It seems like all the reality show participants these days have some sort of business going on. The focus of this blind has more than one. Oddly, one business seems to be making more money than seems reasonable for the number of customers. If there even are customers of the advertised business anymore for what […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion, Part One: Don’t Expect Me To Take Responsibility For My Actions
By The Lady Cocotte Schwartz and Katie’s Wedding By Bravo is over. Scheana’s Marriage By Bravo is no more. Hell, even Lala’s Sur employment is dunzo. All that’s left is the three part reunion. Are you ready for the laughter, the tears, the DJ James Kennedy? Wait, don’t answer that question. Just sit down […]
Vanderpump Rules: Taco Tuesday, Wedding Wednesday
By The Lady Cocotte Every episode of Vanderpump Rules brings us one step closer to the wedding that shouldn’t be. The whole gang has gathered at the wedding venue. Yay! Lisa Vanderpump has arrived (by private jet) to ordain the wedding. Whee! Jax and Sandoval are balls deep into a plan to surprise Schwartz by […]
Vanderpump Rules: Triple Trouble
By The Lady Cocotte We must be nearing the end of the season because the Vanderpump Rules wedding that shouldn’t happen is about to happen. Yipee? After completing their yearly Sur photoshoot (this year’s theme was Mall Glamour Shots), the “kids” are headed to Katie and Tom’s wedding venue. That’s right. They’re taking their […]
Vanderpump Rules: Regrets Only
By The Lady Cocotte After three episodes in New Orleans, Vanderpump Rules is finally coming home. Did the LA bars notice a sharp drop in alcohol sales? Were local spray tan salons shuttered due to lack of customers? Did the air in Southern California feel just a little less vapid? Well, all of that is […]
Vanderpump Rules: Drag Battle
By The Lady Cocotte The Vanderpump Rules “kids” are in New Orleans and they’re trying to finish what Katrina started. Too soon? My bad, but you know it’s true. So far there have been tears (mostly Sandoval), drunken spats (Katie and Schwartz, obviously) and the main event: confronting Schwartz about cheating with Vegas girl. Yeah, […]
Vanderpump Rules: Man Tears and Braziers
By The Lady Cocotte Tonight Vanderpump Rules brings us Part Two of Stassi’s Katie and Tom’s Katie’s bridal shower blowout in New Orleans. WeHo in NOLA, y’all! So far, Katie’s been smacked in the face with Mardi Gras beads (awesome), Scheana gave Shay a book of photographs of herself for their wedding anniversary (what a […]
Vanderpump Rules: Beads, Beers and Tears
By The Lady Cocotte Tonight the Vanderpump Rules “kids” laissez les bons temps rouler in the Big Easy. That’s right. Everyone’s favorite Bridezilla is having her bachelorette party in New Orleans. And she’s dragged her brow-beaten, “abused wife” of a fiancé (and his groomsmen) along for the ride. Ugh. I forsee a lot of Katie […]
Ladies of London: Dubai Felicia
By The Lady Cocotte It’s been a fabulous season of Ladies of London but now it’s time to say goodbye. Two months ago the ladies came roaring back into our lives with tales of risky births (Marissa), divorce (Sophie) and the first big fight of the season (Caroline Stanbury vs Julie). Then we met my […]
Vanderpump Rules: Into The Closet
By The Lady Cocotte I don’t know how tonight’s Vanderpump Rules can compete with last week. James Kennedy’s triumphant rap performance was overshadowed by an amazing ambush from his side pieces (coordinated by the ever delicate flower, Scheana Shay). His very public meltdown, which devolved into a bar brawl with Jax Taylor, was entirely expected. […]
Ladies of London: Midsummer’s Eve (She Made It Nice)
By The Lady Cocotte Tonight Ladies of London brings us another fabulous Caroline Fleming event. She’s done an intimate dinner party that involved gnawing on a duck leg. She’s taken the ladies to her castle for dinner with Danish royalty. And now she’s going positively pagan with a Midsummer’s Eve party. You know she’s going […]
Vanderpump Rules: Ambush
By The Lady Cocotte Things are starting to get spicy on Vanderpump Rules! Sandoval called Jax out on his alleged Gay for Pay past and Brittany and her mom are having a homophobic meltdown. James cheated on his girlfriend with several of LVP’s employees. Lala leaving the show has left the mean girls in need […]
Ladies of London: You Regatta Be Kidding Me
By The Lady Cocotte After a fairly successful trip to Scotland, the Ladies of London are back home. Caroline Flaming visits the fishmonger. Sophie’s kids misbehave. Marissa and Julie discuss hats. And Caroline Stanbury visits her parents. They’re veddy, veddy British. Caroline tells us she can sit with her mother for hours and hours without […]
Vanderpump Rules: Jax’s Roast
By The Lady Cocotte Vanderpump Rules is finally coming through. Last week we got Jax’s D and this week we get his roast. Oh yeah! This is what I signed up for. Sprinkle in some ridiculous friendship drama, a James Kennedy freak out and Ariana putting the beat down on Stassi, and I’m a happy […]
Ladies of London: The Ladies In The High Castle
By The Lady Cocotte The Ladies of London are in Scotland. No overgrown frat boys in hot tubs. No sharing an RV bathroom with Jax Taylor. Just lovely surroundings, silver paillettes and Juliette making everyone cry. What could be better? So let’s jump right in and see who shows their arse tonight. We pick back […]
Vanderpump Rules: The D Pic
By The Lady Cocotte We survived last week’s Summer House promo Vanderpump Rules birthday extravaganza so I’m looking forward to getting back to our regular LA famewhoring. I’m sick of Montauk, I’m sick of Nascar. I’m sick of overgrown frat boys, I’m sick of that stinky RV. I’ve never missed Sur so much. It’s gotten […]
Ladies of London: Tarts And Tartan
By The Lady Cocotte Sorry for the delay getting you this Ladies of London recap. I’ve been under the weather and my throbbing head couldn’t handle Caroline Stanbury. She’s the kind of woman that requires full faculties, even via a television screen. But I’m feeling better and finally ready to hit Scotland with the ladies. […]
Vanderpump Rules: Summer House Rules
By The Lady Cocotte Tonight we get a two hour premiere of Summer House masquerading as an episode of Vanderpump Rules. Seriously, Bravo? Not only are you foisting this annoying show upon us but you’re besmirching the most important event of the year (ie: Stassi’s birthday) with your manipulations. Sigh. Who am I kidding? I’d […]
Ladies of London: Tiaras Make you Tipsy
By The Lady Cocotte Caroline, Caroline, Caroline, Sophie, Adela, Caroline. Yep, it’s time for another exciting episode of Ladies of London. And guess what? Hating on Julie is so 2016. Now it’s all about Marissa and those awful rumors we just know she started. So get yourself cozy and let La Stanbury handle the rest. […]
Vanderpump Rules: The Talk of Montauk
By The Lady Cocotte You may think the biggest event this week is the new year but that’s because you forgot that tonight Vanderpump Rules brings us Stassi’s birthday. Stassi’s birthday! It’s only the most important day/week/month of the year. Who can forget her Vegas birthday? Jax ripping off his chunky sweater to fight Frank […]
Ladies Of London: Dirty Martinis And Dirty Rumors
By The Lady Cocotte I’m going to pretend it’s December 26 because it seems fitting to watch Ladies Of London on Boxing Day. Not only is it a British holiday, but the name sums up the sparring between Caroline Stanbury and Julie. And Sophie. And Adela. Pretty much between Caroline Stanbury and anyone who […]
Ladies Of London: Tantrums And Titles
By The Lady Cocotte The Ladies of London are in the middle of their Mapperton trip and drama has already kicked off. When Julie laid down her manor rules, Caroline Stanbury lost her ever-loving mind. She took it out on Julie by refusing to join the group for fishing the following day. It turned into […]
Vanderpump Rules: Sociopath Test
By The Lady Cocotte Another (Mon)day, another Vanderpump Rules. Last week we revisited the Orlando massacre and it brought up a lot of feelings. Luckily, our amazing commenters brought the wisdom and healing we sorely needed. I’m really grateful for our little community here. And now the VPR kids can get back to what they […]
Ladies Of London: Rules of Enragement
By The Lady Cocotte Drinking tea and listening to the rain on my roof puts me in the perfect mood for Ladies of London. It may be summer in their world but isn’t it always raining in England? Or is that just an ugly American stereotype? What evs. Bring on the accents! Marissa is getting […]
Below Deck: 50 Shades Of Ben
By The Lady Cocotte It’s been a rocky charter season on Below Deck and the Valor crew is more than ready to say goodbye to their cramped quarters. Chief stew Kate spent a distracted season trying to keep her demanding relationship alive over often non-existent internet lines. Last week she finally brought her resting bitch […]
Ladies of London: A Tale of Two Stanburys
By The Lady Cocotte Tuesday has seen us again which means it’s time for the Ladies of London. We have queen bee Caroline Stansbury circling soon-to-be-Countess Julie like a shark in deep waters. Party girl Sophie Stanbury is going through a divorce from Caroline’s brother. How long will the Stanbury name protect her from […]
Vanderpump Rules: Cold Feet
By The Lady Cocotte So, it looks like I’m your new, official Vanderpump Rules recapper. I just can’t quit these crazy “kids.” After a couple of boring episodes, we finally got some fireworks last week. James got fired! Like “indefinitely fired forever.” He blames it on Jax (for making him have a public, drunken tantrum) […]
Mariah’s World Really Isn’t Particularly Interesting
It is with much trepidation that I have decided to recap this show. At some point in my life I stopped listening to music regularly. That point came some time after Mariah Carey was relevant. When Vision of Love came out, it may have technically been 1990, but in reality it was still the 80s. […]
Ladies of London: London Friends Are Falling Down
By The Lady Cocotte I don’t know about you but I’m ready for a little international flair. Bring on season three of the Ladies of London! They’re just as petty and bitter as the rest of the Bravolebrities we love and loathe… But some of them do it with an accent. We start off at Mapperton, the family […]
Below Deck: Waking The Resting Bitch Face
By The Lady Cocotte After a season of Distracted Kate, Lesbian Kate, Matchmaker Kate, tonight’s Below Deck finally brings us the Kate we love to hate: Resting Bitch Face is back. I, for one, couldn’t be happier. It’s the final charter. Kate thinks her crew has senioritis but she’s not willing to lower her expectations. Their guests, a group […]
Vanderpump Rules: Thirsty Girls
Vanderpump Rules: Thirsty Girls By The Lady Cocotte Ready or not, it’s time for another episode of Vanderpump Rules. I’m not your usual recapper (TT, we miss you!) but I’m kind of excited to play tonight. Vanderpump Rules is one of my favorite shows. These hot messes really speak to me. But this season has […]
Sonja Morgan Waits At The Window Wearing The Face That She Keeps In a Jar by The Door
There are a lot of purple pen worthy blogs from the RHONY this week. I am trying to enjoy this beautiful weekend so I am not sure how many I will get to. This day is flying by. But if I can only do one, it has to be Sonja’s! It’s so delusional. Remember […]
Porn Actress Farrah Abraham Continues Her War With Nicki Minaj & Lisa Vanderpump
Farrah Abraham was stopped in an airport by a British reporter who asked about her twitter war with Nicki Minaj. Despite Farrah forcing her spawn to make a video saying “Nicki Minaj is a loser,” which she quickly posted to the Internet, Sophia immediately pipes up saying, “I love Nicki Minaj!” over and over. It’s […]