I feel like I start this post about RHOBH every year about this time. It’s time for my annual Eileen Davidson meltdown where I worry that she is not coming back. Then she ends up back on my TV and I’ve worried for nothing. So let me walk you through the source of my anxiety […]
Lisa Rinna And Lisa Vanderpump Have Something In Common: Video Vixens!
I have to admit, Andy Cohen’s Now and Then is pretty damn good. You should be watching it. It’s not the kind of thing that lends itself to recaps, because it’s a talk show. But there are lots of housewives and other throwback stars from years gone by on it. This week we learned that […]
Lisa Rinna and Dorit Argue On Social Media About Using The Powder Room
Okay, last night on WWHL with…Lea Michelle and I already forget who…at the very end of the show, they mentioned that Rinna and Dorit were going at it on Brad Goreski’s Instagram. Why Brad’s Instagram? Well, apparently Brad is friends with Rinna. Brad asked Rinna on his IG via a gif similar to the photo […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 3: The Bunny Gets A New Home
Tonight we have to go through some more bunny business. So let’s get straight to that. Annnnnnd of course we have to replay the whole stupid scene again. Andy and Kyle seem to think this is hilarious. Andy just wants to be sure he gets the bunny for the clubhouse. If Kim was so afraid […]
Andy Cohen and Ryan Murphy Weigh In On BunnyGate Before RHOBH Tonight
E! News recently interviewed both Ryan Murphy and Andy Cohen about bunnygate and Ryan was steadfastly on Team Rinna. The NBCu news outlet suggested using the housewives as the basis of an upcoming season of either Feud or American Horror Story and threw out some great ideas like, Feud: Jill and Bethenny and American Horror […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 2: A Whole Lot of Nothing
Most nights it feels like I have just recapped the previous week’s show. But for some reason, I had no memory of the first part of the reunion until I started pulling photos. It feels like a lifetime between this episode and the last one. We already know the big moment of tonight’s episode when […]
Kim Richards Makes Things Awkward at the RHOBH Reunion, AGAIN.
I’ve just come to the end of my rope with Kim Richards. I think that she is just to broken, and has been since she was a child to ever recover. She claims she is doing great, but clearly she has missed a whole lot of steps in her recovery. She REALLY needs to […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 1: PantyGate and British Humor Redux
If you’ve been reading Tamara Tattles for a while, you’ve probably noticed that my opinions on the housewives shows and the housewives themselves change from season to season. This season of RHOBH has been a lot more fun to recap than RHOA. As this season comes to a close, I’m going to miss it a […]
RHOBH Three Part Finale Schedule Where At LEAST Three People Cry…
I am trying to get through all of my email from last week. There seemed to be a whole lot of it I kept to deal with later. One of some of those things were all of the PR notices for Bravo. If you missed the post on the FOUR!!! part RHOA reunion, you can […]
RHOBH Season 7 Report Card: Who Delivered, Who Deserves The Dumpster?
Guest Post by Jacques My pal Jacques, entertainment writer extraordinaire from down under, graciously offered to write a guest piece on RHOBH for us, and I happily accepted! Beverly Hills is far from my favourite Real Housewives city these days, but somehow it manages to get under my skin like no other. I felt some serious […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Finale: Diamonds Under Pressure
It seems like April the Giraffe has either had or is about to have her calf and of course this happened right at 9 p.m. so I am a bit scattered. This is the finale party and everyone seems to be there so we are in for a full hour of fighting. But first, LVP […]
And Now, A Musical Starring Kathy Griffin, Lisa Rinna And Colton Haynes!
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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: From Dogs To Diamonds
We begin this episode back in Hong Kong and end it at Lisa Vanderpump’s Diamonds and Rosé party. If you just checked out last week’s recap once, you probably missed A LOT of comments. You might want to get caught up here. Now back to the dinner brawl… Tonight’s coke in the bathroom scene seems a […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Big Buddha Brawl
Here at the ghetto shack lights are flickering, we have high winds, huge hail and lightning. It seems to be sort of going around my actual shack by a few blocks so I think I will likely live long enough to finish this recap as long as a tree doesn’t fall on me. So on […]
WWHL With Lisa Rinna And Adam Pally
On Tuesday night’s show NYC was still pretending to be snowed in by Stella, who by most accounts was not nearly as bad as predicted, so Andy is in a onesie and they are having a pajama party. Adam is in a pea coat and winter hat. On the live ad for the show during […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Hong Kong Phooey!
I had planned to skip the usual boring packing scenes in tonight’s recap. And then I remembered Erika. Erika with the lookbooks and glam squad and stylist collaborations. Rinna has QVC so she is only going for a couple of days. It annoys me that we are pretending this is an LVP save the dogs […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Looks
💃🏻 A post shared by Lisa Rinna (@lisarinna) on Mar 9, 2017 at 9:39pm PST While the rest of the world was celebrating women’s empowerment and lifting up other women yesterday, Andy Cohen gathered up the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for their annual fight club event know as the reunion. After all the bitching […]
RHOBH Reunion Seating Chart
I was busy with real life on Thursday but wanted to get this up before falling into bed. The seating chart for the reunion has been released and it’s quite interesting. Rinna managed to snag LVP’s seat and throw her onto an entirely different couch, second chair to Kyle. It’s clear that Andy has lost a […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Sweet Georgia Jayne
It’s Tuesday night, the busiest TV night of the week, and I’m excited for RHOBH! I’m pretty sure we are starting with dueling Ferrari scenes, one with Erika and one with Kyle but don’t yell at me if I am wrong. I am not someone who is impressed with expensive cars. Erika joins Eileen for […]
Why Does Lisa Vanderpump Insert Herself Into Every Single Drama?
Not much happening today so I suppose it’s time to do some purple penning. I have a little bit of RHONY news but not really anything earth shattering. So let’s start with LVP and whatever she is squawking about this week. Now let us begin to understand exactly what has transpired here as we delve […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Cake Therapy
Who is ready to spend another hour talking about Kim’s sobriety? Well too bad. Because I am pretty sure that is what is going to happen tonight. So make it a double and get settled in. Eileen Erika Jayne drops by to catch Eileen up on the Project Angel Food event she missed because of […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Feeding A Need
Okay, let’s try this again. It seems that the first minute of the show was cut off because I tape so many shows on Tuesday. LVP We are starting with Vanderpump buying a $630,000 home for Max. It’s a fixer upper so she will be dumping a lot into renovations. I find it insane […]
Lisa Rinna’s Blog Doesn’t Really Seem To Own It
I’ve tried to start a purple pen for any of the RHOBH blogs this week, and I really don’t have a lot to add. I feel like all the blogs are basically saying give it a few weeks and everyone will have a different point of view about the Rinna situation. So talking about it […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Backed Into A Corner
Before we get started tonight, we need to talk about Eden. I’ve been following her Instagram and she’s kind of batshit. I can’t quite put my finger on it. It’s someone similar to my drunk tweets, but she’s sober. She says weird things and there is always, #EdensLoveStory among the myriad hashtags. Even when the […]
Lisa Rinna Has A Lot To Say This Week, And So Do I #PurplePen
Rinna’s Bravo blog this week was very long and there was a lot to address. So let’s get right to it. Now, let’s revisit Game Night. All of the unnecessary drama that unfolded could have 100% been avoided if Kim had not inserted herself into our conversation. Everything was going great that night until Kim […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Hostile Hacienda
This episode is starting out promising. We are already packing for the trip to Punta Mita. It sounds like Rinna and Eilleen will be flying down a day behind everyone because Delilah is walking in NY Fashion week. First Eden gets to see LVP’s closet. I would like to point out it is miles above […]
Eden Sassoon Prepares To Foist All The Blame For Her Behavior On Lisa Rinna
A couple of weeks ago, I started a recap off saying that I wish Eden was a full time housewife. Someone on Twitter said they stopped reading after that statement. I sent her back to read the whole post because by the end, I was OVER Eden. In Eden’s Bravo blog this week, she blames […]
WWHL With Eileen Davidson and Lisa Rinna
These two women look incredible. Rinna is in a jumpsuit just for Andy with some really racy cutouts! Rinna and Eileen both RAVE about how much fun they had at the Great Gatsby Party. They danced the night away. Andy makes sure to play a dramatic disco version of Kim trying to get down the […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Harry’s Meat And Eden’s Mouth
I just got finished watching The Wall, on NBC. It’s just a simple game show but it was such and emotional roller coaster tonight. So I’m hoping that there is some levity on this episode, even though I know The Great Gatsby party is going to be emotional. Check out the real time report and […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Blades, A Bag of Pills And Boy George
I am hoping we get to spend a lot of time in Mykonos tonight, but according to the TV guide, we are going to have to endure more speculation about Kim’s lack of sobriety. Here is my real time coverage of Mykonos. Mykonos Erika and Kyle are preparing for the big show. Erika is […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: XXpensive
It’s time for the next episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Everything in life seems like a blurry blip in time since the last time we came together for this. I am quite behind in getting started and very slow-witted tonight, but I shall plod forward in a sloth like pace. I am looking […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Game Night Again…Snorting Meth In the Bathroom?
Do you even snort meth? I dunno. My party drugging days are long gone, but last time we had a game night Brandi was on crutches and Kim was spending A LOT of time in the bathroom. If I had a couple lines of coke, I would totally do them right now. I’ve been sort […]
RHOBH Blogs Get the #PurplePen : To Grieve or Not To Grieve
One of the reasons why I don’t purple pen so much anymore is because most franchises don’t have the actual housewives writing their blogs. In the past, they have written their own perhaps with someone to look it over, but it was in their tone, and their thoughts. Then the dumb ones got ghostwriters, but […]