Ever since I posted about Eileen’s house being lost in the Woolsey fire in the original post, I have been checking in constantly on Camille’s house. It looked like, from what I could tell the houses directly on the beach like Camille’s were out of the woods. UPDATED! Eileen’s House survived the fire! I […]
Housewives In Malibu Are Evacuating Due To Fires
UPDATE: James Woods is doing a fabulous job coordinating thing son Twitter. Sadly Eileen’s house is completely gone. There are some massive fires in California again that have several housewives fleeing for their lives. Pretty much all of Malibu is evacuating now. Denise Richards posted “We love our community #malibu so devastating… taking us hours to […]
Which RHOBH Is Refusing To Take The Cast Photos With The Cast Today?
Y’all, breaking my Twitter addiction has made me move on to Instagram and man that place is addicting! I am never going to get any posts up! I have so many things to report it is hard to know where to start. I may do a potpourri of things I found out on IG today […]
Eileen Davidson Has Quit The Young And The Restless
I think we can write this story off to yet another contract renegotiation standoff. Rumors have been swirling for days that Eileen Davidson was ready to walk over her Y & R contract and she just went on Twitter to make it official with the following statement: “Yes I am leaving my second home @youngandrestlesscbs in September. […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Crying Shame
It’s midnight, and I’m exhausted so I’ll just remind the new people that they are going to need to clutch their pearls now if typos, or more commonly, using a weird homophone in place of the word I mean, or leaving off the end of words entirely bothers you. My old brain is atrophying at […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Petty Mess
We start with PK telling Dorit that Boy George loves to sing with people who can’t sing, it’s like hanging around with a super, super fat person, you feel slim. I can’t with these two. I am going to refresh my tea. John’s do boy at the fancy dog store arrives with a sack full […]
Brandi Glanville Spills The Tea on RHOBH
By: Jacques Peterson Brandi Glanville was on Danny Pellergrino’s Everything Iconic podcast this week, and as always she didn’t hold anything back. While the usual shading of Eddie Cibrian and Lisa Vanderpump was fun, the most interesting parts of the chat were about who Brandi is actually getting along with these days. Not only has […]
RHOBH Trailer is Out! No Big Surprises
People has posted the first trailer for the upcoming season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It shows the things we already knew. Rinna and Erika Jayne (and her glam squad) went to Tokyo where Rinna’s two daughters had a modeling assignment. I a super excited for this. Two of my favorite housewives, who actually […]
UPDATED POST! NO!!!! EILEEN IS OUT! West Coast News: RHOBH Is Eileen Davidson In Or Out?
I feel like I start this post about RHOBH every year about this time. It’s time for my annual Eileen Davidson meltdown where I worry that she is not coming back. Then she ends up back on my TV and I’ve worried for nothing. So let me walk you through the source of my anxiety […]
Reason Number 343,934 Why I Love Eileen Davidson
View this post on Instagram A post shared by ＥＲＩＫＡ ＪＡＹＮＥ (@theprettymess) There other day there was some ridiculous OUTRAGE over Erika Janye posting this “nude picture.” I know I don’t get it either, back in my day a nude picture showed some naughty parts. I guess times have changed and nude means completely covering […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 3: The Bunny Gets A New Home
Tonight we have to go through some more bunny business. So let’s get straight to that. Annnnnnd of course we have to replay the whole stupid scene again. Andy and Kyle seem to think this is hilarious. Andy just wants to be sure he gets the bunny for the clubhouse. If Kim was so afraid […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 2: A Whole Lot of Nothing
Most nights it feels like I have just recapped the previous week’s show. But for some reason, I had no memory of the first part of the reunion until I started pulling photos. It feels like a lifetime between this episode and the last one. We already know the big moment of tonight’s episode when […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 1: PantyGate and British Humor Redux
If you’ve been reading Tamara Tattles for a while, you’ve probably noticed that my opinions on the housewives shows and the housewives themselves change from season to season. This season of RHOBH has been a lot more fun to recap than RHOA. As this season comes to a close, I’m going to miss it a […]
RHOBH Three Part Finale Schedule Where At LEAST Three People Cry…
I am trying to get through all of my email from last week. There seemed to be a whole lot of it I kept to deal with later. One of some of those things were all of the PR notices for Bravo. If you missed the post on the FOUR!!! part RHOA reunion, you can […]
RHOBH Season 7 Report Card: Who Delivered, Who Deserves The Dumpster?
Guest Post by Jacques My pal Jacques, entertainment writer extraordinaire from down under, graciously offered to write a guest piece on RHOBH for us, and I happily accepted! Beverly Hills is far from my favourite Real Housewives city these days, but somehow it manages to get under my skin like no other. I felt some serious […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Finale: Diamonds Under Pressure
It seems like April the Giraffe has either had or is about to have her calf and of course this happened right at 9 p.m. so I am a bit scattered. This is the finale party and everyone seems to be there so we are in for a full hour of fighting. But first, LVP […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: From Dogs To Diamonds
We begin this episode back in Hong Kong and end it at Lisa Vanderpump’s Diamonds and Rosé party. If you just checked out last week’s recap once, you probably missed A LOT of comments. You might want to get caught up here. Now back to the dinner brawl… Tonight’s coke in the bathroom scene seems a […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Big Buddha Brawl
Here at the ghetto shack lights are flickering, we have high winds, huge hail and lightning. It seems to be sort of going around my actual shack by a few blocks so I think I will likely live long enough to finish this recap as long as a tree doesn’t fall on me. So on […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Hong Kong Phooey!
I had planned to skip the usual boring packing scenes in tonight’s recap. And then I remembered Erika. Erika with the lookbooks and glam squad and stylist collaborations. Rinna has QVC so she is only going for a couple of days. It annoys me that we are pretending this is an LVP save the dogs […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Looks
View this post on Instagram A post shared by L I S A R I N N A (@lisarinna) While the rest of the world was celebrating women’s empowerment and lifting up other women yesterday, Andy Cohen gathered up the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for their annual fight club event know as the reunion. […]
RHOBH Reunion Seating Chart
I was busy with real life on Thursday but wanted to get this up before falling into bed. The seating chart for the reunion has been released and it’s quite interesting. Rinna managed to snag LVP’s seat and throw her onto an entirely different couch, second chair to Kyle. It’s clear that Andy has lost a […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Sweet Georgia Jayne
It’s Tuesday night, the busiest TV night of the week, and I’m excited for RHOBH! I’m pretty sure we are starting with dueling Ferrari scenes, one with Erika and one with Kyle but don’t yell at me if I am wrong. I am not someone who is impressed with expensive cars. Erika joins Eileen for […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Cake Therapy
Who is ready to spend another hour talking about Kim’s sobriety? Well too bad. Because I am pretty sure that is what is going to happen tonight. So make it a double and get settled in. Eileen Erika Jayne drops by to catch Eileen up on the Project Angel Food event she missed because of […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Feeding A Need
Okay, let’s try this again. It seems that the first minute of the show was cut off because I tape so many shows on Tuesday. LVP We are starting with Vanderpump buying a $630,000 home for Max. It’s a fixer upper so she will be dumping a lot into renovations. I find it insane […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Backed Into A Corner
Before we get started tonight, we need to talk about Eden. I’ve been following her Instagram and she’s kind of batshit. I can’t quite put my finger on it. It’s someone similar to my drunk tweets, but she’s sober. She says weird things and there is always, #EdensLoveStory among the myriad hashtags. Even when the […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Hostile Hacienda
This episode is starting out promising. We are already packing for the trip to Punta Mita. It sounds like Rinna and Eilleen will be flying down a day behind everyone because Delilah is walking in NY Fashion week. First Eden gets to see LVP’s closet. I would like to point out it is miles above […]
WWHL With Eileen Davidson and Lisa Rinna
These two women look incredible. Rinna is in a jumpsuit just for Andy with some really racy cutouts! Rinna and Eileen both RAVE about how much fun they had at the Great Gatsby Party. They danced the night away. Andy makes sure to play a dramatic disco version of Kim trying to get down the […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Harry’s Meat And Eden’s Mouth
I just got finished watching The Wall, on NBC. It’s just a simple game show but it was such and emotional roller coaster tonight. So I’m hoping that there is some levity on this episode, even though I know The Great Gatsby party is going to be emotional. Check out the real time report and […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Blades, A Bag of Pills And Boy George
I am hoping we get to spend a lot of time in Mykonos tonight, but according to the TV guide, we are going to have to endure more speculation about Kim’s lack of sobriety. Here is my real time coverage of Mykonos. Mykonos Erika and Kyle are preparing for the big show. Erika is […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: XXpensive
It’s time for the next episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Everything in life seems like a blurry blip in time since the last time we came together for this. I am quite behind in getting started and very slow-witted tonight, but I shall plod forward in a sloth like pace. I am looking […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Game Night Again…Snorting Meth In the Bathroom?
Do you even snort meth? I dunno. My party drugging days are long gone, but last time we had a game night Brandi was on crutches and Kim was spending A LOT of time in the bathroom. If I had a couple lines of coke, I would totally do them right now. I’ve been sort […]
RHOBH Blogs Get the #PurplePen : To Grieve or Not To Grieve
One of the reasons why I don’t purple pen so much anymore is because most franchises don’t have the actual housewives writing their blogs. In the past, they have written their own perhaps with someone to look it over, but it was in their tone, and their thoughts. Then the dumb ones got ghostwriters, but […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Braggadocious Bogus Brittwit
Erika We are just getting started and we are still talking about Erika’s vagina. Erika is talking with one of the video dudes and then shows him the panties that Dorit gave her and tells the story. How much longer can this go on? I fear we really are going to talk about Erika’s vagina […]
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