We start this week with Jackie and Ben auditioning burlesque dancers for their beverage launch. There were nipple tassels. There were but tassels. Jackie and Ben disagreed on which girl to pick so they hired them all. Gina is having an event and calls Janet to make sure she is coming . It’s a benefit […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne: Bitch Party
“When life throws rocks, I melt them down into diamonds” Is possibly the worst tagline ever. Janet and Chyka go on a high-end shopping trip with a personal shopper. Janet still want Gina to apologize. For something. Maybe calling them cunts? Gina is going to see an elite matchmaker to find her a man. Did […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Recap: To Moving On!
It’s time to head back down under to see watch these witches are doing. Melbourne truly is a beautiful city. Too bad is it so far away. Lydia goes over to some idiot woman’s house to gossip about the girls. But first, Lydia completely misses the woman’s joke about not having carbs since 1964. It […]
Behind the Scenes Drama From Real Housewives of Melbourne
I received an email with a link to this interesting BlogSpot with exactly one entry today. It’s an open letter to Gina Liano from the Real Housewives of Melbourne written back in April. It seems the show was over and the reunion had been filmed and someone *cough* Lydia *cough* was butthurt over editing. Lydia, […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Goes Into the Toilets
So we are back to Everyone Hates Jane-uh. I had homework for this article sent by Michael but alas between Frankie, Apollo and the Giudices, I didn’t have to do it this week. Incidentally, Frankie, Apollo and the Giudices would be a good name for a band if anyone is looking. Just envision that collaboration […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne: Gina Becomes the Outcast
Because my crappy cable box has to be turned off a lot to reset or it gets all squirrelly, I shut it down late Saturday night and went to bed. I didn’t turn it back on until 12:30 the next morning. So I only have the tennis event to blog about. Perhaps y’all can fill […]
The Real Housewives of Melbourne
We start with Chyka and her husband Bruce on a romantic date at the beach. They go to a beautiful steak house overlooking the ocean. They are a really cute couple and seem really in love. Aw, Bruce rented out an entire amusement park for the two of them. It’s really a pretty little park. […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne : Snow Bunnies and Saber Tooth Tigers
So, if I don’t get up early enough to recap this in real-time on Sunday, it’s really hard to find a moment to watch it. This week, Andrea, Lydia and Jackie are going on a ski trip. Jackie has never skied, Andrea hasn’t skied in years, and I think Lydia probably does ski. The snow […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Recaps: Chinese Whispers and Mexican Fiestas
Okay, I have already forgotten who these ladies are and which ones I like and don’t like so forgive me if I contradict everything I said last week. Janet is off to get some Botox. Jackie is along for moral support. Janet is very wrinkly. How old is she? Jackie tells Janet about Gina’s comments […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne : Bad Vibes
Lydia goes shopping with her stepson, and her dog, who is wearing a sweater. Why do rich people like to dress animals up in clothes. It is ridiculous. So is this “vegetarian” clothing store. The step-son, Sam is the only person in the store with a functioning brain. Gina is still pissy about the psychic. […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Season Premiere Recap
I’m already mesmerized by the city. I wish it was not such a long flight to Australia. I get claustrophobic just thinking about being on a flight that long. Lydia Apparently, what you drive is very important to these ladies. Lydia drives a pretty black Porsha and has a medium sized dog. Lydia is a […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne is Coming to America!
EPISODES NEW YORK – July 31, 2014 – Bravo Media travels 10,000 miles to the land “Down Under” with the acquisition of “The Real Housewives of Melbourne,” which will air every Sunday at 12 PM ET/PT beginning on August 3 with two back-to-back episodes. The 12-episode series follows the lavish lives of six successful Melbourne […]