Then I really hate how Love After Lockup and MAFS put a million things on my DVR and often end up being the same thing. I’m once again not sure how many Love After Lockup recaps I am behind, but I’m ready to at least start getting caught up. It looks like I am actually […]
Love After Lockup Recap: Risky Business
I’m going to bang out another Love After Lockup recap, just because I am about to zip through the latest episode. This isn’t the best show in the world, but I have been following these people this far and I guess I want to see it through. I never delete the episodes, sometimes I just […]
Catching Up On Love After Lockup Recaps
It has been a long time since I have done a Love After Lockup recap. I zipped through three Love After Lockup episodes and basically nothing has changed. Clint & Tracie I kind of feel sorry for these two. Nematodes have more gray matter than these too. They don’t even know how mentally deficient they […]
Love After Lockup Recap: Season Wrap Up
Glorietta & Alex It’s time for the final Love After Lockup recap of the season. This season Alex has shown Glorietta all the signs that he is not interested in pursuing are relationship with her outside the prison walls. Glorietta’s BFF has already figured out that Alex has a girlfriend. She has not told Glorietta […]
Love After Lockup Recap: 5 Stupidest Moments
I was trying to watch this without doing a Love After Lockup Recap and I just had to throw a few of the most ridiculous things up. It is scary AF how dumb ALL of these people are. Angela & Tony Angela has friend name Tommy from GRAD SCHOOL? I was sure Angela dropped out […]
Love After Lockup Recap: Inmate Or Soulmate?
A new season of Love After Lockup premiered last night, and I told myself I wasn’t going to watch it. But it’s on my DVR and I thought I might just give it a peek. So I’m not sure if this will be a Love After Lockup recap, or just me deciding if I want […]
Love After Lockup Recap: Broken Bonds
It’s the finale of Love After Lockups so this is the last Love After Lockup Recap of the season. I think we have a new season of felons and fools coming down the pipeline. But, I may be done with this franchise. We shall see. It just depends on what time it airs. As the […]
Love After Lockup Recap: Close Calls
I’m not sure what to expect on this Love After Lockup recap, except that Marcelino tries to fight the father of Brittanny’s son because he has decided he wants to be the father. That’s not how life works Marcelino. Andrea & Lamar Andrea is sure that a trip to Utah will make Lamar want to […]
Love After Lockup: Dope Spoons & Second Honeymoons
It’s late but I have been putting off some of the lesser recaps like the Love After Lockup recap. Along with MAFS this recap may be unnecessary. We shall see. Marcelino & Brittany Brittany want Sascha to the their daughter, Zoila’s godmother. Marcelino points out that Sascha just got sentenced for years. This is a […]
Love After Lockup Recap: Trials & Tribulations
It’s time for another Love After Lockup Recap! I have had so much personal business to handle today I haven’t gotten up a single post! So let’s know this out really quick. I’m pumped up after spending about TWO HOURS in the Kroger, AKA THE WORST GROCERY STORE IN THE WORLD! Marcelino & Brittany In […]
Love After Lockup Recap: Second Chances
I’m going to try to pound out a Love After Lockup Recap real fast tonight before I got tend to my Big Brother addiction. I think tonight Megan tells Michael her big secret and Tracie is supposed to go to Clint’s parents house for brunch. But, I doubt either of these things will go well. […]
Love After Lockup: Risks & Regulations
Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup is one of the most bizarre shows on TV. Even with all of the clear overproduction this season, it’s still a trainwreck you just can’t look away from. Sarah & Michael & Megan Michael hasn’t been out of jail a full day and Sarah is already tired of his […]
Love After Lockup: Truth & Lies
I’m going to try to knock out a quick Love After Lockup Recap amongst the chaos here in the ghetto tonight. I have had construction next door since the butt crack of dawn. They are still there sawing. And apparently putting in hardwood floors. There are at least eight guys very loudly pounding at random […]
Love After Lockup Finale: Prison Blues To Wedding Bells
It’s the season finale of Love After Lockup and I am going to really try to get through this quickly because it is a two-hour episode and I didn’t budget for that! Caitlyn And Matt Caitlyn is going to court to see what the story is with Matt who has been in jail for possession […]
Love After Lockup: Sorry Not Sorry
Last week on Love After Lockup, Micheal followed in Tracie’s footsteps and became out second felon to recidivate and return to jail. We were also tempted once again with the face to face meeting of Sarah and Megan. I think this may actually happen this week. I really need to run errands and exercise but I […]
Love After Lockup: Three Couples Are Separated When A Second Felon Returns To Jail
Things are getting really crazy for all the couples on Love After Lockup couples this week. Between Megan arriving in town uninvited (Michael got arrested) and Scott going completely bankrupt (Lizzie spent $2,000), this is bound to be a drama-filled episode! Lizzie & Scott One whole week after being released, Lizzie misses her prison friends. So […]
Love After Lockup: She Has To Go
I just noticed this is episode eleven of Love After Lockup Season Two. How many more episodes could their possibly be?It feels like so long ago that I watched the last episode of this trainwreck. I am grateful for the synopsis of the previous episode because I’ve been so busy my brain got too full […]
Love After Lockup: Wife On The Run
This week, our Love After Lockup couples continue to face adversity, with Clint’s wife Tracie on the lamb, Caitlin’s felon on the verge of re offending, Felon Lizzie receiving and ultimatum from her daughter regarding Scott, Michael struggling to keep his probation officer, his wife and his girlfriend happy and Marcelino dealing with Britanny’s bisexuality […]
Love After Lockup: The $800K Hustle
It’s amazing to me that we have four couples and a throuple on this season. The fact that there are so many idiots out there that are so desperate that they decide to pluck someone out of prison just to avoid being alone is insane to me! They probably had a large pool to pick […]
Love After Lockup: She Said Yes?
Scott & Lizzie This week we start with Scott and Lizzie. I know last week some of y’all were upset that we didn’t get any scenes with them. Perhaps that means they have a lot of scenes this week. There story is several days behind everyone else. It’s only been two weeks since Lizzie got […]
Love After Lockup: Rings & Runaways
It been raining in Atlanta since around June 2018. I just want to sleep and snuggle under blankets. I started doing set up for this show and I suddenly became super excited for the episode. I was watching something on TV and during the last two minutes before I was ready to flip over to […]
Love After Lockup: Your Card Has Been Declined
I truly believe more of you need to be watching this show. It’s such a great trainwreck of a show! I can’t wait to watch this episode! I’ve been really stressed out today and need a distraction. Megan, Michael and Sarah On to Michael who married Sarah in prison but feels that Megan is “his […]
Love After Lockup: Secrets And Cellmates
Megan, Michael & Sarah Michael continues to be torn between his baby mama and his bride to be. First, he takes his bride to visit his mama. She is aware that Michael has another “queen.” In fact she facetimes with Megan while Sarah takes Michael’s sister to pick up her boyfriend. Michael nonchalantly says he […]
Love After Lockup: Washing Off Prison
I “planned” to recap this episode but I didn’t PLAN to recap this so it’s taking me a bit to get things together. I am late to the party and only recapped it once previously so lots of the things bloggers do behind the scenes are not in place. And I don’t recall the back […]
Love After Lockup: The $12,000 Lie
I deleted the first episode of the season because when I turned it on, Scott from last season was on there. Before the season because they ran these episodes focusing on one couple from the previous season which didn’t really have and new stuff on there so I thought it was one of those about […]
Love After Lockup: Prison Cell To Wedding Bells
I might have moved faster to get on this recap if I had remembered that it was the finale. But then again, I’ve been trying to get up and make coffee for the last five hours or so and just getting my first cup. So probably not. Garrett & Johanna Johanna has decided to elope […]
Love After Lockup: Race To The Altar
Garrett & Johanna Johanna, the idiot, goes to tell her poor dad that she is engaged to her Prison BAE. He doesn’t get it. Her dad, who appears to have some common sense. He tells her to give him some space and give it some time before she rushes to the altar. The bottom line […]
Love After Lockup: Surprises And Sentences
It seems you guys love this show so I might as well knock out both prison shows back to back today. Garrett & Johanna Johanna is riding Garrett’s ass about staying out and getting drunk. He’s ruined her birthday! Garrett needs to get the hell away from Johanna. She’s harshing my mood and I am […]