I have been putting this off all day today, and now I am finally taking a look at my recording and discover the first five minutes of the show are missing. I hope they spent that time talking about Reza’s weird jacket and the fact he has shaved his mustache again. He looks ridiculous. OMG […]
Shahs of Sunset: The Thread That Broke the Shahs’ Backs
Tonight is the season finale, and I get a strange feeling that it might be Asa’s last season. She clearly has grown weary of suffering these fools gladly. I hope she gets herself out of the gutter and takes that baby and spends her time raising him and running her successful businesses. She’s the only […]
RHOBH Cast Finishing Up Their Trip To Berlin
The RHOBH are winding down their trip to Berlin, Germany after spending some time at the local zoo. We all know that cities bid for these trips now and it seems the Berlin Tourism Agency gave the RHOBH the best deal. Probably because they recently got some giant Pandas at the Berlin Zoo making it […]
Teen Mom 2: Double Episode Catch Up
I haven’t been able to record Teen Mom 2 lately due to scheduling problems. I thought I would do a quick recap to catch up. The first episode I missed is finally on Demand, so I’ll hit the highlights of that before recapping the second one that did record. Leah Leah has is in Greenville, […]
Real Housewives of Potomac Cast Trip Is In Cannes!
I'm in bloom 🌺 #florals #blossomandbloom #rhop A post shared by Ashley Boalch Darby (@ashleyboalchdarby) on Oct 12, 2017 at 2:10am PDT That’s quite the budget for this show. I don’t think they had a cast trip at all season one, though I could be wrong, I don’t follow this show very closely. And […]
Nene’s Having A Pity Party
Nene busted out some chips and salsa and some watermelon (in October ?) today to film a scene with with her butt barnacles Cynthia and Marlo today. I’m not making this up. Someone staged a rented coffee table at Nene’s house with chips and salsa, watermelon slices and what might have been chicken fingers for […]
Project Runway: A Little Avant Garde
By CJ Bomb (and Leslie) Ok. Can we please finish this nonsense so we don’t have to deal with it EVER AGAIN??? Oh and Heidi? You are a terrible actress. We pick up where we left off with Michael calmly walking off the set and proclaiming the unfairness of the competition. Tim tells him he […]
The Voice: The Blinds Are Over
By Erica Holy crap! It is the end of the Blinds already. Â It is a testament to the quality of the artists this season that it feels that the Blinds went quick this season. Â Last season, it was also 3 weeks, and I even wrote that it felt much longer. Â Â This fall The Voice has […]
Flipping Out: The Good, The Bad And The Goodbye
We interrupt our current Shondaland programming for this very sad episode of Flipping Out. Where Zoila quits and it finally sticks. I’m already sad. We start with the reading of Gema’s email where she claims that Zoila was working against Gage (and Jeff) the entire time telling her to do things that were against their […]
#WWHL With Carla Bruni And Yolanda Hadid
I can tell you right now this is going to be a short one. In fact, I may abort this whole post. Yolanda says she is still in touch with Erika and talked to her “yesterday morning.” Yolanda says that Rinna questioning Kim Richards sobriety was heartbreaking to her because you can’t doubt or question […]
#WWHL With Lea Michele And Teresa Giudice
Lea Michele immediately starts gushing over Teresa and comparing her to Meryl Streep. I do not get these celebrities who gush over the housewives. I know Dorinda has quite the celebrity following. But I just don’t get adoration of these women who scream and yell and fight and throw things on TV for a living. Teresa […]
Dance Moms: There’s A New Team In Town Part 2
This episode picks up where part one left off. Everyone is arriving at the competition and there are fans outside cheering for the older girls. Camryn and her mom, Camille, are in the back of the group and suddenly Camryn turns around and starts walking away from the venue. She has seen Ashlee and the […]
Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Let Them Eat Cake
This is only episode two of this season and tonight battle lines will be drawn that will remain in place for the rest of the season. Siggy is FURIOUS that Teresa tossed the birthday cake. Even though the whole cake throwing nonsense has become a staple of all the Bravo shows. Especially, Shahs where no […]
Is Nene Leakes Off The Great Xscape Tour?
UPDATE: Xscape release the following press release on Thursday October 12th, eight days after the addition of Nene was announced. “Like many, we were dismayed by the recent remarks made by our talented colleague and friend Nene Leakes. As a result, we have decided to no longer proceed with her participation on our tour. It […]
It’s Official! News Years Eve Is Ruined!
Remember how glad we were last January to be well and truly done with 2016? 2017 had to be better, right? Not so much. It’s been a brutal year for natural disasters and our president seems to have an itching finger on the nuclear button. But soon it will be the holidays. And then we […]
Kim Biermann Hires Legal Counsel, Refuses To Tape With Nene
The war between Nene Leakes and Kim Biermann roars on today. In case you missed it, Nene was furious after Kim sent all the housewives in Spain a video that Brielle took in one of Nene’s bathrooms that showed several bugs crawling around on the floor. Nene responded by freaking out and calling Kim, and […]
Below Deck: 100 Feet From Catastrophe
I am excited about this episode because I feel like someone is getting a ticket home. There are so many options. I really can’t deal with EJ. He looks like he is made of plastic and I don’t see any signs that he is any more skilled, or maybe as skilled as Nico. Chris Brown […]
#WWHL With Shannon Beador And Jenni Pulos
Wow, Flipping Out has been on the air for TEN YEARS. We are Sofa King old. I totally forgot mention on my recap of RHOOC that Tamra, Shannon and Kelly all showed up in the same dress to the Armenian Rhapsody. Andy plays a clip of the last time Jenni was on WWHL with Kelly […]
Real Housewives of Dallas: You’ve Yacht to Be Kidding
By Guest Contributor Becky J. First off—how has this never been a Housewives episode title before? Genius. Annnd, we’re back in Mexico this week! This trip must be close to a Housewives world record for turning a little four-day vacation into many, many hours of show footage. The episode picks up right at the point […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Armenian Rhapsody
Based on the title, I presume this episode will be very Peggycentric. Pretty much anytime anything happens anywhere, one of my readers is there. So I can only assume I have quite a few Armenian readers here. So I have a question. Peggy seems to really be trying to oversell the Armenian thing. Yet when […]
Kim And Kroy Biermann Were On The Real Today
After Kim got kicked off the Barcelona trip, Bravo decided to send her on a press tour for Don’t Be Tardy. Since the last day of the trip to Barcelona Nene and Kim and her vapid daughter have been fighting on social media. I’m still not over the dig took at Brielle about roaches falling […]
#WWHL With Mercedeh Javid And Jeff Lewis
My DVR is smarter than I am and refused to record this show last night. So I have to watch on Demand which makes recapping very difficult. At least the episode is there. Sigh. MJ’s dress has lots of fringe and some cutouts that are actually tasteful. It’s a very MJ dress and I approve. […]
At This Rate, There Really Shouldn’t Be A Season 11 Of RHOA At All
Nene Leakes got booed and heckled in her second show of the night in Oakland. Which is kind of hilarious because Nene is not a comedian. She doesn’t usually even pretend she is on a comedy tour. What she does is got to small venues and draw in all the idiot RHOA fans and then […]
Shahs Of Sunset: Sex (Tips) In The City
I don’t have much real time news on Golnesa and her marriage since last week; however, GG is in Sydney, Australia with Sherv at the moment doing several meet and greets and hosting a 30th birthday party for some Iranian chick in Sydney with enough money to fly them both to her party. Nice work […]
Dance Moms: There’s A New Team In Town Part 1
Once again, this episode is super late, just like Teen Moms. There are only a handful of us still watching these shows but I am determined to finish both series out to the bitter end. I won’t be able to do Teen Mom until sometime after Tuesday since I can’t record it at the time […]
Real Housewives Pointing Fingers: An Art Exhibit
The is a new art exhibit by Laura Collins about to have an exhibit at THNK 1994 Museum. I thought you guys might want to check them out. I picked out my two favorites here. Which are yours? I can’t see anyone actually hanging these in their homes though. Can you?
The First All Cast Shoot For Southern Charm
The occasion for this scene is Cameran’s baby shower. The location was the Isaac Jenkins Mikell House, currently occupied by the carpet bagger. Apparently, the theme was “dress like Charles Nelson Reilly.” I would just like your thoughts on this photo that Cam captured thusly, “Thank you Whitney for commissioning this glorious cake for me. I […]
Flipping Out: The Gema Dilemma
Jeff Lewis and his crew are back on the west coast after their jaunt to see the “House of Versailles.” I’m still not sure what that trip was all about. It seemed odd that they would leave the baby for such an idiotic journey. I certainly don’t believe that Jeff would take long-term job in […]
Project Runway: The Walk Off
Well here we are people. The infamous Yolanda episode. Yolanda, however, was NOT the source of the drama. She was an innocent bystander in the most intense weird Project Runway I have seen in a loooooong time. Someone said in the comments last week that this show would be boring without the drama. I’m assuming […]
Kordell Stewart Sues Former Blogger Funky Dineva Over Nude Video
I was sent a link to Straight From The A today regarding the current situation between Nene Leakes and Kim Biermann. As long time readers will recall, Sheree Whitfield once took me, Quentin Latham (aka Funky Dineva) and Michelle Brown (aka Atlien owner of Straight From The A) to court over our coverage of her […]
Nene Leakes Comes For Kim Biermann On Instagram
It’s midnight and I thought I was going to be able to catch up on some quality television. I have two hours of Queen Sugar that I would LOVE to watch in peace. However, there is late breaking news of some sort of a squabble between Nene and Kim. At about 11 pm Atlanta time, […]
Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Shady Beach
We start off right away with Teresa getting the call that her mother was not going to make it. Then we get film from the funeral. And Gia’s eulogy. Then we skip a month ahead to Teresa adjusting to life with Joe in prison and her mother passing away. Joe has lost a lot of […]
The Voice: A Bright Spot At The Beginning Of A Tough Week
By Erica I don’t know about you guys, but Monday was EXHAUSTING. I didn’t cry all day, but when I sat down to watch and blog The Voice, I simply lost it. The first songs were emotional. I ended up grabbing some tequila, and let the tears and the music flow.  It was very cathartic. […]