My new Twitter friend @Ronald Richards (and yes, yes I am a lawyer groupie who has added Tom Girardi to my regret list with Juan Martinez and more real life boyfriends than I care to count…um, moving on) has even more news for us tonight. Ronald Richard is one of them there fancypants Beverly Hills […]
Erika Girardi’s Assets Have Also Been Frozen
Erika’s continues to make a very serious situation much worse. Despite “unidentified sources” cough Erika cough leaking to to People Magazine today that her divorce is about Tom’s “cheating,” it’s abundantly clear that Erika was trying to jump ship to avoid severe personal consequences. Here is today’s latest mess that she made. And it sure […]
Tom Girardi’s Legal Troubles Just Got Much Worse
TMZ is reporting today that a federal judge has frozen all of Tom Girardi’s assets. Clearly, Erika and Tom saw this coming and that is why Erika filed for divorce. She was trying to leave the sinking ship. Tom’s law firm and been spiraling and I believe his last partner jumped ship recently as well. […]
Sad News: RIP Giggy
Lisa Vanderpump just posted some sad news on her IG. “We are devastated to say that our beloved Giggy has passed away this morning. He was truly loved, and we know how many of you loved him too. Our sweet Gigolo was such an incredible, unique dog, but mainly, because of him, we started The […]
Well Fuck, It Seems Kyle, Kathy and Dorit All Have Covid
Somehow TMZ knew this before my production sources. I really love Kyle and Kathy and wish them well. And of course I don’t want ANYONE to have Covid. So Get well soon Dorit. I have no further news, my production sources seemed shocked to hear this?
See? I Told You So. Erika Jayne’s Divorce Is A Sham
I am not really here. I have been sitting for hours saying I am just not going to work today. Sadly, it doesn’t quite work that way for me. I have to deal with hackers every day and click a few buttons to get them in permanent time out, and moderate new commenters and allow […]
RHOBH Filming Shutdown: Does Kyle Richards Have Covid?
UPDATE! Kyle tested negative! Going to be tested again today on a rapid test and again on Thursday. Filming should start up again soon! Most of you know that Kyle Richards is my favorite housewife. She has been very kind to me when she didn’t need to be. Actually Kathy Hilton has also been very […]
RHOBH Adds First Asian Housewife, Crystal Kung Minkoff!
It’s official! Crystal Kung Minkoff is the first Asian American to join Bravo’s housewives franchise as the latest RHOBH! Yay! I am glad that Bravo is finally starting to diversify their casting. Sorry for the delay. I got off to a late start to the day and things have been super hectic as a result. […]
Oh Look! Another Villa Blanca Lawsuit!
While I was taking a few days off for some much needed R & R this weekend, it seems that news broke about another lawsuit against Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd. These two seem to always have a half dozen or so lawsuits going on at any given time. The latest filing involves their decision […]
RHOBH Recap: Reunion Part 3
It’s time to write the final RHOBH recap of the season and it really could not have come fast enough. Last week’s recap was a discussion post. And comments were filled with bots. The bots were all Team Denise. It’s more than a little strange that they all came out during the finale. Especially since […]
RHOBH Reunion Part 2 Discussion
Just really need for you guys to handle this.
RHOBH Recap: Reunion Part 1
Every Wednesday night of this season I’ve been utterly exhausted when it’s time to recap this show. It’s crazy because I’m fine on Thursday nights for RHONY. So tonight I have been drinking coffee with protein shakes just trying to make it to this bitchfest. All the sneak peaks make this reunion look good! So […]
RHOBH Recap: Denise And Desist
I can’t believe it is already the season finale! Sorry for the late RHOBH recap. I am so far behind on everything right now I can’t seem to get caught up. I feel like I am trying to keep 100 plates spinning and they are all crashing down. It’s exhausting. But I am very excited […]
RHOBH Discussion Post
As it turns out, I couldn’t even do a RHOBH recap if I wanted to Bravo is a blank screen on both TVs. So please talk about the episode here if you would like. And thanks for all the kind words. I’m just very angry right now. And being a total cunt to everyone who […]
RHOBH Weirdass Recap
Sorry, I really love this show but I have a lot going on right now. Please talk among yourselves. or not, here is a RHOBH recap.. Okay took a little cat nap. I honestly don;t even know if it is the same day or a new one. I asked my friend and he was like, […]
RHOBH Recap: There’s No Place Like Rome
RHOBH is my favorite franchise at the moment and for some reason I just can’t seem to do a RHOBH recap timely. The cheese has slid all the way off my cracker. I am over this whole COVID thing. Our government has let us down. Anyway, let me see what I can do about this. […]
Exclusive: More Lawsuits For Lisa Vanderpump & Ken Sort Of…
Last night, someone tweeted me that there was yet another lawsuit against Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd regarding their restaurant management practices. That is like saying “Hey, you guys! Lisa Rinna is laughing at her own jokes again!” It’s not exactly earth shattering news. I kind of enjoy both of those things but for different […]
RHOBH Recap: Roman Rumors
I starting this RHOBH recap about an hour and a half early because my brain is NOT working today. In fact, it hasn’t been for a while. The other night I was making dinner for me and feeding Banjo. When it came time to add the wet food to his bowl, I dumped it all […]
RHOBH Dicussion Forum
Sorry y’all but this is going to be a no show for me tonight. It has been very super hot in my house lately. And I am going back to bed. I don’t have much water left an I am just dehydrated and exhausted. I promise to get it together soon. In the meantime.,… leave […]
RHOBH Recap: Black Ties & White Lies
Oh hey! Let’s do another RHOBH recap! It feels like eons have passed and civilizations have crumbled since I last watched this show but it was only last week. If y’all could take an MRI of my brain right now I’d be lucky if you found three functioning brain cells. My brain literally hurts from […]
RHOBH Recap: Until We Leave Again
At long last it is finally time for another RHOBH recap after post production had to catch up on the ladies confessionals they had to film at home during the pandemic. I am so ready to see Kyle and Rinna. And I am dying to pick up where we left off with Denise and Aaron’s […]
Lisa Vanderpump’s Statement On Vanderpump Rules Firings Is A Total Fail
I’m not sure who Lisa Vanderpump hired to write this statement but she needs to demand a refund because this is a whole lot of nonsense and beating around the bush. Here is what she posted: “Over the past two weeks, many things have been brought to my attention, of which I and many others […]
Andy Cohen Made A Statement About Vanderpump Rules
No matter how many times I post here that Andy Cohen is not in charge of Bravo programming it seems the message is lost on the new people. Part of the problem is that Andy rarely corrects anyone who messages him about hiring or firing people on Bravo. That changed today when Andy made a […]
RHOBH Recap: Mind Your Ps And BBQs
So I just wandered down the street trying to find a human. I could not get my canister of rice open. I tried everything and I was determined. Hot Hipster guy was on his porch with a couple of women. He opened it with his fingertips. It was embarrassing. In so many ways. First it […]
RHOBH Recap: Santa Denise
So while Kelly Dodd is ordering hydroxychloroquine and drinking bleach (don’t ask if you don’t know YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW how stupid people are who get on these shows) I am planning an illegal escapade to do good for the hood. The plan was hatched a bit over an hour before I was […]
RHOBH Recap: Read Between The Signs
Hi everyone, it’s Nanette. Because I am pinch hitting for Tamara, I will describe this episode in the words of former Yankee catcher, Yogi Berra: It’s like déjà vu all over again. Let’s get to this belated RHOBH recap Garcelle and four of her “ride-or-die core of friends” meet at Cattle & Claw (promo shot) […]
RHOBH Recap: Let The Mouse Go
Hey guys it’s me Nanette! I am helping Tamara catch up, so please hold on tight as we ride the Ramonacoaster of this shitshow of emotions and bullshit with a belated RHOBH recap. We start out where we left off — at Denise’s Doomed Diamond Dinner Party. Discussing Glamgate. Kyle is trying to justify her […]
RHOBH Recap: All’s Fair In Glam And War
I just woke up for the day. Whatever day this is. I think I went to bed for the night at around 9 am this morning. That’s a new record for me. I would still be sleep but Banjo is very insistent that give him his dinner. So I’m going to be doing this RHOBH […]
RHOBH Recap: First Impressions, True Confessions
Apparently, today is Wednesday, y’all! Who knew? Nanette has been helping me out a lot with photos. She sends the a few hours before the show. This tells me what I am supposed to be doing each day. It seems like it has been a really long time since the last RHOBH recap. Kyle is […]
RHOBH Recap: To Live And Text In Beverly Hills
I cannot believe it is already time for another RHOBH recap. Life is such a blur lately. I have good news to report! My anxiety has been so bad that I’ve been unable to eat for days. In a drunken depression I emailed my friend asking them to “send me something I will eat.” It […]
RHOBH Recap: The Crown Isn’t So Heavy
Finally going to try and watch the RHOBH premiere. I watched Garcelle on WWHL and already don’t like her. Maybe my mind will change before the end of the RHOBH recap. Oooooh! We are starting with fashion week! And Kyle is debuting her new clothing line in a NYFW fashion show. I’m a bit overwhelmed […]
EXCLUSIVE! How Will The Bravo Shutdown Effect Your Bravo Shows?
UPDATED! EXCLUSIVE!EXCLUSIVE! PLEASE FOLLOW JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY AND LINK TO THIS PAGE IF QUOTING! RHOA REUNION HAS BEEN CANCELLED! Despite many, many safety precautions, Bravo legals and the venue for the reunion have decided it is not safe. So um, well that sucks for us. I started this post about the Bravo shutdown a couple of days […]
Teddi Mellencamp & Edwin Arroyave Welcome Baby Girl
Last night, Teddi went to the hospital to have her baby. It was late at nigh when my primary “puller” (person who sends all the latest news to my email so I can just write) sent me a link to Teddi’s Instagram with the comment “Teddi enjoying and epidural” (clearly this puller is male 🙂 […]
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