Guest Post by Jacques My pal Jacques, entertainment writer extraordinaire from down under, graciously offered to write a guest piece on RHOBH for us, and I happily accepted! Beverly Hills is far from my favourite Real Housewives city these days, but somehow it manages to get under my skin like no other. I felt some serious […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Finale: Diamonds Under Pressure
It seems like April the Giraffe has either had or is about to have her calf and of course this happened right at 9 p.m. so I am a bit scattered. This is the finale party and everyone seems to be there so we are in for a full hour of fighting. But first, LVP […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: From Dogs To Diamonds
We begin this episode back in Hong Kong and end it at Lisa Vanderpump’s Diamonds and Rosé party. If you just checked out last week’s recap once, you probably missed A LOT of comments. You might want to get caught up here. Now back to the dinner brawl… Tonight’s coke in the bathroom scene seems a […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Sweet Georgia Jayne
It’s Tuesday night, the busiest TV night of the week, and I’m excited for RHOBH! I’m pretty sure we are starting with dueling Ferrari scenes, one with Erika and one with Kyle but don’t yell at me if I am wrong. I am not someone who is impressed with expensive cars. Erika joins Eileen for […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Cake Therapy
Who is ready to spend another hour talking about Kim’s sobriety? Well too bad. Because I am pretty sure that is what is going to happen tonight. So make it a double and get settled in. Eileen Erika Jayne drops by to catch Eileen up on the Project Angel Food event she missed because of […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Feeding A Need
Okay, let’s try this again. It seems that the first minute of the show was cut off because I tape so many shows on Tuesday. LVP We are starting with Vanderpump buying a $630,000 home for Max. It’s a fixer upper so she will be dumping a lot into renovations. I find it insane […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Backed Into A Corner
Before we get started tonight, we need to talk about Eden. I’ve been following her Instagram and she’s kind of batshit. I can’t quite put my finger on it. It’s someone similar to my drunk tweets, but she’s sober. She says weird things and there is always, #EdensLoveStory among the myriad hashtags. Even when the […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Harry’s Meat And Eden’s Mouth
I just got finished watching The Wall, on NBC. It’s just a simple game show but it was such and emotional roller coaster tonight. So I’m hoping that there is some levity on this episode, even though I know The Great Gatsby party is going to be emotional. Check out the real time report and […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: XXpensive
It’s time for the next episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Everything in life seems like a blurry blip in time since the last time we came together for this. I am quite behind in getting started and very slow-witted tonight, but I shall plod forward in a sloth like pace. I am looking […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Braggadocious Bogus Brittwit
Erika We are just getting started and we are still talking about Erika’s vagina. Erika is talking with one of the video dudes and then shows him the panties that Dorit gave her and tells the story. How much longer can this go on? I fear we really are going to talk about Erika’s vagina […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Going Commando
If I am ever asked on Jeopardy, what is the most common first letter of a reality show participant, clearly the answer is “K” and that doesn’t include any of the Kardashians. That is just the list in my categories and tags base. Can you list them all? I am looking forward to Erika’s shenanigans […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: PUSSY CONTROL
A lot of things that we read in this world are made up. A LOT. Things like the phrase “May you live in interesting times.” is some sort of ancient Chinese curse. It is not. And a president saying it is in a speech doesn’t make it any more true. However, we do live […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Secrets Revealed
Technical Note: I THINK the mobile device commenting issue may be fixed. I’ve been working on it all day. I hope it works, but let me know either way. It seems that the mobile plugins (and other stuff) on JetPack revert to the default settings when there is a major WordPress Update and I have […]
RHOBH Reunion Part 3 Recap: Apologies Not Included
I am once again very behind because I thought this was coming on at 9 p.m. Did they move it for Below Deck Mediterranean? I can’t wait for the new Below Deck. But first we have to get through this. We begin with LVP’s dramatic revelation of being in an abusive relationship. Andy thinks it is […]
RHOBH Reunion Part 2 Recap: So Many Feels!
Once again, I have blocked this hot mess of a season out of my mind. With three franchises of housewives going, we all seem to be suffering from housewives fatigue. The RHOBH however are not fatigued at all. LVP has taken time away from her pet cause of regulating the dietary habits of a […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion 2016 Part 1: Butt Pellets And Munchausen
I was more surprised than usual to see this show in my DVR tonight. I think I am getting old timers because every damn day I have no idea what I am supposed to recap until I look at what the DVR is going to record. At some point this week I forgot all […]
Here Is How The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Works: An Abridged History
It occurred to me yesterday as I spent five and a half hours getting a haircut and some highlights (I look fabulous but Jesus Christ on a cracker, how do these housewives abide sitting for hours with a chair while people fuck with their hair and makeup?) it occurred to me that a lot of commenters […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Do You Believe Pinky, or Everyone Else?
addiction I find it so difficult to understand the venom surrounding this show this season. It began with uncovering the layers of Yolanda’s illness. Before the season even aired, we had a lot of questions and doubts and concerns about what is going on with Yolanda. I have to agree with Lisa Rinna who says […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Goodbye Dubai
The ladies are picked up by the white Rolls Royces that The Dubai Mall sends to the fancy hotels to pick up rich American tourists. Oh how I love these Dubai episodes. If only these women would stop bitching. Erika in her car feels the same way. Pinky is already bitching about Eileen in the other car. […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Dubai Daze
Last week’s episode of RHOBH was probably my all time favorite with all of the ladies except the one with Chronic Lymenopause hanging out in luxury suites at the Atlantis Hotel on The Palm in Dubai. When else would we ever get to see the inside of a 40,000 dollar a night 10,000 plus square […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Lymes In The Sand
Tonight, we have to suffer through Yolanda’s ridiculous Lifetime Achievement Award for Suffering In Silence On Her Journey To The Center Of The Lyme. We start with Yolanda telling a makeup artist that she has not worn makeup in 11 months, no three years. Does she not know how ridiculous this sounds? And […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Gearing Up For Dubai!
Tonight is going to be a night of weirdness. Yolanda Did you know that Yolanda has a daughter named Gigi who is a model? Well, she called right at her call time so that Yolanda could remind us all on the air. Yolanda then calls David to ask for help writing her speech for her […]
Happy Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Day !
The women of Beverly Hills have been brawling for several hours now and still very few photos to speak of have emerged. Last I checked we had Andy and a seating chart. I’ll check again later. I got sidetrack trying to get code on another video I want to show you. But you know […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: “Objection, Your Honor!”
Tonight is the night that Kathryn gets kicked out of Erika’s dinner party. I believe that is the reason she deleted her social media accounts. I noticed a tweet from someone a moment ago that she has returned to live tweet tonight. I wish I could be doing about six things at once right how. […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: “Your lack of compassion is not a good look! ”
by Guest Contributor Ben C. It’s been a long few weeks, and I’m feeling higher than Kim Richards when she shoplifted from Target. On the bright side, RHOBH has been shaping up the past few weeks, and looks to only get better. Shoutout to T.T for keeping the radiator warm! Let her know in the […]
Exclusive Breaking News: Fire Department Returns to PUMP! This Time for Possible OD
EXCLUSIVE: Just two days after a small kitchen fire brought the fire department to PUMP, the firemen have returned again. My sources on the scene have informed that Fire and Rescue arrived just a short time ago. They are reporting that they heard someone inside of PUMP has apparently overdosed. The above photo was […]
Fire At PUMP! Fire Department Called To Lisa Vanderpump’s Newest Restaurant
There was a small kitchen fire at PUMP this morning and you would think it was a four alarm catastrophe with multiple deaths based on the photos. Ever the one to capitalize on any situation, Pinky apparently worked her TMZ magic to basically get free advertising for the joint out of the deal. There are […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Pinky Spills A Secret!
Tonight, I shall be filling in for Ben C who is bound and gagged and chained to his radiator indisposed at the moment due to going AWOL in the middle of writing his RHOP recap eating some bad oysters, may he RIP we expect him to make a full recovery. You just can’t get decent […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Things Are Starting To Get Good!
by Guest Contributor Ben C. We’re back in the Hamptons, and Kyle is prepping her pop-up shop (shoutout to Alene Too…where you at, girl??) for Bethenny’s book signing. Because it’s Bethenny, we can’t have a scene without a little product placement. Bethenny shows up and lets Kyle know she invited no one. To her own […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 6, Episode 7 Recap: “The A-Word”
Guest Contributor Ben Cole On RHOBH tonight, we pick back up right where we left off, at the “exclusive” white party in the Hamptons, for Lisa Vanderpump’s magazine cover release. Thanks to Teen Mom OG, we are able to get a clearer picture of what the party really was like from a non-Bravo viewpoint. All […]
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS – SEASON 6 EPISODE 6: “Toothless, Boobless, Brainless Wonder”
By Ben Cole Contributing Writer The Beverly Hills ladies are taking it cross-country this week, with a quick girls trip to the Hamptons. The past couple of episodes have been a running ad for NyQuil, so hopefully this trip picks things up a bit. We’ve got Lisa Vanderpump’s Bella Magazine cover-release party (yes, it’s […]
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 6 Episode 5 Recap: “Munchausen By Proxy for Friends”
By Ben C We start out the episode with Kyle “working” at her store, Kyle by Alene Too. Lisa Rinna stops by to shop. Mauricio promised Lisa (as a birthday gift) she could pop in the store and pick out whatever she wanted, charged to his account. Lisa brings up the fact she also once […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Pony Shows and Marital Woes
By Ben C HELLO BEVERLY HILLS! It’s time for my ladies from up the street and around the corner! Was it me or did this episode drag on for hours? I may be in the minority, but I’d like to see less filler & more wine throwing #JusticeForBrandi We open with Miniature-Horse-Gate round 2. […]