by Dalai Mama On tonight’s Below Deck Med recap we pick up at the nightclub where June has just hurled into a garbage can. Hannah and Travis start canoodling a little. “There will be no feelings this season,” she declares resolutely in her talking head. The producer points out that she and Travis just made […]
Below Deck’s Captain Lee’s Son Has Died
I am heartbroken to read this. I have nothing to add except for so much love for Captain Lee. This past Saturday, my beloved wife Mary Anne and I laid our youngest son, Joshua Lee Rosbach to rest. After a twenty year struggle, he finally succumbed to the demons he fought so long and so […]
Below Deck Med: What Eze the Problem?
by Dalai Mama The Below Deck Med Recap is relieved to announce that the Great Cutlery Conundrum of 2019 is over. The guests have their sky picnic with miracle forks and knives. As the world’s eyes turn to June, she bleats her innocence with more vocal fry than Lindsey Lohan on Oprah. Production helpfully Ramona-Singers […]
Below Deck Med: All Hail the Queen
by Dalai Mama Your Below Deck Med Recap awaits you. As we join our friends they are still out clubbing. Joao is marinating himself in tequila after biting Anastasia’s head off. The gang hits the dance floor and many Elaine From Seinfeld spastic dance moves occur. Travis snogs Hannah, while Aesha bumps and grinds like […]
Below Deck Med: Knot Today, Anchors
by Dalai Mama Welcome to your Below Deck Med Recap of the week. We open with menacing music. Colin has broken the boat, or at least the anchor. Sandy says “we have a situation”. Jack exults in the fact that his invertebrate work ethic had him goofing off at the time. Therefore he cannot be […]
Below Deck Med: 99 Problems But A Chef Ain’t One
By Dalai Mama On tonight’s Below Deck Med Recap, the saga of Mila the Cook Who Was Not a Chef continues. This is feeling as overmilked as the frosting on my strawberry Pop Tart. Cordon Blah We have to relive Captain Sandy’s breathless litany of praise for Mila. I’m as exhausted as Gilligan on the […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Too Many Cooks in the Kitchen
By Dalai Mama Welcome to the Below Deck Med recap, in which we collectively pray for the hasty performance of a Milabotomy on the good ship Sirocco. I need to preface this recap with a little uncomfortable statement regarding my own personal Below Deck situation. I’m having my first colonoscopy tomorrow at oh dark-thirty. So […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Cannes You Cook?
By Dalai Mama Welcome to the Below Deck Med recap. As we tune in, the chronically affable guests have left, and the crew is heading out to blow off some steam. The lucky few in the non-Mila car are unaware of the source of tension spreading like rancid mayonnaise on a hate sandwich. Large amounts […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Recipe For Disaster
By Dalai Mama Welcome to the HMS Below Deck Med Recap. Come aboard. We’re expecting you. We begin with a little rehash of the Great Taco Skirmish of ’19. Hannah affirms that communication with Captain Sandy is going to be priority this season. Therefore, Hannah is appointing herself Chief Taster. Not so much as a single […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Pardon Your French
By Dalai Mama Welcome to my first Below Deck Med recap. I’m Dalai Mama, cruise director of recreational maritime hedonism. Come on board the HMS Sirocco. Let’s dive right in and meet our crew, shall we? We are graced once again with the leadership of my First Imaginary Future Wife, Captain Sandy Yawn. In addition, […]
Below Deck Season Six Reunion: “We’re Dear Friends”
Below Deck has at least one episode that was the highest rated show on cable and higher than the episode of RHOA that ran that same week. So why are we still shoving this big cast into the stupid clubhouse instead of having the reunion in Fort Lauderdale or Miami? I just don’t get it. […]
Exclusive! Below Deck Season 7 Spoilers
I have received dribs and drabs of Below Deck spoilers over the last couple of week. In two weeks, filming begins and it looks like season seven will be set in Thailand. Below Deck was very successful in Tahiti and Bravo made a lot more money than they made in the Caribbean so it appears […]
Below Deck: Au Revoir
It the finale of one of the best seasons of Below Deck ever and I hate to see it end. We left off with Crystal the entitled primary drunk off her ass and refusing to leave the deck Kate had just told Josiah to get the hose. Let’s hope they go through with this plan. […]
Below Deck: Shame Cocoon
It’s a good thing I am on the healthy living plan this week because there are a TON of things to recap tonight! Big Brother was great but time-consuming and I am so ready for this episode of Below Deck. Something really weird went on with Bravo ratings last week. Below Deck lost half of […]
Below Deck: All That Glitters Isn’t Gold
The wakes up hungover with most of them a bit hazy on about the night before. Ashton can’t remember anything. He realizes that Laura was pissed at him, but he can’t remember why. That’s because Laura didn’t tell him. His good friend Adrian called him out for being a man whore while talking to Laura […]
Below Deck: I Said I Got It!
It has been three long dark weeks since we have had a Below Deck episode. Of some comfort to me was having Captain Lee’s memoir to read. Sadly, it ended too soon. In the very last chapter he finally mentions the show and it becomes clear that Adrienne was a dead woman walking from the […]
Ross Inia Has Been Arrested In West Palm Beach
UPDATE: I reached out to a local who gave me the following brief update.”Ross has talked with Captain Lee. His court date is 1/24/2019. He is in the process of retaining counsel and is looking forward to resolving this unfortunate incident and putting it all behind him. Captain Lee doing what he can to help […]
Below Deck: Check Yourself!
Below Deck was the highest rated show on Bravo Last week with 2.11 million views (if I recall correctly). It even surpassed RHOA, who FINALLY broke two million THIS week for the first time all season. Below Deck surpassed every show in their timeslot (including broadcast TV) in the coveted 18-34/18-49 timeslot (I forget which one). […]
Below Deck: Let Them Eat Chicken
It is finally time to see the horrific accident that sent Ashton home, and I am not sure if I am ready. But ready or not, let’s do this. This gives me such anxiety! Wow, it was the cameraman, Brent, who saved Ashton. That was some quick thinking on his part, he literally saved Ashton’s […]
Below Deck: Man Overboard!
At this point of the year, Below Deck has become the most talked about show on Tamara Tattles! It’s been a great season! Tonight, things take a very serious turn when Ashton gets caught up in the lines and pulled overboard. Spoiler alert! He survives and is scheduled to be on WWHL tonight; however, Andy […]
Below Deck: Insult To Injury
While I certainly would love to see Caroline and Chandler both get a plane ticket home tonight, but sadly, I think Chandler is probably only going to get demoted for now. Caroline is going to probably need to be dragged by her ankles off the ship, and I am sure Kate will be more than […]
I Got Captain Lee’s New Book, Running Against The Tide Today! And A Minor Confession…
When I started this blog in November of 2011 it was supposed to be a way for me to get out of the house and into the Atlanta scene and report on all the celebrities who blow through the ATL. It was supposed to be therapy for me to get out and do things. Ironically, […]
Below Deck: Flesh Wounds Are Not Five Star
This has been such a crazy season so far below deck. We have a totally incompetent bosun and a third stew with a medical issue who is perhaps in a bit over her head being filmed all of the time. It’s clear from her Twitter that she is having some sort of serious breakdown and […]
Below Deck: New Kids On The Dock
In all of my seasons of recapping this show, I have never seen Captain Lee engaged in a negative way with anyone on the show. When people ask him about decisions we found questionable about Captain Sandy or Captain Mark he would never contradict them and simply say perhaps he would have done something differently. […]
Below Deck: Get Better Or Go Home
I’m not particularly in the mood for this tonight, but I need a break from the nerve-wracking election results. We start with Ashton grumbling about having to go fishing with no sleep particularly since Rhylee is the fisherman and Chandler is the dumbass. Jesus. Chandler doesn’t know a thing about fishing and neither does Ashton. […]
Below Deck: Naked Smoothies
Before we get started, Caroline went off on several twitter rants over the past couple of days regarding Kate. Then she imploded her Twitter account. Or did she. She said some things that have been said before about Kate that might have violated the non-disclosure part of her Bravo contract. Bravo could have cut her off. […]
Below Deck’s Caroline Bedol Tangles With Kate Chastain On Twitter
From the title of this post alone, we all see where this is going. We saw a bit of a different Kate on the first few episodes of the season. Kate appeared to be less of a sourpuss. She has been encouraging of Caroline. This is totally out of character for Kate. Especially given the […]
Below Deck: Bitch In Charge
I could write an entire post on how exceptionally stupid the people I encounter trying to ring up my purchases just now. But let’s just say the guy at the discount smoke shop whose main job is to sell beer, cigarettes and LOTTERY TICKETS to the ghetto does not know how to do any of […]
Below Deck: I’m Also A Boat Captain
We are back with Rhylee’s drunk ass coming for the bosun. It is her first time on a yacht and she wants to fuck with her boss? Chandler is not the best bosun in the world. He punishes people for weird unrelated shit and he had a major screw up on his first charter on […]
Below Deck: Foam, Party of One
We are back with Foam Party Steve (FSP) going crazy on the jet ski with no life jacket and Captain Lee trying to figure out whose ass to chew first. I need this guest off the boat by the half hour mark because I want to get to the first shore leave with the crew. […]
#WWHL With Captain Lee And Kate Chastain
The bartender for this episode is Alyssa Edwards from Drag Race fame. Tonight, Friday, October 5th, Justin Dwayne Lee Johnson, the man behind the drag, premieres his new show Dancing Queen on Netflix. His show will follow his real life dance studio for kids. The program sounds a lot like Dance Moms with Abby Lee […]
Below Deck: We’re Not In The Carribean Anymore
These season is going to be crazy and people will be given tickets home by Captain Lee, one of those will be due to a medical emergency that was nearly fatal. Due to the hurricanes last season, the crew will be in Tahiti this season. On tonight’s show it’s the return of Foam Party Steve. […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: The Crew Comes For Hannah And I Come For Captain Sandy
Andy starts by asking if Hannah and Conrad are still together. Why is that even a question? Then he asks Joao and Brooke if they are still together and there is a bit of hesitation but Brooke says no. Andy says he’s heard there has been some back and forth and wants to know how […]
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