I was petrified that I was going to be spoiled on the ending of this season because the show was over two hours long and I could not record it until one a.m. I managed to dodge social media and ended up falling asleep on the couch before midnight. I woke up in the […]
Married At First Sight: Forsaking All Others
Well, it’s time for the MAFS couples to make a last-ditch effort at working things out. It’s the customary second honeymoon. Typically, these scenes have more positive interactions because they are somewhere nice. I am a bit worried about the bus trip though. Let’s see what happens. Tom and Lilly These two get some […]
Married At First Sight: In-Laws
Tom and Lilly It’s Lilly’s dad’s birthday and since he disappeared on the family, she is all in her feelings. She says he was an exceptional father and then he just checked out. That must be super hard to deal with. Tom is really supportive in these situations. She tried to call him but […]
Married At First Sight: To Love And To Cherish
Sonia and Nick I read a little bit about Sonia and Nick the other day. There were no spoilers but it talked about how Sonia spends a lot of her off time helping the local homeless community. On one of the confessional shows Nick talked about how one day they brought home a young girl […]
Married At First Sight: Naked Truth
It’s been a dreadful week. Everything that could go wrong has gone wrong. I probably shouldn’t say that because I suppose it could be worse. As I was typing the last post I heard a male voice outside making a loud groan. Looked outside and saw nothing. Both Banjo and I are super jittery […]
Married At First Sight: In Sickness and In Health
It’s been one hell of an irritating day, and I’m several recaps behind what I anticipated doing today. Everyone seems to feel some kind of way about Married at First Sight this week So I’m going to start there. I’m warning you, I’m in a shit mood and even Banjo is feeling my wrath […]
Married At First Sight: To Have And To Hold (Or Not…)
This season of Married at First Sight is full of pretty bad matches. If you are just watching for the first time, it’s not usually like this. They are showing so many serious issues that I wonder if they are setting us up to be shocked a who stays together, because usually we have […]
Married At First Sight: For Better or Worse
Because I wanted to see Bachelor in Paradise and recap the three hour finale, I lost the first four minutes of Married At First Sight because BIP went until 9:03. I chose the show I actually wanted to watch over this one that I also like and was rewarded with my first ever post […]
Married At First Sight: You Don’t Need To Be Coy, Roy Just Get Yourself Free
Well, the honeymoon is over on Married At First Sight, and the happy (and the miserable) couples must now make cohabitation plans. Of course Tom and Lillian will be sent to the bus. Because, Great TV. Let’s hope she has always wanted to be a member to the Partridge Family or something and will think […]
Married At First Sight Honeymoons Part 2: Shady Activities
In case you missed part one of the honeymoons episode, click here. The short version is Heather is going to be the bitch of the whole season. Contractually, they are required to stick it out, but I’d love it if she just left. Tom and Lillian in Montego Bay Jamaica Tom is still nervous […]
Married At First Sight: Honeymoons Part 1: Miscommunication
Tom and Lillian in Montego Bay Jamaica Tom and Lillian have consummated their marriage. They both felt like their first time was perfect and special. These two go for a swim in the ocean. Tom loves Lillian in a bikini. They do a lot of getting to know you type conversations. They are so […]
Married At First Sight: Just Married
MAFS, LIKE ALL REALITY SHOWS, IS FILMED AND FINISHED WELL BEFORE WE SEE THE SHOW. THIS MEANS SPOILERS ABOUND ON THE INTERNET. I LOVE THIS SHOW AND WANT TO GO ALONG FOR THE RIDE UNSPOILED. PLEASE DO NOT EVEN HINT ABOUT ANY KNOWLEDGE YOU HAVE BEYOND THE SHOW. I WILL BAN YOU FOREVER IF YOU […]
Married At First Sight Season 4 Recap: The Weddings
MAFS, LIKE ALL REALITY SHOWS, IS FILMED AND FINISHED WELL BEFORE WE SEE THE SHOW. THIS MEANS SPOILERS ABOUND ON THE INTERNET. I LOVE THIS SHOW AND WANT TO GO ALONG FOR THE RIDE UNSPOILED. PLEASE DO NOT EVEN HINT ABOUT ANY KNOWLEDGE YOU HAVE BEYOND THE SHOW. I WILL BAN YOU FOREVER IF […]
Married At First Sight Recap: Six Months Later
Sam and Neil I didn’t think they would start with these two as they seemed to be the most interesting. But it’s looking like we are starting here because there has been no change. Sam says after the show ended, they tried to work things out but it didn’t last long and they decided they […]
Married At First Sight Recap: The Final Decisions Are Made
I really need for these people to get out of their beds and on to the couches. I can’t believe anything we are seeing here in these produced scenes. I just want to get to the decisions. I’m pretty confident in my favorite couple, Sam and Neil making it. I’m not sure that Tres is […]
Married At First Sight Recap: Finale Part 1
I am so excited for tonight’s episode of Married at First Sight! It’s the finale, y’all! But it is only part one and we probably won’t know any outcomes until next week. Unfortunately, it looks like this episode is going to be a bye week. We will probably get a little something in the […]
Married At First Sight Recap: Last Chance for Romance
It’s the last episode before decision day and I can’t wait to watch this episode. I know you guys have been dying to tell me things and I am thankful not to be too spoiled other than y’all still hating Ashley. The fact that her marriage is going down in flames is not exactly a […]
Married At First Sight: Intimacy Part II
So many people have reached out to me to call Ashley every name in the book this episode, so I am excited to finally get the chance to recap it for you. I’ve also seen lots of commercials where Sam and Neil seem to be coming together, I am even more excited about that. I’ve […]
Married At First Sight Recap: Fireworks!
We are a little over four weeks in now… Time for some fireworks… It’s the Fourth of July! Everyone is hosting a July 4th celebration. David and Ashley Their Party It looks like production is going to try to redeem Ashley a little bit this week. Good luck with that. Ashley says she […]
Married At First Sight Recap: Making Memories
We are over halfway through the experiment. Neil & Sam Neil and Sam are still living apart which renews my concerns that Sam is just waiting out her six month contract and has checked out. Wait, the house they moved out of was in Sandy Springs? That’s pretty much as conveniently located as you can be […]
Married At First Sight: Breaking Down Barriers
Vanessa and Tres We begin with these two sitting on the couch, Tres very unenthusiastically asks Vanessa what her plans are for the rest of the week. She answers like a middle school boy with a half hearted “I dunno” while fiddling with her phone. Vanessa is pouting about something and Tres tries to figure […]
Married At First Sight Recap: Intimacy Part 1
Since Bravo insisted on making me tape Girlfriends Guide to Divorce if I wanted to record #RHOBH I am watching Married at First Sight in real time while Ben C is hopefully recapping RHOBH. I’ll have to watch the show tomorrow. I have too many things taping tonight and I don’t appreciate Bravo’s fuckery for […]