Since Cody and Jessica won season thirty and ratings were good, multiple sites have been reporting that the next season of Amazing Race is getting ready to film and on season 31 we will see more former Big Brother contestants. Some reports say the entire cast will be Big Brother contestants and others say there […]
Everything You Need To Know Before Tonight’s Big Brother 18 Live Eviction
TT UPDATE! HAS PAULIE SELF EVICTED? Here is what I know: 3:12 a.m BBT Cam 1/2 Paulie climbs in bed with Corey and seems to be grasping at straws. Then he says his only hope is the return ticket, but even if he gets back in it will still be 3 against 5. Fish […]
#BB18 House Implodes! Aka: The Shit hits the Fan!
By Lime Brain I am so glad I was too lazy to cancel my feeds like I swore I would do. Some shit stirring finally happened starting yesterday morning. You can read my live feed reporting in the comments section HERE around 10 am when Paulie’s game started being blown out of the water. And […]
Big Brother Live Eviction! #BB18
I am not going to recap this because my Big Brother readers already know everything from my previous posts . I will IMPLORE YOU to watch this show though. It’s the best season ever. Stupid shit Jozea says on the live show. My intuition is always right. I think it’s going to be a landslide […]
Big Brother 17’s Austin Matelson and Liz Nolan’s Romance Has Lasted Seven Whole Days!
Love is a fickle bitch and it seems that Clay Honeycutt has all but forgotten Shelli Poole since Big Brother ended seven days ago. Clay has gone all Hollywood since getting evicted. He has signed with a Texas modeling agency and done a few photo shoots in order to get a portfolio together. I assume […]
Big Brother After Party Updates
Well, Mel proposed to Vanessa in the hotel room right before the after party. And there were all sorts of shenanigans at the after party. Click through for photos…
Big Brother Finale! Who Will Win?
I just FINALLY had some major success with working on the ad rev part of my site and was so excited between that and Big Brother started, that I actually forgot I was supposed to be blogging! So, I had better get to recapping so you can all come admire my pretty ad work. […]
Big Brother Recap: A Full Hour of Waiting For The Hemorrhoids
We start with Vanessa plotting to be sure no matter who wins the HOH Vanessa is going to go to final 2. Cut to a diary room of Liz saying she is solid with taking Vanessa to the final two. Liz also says that Van is totally taking her to final two. Then Vanessa lies […]
Big Brother Wednesday Night Live Eviction: Who Will Be The Final Three?
It’s time for another live eviction on Big Brother. But first, as Juliew would say, we have to get caught up on who Steve nominated for eviction and the Veto competition. It feels to me like we have a lot to cram into this episode. Well for some damn reason Big Brother did not want […]
Big Brother Tuesday Eviction Recap: Will Austin or Steve Be Evicted?
By: Lady Cocotte It’s a surprise eviction on Big Brother tonight! Julie enters the house (via tv screen) to let the houseguests know. Everyone is visibly stunned. It seems like they were all expecting more time to scamper. And we rewind to the nomination ceremony. Steve is disappointed that Vanessa chose to save Austin and […]
Big Brother Sunday Night Show Recap
I am always surprised how far behind the TV show is from the live feeds. I get that production is busting their ball putting out three shows a week. It’s just weird when you have been watching the feeds a lot. It feels like you are time traveling. HOH Competition We begin this episode with […]
Big Brother 17 Live Eviction Night: A Swan Song For A Twin
It’s finally time to split the twins apart tonight on Big Brother! Praise the chocolate baby Jesus! I’m really hoping for lots of jury house footage. Instead, we get a buttload of crying, whiney, twins. Liz says if it her time to go, she is definitely leaving with her integrity. One of us doesn’t know […]
Big Brother 17 Wednesday Night Recap: Vanessa Controls the Twins Minds, Again
Hey guys! Lady Cocotte is tied up tonight so I’ll be doing Wednesday and Thursday Big Brother recaps this week! She will be back chained to the radiator soon! I’m in a particularly good mood for a change today because Jason Roy gave me a really nice shout out on Twitter today saying he has […]
Big Brother Sunday Night Recap: End of the Showmance?
By: The Lady Cocotte (@theladycocotte) Tonight on Big Brother, after the double eviction there are tears and congratulations. John thinks it’s now three vs three: the AusTwins vs John, Steve and Vanessa. Except Vanessa is in everyone’s final two. Austin considers throwing the Head of Household competition. He doesn’t want to have to put one […]
Big Brother Wednesday Night Recap: James v Vanessa
By Lady Cocotte Meg is crying. She’s on the block with James and you can tell the game has finally gotten to her. Vanessa offers to explain her nomination reasoning to James but he turns her down. I think he should win the game just for that. Meg cries some more. James remembers he’s playing […]
Big Brother Sunday Night Recap: HOH and Noms (Spoilers In Comments)
By Lady Cocotte Which jury member will come back? Who will win Head of Household? It all depends on who can hang on a rope swing the longest. Add in some giant silver hands to make the houseguests spin and what you get is a pretty quick endurance competition. Swing and smack. Swing and smack. […]
Big Brother Recap: Who Will Return From the Jury?
So much going on tonight and I have been on the weird sleep schedule again. I already want to go to bed. I will be recapping RHONY and Project Runway tomorrow. Although, tomorrow might be moving day for the site. So anything can happen. The producers love “Judas.” And I seem to have missed his nomination […]
Big Brother Recap: Zingbot is ZIngle and Ready to Mingle!
By: TheLadyCocotte Everyone is under Vanessa’s spell. She got Austin to nominate Steve and John. And even though Austin keeps talking about putting her up if the veto gets used, it won’t happen. She won’t let it happen. Steve feels betrayed by Vanessa but can’t help but recognize her strong game play. John is totally […]
And Now For A Peek Inside the Big Brother House…
You probably will not want to play this one in your cubicle. I’m just saying. But the Twitterverse is in an uproar about the mutual handies between Liz and Austin. The usual slut friendly Urethra Franklin is even clutching his pearls. UF also shared with me the love letter that Austin wrote is girlfriend before […]
Big Brother Sunday Night Recap: HOH and Veto Nominations
By: The Lady Cocotte The Head of Household competition is in full swing. Players are crouched, holding down three buttons with a foot and both hands. They’re waiting for the screen to read “Ready, Set, Go!” Except the screen keeps making bro jokes about Jace. He might not be on the memory wall anymore but […]
Big Brother Eviction Night: Who Goes Becky or Jmac?
Oh. I forgot I was recapping. I mean, I was watching and the window was open, but I just sort of zoned out. It’s all about Meg and James goofing off and James being a prankster. I didn’t see James wrap Steve’s entire dentist chair in Saran wrap. That is kind of funny. Jmac and […]
Big Brother Wednesday Night Recap: It’s OTEV!
By The Lady Cocotte John is on the block and on everyone’s radar. Vanessa gives him a big hug after nominations. Since he knows Vanessa got him nominated, he makes a face. Unfortunately, Austin decides John was making a face at HIM and gets all bent out of shape. “I want to hit him.” While […]
Big Brother Sunday Night Recap: Vanessa is HOH Again. I Mean Technically…
By: The Lady Cocotte We start with the after effects of Jackie’s eviction. Steve is freaking out. When the twins check on him, he starts hysterically crying in their arms. Like, serious blubbering. They’re both annoyed to be stuck babysitting him. I knoooow-uh. Vanessa takes over for a while until Steve asks them all to […]
Big Brother Recap: It’s A Double Eviction!
Just waking up (again) to recap. This is going to be a fast and furious double eviction hour where anything can happen. Vanessa and Shelli are on the block and the plan has changed so many times, I finally just quit worrying about it and will find out who is going home live. I […]
Big Brother Recap: Wednesday Veto Comp
By Lady Cocottte Before he was eliminated, Clay had an unusually strong bond with Johnny Mack. So much so that Vanessa even accused them of being brothers or “gay lovers” (nice support of the LGBTQIA community there, Vanessa). Knowing this, Shelli goes to Johnny Mack with her whole “fair maiden in need of protecting” act. […]
Big Brother Sunday Night Recap: On Thin Ice
By The Lady Cocotte We’re in the middle of the “ice skating” Head of Household competition except instead of ice, hamsters are sliding around on vaseline. This is Shelli‘s chance for revenge so hopefully she won’t win. We get to see lots of falls: Liz, Vanessa, Julia. It’s kind of satisfying. I didn’t realize that […]
Big Brother Thursday Night Eviction: Who Will Go? Shelli or Clay?
OR I was up all night watching idiots try to figure out what to do. The answer is obvious, Shelli needs to go. She’s the head of the snake. But Vanessa has decided keeping Shelli is best for her game so she is determined to bamboozle the […]
Big Brother Wednesday Night Recap: A Royal Overthrow
By The Lady Cocotte Clay and Shelli have been nominated. Together. Both of them. Sorry if I’m dwelling but, come on, no two people deserve it more than Clelli. This brings the Cro-magnon out of Clay so he attempts to confront James. Luckily, mommy Shelli is close by to snap her fingers at Clay and […]
Big Brother Eviction Night Recap: Jason Leaves Seeing Double
I am really late getting started watching tonight because of late breaking Teresa Giudice news (please see previous post). Dammit. It’s an endurance comp and I am going to need to get finished with this ASAP to watch the end of the comp on time on live feeds. We begin with the after effects of […]
Big Brother Wednesday Recap: A First Kiss and Clay Nuts Up
Due to technical difficulties, I’ll be recapping tonight and I’m off to a late start. Sorry for the unavoidable delay. I’m going to make it quick to get this up, ASAP. We start with Vanessa freaking out about still being HOH. Vanessa, as a recruit, really doesn’t understand how HOH works. If she talks about […]
Big Brother Recap Sunday Night: Did Judas Sell Out His Alliance for 30 Pieces of…Ass?
By: The Lady Cocotte We’re one eviction away from both of the twins entering the game. Austin is straining his mighty brain trying to figure out how to make that happen. He comes up with Operation Jason where he’ll confess the twin twist to Jason in order to gain his confidence. He tells Liz but […]
Big Brother 17 LIve Eviction Recap: Adios, Audrey!
Based on a thirty second commercial I saw for tonight’s show, it looks like instead of 37 dances by the Whackstreet Boys tonight, they might at least briefly mention the fact that Audrey has been drugged out in a dental chair for the last several days. Andy maybe show us WTF she was doing after going to […]
Big Brother Recap For Wednesday: The Audrey Chronicles
I cannot wait to see how CBS handles their token transgender having some sort of psychotic break and being doped to the gills to sleep in a dentist chair for days. This will be a big challenge even for their spin masters. The casuals never really get a feel for the true story. Here we […]