A Family That Scares Together I am so excited that this show is back and even more so that it is an hour block. I wonder if it will be airing with Don’t Be Tardy when it hits its regular time slot? I hope so! I hope that Caroline’s lump is nothing. I’d be […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: If You Can’t Stand The Heat, Get Out Of My Kitchen!
It’s time to head back to New Jersey to hang out with our favorite Felons By Bravo. Frankly, we are off to a dull season. Sure Jac is going to stir the pot tonight, but I’m really not interested in anyone else’s storyline yet. I need Dolores and Siggy to deliver, because it doesn’t seem like […]
WWHL With Three Manzos and One Scalia
It’s time for WWHL with Caroline, Albie and Chris Manzo as well as Lauren Scalia who has a brand new search tag here at Tamaratattles.com after tonight! Immediately they start talking about Brooks and Caroline says, “First of all, if you fake cancer…” And Andy interrupts to point out that we don’t know that! Oh […]
Manzo’d With Children Finale: Lauren and Vito’s Wedding
I am actually looking forward this Manzo’d With Children episode. Oh wait. It’s TWO HOURS and they are on WWHL tonight. I’ll have to wait on WWHL until tomorrow. Two hours is really pushing the fucking limits. I don’t think any housewife got a two hour wedding did they? Maybe Tamra, I think hers […]
Manzo’s With Children Catch Up Post!
It’s time to check back in with the Manzos. I’m going to zip through the last two episodes I have missed in a quick post. On the first episode, we see Albert! Caroline is bitching about doing the boys laundry and Albert points out she doesn’t need to be doing it. This reminds me of […]
Manzo’d With Children Recap
Yay! It’s time for Manzo’d With Children which I am really hoping will be fun and cute like Don’t Be Tardy! All the kids have move back in for the show, I mean for various reasons. Greggy Bennett calls to say he is home to visit family and wants to see them. Greggy is Lauren’s […]
Manzo’d With Children Premieres October 5th !
I’m so excited for Manzo’d With Children! Even if it is going to be scripted as hell with all the kids pretending to live in the house during filming, including Albie’s girlfriend. I don’t care. I need me some Caroline Manzo. And for the love of God I hope that the press release below will […]
Bravo Announces Two New Scripted Shows and Several New Unscripted Shows for 2014
Bravo announced a full slate of new scripted and “unscripted” shows for 2014 today. Although some of the “unscripted” shows sound like repackaged versions of other shows where a bunch of women “attempt to balance their personal and professional lives, ” others sound new and exciting. There is a dating show that films and airs […]
It’s Time For a StilettoGate Update!
Are you ready for a StilettoGate Update? You know that you are. First, in case you missed StilettoGate altogether you must go here and read the post. Just go, it’s a funny one. I’ll wait. Okay, remember all that? They didn’t show nearly enough of it on RHONJ. Remember back in September when Jacqueline was having one […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: PLEASE LET THIS BE ALL
Once again we start with the Giudice girls. Andy asks Tre which of her girls she thinks is most like her. Kathy says Milania. Teresa says that Kathy remembers her being like Milania as a kid but she doesn’t remember her childhood. Teresa’s parents also say that Milania acts just like Tre when she was a kid. Andy asks what […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Unseen Footage: No Mother Of The Year Awards Were Given
Well hell, I wasn’t expecting to have to do this again tonight. Imagine my dismay as I am watching Dancing With The Stars wondering who all these “stars” are (the only two I recognized were Amber Riley and Snooki) when suddenly my TV flips the channel to RHONJ! At least they are starting with some unseen […]
Bravo PR Release Updates Us on RHONJ Finale and Two Part Reunion
NEW YORK – September 24, 2013 – Bravo Media’s “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” wraps up its fifth season with a 90-minute event starting with the season finale airing on Sunday, September 29 at 8p.m. ET/PT. Immediately following at 9p.m. ET/PT, is a special “Watch What Happens Live One-on-One with Teresa and Joe Giudice,” […]
Andy Cohen Talks Teresa and Joe, Sean Avery, Housewives News on Wendy Williams
Andy Cohen was on Wendy Williams this morning to promote the upcoming interview with Teresa and Joe Giudice. Andy said, “As you see it’s no holds barred we really went there, and it’s interesting to hear. They are at a very serious point right now. ” “They seem to be facing it with strength together.” […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Web of Lies
Sigh. I think we are all getting tired of this. Part of the problem is their “storylines” often end up involving the police and making national news so we have heard about this stuff for months. Nonetheless, here we go again. Is this Posche store a used clothing store? I never noticed that before. […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Nothing to See Here
I hate how football can screw up every single thing I watch! On top of it all Anthony Bourdain’s CNN show only runs ONCE? What is wrong with CNN? Anyway, our girl Teresa is setting herself up on an even higher pedestal to fall from. I almost feel badly for her watching this. Almost. Notice Juicy […]
Will The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Be Boring?
After a season of team building therapy, individual therapy sessions with Dr.V, trust falls, scream fests, a literal high wire act and even a horse whisper, this season was dreadfully uneventful. So it is no surprise that Rumorfix is running an exclusive story saying that the reunion was 15 hours of more of the same. There […]
Jacqueline and Chris Laurita’s Attorney Is Not a Real Attorney Report Says
It case you missed the StilettoGate 2013 post, please go read it first, you will not be disappointed. The whole brouhaha was filmed, but I am not sure if we are going to see it this season since criminal charges were filed on Chris, Jac and Penny’s husband, Johnny the Greek. All are set to […]
RHONJ: It’s All About The Horseshit
I am so excited about the horse therapist on RHONJ this week! I blogged Big Brother first for a change because I feel like this is going to be a heavy episode. Let’s see how it goes… I love how Tre and Juicy already don’t want to do it. Chris did a great job because […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap
Why do catastrophes always strike when a housewives show starts? (I sort fed Banjo some bleach, oops. Sounds worse than it is, I think everything is fine). Anyway, Tre has arrived at Melissa’s with the kids and some cupcakes. Remember the bankruptcy filing said something about her trying to start a cupcake business? This is […]
RHONJ RECAP: GREGGY BENNETT WAS ON!
It’s Greggy Bennett night on the Real Housewives of New Jersey! I am so excited to see him! He is my favorite housewife! But first, we are back to Jac and Tre arguing in a restaurant. Jac is trying to convince Tre that she only wanted to help her. Then she says that Tre said to her […]
RHONJ RECAP: Same Shit, Different Episode
Tonight’s RHONJ showdown with Teresa and Jac should be good. It is also going to be so interesting knowing that we know Tre might be in the big house by next season. As of now, this will be posted tomorrow morning unless it is so good and I can’t stand it and go to the […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap FEDERAL LAWSUIT UPDATES IN COMMENTS!
I am sorry this will be a late recap because I am still without INTERNET! And it is driving me crazy. It is an issue that will require multiple fixes and believe me I am trying. I am more than a little freaked out, because my cellphone is dead as well so I can’t drunk […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: They Should Have Packed Jesus
Perhaps that kid of Melissa’s is the smartest one in the family. Clearly, the girl knows how to pack for a mandatory Bravo retreat. I can’t think of anything better to bring besides Jesus, the Bible and a unicorn, unless it is a bottle of Chivas. Oh Rich brought a case of booze! And y’all […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: With Friends Like These, Who Needs Enemies
I’ve got one eyeball on the Big Brother live feeds, one on RHONJ and the third on Big Brother, so forgive me if I am incoherent tonight. I also wrote a technical post about the Zimmerman trial today and am kind of headachey. SOOOOO, with all of those excuses in place, let’s see what happens on RHONJ […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Too Much Rosie
After working out at the Gym, Joe Gorga is still cussing the whole way home. Apparently you can say pussy-whipped on Bravo. Joe is pissed at Teresa but somehow has a fit when Melissa says something about her too. OMG it is Milania. I would like a 24 hour cam on Milania. Um this is […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey (Fake Recap)
I am not going to be able to see the show today but that will not stop me from recapping it dammit. So here we go…. So wow, what did you think of that scene with Rosie (they world’s most misnamed person) when she went on a rant about Teresa? Youse don’t wanna be around […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Children’s Party?
Time for the Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap and I am already pausing and backing up to make sure I just heard what I heard. Teresa is talking about Gia’s 12th birthday party. She invited 65 kids and it’s her first co-ed party. But that is not the issue. Tre just said to her in […]
Jacqueline and Chris Manzo Save Home From Foreclosure
At least for now it looks like old Jac and Chris Manzo will not have to live in a van down by the river. According to TMZ a settlement has been reached that will stop the foreclosure proceedings on their house, at least for now. The couple’s loan agreement with the bank including a stipulation that if even […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Time to Manzo Up!
It’s time for episode two of this season’s Real Housewives of New Jersey. Who will be the biggest spectacle tonight? We start with Tre’s kids who I LOVE to watch. I could just sit and watch them all day. They are all a hot mess. Milania is 6 and cooking on the stove (with minor “supervision” from […]
Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Pimp Those Kids!
Sorry bad weather here. Started two minutes late. I lost my satellite and didn’t even notice the time. Sadly, I missed the opening! Even sadder, we are starting with the Hurricane Sandy stuff. I am not sure I really want to see all this. I kind of freaked out while this was going on because […]
The Real Housewives of New Jersey on Watch What Happens Live Recap
Okay, this is a strange show. It’s a one on one with all of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Only it’s not sequential, or all together, it’s them each talking to Andy about a subject and then the answers are sort of interspersed with each other. It’s two or more sides to a story, […]
It’s Been a Bad Month for RHONJ Jacqueline Laurita
If you thought Stiletto Gate 2013 was bad, things just keep getting worse for Jacqueline Laurita. If you did not read the Stiletto Gate post, you missed a good one if I do say so myself. You should if nothing else go look at the shoes, which I understand do not actually exist but […]
STILETTO GATE! ©
I blame Jodi Arias for being woefully behind on Stiletto Gate 2013©. I am sure most of you are up to date and I am sort of writing this for myself, but I can’t skip over a good courtroom drama! Since John Karagiorgis (aka Johnny the Greek) pressed charges against Joe Gorga, Chris Laurita and Jacqueline Gorga last […]