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Million Dollar Listing New York Finale: The French Connection
By The Lady Cocotte As shocking as it seems, tonight is the Million Dollar Listing New York season finale. So soon? Mais oui! So let’s pack our bags. We have a LENNY freaking KRAVITZ launch in Paris and our flight is boarding. And if we’re lucky, maybe a very special friend will meet us at […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Wake, Sell, Repeat & Pushing the Envelopes
By The Lady Cocotte I think I owe you all an apology. I’ve been under the weather (damn you, Lymopause!) and fell woefully behind on the Million Dollar Listing New York recaps. For shame! Well, Mistress Tamara has wisely shortened the chains on my radiator and I’m back. So bring on the real estate shenanigans! […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: It Takes a (East) Village
By The Lady Cocotte Last week was so much fun I couldn’t resist coming back for another exciting episode of Million Dollar Listing New York. Will Ryan’s no-gimmick gimmick pay off? Will Steve survive his ball busting co-lister? Will Fredrik sweet talk his way out of trouble (again)? Of course they will. But dang […]
WWHL With Steve Gold and Sonja Morgan
I already know that Andy is going to be all over Steve Gold on this episode. Ew. Bruce Bozzi is the bartender. Also, ew. Right away Andy brings up that Steve ran in to him at the beach and supposedly Andy hit on Steve. Well of course he did. Steve has apparently attempted to list […]
Million Dollar Listing New York double feature: Ice, Ice Ryan and Co-List Or No-List
By The Lady Cocotte Million Dollar Listing New York is getting screwed, y’all. Not only is it running the same time as the Big Brother live eviction episode (otherwise known as Tamara Tattles’ must watch show of the week), it’s also competing in a summer jam packed with RHOA filming news, baby mama drama […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Under The Influencers
Ryan Ryan’s client, Nick is late. When he finally shows up he has The Fat Jewish with him. The Fat Jew is making more comments on the property than the actual client. Plus the apartment is way over his budget. The apartments in his price range were much smaller. I think Ryan made a mistake […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Hashtag, You’re It!
Ryan This week, Ryan is trying to sell the two townhouses he listed last week on the same street. The less expensive of the two properties has a seller who barely speaks and is probably the most laid back person on the planet. Ryan brings him a low offer and he just say, “Okay, let’s […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Frankel-y Speaking
Fredrik It’s a RHONY cross-over tonight with Bethenny Frankel checking out one of Fredrik’s listings on her street in solo. Bethenny seems to really like the apartment. She would make one of the six bedrooms a walk in closet. Because, SIX BEDROOMS? Just as Bethenny is randomly asking if the architect is gay or straight, […]
Smiles From Around The World on Instagram With Fredrik Eklund and More
Just in case you need to know that there are a lot great things going on in the world and that our rock is still spinning, head over to Fredrik Eklund’s Instagram. It’s always a happy place no matter what is going on. He’s been on safari with Derek and Friends. Africa through my eyes! […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: The Kids Aren’t Alright
Fredrik Fredrik is going after a listing in Soho this week that is two of the last cast iron buildings. That sounds like a lot safer place for me to live than on top of the Four Seasons. Maybe I should change my go fund me to this place. It’s just sixteen and a half […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Good As Gold
I am SOFA KING excited about this premiere tonight. I thought I would be really sad with Luis gone, but I have him on Instagram and love seeing him on an adventure in Paris. I think all three guys went to see him when Fredrik was there on his birthday trip. Oh and happiness break! I […]
Fredrik Eklund And Bethenny Frankel Do The Happy Dance Over Their New Bravo Show
Shake you groove thang when you have a new show on Bravo together hahaahah 😂🕺🏻🎉 (VOLUME UP ⬆️⬆️⬆️) @bethennyfrankel @bravotv A post shared by Fredrik Eklund (@fredrikeklundny) on May 1, 2017 at 4:37pm PDT My thoughts on seeing this is maybe Fredrik will bring out a fun, lighter side of Bethenny. Fredrik is back in […]
Happiness Break!
That feeling when you land in Paris and meet an old friend @luisdortiz (VOLUME ⬆️⬆️⬆️) ❤️😂🕺🏻 A post shared by Fredrik Eklund (@fredrikeklundny) on Apr 24, 2017 at 7:51am PDT Fredrick Elkund and Luis D. Ortiz are currently my two favorite Instagram accounts. I took forever to trudge through that depressing Feud finale while dark […]
Luis D. Ortiz Begins The Next Chapter Of His Life Today
Fan favorite of Million Dollar Listing New York has left for Paris today. And it’s a one way ticket. He’s moving to the City of Light, a place he has never even visited to start a new chapter of his life. I love this for him. He needed a change. He was burning out in […]
We Need To Talk About Fredrik Eklund’s Instagram
I’ve been meaning to tell you guys about Fredrik Eklund’s Instagram for a long time. But before I tell you all the reasons you need to visit it often, We need to talk about him and this dog, and Michael Jackson impersonator. This is not the sort of photo that causes me to so […]
Million Dollar Listing New York Finale: The Journeys Continue
The Million Dollar Listing New York Finale is apparently going to be a sad one. I was planning on recapping it this weeken but I am functioning about 20% right now and just haven’t had the time to watch it. I wasn’t really worried about being spoiled because really, what can someone say to spoil […]
WWHL With Reza Farahan and Luis D. Ortiz
I actually fell asleep before this show aired last night and slept until 8 a.m. so I didn’t have time to recap. Thank the gods that I may actually be back on a regular sleep schedule. I actually had breakfast and everything this morning. Three cheers for getting on normal people’s schedules! So today I was […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: No Sleep Til Brooklyn Sells
Technical Update: Moments before writing this post, I tried yet another fix to the issues my mobile users are having. Please let me know if you can test it and it works. I plan to move to a new hosting site as soon as possible /Heavy Sigh Here is a recap of tonight’s Million Dollar […]
Million Dollar Listing New York Recap: Bleecker and Bleaker
I seem to have missed an episode of MDLNY. I have only seen one, so either I wasn’t paying attention or this is the third episode. Luis Luis has once again decided to trust Ryan to co-list with him on a $16 million dollar property owned by a developer he wants to do more […]
WWHL With Carole Radziwill and Ryan Serhant
I totally forgot about this show today. I’m going to hit the highlights because it is ShondaLand Thursday. Carole doesn’t think Luann was jealous about her dating the chef, she just thinks she was in a bad place in her life and took it out on her. I know I watched the first episode […]
Million Dollar Listing New York Set to Return For Season Five!
Bravo seems to be starting advertising for upcoming seasons a good five weeks before they air these days. Their latest new season trailer is for season five of Million Dollar Listing. Luis, Fredrik and Ryan are all back. The new listings look amazing, I can’t wait to see all of the drool worthy real estate. […]
Devastating News For Fredrik Eklund and Husband, Derek
Maybe it is just because I’m still battling the hole of depression on a daily basis, but sad news seems to be everywhere lately. Yesterday, Million Dollar Listing New York’s Fredrick Eklund announced that their very carefully selected surrogate had a miscarriage. She was pregnant with twins. I am so saddened to hear this news. […]
Fredrik Eklund Responds to Bigots on Instagram
As the last person on earth who doesn’t have Instagram I fail to see the allure of the whole thing. It sort of represents what is wrong with the world. No matter where you go these days, instead of enjoying the concert, sunset, fabulous meal or even your own garden, everyone has a damn phone in their […]
Million Dollar Listing New York
Sorry I have been terrible at recapping this. For some reason I have decided not to do much on Wednesdays. I am just now getting caught up on the show. Fredrik I loved the episodes of Fredrik in Sweden. I was sad that his friend Ana was not willing to be his surrogate. That said, […]
Million Dollar Listing New York Recap: Unfinished Business
Luis Our boy Luis finally has the appointment of his dreams with a developer and his alarm does not go off. He is late. Somehow he makes it on time. All of Luis’s scenes make me anxious. The developer has one townhouse left to sell and Luis wants to do it. He is a huge […]
WWHL With Fredrik Eklund And Washed Up Actress Vivica Fox
Oh I see Andrew has decided to have Vivica Fox on tonight. Really, Andrew? You are so disappointing. So he introduces her as being know for Independence Day and Kill Bill from like the 90s and her new movie, Chocolate City. For fucksake, bitch was in Sharknado 2. And is already praising the fuck out […]
Millionaire Dollar Listing NY Double Recap
Fredrik Fredrik’s Time Warner property is not getting any traction at $35 million. When he talks to the owner she wants to raise the price to $42. Fredrik wants to lower the price. The owner is a nut job. The owner sent a letter to the office firing Fredrik in a not very nice way. […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: The First Two Episodes
I am two episodes behind on this so I thought I would get on the new season. I’m not going to do an extensive recap on these two shows. I’ll just make a few comments. It looks like Fredrik and Ryan are going to be jackholes to Luis AGAIN this season. This season, Ryan is […]
Bravo Announces Three New Shows And Greenlights Two More For Another Season
Here is Bravo’s latest press release regarding their upcoming shows. Is it me are they really pumping out new programming like crazy these days? It seems like I read somewhere they are now in the number three slot among cable stations with advertising. That’s huge! It seems like they are throwing everything out there to […]
Bravo Garners Four Primetime Emmy Nominations
Below please find the Bravo Press release concerning their Emmy nominations. If you aren’t interested in the press release, skip to the end for a little tea from me about Top Chef. NEW YORK – July 10, 2014 – Bravo Media, part of NBCUniversal Cable Entertainment, continues to be recognized for its high quality, original […]
Million Dollar Listing New York Reunion Recap
Andy wastes no time in greeting the guys for the reunion and gets right into the questions. Most embarrassing moments for the guys? Fredrik says the time he dumped a drink on Luis’s head. He starts to explain how terrible he feels when he sees that. He mentions he is twice Luis’s size and […]
Million Dollar Listing New York Recap: Season Finale
The stars have finally aligned for me to recap the finale of Million Dollar Listing New York. I hope you are all still interested. Let’s see how the boys end Season 3. I am looking forward to the reunion where Andy says everyone, including Andy sheds a few tears. Luis Luis gets a call from […]