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Vanderpump Rules Jax & Brittany Take Kentucky: Welcome to Kentucky
By The Lady Cocotte What happens when you take Vanderpump Rules’ biggest douche and drop him onto a farm in America’s heartland? Jax & Brittany Take Kentucky, of course. How will Jax survive so far away from his plastic surgeon and STD clinic? Does it even snow in Kentucky? And how will sweet little Brittany […]
Big Brother 19: Zingbot Arrives & POV Is Played
Paul has already flip flopped twice from keeping Kevin in the final five. Even though he just locked it in with Christmas and Josh. The whole house went in on Kevin at Paul’s urging, Paul wants Kevin gone at five because everyone likes him. Now that he has the whole house hating Kevin, he’s fine […]
Real Housewives of New York: 2017 Reunion Part 2
It’s time for part two of the reunion. Hopefully the worst of the Luann stuff will be left behind on the dreadful first part of the reunion. Oh silly me. We are going to start with Ramona denying that she invites Missy to all the parties they film to be a bitch. Then she goes […]
Teen Mom 2: MotherDucker
Kailyn Somehow, Janelle of all people found out that Kailyn was pregnant and decided to tweet Kailyn congratulations. Jenelle said she heard it from the crew, which makes sense, but Kailyn doesn’t believe that. I’m sure she will blame Javi for this. Kailyn writes a blog announcing her pregnancy and talking about how people went […]
Dance Moms: Out With Abby, In With Chloe Part 2
Last week we ended with the arrival of the teams at the venue and Jill and Christi going at each other. Chloe and Kendell are both in tears, which seems to not be high on the priority list of either of their moms. In fact, they are both making the situation worse. Camryn is given […]
Bachelor In Paradise: Demario Speaks Out
New girl Sarah arrives with Adam on her mind. Raven has Adam in her sites. She tries to get Ben, the idiot who talks about his dog none stop to be Sarah’s date, but she chooses Adam anyway. I do not see the attraction of Adam. He seems to like Sarah and Raven. He made […]
Danielle Staub Fans Are Furious She Is Not A Full-Time Housewife On #RHONJ
The trailer for RHONJ came out today as well as the news that Danielle Staub is not a full-time housewife. Here is the season synopsis. This season on “The Real Housewives of New Jersey,” the women are faced with new trials and tribulations that test their close-knit friendships. In the midst of their newfound familial […]
The Eclipse
I can not begin to tell you what an act of kindness my friend gave me. Before she left with her erfect life. She has a hot husband and a beautiful family. She is very nice to me. I am totally uncomfortable with that. The Point is I am drunk and this person is very nice to me […]
Luann D’Agostino Sings “Hit The Road Jack!”
Luann D’Agostino De Lesseps has returned from her trip to Switzerland where I presume she met up with the Count De Lesseps or whatever to hang out in the Hamptons with all of her divorce drama. And for once I kinda believe that Page Six is telling the truth with this…. Spies tell us that […]
Big Brother 19: Tales From Decrypt
The HOH challenge that was played on Friday and hosted by Derrick airs at the top of the show. They screen will show an encrypted clue, the faster you figure out what it is, the faster you can hit the button for which evicted houseguest it refers to. It’s a bracket set up like the […]
Shahs of Sunset: Hooray for Holy Land
It is really jarring to go from the offensive theme song for Shahs of Sunset that ends with “do me a favor lose the dress” to the cast praying at the Western Wall. Asa has a song called Tehrangeles that would have been way more appropriate for an 8 pm TV show. I thought they […]
Check Out These Random Videos Of Tinsley Mortimer
I got an email today with a link to a video on HGTV of Tinsley Mortimer’s apartment. They said, “Funny it’s filmed 4 months ago & she refers to the ex living there and erasing his name off the chalkboard after they broke up. Full disclosure, I heard about this vid being out there from […]
Teen Mom 2: Unfinished Sentences
Jennelle Jenelle, the current sperm donor and their brood have moved into the new house. Sort of. When Jenelle goes to pick up David’s daughter with the donut, David calls and Kaiser throws a wingdinger because he didn’t get to talk to David. He’s clearly very attached to him which it going to make the […]
Dance Moms: Out With Abby, In With Chloe Part One
With Abby on a two-week European Tour,Laurieann Gibson comes in to teach the girls choreography for this week’s competition. Laurieann is annoying. The dance moms like her. Then she lays into Kendell about being lazy. Chloe is going to dance with Marietta Dance Company, a big rival of ALDC in this competition. Chloe is a bit […]
Real Housewives of Auckland: The Brand Must Go On
By Kimberly, Our New Zealand Correspondent This episode is the first part of the first girl’s trip to Port Douglas in Australia. We go first to Michelle’s house where it’s very scripted as she is JUST beside herself and URGENTLY needs Gilda’s help to pack for this week long adventure. Yeah, right like ANY of […]
Big Brother 19 Bonus Episode:Turns Out It Was A Midpoint Recap
Despite what you hear in the grousing comments here, Big Brother 19 is a hit in the ratings. This week they even added a fourth episode. One thing I’ve learned from running this website is that the more people hate a reality show or person, the more page views the post gets. The same is […]
UPDATED! Brandi Glanville Has Been Evicted From The Celebrity Big Brother House
It was a double eviction night for Celebrity Big Brother tonight. Brandi Glanville was the first to be evicted. The eviction was expected by all of Great Britain who voted her the most boring house mate of the season. Even Brandi was prepared for it. Brandi told the host, “It really is a mental marathon and […]
Exclusive: Patti Stanger Needs To Put A Cork In It
One of my RHONY sources contacted me today to let me know that Patti Stanger is not doing herself any favors in the NYC circles this week. I’d seen Patti’s name come up on my Twitter feed lately and had not paid it any attention, because who cares? I just assumed she was doing press […]
Marriage Boot Camp Reality Stars Announces Newest Cast
WeTv has announce the cast for season nine of Marriage Boot Camp Reality stars. It includes two couples we are familiar with. On this all-new season, we will meet 5 new reality-star couples who are fighting to save their relationships: Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin (“Teen Mom 2”), Mehgan James and DeAndre Perry (“Bad Girls Club”), JJ Lane […]
Two New Jersey “Housewives” Have Bankruptcy Issues
When I write my manifesto, I am going to explain why you don’t give dumb people large sums of money. Today, I am applying that rule to Jacqueline Laurita. If you recall, the Lauritas have all kinds of financial problems. Chris Laurita stands accused of siphoning money from a business partnership to fly on private […]
Project Runway: One Size Does Not Fit All
By Cjbomb, Guest Contributor Hey everyone and welcome to the SIXTEENTH season of Project Runway. I CJ, and my favorite copilot Lovely Leslie will again be your recappers for this season. And what a season it seems like it is going to be. The previews alone are insane. There is a walk-off, mention of cheating […]
Big Brother 19: It’s Time For a Double Eviction!
I am so stoked for tonight’s DOUBLE EVICTION I can barely see the screen. I am so wanting Mark to win a HOH tonight. I think he might resist Paul’s charms and make his own decisions. I just type I hope Mark “whens” tonight’s eviction. Apologies in advance as it looks like it is one […]
Flipping Out Season Ten Premiere: What Would Jeff Do?
It has been a full year since we had the best commenting session ever about the finale of last season. If you missed my recap that is fine, but if you missed the comments in the episode I called Avoiding the Death Position, you need to go now. With all the crap going on in […]
Project Runway: Road To The Runway
By Cjbomb Hey everyone! Lovely Leslie and I are BACK and ready for the sixteenth season of Project Runway! Hope you are all having a wonderful summer. Today I am recapping the preview show which introduces us to all of the chosen designers. Now I know that I bitch A LOT about producer driven themes […]
Raven Walton Shoots And Scores To Be A Bigger Liar Than Danielle Murphree
By Snoods My friend over at SurvivorSucks, Snoods ,was kind enough to put this list of Raven’s Illnesses together for us. Snoods made a list of all of Raven’s illnesses and injuries in the house. Snoods fail to mention that Raven and or her family have set up a whole bunch to GoFundMes and other […]
Real Housewives of New York 2017 Finale Part One
It looks like all of the Luann stuff happens in part one based on the reunion show summaries, so I hope we just get this out of the way right of the bat. We start with a text box explaining that the reunion was filmed three weeks before Luann decided to divorce Tom. This is […]
Big Brother 19: Broken Promises, Broken Alliances, Paul Continues To Control The House
It appears based on Paul’s diary rooms that he is all in with Alex and Jason to the end. They have a group of five when they add Jason, Josh and Christmas. It you missed any live feed updates, here is the last post where you can find them in comments. Kevin really misses his […]
Tinsley Mortimer Reflects On Her First Season On RHONY … And Her Future With Scott Kluth
It’s been a while since I did a purple pen, and I don’t have much to say about this latest blog by Tinsley, but I was quite interested in what she had to say! It looks like she worked through all of her drama in Miami: Wow! I can’t believe RHONY Season 9 is over. […]
Bachelor In Paradise Premiere Part Two
I can’t believe there is another two hours of this show tonight, but I’m not unhappy about it. It looks like the first hour will probably be Carly and Evan’s wedding. I probably don’t have too much to say about this other than Mazel. So I will take a few minutes to eat my dinner. […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Season Two Reunion: Croatia
After a season that just sort of flew by, it is already time for the reunion. Wes tells us that he went straight back to work on a yacht in South Africa and after a few weeks Bugs showed up to be chief stew. Bobby has worked on the west coast for a bit with […]
Exclusive: UPDATED! Peter Thomas Got His Spin-off in Charlotte
Peter Thomas has gotten his wish to have his own spin-off show about his Charlotte Sports Bar. Bravo officially picked up the program today, Tamara Tattles can exclusively report. I remember us discussing a casting call a while back asking for young beautiful people to submit a head shot for waitstaff at Charlotte bars. At […]
The Bachelor In Paradise Season Premiere!
It’s time for the season we thought would never happen with Demario and Corrine. If you missed my post about Demario’s lengthy interview, you can read that here. It seems Demario has gotten some really bad deals from The Bachelor franchise. My problem is I never remember who these people are. I do love Raven. […]