Glass Houses is a drama centered on Anisa Shattenkirk-Glass, who opens her own real estate that directly competes for the Beverly Hills luxury real estate clients of her former employer who happens to be her mother-in-law. That doesn’t sound like Kyle at all. It sounds like Maurico. Anisa’s mother-in-law, Dahlia dominates the high end market in […]
What Did Dorit Kemsley Say To Make Lisa Vanderpump Cry?
I don’t know who this young lady is who posted the photo on her IG last night, but I need her to be a Tamara Tatttles spy. The RHOBH have been filming for several weeks now and have just returned from a cast trip to NYC for fashion week. During that week, Rinna guys and […]
Bethenny Frankel On WWHL, And Her “Mother” Bernadette Calling Her a Moron
When I turned on the computer this morning, I got the purple screen of death. Whether I wanted it or not Windows 10 was updating some new program that I do not use. The purple screen of death told me, “this may take a while.” For an excruciating hour I saw my laptop restart four […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 3: The Bunny Gets A New Home
Tonight we have to go through some more bunny business. So let’s get straight to that. Annnnnnd of course we have to replay the whole stupid scene again. Andy and Kyle seem to think this is hilarious. Andy just wants to be sure he gets the bunny for the clubhouse. If Kim was so afraid […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 2: A Whole Lot of Nothing
Most nights it feels like I have just recapped the previous week’s show. But for some reason, I had no memory of the first part of the reunion until I started pulling photos. It feels like a lifetime between this episode and the last one. We already know the big moment of tonight’s episode when […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 1: PantyGate and British Humor Redux
If you’ve been reading Tamara Tattles for a while, you’ve probably noticed that my opinions on the housewives shows and the housewives themselves change from season to season. This season of RHOBH has been a lot more fun to recap than RHOA. As this season comes to a close, I’m going to miss it a […]
RHOBH Three Part Finale Schedule Where At LEAST Three People Cry…
I am trying to get through all of my email from last week. There seemed to be a whole lot of it I kept to deal with later. One of some of those things were all of the PR notices for Bravo. If you missed the post on the FOUR!!! part RHOA reunion, you can […]
WWHL With Kyle Richards and Sarah Michelle Gellar
Sorry for the long delay on this, especially for my Canadian friends who are mercifully spared from this program. The show aired on Tuesday of last week and Atlanta was under numerous varieties of storm watches the following day when I normally tackle WWHL. It’s time to see if I missed anything important. The drinking […]
RHOBH Season 7 Report Card: Who Delivered, Who Deserves The Dumpster?
Guest Post by Jacques My pal Jacques, entertainment writer extraordinaire from down under, graciously offered to write a guest piece on RHOBH for us, and I happily accepted! Beverly Hills is far from my favourite Real Housewives city these days, but somehow it manages to get under my skin like no other. I felt some serious […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Finale: Diamonds Under Pressure
It seems like April the Giraffe has either had or is about to have her calf and of course this happened right at 9 p.m. so I am a bit scattered. This is the finale party and everyone seems to be there so we are in for a full hour of fighting. But first, LVP […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: From Dogs To Diamonds
We begin this episode back in Hong Kong and end it at Lisa Vanderpump’s Diamonds and Rosé party. If you just checked out last week’s recap once, you probably missed A LOT of comments. You might want to get caught up here. Now back to the dinner brawl… Tonight’s coke in the bathroom scene seems a […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Big Buddha Brawl
Here at the ghetto shack lights are flickering, we have high winds, huge hail and lightning. It seems to be sort of going around my actual shack by a few blocks so I think I will likely live long enough to finish this recap as long as a tree doesn’t fall on me. So on […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Hong Kong Phooey!
I had planned to skip the usual boring packing scenes in tonight’s recap. And then I remembered Erika. Erika with the lookbooks and glam squad and stylist collaborations. Rinna has QVC so she is only going for a couple of days. It annoys me that we are pretending this is an LVP save the dogs […]
Eden Sassoon’s Incessant Hashtags Led Kyle Richards To Block Her on Twitter
Kyle Richards is one of the most forgiving housewives in Beverly Hills, but even she has her breaking point. In a recent interview with The Daily Dish in her dressing room just prior to the reunion, Kyle lets us know she has reached that point with Eden Sassoon. We’ve discussed that Eden’s social media behavior […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Looks
💃🏻 A post shared by Lisa Rinna (@lisarinna) on Mar 9, 2017 at 9:39pm PST While the rest of the world was celebrating women’s empowerment and lifting up other women yesterday, Andy Cohen gathered up the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for their annual fight club event know as the reunion. After all the bitching […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Sweet Georgia Jayne
It’s Tuesday night, the busiest TV night of the week, and I’m excited for RHOBH! I’m pretty sure we are starting with dueling Ferrari scenes, one with Erika and one with Kyle but don’t yell at me if I am wrong. I am not someone who is impressed with expensive cars. Erika joins Eileen for […]
Why Does Lisa Vanderpump Insert Herself Into Every Single Drama?
Not much happening today so I suppose it’s time to do some purple penning. I have a little bit of RHONY news but not really anything earth shattering. So let’s start with LVP and whatever she is squawking about this week. Now let us begin to understand exactly what has transpired here as we delve […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Cake Therapy
Who is ready to spend another hour talking about Kim’s sobriety? Well too bad. Because I am pretty sure that is what is going to happen tonight. So make it a double and get settled in. Eileen Erika Jayne drops by to catch Eileen up on the Project Angel Food event she missed because of […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Feeding A Need
Okay, let’s try this again. It seems that the first minute of the show was cut off because I tape so many shows on Tuesday. LVP We are starting with Vanderpump buying a $630,000 home for Max. It’s a fixer upper so she will be dumping a lot into renovations. I find it insane […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Backed Into A Corner
Before we get started tonight, we need to talk about Eden. I’ve been following her Instagram and she’s kind of batshit. I can’t quite put my finger on it. It’s someone similar to my drunk tweets, but she’s sober. She says weird things and there is always, #EdensLoveStory among the myriad hashtags. Even when the […]
Lisa Rinna Has A Lot To Say This Week, And So Do I #PurplePen
Rinna’s Bravo blog this week was very long and there was a lot to address. So let’s get right to it. Now, let’s revisit Game Night. All of the unnecessary drama that unfolded could have 100% been avoided if Kim had not inserted herself into our conversation. Everything was going great that night until Kim […]
WWHL With Kyle Richards and Brad Goreski
I have no idea why I am tired since I slept ALL DAYUM DAY. It was a cold wet, stormy day in the ATL, and I took full advantage playing hooky almost all day. Andy is full of compliments for Kyle. Because, rich. Not that she doesn’t look great, she does, but you know Andy. I […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Hostile Hacienda
This episode is starting out promising. We are already packing for the trip to Punta Mita. It sounds like Rinna and Eilleen will be flying down a day behind everyone because Delilah is walking in NY Fashion week. First Eden gets to see LVP’s closet. I would like to point out it is miles above […]
Is Kyle Going Too Easy On Eden? Enabling Her Even?
Pretty much all the blogs from the RHOBH ladies this week are about Kim. I don’t understand why, now that we got rid of Yolanda, we can’t get away from constantly discussing other people’s medical issues both real (Kim) and imagined (Yolanda). This week we had two incredible parties. Harry’s BBQ was lovely. Kyle’s party […]
Eden Sassoon Prepares To Foist All The Blame For Her Behavior On Lisa Rinna
A couple of weeks ago, I started a recap off saying that I wish Eden was a full time housewife. Someone on Twitter said they stopped reading after that statement. I sent her back to read the whole post because by the end, I was OVER Eden. In Eden’s Bravo blog this week, she blames […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Harry’s Meat And Eden’s Mouth
I just got finished watching The Wall, on NBC. It’s just a simple game show but it was such and emotional roller coaster tonight. So I’m hoping that there is some levity on this episode, even though I know The Great Gatsby party is going to be emotional. Check out the real time report and […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Blades, A Bag of Pills And Boy George
I am hoping we get to spend a lot of time in Mykonos tonight, but according to the TV guide, we are going to have to endure more speculation about Kim’s lack of sobriety. Here is my real time coverage of Mykonos. Mykonos Erika and Kyle are preparing for the big show. Erika is […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: XXpensive
It’s time for the next episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Everything in life seems like a blurry blip in time since the last time we came together for this. I am quite behind in getting started and very slow-witted tonight, but I shall plod forward in a sloth like pace. I am looking […]
Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Are Both The Housewives Still There?
I am just going to give y’all a place to chat tonight about Celebrity Apprentice. In the first competition the teams had to create a four photograph sales presentation for motorcycles. Kyle took her first turn as project manager and Carson Kressley took the lead for the guys. Carson posed nude on a bike, but […]
Housewives’ Birthdays….
Yesterday was Kyle Richard’s birthday. She seemed to be having a low key day home with the family and four dogs. It was also Marysol Patton’s 50th birthday. One of the RHOM favorites, she chose to have a small celebration at Palm Beverly Hills. She was joined by Nene Leakes, Reza Farahan, Mecedeh Javid, Gretchen […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Game Night Again…Snorting Meth In the Bathroom?
Do you even snort meth? I dunno. My party drugging days are long gone, but last time we had a game night Brandi was on crutches and Kim was spending A LOT of time in the bathroom. If I had a couple lines of coke, I would totally do them right now. I’ve been sort […]
Celebrity Apprentice: Fire Up That Chopper!
I got distracted in an online conversation and totally lost track of time and my DVR is all a mess, so I am going into this late and will try to get caught up. I have to say, two hours is one hour too long for a show like this. I’m going to focus […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Braggadocious Bogus Brittwit
Erika We are just getting started and we are still talking about Erika’s vagina. Erika is talking with one of the video dudes and then shows him the panties that Dorit gave her and tells the story. How much longer can this go on? I fear we really are going to talk about Erika’s vagina […]