Finally ready for this MAFS recap. Things are sort of nuts in real life these days. But I am ready for what has become the Chris show. I hope we get more time with the other couples, especially the ones that have a chance at making it. Also, I am ready to get out of […]
MAFS Recap: Last Night Was Magic
It’s time to head back to Vegas for another MAFS recap. This season is already super dramatic, mostly due to Chris. And we start right away with production insisting that Chris tell Paige some devastating news. It’s only day three of the marriages! Then we back up two hours. Sigh. I hate when they do […]
MAFS Recap: Romance Or Regret?
This is the time when I wish we could just fast forward the the MAFS recap about the honeymoons. I have a feeling this is going to be a slow episode where Chris just says a whole lot more stupid shit that annoys us all. It seems as though his ex is going to pop […]
MAFS Recap: Nice To Marry You
I have a memory of telling you guys that there were a couple of bad apples on this season of MAFS. But there is no MAFS recap. Perhaps it was in an open forum, or more likely, and I know this is weird, sometimes I recap in my dreams. Anyway three couples have gotten married […]
MAFS Recap: The Grand Finale
I didn’t expect the MAFS reunion to be tonight! That’s right on the heels of last night’s two hour MAFS recap. This is a season I actually enjoyed so I am a bit sad that it is over already. I will especially miss Bennett and Amelia and I’m dying to know how things are going […]
MAFS Recap: We Need To Get A Divorce
After the longest MAFS season in history, decision day has finally come. I don’t know for sure what to expect on tonight’s MAFS recap after all the twists and turns from last week. I think Amani & Woody are the only sure thing. It is so late and I have recapped a million things. But […]
MAFS Recap: Pack Your Bags
After a surprise extra few weeks of quarantining, Decision Day is rapidly approaching. So let’s do a quick MAFS recap as I wait for my voting chair to arrive. The couples have been together for 15 weeks due to the pandemic. This is longer than any of the couples have quarantined on any season, almost […]
MAFS Recap: Stranger Spouse
I almost did this MAFS recap at three in the morning but ran out of steam. Especially since it is a two hour show. Let’s see how these couples are doing once the mandated lockdown is over. The were locked down for six weeks on top of the scheduled eight weeks. This has of course […]
MAFS Recap: Home Alone
Despite the fact that NO ONE READS my MAFS Recaps, I shall soldier on. It is important that I continue to cast pearls before swine if there is any hope of getting you guys off the Bravo teat. It is my personal mission. So let’s get through another two hour episode where the pandemic comes […]
Married At First Sight Recap: A Four Hour Catch up Post
I am way behind on MAFS recaps. I’ve been sleeping A LOT lately and the sleep schedule is no schedule. I sleep a few hours then wake up for an hour or two then sleep a few more hours. Lather, rinse, repeat. The first two hours will be about sexual intimacy. And in the second […]
MAFS Recap: Let’s Talk About Sex
Y’all I have so much more on my mind tonight than this. My thoughts are with every single teacher who is literally risking their life to go back into a classroom. I’m not going to lie, I would have retired. If you would like to support teachers, please go to DonorsChoose. Find a school near […]
MAFS Australia Recap: The End Of Times
I am really behind in these MAFS Australia recaps and was looking forward to getting caught up. However, I am doing so now because I cannot watch the news of the death of RPG anymore it is very upsetting especially as I was the reactions of Fox News. I went to see what they were […]
MAFS Recap Dealbreakers
Let’s try to pop out this MAFS recap real quick because I want to know what is going on this week. I think Karen is going to be a Karen and break Miles heart, but I hope I am wrong. Mostly, I just need my time with Amelia and Bennett. And as always, I wish […]
MAFS Recap: Opening Up Is Hard To Do
Why don’t we all head down to NOLA and get caught up on the latest US group of newlyweds with a MAFS Recap. I feel like perhaps my DVR missed a MAFS Australia recap. I feel like the ending of the Boys and Girls night left things a bit unresolved. I’ll check on that soon. […]
MAFS Recap: You Can Get Out Of This
I was literally falling asleep sitting up around 7 pm and drank a ton of coffee to get through the RHOBH reunion recap. Now I remain wide awake so I may as well knock out this MAFS recap. I could really use a dose of Bennet and Amelia. They make me happy.
MAFS Recap: The Honeymoon Is Over
There are so many MAFS episodes and 90 Day Fiance episodes airing now, it is increasingly difficult to keep up with these MAFS recaps! It’s time for two more hours with the NOLA couples. I believe this episode we are going to see some “therapy” with the “experts.” At least these experts are better than […]
MAFS Recap: I See Red Flags
While I am currently in a waking stage; but feel like I need to go back to bed again, I thought I would at least get caught up on MAFS recaps. I have this 90 minute episode and two more hours of MAFS Australia to get through. I shall keep on slogging through it because, […]
MAFS Recap: What Happened Last Night?
I just fell over exhausted for like no reason. I can’t keep my eyes open. And I even took my B vitamins today that always make me feel speedy. I blame the heat combined with the beer. Nontheless, I’d really like to watch this show and that means I need to do a MAFS Recap. […]
MAFS Recap: It’s Not The First Time
I just realized I have four hours of MAFS to recap. So, first, let’s try to knock out the MAFS recap for New Orleans. It’s time to get out couples married. Oh apparently, we already did that. It appears that I missed an episode of this show. My DVR is on it’s last leg. I […]
MAFS Recap: New Orleans
I am not expecting much for the next two hours other than the so-called experts choosing the cast for MAFS New Orleans. But, I am expecting to have some exciting MAFS recaps with this New Orleans cast. I’ve seen very little previews but … what I have seen looks amazeballs. New Orleans is a magical […]
MAFS Australia Recap: Four Weddings, Five Brides
I totally forgot about MAFS Australia this week so it’s a wonderful surprise that I get to do another MAFS Australia recap tonight! I am still not over the fact that there are twelve couples and so unprepared on photos. How many couples will marry this episode? All I know for sure is we are […]
MAFS Recap: Decision Day
Apparently, it was decision day on MAFS. So it’s time to do a MAFS recap. Austin and Jessica chose to stay together. And he finally told her that he loves her. This episode was a bit cut off for me and is only an hour long so I feel like I might have missed some […]
MAFS Recap: Deception Indicated!
I am really behind on my MAFS Recaps. It’s hard to tell how far because I have eleventy billion versions of each episode. So I am going to get started on it now, at 2:22 am because I am awake and am not planning to leave the house except to go buy wine some time […]
MAFS Recap: The L Word
It’s time to check in on Married at First Sight with another MAFS recap. This is what happens when you hire people off social media to be on this show instead of the generic idiots we used to have that came to open calls. Meka & Michael So… Michael just randomly announces that his work […]
MAFS Recap: Home Is Where Your Spouse Is
It’s been a while since we’ve had a MAFS recap, so no time like the present, right? This season is a terrible in terms of the matchups, but sometimes watching a lot of bad matches can be interesting. Spoiler Alert! Only one couple stays together at the final ceremony, only to break up a couple […]
MAFS Recap: Trouble In Paradise
Welcome Back MAFS Recap readers! I usually would have done this early today but I am going through a sane patch and am starting to leave the house and stuff. Today I went to Whole Foods and spent ungodly amounts of money on sanity water and organic salad fixings and stuff. If you guys do […]
MAFS Recap: One Night Spouse
It’s been a while since I’ve done a MAFS recap and we are only up to the couples first night together. It’s going to be a loooooong season. Also, I have been completely spoiled on the entire season. Someone close to the show sent me everything. The email had a disclaimer before the spoilers saying […]
MAFS Recap: Meet The New Couples!
Katie and Derek Katie Conrad is 25 and a mental health professional. She has type 1 diabetes and wants to get pregnant as soon as possible for health reasons. She also recently got out of a bad relationship. Once she was selected to be married at first site, he showed back up in her life. […]
MAFS Recap: It’s Decision Day!
Today’s DVR schedule is so busy that I can’t get to this MAFS Recap until the reairing at 11 pm. I am literally just sitting in here trying so hard not to get spoiled by leaving the admin forum. I am really excited. The weird thing about MAFS is that, for example, this episode is […]
MAFS Decision Day Predictions: Who Will Last?
I didn’t get into this season of MAFS as much as some of the previous ones. I’m not sure why really. The couples were interesting enough. I think it just seemed very slow this season. Also, as with every reality show, each season seems more and more scripted. The penultimate episode was a whole lot […]
MAFS Recap: One Month Anniversaries
Finally have a chance to get a new MAFS recap up. The newlyweds are half way to decision day and things are finally going to get real. Beth & Jaime These two seem mismatched. For their anniversary, they go back to the venue for their wedding. Jaime gives some new vows to Elizabeth. He vows […]
MAFS Recap: Where Is My Husband?
This is the episode where MAFS actually gets going. So this MAFS recap should be a lot more interesting than the previous ones. Things are about to get real. Well the bad news is that the episode didn’t record. So I am going to have to watch on demand which means I will have to […]
MAFS Recap: Real Life And Real Wife
I’m not sure that many of you are actually watching this show, so I am wondering if I even need to do MAFS recaps anymore. The season has gotten off to an extremely slow start, so perhaps that is the issue. This week the couple return from their honeymoons and begin their real lives in […]
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