can never write about this without stating that this is the most ridiculous case ever filed […]
Mohammed and His Fiancée, Shiva Safai Have Dinner at Pump
Yolanda Hadid is not going to be happy about Mohammed’s choice of dining establishments Sunday night. Mohammed and fiancée, Shiva Safai stepped out for an evening spent at Pump with their pal Lisa Vanderpump. Shiva looks lovely with her new darker hair. In fact she looks a lot like Bella! It doesn’t seem that […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Secrets Revealed
Technical Note: I THINK the mobile device commenting issue may be fixed. I’ve been working on it all day. I hope it works, but let me know either way. It seems that the mobile plugins (and other stuff) on JetPack revert to the default settings when there is a major WordPress Update and I have […]
RHOBH Reunion Part 3 Recap: Apologies Not Included
I am once again very behind because I thought this was coming on at 9 p.m. Did they move it for Below Deck Mediterranean? I can’t wait for the new Below Deck. But first we have to get through this. We begin with LVP’s dramatic revelation of being in an abusive relationship. Andy thinks it is […]
RHOBH Reunion Part 2 Recap: So Many Feels!
Once again, I have blocked this hot mess of a season out of my mind. With three franchises of housewives going, we all seem to be suffering from housewives fatigue. The RHOBH however are not fatigued at all. LVP has taken time away from her pet cause of regulating the dietary habits of a […]
Here Is How The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Works: An Abridged History
It occurred to me yesterday as I spent five and a half hours getting a haircut and some highlights (I look fabulous but Jesus Christ on a cracker, how do these housewives abide sitting for hours with a chair while people fuck with their hair and makeup?) it occurred to me that a lot of commenters […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Dubai Daze
Last week’s episode of RHOBH was probably my all time favorite with all of the ladies except the one with Chronic Lymenopause hanging out in luxury suites at the Atlantis Hotel on The Palm in Dubai. When else would we ever get to see the inside of a 40,000 dollar a night 10,000 plus square […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Gearing Up For Dubai!
Tonight is going to be a night of weirdness. Yolanda Did you know that Yolanda has a daughter named Gigi who is a model? Well, she called right at her call time so that Yolanda could remind us all on the air. Yolanda then calls David to ask for help writing her speech for her […]
Lisa Vanderpump Attempts to Placate Mohamed And Mend Friendship
It seems a lot of you didn’t really see what I saw in the Instagram message from Mohamed. Mohamed was clearly pissed that Lisa had outed his private conversation on national TV. It was clear when Lisa said it, she knew she should not have. It as clear by Mohamed’s first Instagram comment he was […]
Let’s Talk About Yolanda’s Bravo Blog (s)…
Before I plunge into this, here is a blind item that CDAN posted today. I’ve heard rumors that the lucative site was recently sold, but not sure about that. So take the blinds with a grain of salt. “Arguably the second most famous person in this celebrity/reality family told a couple of people at […]
Yolanda Fights Back After RHOBH Episode With New Sick Selfie With Bella
yolandahfoster ️Watching my babies struggle in silence in order to support me in my journey has struck the deepest core of hopelessness inside of me, it is because of them that I continue to fight relentlessly……. I will not allow them to live a life of pain and suffering……. I will prevail and walk to […]
Mohamed Hadid Is TOTALLY Pissed At Lisa Vanderpump!
After tonight’s RHOBH aired on the east coast, Mohamed took to Instagram to make the statement about the show, which he had clearly been informed about the minute Yolanda got her screener this week. If you read here regularly, you already knew he was pissed when you ready this post. But on tonight’s episode […]
Did Mohamed Cut Ties With Lisa Vanderpump?
On this week’s episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Lisa Vanderpump appears in the previews to say that Mohammed has told her that his kids with Yolanda do not have Lyme Disease. While we are not certain if it was an editing trick or an actual event, rumors abound that Mo and Pinky’s […]
David Foster Finally Had Enough of Extravagant Treatments, Blind Item Claims
The above picture was posted two days ago. There is so much wrong with this photo. What type of sick people take selfies with their doctors and post them to the Internet? Even in today’s selfie crazed society, when is THAT normal behavior. And when have you ever been in an exam room with fifty […]
Yolanda Foster Officially Files For Divorce and Asks For Spousal Support
Yesterday Yolanda posted the above photo of her blowing out her birthday candles. Today, she filed for divorce from David Foster. Yolanda is the person who is doing the official filing for divorce. In the filing, that TMZ reports occurred today, Yolanda claims they have only been separated for two months. She is requesting spousal […]
Thoughts on Yolanda and David Foster…
Can I just talk to you guys about David Foster for a moment. I love getting links from you guys and I have gotten many this week about how David Foster is somehow pissed that Yo’s kids are doing well in the modeling industry. (Expect to see Anwar on the come up soon.) It’s all […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Tuscany!
First of all for some reason this is showing up as a TWO HOUR SHOW on my DVR. That can’t possibly be true. I am going to guess that it is at most an hour and a half with half and hour of WWHL with Lisa Rinna at the end. I currently really don’t have […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Season One Uncensored
Okay what fresh hell is this Bravo? Are we really going to have a show about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season One? It appears we are. I’m in. But this had better be good. Well, we begin straight off with Kim’s alcoholism. On the last day of filming, they were at a huge […]
Tea From My Inbox on RHOA, Vanderpump Rules, RHOBH
Good Morning! Well okay, it’s morning somewhere and one of those places is Tamara Land. Tamara Land is very near to I Don’t Give A Fuck Land, that glorious country ruled by Chay. We share similar philosophies and governing rules. Currently, it remains hot as fuck in Tamara Land, it’s 80 degrees in the majority […]
Brandi Glanville Loses Her Request to Have Joanna Krupa’s Lawsuit Dismissed
In case you missed it, Joanna Krupa has filed a defamation lawsuit against Brandi Glanville for comments Brandi made on Watch What Happens Live on November 11, 2013. Click here to see the hysterical letter Brandi received from Joanna’s lawyers. I just can’t imagine suing someone for saying that you slept with someone who […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 1 Recap: The Lyin’
It’s kind of ironic that some of my favorite people are Brandiloons. It’s even more ironic that my oldest and dearest Brandiloon has a) Given up alcohol for Lent …and stuck with it unlike me and (2) Is claiming she is not going to watch the reunion. I would suggest that she, and all of […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: “Welcome to Amsterdam?”
We begin with Yolanda’s scavenger hunt. I assume that is one of her shakes from home she is drinking? I wonder what is in there! Camille Grammer shows up for the race! Yolanda claims she did not make up the teams. No one wants to be on Brandi’s team (except Kim). The scavenger hunt […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: I’ve Had Enough Teenagers On This Show
I can already tell this one is going to be later than usual because it’s nuts here in real life. But the show must go on, God willing and the Internet holds out. Why do people in LA wear winter caps in the summer? IDGI. Lisa Rinna Lisa’s mother had a stroke and her father has […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Hi, it’s me, Tamara. I’ll be your blogger for the evening but I just had a heavy conversation and completely forgot to set up the technical crap for this blog. So apologies in advance for sucking. And newbies can not waste their time telling me how poorly written is. 🙂 So I had an extra […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Premier (Recap)
I’m so excited. I am have a few technical issues but I am up and running with some twine and duct tape! I loved all the openings. I’m going to let you guys capture them for me in comments if you don’t mind because I know this is going to be a hard one to […]
Gigi Hadid Debuts in Boyfriend Cody’s Simpson’s Latest Music Video, Surfboard
Cody Simpson, the 17-year-old crooner from down under, may have been prematurely booted from #DWTS last night, but he’s riding high today, releasing his Surfboard video in the wake of his DWTS publicity. His 19-year-old cradle robbing girlfriend Gigi Hadid stars in the sexy but not raunchy video set mainly on the beach.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Recap Part One
Reunions are super hard to recap. I am going to try to avoid transcribing and just share some random thoughts on the over all fights. We start with the whole Puerto Rico situation. Everyone says that it was hard to relive the Puerto Rico. Brandi says that she and Lisa have not spoken since Puerto […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Kids Are Alright
Back in Puerto Rico the witches coven is having an early meeting . Carlton would be so sad that she missed this. Everyone has convicted Lisa of the crime of telling Brandi to pack her tabloids for the Palms Springs trip months ago. Even Joyce and Michael are joining in on the conviction. Lisa and Ken […]
RHOBH Cast Shakeup Rumors
Y’all have been asking me in emails (thank you) if the rumors here and there about Joyce and Carlton being axed from RHOBH are true. I can’t answer that because nothing has happened yet with contracts. What I can tell you is that Lisa Vanderpump and Yolanda Foster are not campaigning TOGETHER for anything. I […]