Look at me trying to get a MDLLA recap up on the night that it airs! Tonight is the season finale, so it was my last shot at being on time. I wonder what will be on Bravo next Tuesday night? Maybe I’ll have Tuesdays off for a couple of weeks? Will we get to […]
MDLLA Recap: Bird Streets, Castles, & Wildfires (Triple Recap)
I got really behind on MDLLA Recaps. I have episode nine and ten on DVR and Nanette sent photos. Nothing taped for me last week and Nanette did not send photos. So was assuming that there were only ten episodes this season. However, wikipedia says there are twelve. So? I’m confused. I’m going do do […]
MDLLA Recap: 24 Hours Or Else
Is everyone enjoying a lazy Saturday? I know I am. I’m really good at being lazy. So I am going to make this MDLLA recap quick and dirty (I hope). It’s hot so while I can’t get any wine right now, I’m drinking beer. And gaining around a pound a minute. But whatever.
MDLLA Recap: Flagg It Or Bag It
Last night, I had ONE JOB. All I had to do was a MDLLA recap. I was tinkering with an upcoming exclusive but it was more than my brain can handle. So I was all ready to actually get one of these recaps out on the day the show aired. I got Banjo settled and […]
MDLLA Recap: Ze Plane! Ze Plane!
I literally thought I had already done this MDLLA recap, but I have not. I blame Covid brain, and he fact that my DVR is trying to die in this fucking pandemic. So, not time like the present I guess. Maybe Fredrick Eklund will be on. It’s one of those days that we all need […]
MDLLA Recap: Storm The Castle
Million Dollar Listing LA not only comes on on a busy night, it is 75 minutes long which makes it difficult for me to recap timely because of other shows. So this may be my lasst MDLLA recap. I’m not getting many views and I feel like you guys are kind of over it. Plus, […]
MDLLA Recap: Altman Versus Fredrik
Finally we get the episode we have been waiting for when Fredrik Eklund shows up to take over the LA Real Estate Market. But before we get to this week’s MDLLA recap, there is some news about Mauricio and The Agency. First much ado was made about Mauricio closing one of his offices. Why? Who […]
MDLLA Recap: A Rock And A Hard Price
Somehow the end of the week is suddenly slammed with shows to recap. So I’m going to get right on this MDLLA recap and see if maybe, just maybe we get Fredrik this week! Hopefully, he will end up taking Tracy’s spot as she is getting on my nerves. I have headache, perhaps from the […]
MDLLA Recap: Razor’s Edge
This week’s MDLLA recap should include the arrival of Fredrik Eklund and his family to Los Angeles. I don’t get on Instagram much but when I am feeling a bit down, I got to Fredrik’s IG. He seems very happy with his life in California. His children are so stunningly gorgeous I can’t believe they […]
MDLLA Recap: Altman And Flagg’s Co-List
It feels like it’s been years since we had a MDLLA episode. I’m probably going to need a minute to get all the names straight for the MDLLA recap! The title alone suggests this will be good. Did the two Josh’s really agree to a co-listing? It’s the end of the world as we know […]
Million Dollar Listing: Won’t You Be My Neighbor
David & James Bloody hell! The first episode is a call from PeeKay, I thought for sure the farse was over on the last episode. Quit stinking up this show you broke down con man! Apparently, he listened. We never saw or heard from him again. Not a peep from Dorit. Brinkley I hate how […]
Million Dollar Listing L.A.: The Good Fight
I am mainly recapping this show because Dorit and PK are on it pretending like they are home owners. The reality is that Paul has a minor interest in the LLC that owns the property. They have been living there while it was being renovated. Kind of like that guy that used to work for […]
EXCLUSIVE TEA! Answers To Your Questions About Upcoming Bravo Shows (#DBT, #RHONJ, #RHOA, #RHOBH, #PumpRules and #MDLLA)
I’ve been getting a lot of questions about upcoming shows lately. Everyone is very curious about why Don’t Be Tardy has not aired yet. Others are asking about premiere dates for Real Housewives and Million Dollar Listing LA. I’ve checked with my sources and this is what I’ve been told. Don’t Be Tardy finished taping […]
Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles: Unfinished Business
It’s the finale of MDLLA and it feels like this season flew by. Perhaps because I didn’t recap all the episodes. But I can’t miss this one because it is Josh Flagg’s wedding! And beginning signs of Tracy’s divorce. But first… Josh Altman Josh also has a listing appointment with a developer. Paul McCartney and […]
Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles: Love and Listings
I haven’t had much time to do these recaps and was ready to just stop until I realized there are only two episodes left. So I’m going to give it my best shot. Next week is Flagg’s wedding so that should be good. Tracy Maltas Tracy is meeting with a developer that she parted ways […]
Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles: Keys To The Castle
I don’t know why I always push this show to the back of the recap line. I think it might be because I really like it. I’m sort of the same way with my Parts Unknown episodes that I pile up on my DVR. I rarely think it is a good time to watch the […]
Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles: Mile High Club
Josh Altman It looks like Josh took a bit of time off from filming to spend with his new baby. She’s adorable and three months old now! Heather will not let Josh or his brother walk on the rug the baby is on with shoes on. But the dog is all over it. People are […]
MDLLA’s Tracy Maltas Files For Divorce
I’ve been enjoying this season of Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles and getting to know Tracy Maltas. Although there was a bit of back and forth between Tracy and her husband Jason, it really didn’t seem to be a rocky marriage. There were scenes where Jason, a real estate developer, chided her about not even […]
Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles” It Wasn’t In My Budget
It seems this season that the realtors will rotate in and out of the episodes and we will be focusing on just three this week, Last week we had both Joshes and Tracy. This week we have Tracy with The Brits and Madison. The Brits James and David are super excited to have a shot […]
Million Dollar Listing Los Angles : Who’s Your Daddy
Back by popular demand, is this week’s MDLLA episode recap. This show always gets put on the back burner for other posts, and if I’m being honest so I can watch Christmas movies instead. But since you guys were asking for it, here we go! Josh Flagg Josh is getting ready for his over the […]
Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles: She’s A Boss
MDLLA came back for a new season on and already jam packed Thursday night, so once again the recaps will have to come when they come. On the season premiere, Tracy Maltas is introduced to us right away as one of the top realtors at Douglas Elliman. She’s coming on the show to give the boys […]
Josh Flagg And Bobby Boyd Got Married!
I wasn’t really going to post about this. I didn’t realize so many of you were Josh Flagg fans. I remember posting about his proposal in Paris. For some reason I thought they would get married there. Instead it was a huge extravaganza in Beverly Hills. I first saw photos on Eden Sassoon’s Instagram. Apparently […]
MDLLA’S Madison Hildebrand Had A Naked Intruder In His House
So TMZ has an very late night exclusive tonight about Madison Hildebrand having a naked male intruder in his house. The guy wandered in when Madison was away and tripped the alarm. Madison got a notification on his phone and called the police. The guy was arrested and charged with burglary. But not before he […]
It May Be Time For ANOTHER Price Drop On Bethenny’s Apartment
On the last episode of RHONY, the listing of Bethenny’s apartment by Fredrick Eklund last February was inserted into the December timeline in order to hype up their new property flipping series. It was a wildly ridiculous scene where Fredrik told the homeowner on adderall with ADD to “declutter.” The she was told to get rid of […]
Baby Watch! Josh Altman’s Wife Heather 6 Days Past Due!
April The Giraffe isn’t the only past due mama in the news. Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles realtor Josh Altman’s wife Heather is six days past due as well. So far, Josh hasn’t thought to put her on a live video feed to make some money like April’s keepers. Instead, last night was their first […]
Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles: The War of Real Estate
Apologies for the lack of Million Dollar Listing Recaps. I had someone in place to do them, and a backup plan and both seem to have fallen through. I may be able to sweet talk Jim into it in the future, maybe. A few guys were excited to do it and then the show started […]
Josh Altman and Heather Bilyeu Finally Got Hitched!
After calling off the wedding last year because Altman could not put his bride before his job, the two decided to try again and the second time was the charm. The pair got married yesterday in Aspen outdoors on a beautiful yet chilly day. At least Josh had a yarmulke to keep his bald […]
Who Wants To Trip on Shrooms With Chad Rogers? Um, Anyone?
Josh Flagg has been publicly posting links to this little ditty by former MDLLA agent, Chad Rogers everywhere. And not for good reasons. I know some of you seem to take some psychedelic meds late at night (I’m looking at you T D) so perhaps you can all commune here on this lovely Friday night […]
Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles Recap: That’s Neff’ed Up!
For some reason, it is always hard for me to get to this recap. The recaps don’t get many views so it get pushed for things that bring higher numbers. But I do really like the show. So let’s see what the guys got up to this week. I really hope that James didn’t drink! Josh Flagg Ut-oh! […]
Million Dollar Listing LA Recap: Dinner Party Disaster
I didn’t have time to recap the premiere of Million Dollar Listing LA last week so I’m just going to start with the second episode. It’s weird watching episodes of two different MDL franchises with the exact same sort of staged fights. I really try to suspend disbelief on the MDL franchise, but as we know the […]
Million Dollar Listing LA Returns in September
Why is Bravo already doing PR for September? It just drives home the point that summer is almost over! We need to get out there and enjoy summer while it is here, people! It makes me kind of want to go out there in the sweltering heat and lay out on my back like a […]
MDLLA On WWHL: Andy Is Moody, Flagg Cries, Brits Get No Respect
I just remembered something happened to my DVR on Tuesday I don’t have Dance Moms (sssh don’t talk about it I am going to on Demand it, maybe next, but I am everso tired…) and I may have missed an episode of MDLLA. I swear Comcast sucks ass when it comes to recordings. Anyway that […]
Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles: Lucky Number Seven
It feels like it has been a million years since I have watched this show. It keeps getting pushed to the back of the pile because it’s not a show that gets a lot of action on this site. But I am hooked on the Brits and ready to see what happens next! Josh Flagg […]