It’s time to write the final RHOBH recap of the season and it really could not have come fast enough. Last week’s recap was a discussion post. And comments were filled with bots. The bots were all Team Denise. It’s more than a little strange that they all came out during the finale. Especially since […]
RHOBH Reunion Part 2 Discussion
Just really need for you guys to handle this.
RHOBH Recap: Reunion Part 1
Every Wednesday night of this season I’ve been utterly exhausted when it’s time to recap this show. It’s crazy because I’m fine on Thursday nights for RHONY. So tonight I have been drinking coffee with protein shakes just trying to make it to this bitchfest. All the sneak peaks make this reunion look good! So […]
RHOBH Recap: Denise And Desist
I can’t believe it is already the season finale! Sorry for the late RHOBH recap. I am so far behind on everything right now I can’t seem to get caught up. I feel like I am trying to keep 100 plates spinning and they are all crashing down. It’s exhausting. But I am very excited […]
RHOBH Discussion Post
As it turns out, I couldn’t even do a RHOBH recap if I wanted to Bravo is a blank screen on both TVs. So please talk about the episode here if you would like. And thanks for all the kind words. I’m just very angry right now. And being a total cunt to everyone who […]
RHOBH Weirdass Recap
Sorry, I really love this show but I have a lot going on right now. Please talk among yourselves. or not, here is a RHOBH recap.. Okay took a little cat nap. I honestly don;t even know if it is the same day or a new one. I asked my friend and he was like, […]
RHOBH Recap: There’s No Place Like Rome
RHOBH is my favorite franchise at the moment and for some reason I just can’t seem to do a RHOBH recap timely. The cheese has slid all the way off my cracker. I am over this whole COVID thing. Our government has let us down. Anyway, let me see what I can do about this. […]
Exclusive: More Lawsuits For Lisa Vanderpump & Ken Sort Of…
Last night, someone tweeted me that there was yet another lawsuit against Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd regarding their restaurant management practices. That is like saying “Hey, you guys! Lisa Rinna is laughing at her own jokes again!” It’s not exactly earth shattering news. I kind of enjoy both of those things but for different […]
RHOBH Recap: Roman Rumors
I starting this RHOBH recap about an hour and a half early because my brain is NOT working today. In fact, it hasn’t been for a while. The other night I was making dinner for me and feeding Banjo. When it came time to add the wet food to his bowl, I dumped it all […]
RHOBH Dicussion Forum
Sorry y’all but this is going to be a no show for me tonight. It has been very super hot in my house lately. And I am going back to bed. I don’t have much water left an I am just dehydrated and exhausted. I promise to get it together soon. In the meantime.,… leave […]
RHOBH Recap: Black Ties & White Lies
Oh hey! Let’s do another RHOBH recap! It feels like eons have passed and civilizations have crumbled since I last watched this show but it was only last week. If y’all could take an MRI of my brain right now I’d be lucky if you found three functioning brain cells. My brain literally hurts from […]
RHOBH Recap: Until We Leave Again
At long last it is finally time for another RHOBH recap after post production had to catch up on the ladies confessionals they had to film at home during the pandemic. I am so ready to see Kyle and Rinna. And I am dying to pick up where we left off with Denise and Aaron’s […]
Lisa Vanderpump’s Statement On Vanderpump Rules Firings Is A Total Fail
I’m not sure who Lisa Vanderpump hired to write this statement but she needs to demand a refund because this is a whole lot of nonsense and beating around the bush. Here is what she posted: “Over the past two weeks, many things have been brought to my attention, of which I and many others […]
Andy Cohen Made A Statement About Vanderpump Rules
No matter how many times I post here that Andy Cohen is not in charge of Bravo programming it seems the message is lost on the new people. Part of the problem is that Andy rarely corrects anyone who messages him about hiring or firing people on Bravo. That changed today when Andy made a […]
RHOBH Recap: Mind Your Ps And BBQs
So I just wandered down the street trying to find a human. I could not get my canister of rice open. I tried everything and I was determined. Hot Hipster guy was on his porch with a couple of women. He opened it with his fingertips. It was embarrassing. In so many ways. First it […]
RHOBH Recap: Santa Denise
So while Kelly Dodd is ordering hydroxychloroquine and drinking bleach (don’t ask if you don’t know YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW how stupid people are who get on these shows) I am planning an illegal escapade to do good for the hood. The plan was hatched a bit over an hour before I was […]
RHOBH Recap: Read Between The Signs
Hi everyone, it’s Nanette. Because I am pinch hitting for Tamara, I will describe this episode in the words of former Yankee catcher, Yogi Berra: It’s like déjà vu all over again. Let’s get to this belated RHOBH recap Garcelle and four of her “ride-or-die core of friends” meet at Cattle & Claw (promo shot) […]
RHOBH Recap: Let The Mouse Go
Hey guys it’s me Nanette! I am helping Tamara catch up, so please hold on tight as we ride the Ramonacoaster of this shitshow of emotions and bullshit with a belated RHOBH recap. We start out where we left off — at Denise’s Doomed Diamond Dinner Party. Discussing Glamgate. Kyle is trying to justify her […]
RHOBH Recap: All’s Fair In Glam And War
I just woke up for the day. Whatever day this is. I think I went to bed for the night at around 9 am this morning. That’s a new record for me. I would still be sleep but Banjo is very insistent that give him his dinner. So I’m going to be doing this RHOBH […]
RHOBH Recap: First Impressions, True Confessions
Apparently, today is Wednesday, y’all! Who knew? Nanette has been helping me out a lot with photos. She sends the a few hours before the show. This tells me what I am supposed to be doing each day. It seems like it has been a really long time since the last RHOBH recap. Kyle is […]
RHOBH Recap: To Live And Text In Beverly Hills
I cannot believe it is already time for another RHOBH recap. Life is such a blur lately. I have good news to report! My anxiety has been so bad that I’ve been unable to eat for days. In a drunken depression I emailed my friend asking them to “send me something I will eat.” It […]
RHOBH Recap: The Crown Isn’t So Heavy
Finally going to try and watch the RHOBH premiere. I watched Garcelle on WWHL and already don’t like her. Maybe my mind will change before the end of the RHOBH recap. Oooooh! We are starting with fashion week! And Kyle is debuting her new clothing line in a NYFW fashion show. I’m a bit overwhelmed […]
EXCLUSIVE! How Will The Bravo Shutdown Effect Your Bravo Shows?
UPDATED! EXCLUSIVE!EXCLUSIVE! PLEASE FOLLOW JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY AND LINK TO THIS PAGE IF QUOTING! RHOA REUNION HAS BEEN CANCELLED! Despite many, many safety precautions, Bravo legals and the venue for the reunion have decided it is not safe. So um, well that sucks for us. I started this post about the Bravo shutdown a couple of days […]
Teddi Mellencamp & Edwin Arroyave Welcome Baby Girl
Last night, Teddi went to the hospital to have her baby. It was late at nigh when my primary “puller” (person who sends all the latest news to my email so I can just write) sent me a link to Teddi’s Instagram with the comment “Teddi enjoying and epidural” (clearly this puller is male 🙂 […]
Rapper Pop Smoke Killed In Home Owned By Teddi Mellencamp
Update: Pop Smoke was on Instgram riding around in a car with a friend who had HUGE stacks of cash in his hand. Also he received a gift bag from someone that he posted on IG that clearly showed his address. Looks like LA bandits to me. Rapper “Pop Smoke” was shot and killed on […]
Tamara Tattles Complete List Of Divorced Real Housewives
So this post turn into something completely different than I anticipated. Melissa Gorga was on Wendy Williams today and Wendy asked her how her marriage was holding up. They talked about the toll that reality TV takes on a marriage. Melissa said that even for her and Joe, who seem to have a good marriage […]
Ferrari Crashes Into Pump Restaurant!
It seems that weird things always happen at Lisa Vanderpump’s establishments. Usually it is a random fire. Today, a ferrari crashed onto her patio. Based on TMZ’s report and social media it appears that a guy driving a Ferrari randomly drove into the patio while trying to make a left turn. Looks like he missed […]
Random Housewives News I Didn’t Tell You
The RHONY have been in Cancun filming their last cast trip of the season. Leah McSweeney seems to be fitting in okay, especially with Dorinda Medley. Leah is one odd bird though. Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan are Ramonja again for the most part and are united front. Luann de Lesseps is still all “cabereting” […]
RHOBH & RHOP Are Filming Their Overseas Trips At The Same Time
The RHOBH and The RHOP are both filming their big cast trips right now. The RHOP cast is currently filming in Portugal. Everyone is there except for Monique Samuels. Tamara Tattles exclusive sources say that Monique’s attorney advise her not to go. Monique recently filed second degree assault charges against Candiace Dillard. With Candiace on […]
BravoCon WWHL Recap
First of all, I was totally expecting BravoCon to be Fyre Fest part two. It was not. It actually went quite well all things considered. That said, I had zero FOMO. A “museum” of Bravo oddities? Schwartz showing his ass tattoo? Sprinkle cookies? For like eleventy billion dollars, no thank you. Anyway, Andy Cohen is […]
Is Brandi Glanville Headed Back To Bravo?
Last night Brandi Glanville and Kelly Dodd were on WWHL. I think Brandi Glanville might be the first guest in history who clapped for herself when she was introduced. That’s so Brandi. Then Kelly clapped too. Apparently, Kelly is BFFs with Brandi Glanville and Ramona Singer. Somehow this all makes sense. Brandi and Kelly went […]
NYFW Highlights And Low Lights
Kyle Richards debuted a new line of resort wear at NYFW and it made quite the splash! Kyle partnered with designer Shahida Clayton to introduce the rather extensive line Kyle + Shahida. It’s quirky and fun and somehow works on all of the RHOBH. The event was held at Pier 59 Studios in Manhattan. In addition […]
Teddi Mellencap Is Pregnant!
Y’all this day has just been a hot mess. My laptop has been wonky for a while now and it suddenly doesn’t like to load photos. Tonight is a very busy recap night. Banjo is needy today. The site is very busy. I’m just a hot mess. But before prime time madness starts tonight, I […]
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