Sorry for the delay on this Below Deck Med recap. It’s not just that my sleep schedule is off, it’s that all I want to do is sleep. I’m dealing with a bit of narcolepsy. But I really want to watch this show and see if Lara gets fucking fired, as she should be. 🙂 […]
Stassi Schroeder Is Pregnant?
Multiple site are claiming that Stassi Schroeder is Pregnant. Stassi has not confirmed the news. The stories are based on photos of Stassi and Beau taken yesterday afternoon. Stassi is wearing a long cardigan and the speculation is that she is trying to cover a baby bump. Stassi has previously commented that she and Beau […]
Below Deck Med Recap: You Can’t Touch This!
Now, it’s time to temporarily leave TLC and return to Bravo for another Below Deck Med Recap. I am a bit unhappy that Hannah gets fired this season for hooking up with a guest again. Can’t a chief stew get a little guest dick once in a while? It’s very stressful having to work for […]
Below Deck Med Recap: I Like Big Boats & I Cannot Lie
As I am working on the setups for this Below Deck Med Recap, trying to collect all the new names for the tags (links you can find under every post to navigate to related subjects) the Secret Service and National Guard and God knows who else are tear gassing a large group of protesters who […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: #Awkward
I am really enjoying this season so I really want to watch more than I want to recap. I want to see how the new dick head does. So I am going to do another (probably) short Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap. Thanks for all of you for still reading here. I’ve lost a lot […]
Below Deck Recap: Reunion Part II
It is time for the last Below Deck recap of this shit show of a season. Let’s just get through this as quickly as possible. I’m with Captain Lee, I really don’t give a shit. Oh, FINALLY we are going to see the incident in the van where Kevin is begging production to pull the […]
Below Deck Reunion Recap: Part 1 Brüs On The Hotseat!
I have great expectations for tonight’s Below Deck Reunion Recap if for no other reason that the awkward photos I pulled for it today. We start right off with sexual harassment. Not by the deckhands just yet, but by the guest that was harassing Simone. The charter guest was not confronted because they were guest […]
Below Deck Recap: Big Girls Do Cry
Well it is finally the last episode of this shit storm of a season. And all the people said AMEN. Let’s get this over with and pretend this season never happened. I am highly unaccousted to being a Kate Chastain fan and would like to get back to where her resting bitch face and hazing […]
Below Deck Recap: Let Them Eat Penis Cake
Well, today surely felt like a Monday. I slogged through trying to keep up with my Impeachment Cleaning Plan. Thankfully, today was the dining room. A small room. I didn’t finish but I only have a couple hours left but I need a clean kitchen to rinse all the dishes in the dining room and […]
Below Deck Recap: The Scorpion Queen
It’s time for the penultimate episode of this season of Below Deck. I believe it is the episode where the last of the charter guests leave. This makes me wonder what on earth the final episode will entail. But before we get to that, Jerry O’Connell and Ashton will be on WWHL tonight. Oddly, it […]
Below Deck Recap: Public Displays of Affection
Oh hey! This Below Deck Recap will probably turn in to more of a discussion thread. I’m full on in crazy land at the moment but what better time to have an Alexis Bellino recap. AMIRITE? It’s crazy meets crazy tonight. And also I really need to know if they fucking fire Rhylee, AGAIN. I […]
WWHL 100th Episode of Below Deck Celebration
It looks like this is an hour long prime time episode of WHHL to celebrate the 100th show. I can’t wait to see Rocky! I LOVE HER! There are fifteen former crew on the show. Plus Mary Anne is the bartender. I LOVE HER TOO! She is the sweetest person. I am going to be […]
Below Deck Recap: Witch Hunt
Oh YAY! It’ time for another Below Deck recap. If it wasn’t my job to do this, I would have bailed on this misogynistic crap about three or four episodes ago. Tonight, Ashton is going to try and get Rhylee fired for not having a penis. Will it work? I suppose you have to have […]
Below Deck Recap: Exodus
Sorry for the delay in last night’s Below Deck recap. Some of you may have noticed I had a total drunken meltdown. I apologize to those I worried. Basically, Lawn Kid showed up crying again. He’s been evicted. I’m not sure what to believe anymore. I didn’t know what to do. I wish none of […]
Below Deck Recap: Yacht-Pocalypse Now
Twas the night before the night before Christmas…and a very dark and stormy night. So of course what we all need is a trip to Thailand, Thailand, where everyone gets a baby elephant, right? Well, true or not, this is Below Deck recap will have double the misogyny and double the drama! So let’s just […]
Below Deck Recap: I’m Sorry You Feel That Way
How is it Monday already? I woke up this morning thinking it was Sunday. Where did the weekend go? The best part of Monday writing the Below Deck Recap. This has certainly been an interesting season. Captain Lee is bound to jerk a knot in a few of the crew members tonight before the guest […]
Below Deck Recap: Everyone Hates Kate
This has been a weird season for Below Deck recaps. Kate has been unusually patient with the stews and even with the new chef. It’s been a calmer, gentler Kate. And now this is the season that we get an episode titled, “Everyone Hates Kate”?! We start with the end of Kate finally telling Simone […]
Below Deck Recap: 12 Seconds In Heaven
Finally got Below Deck to record so I can do a proper Below Deck Recap. We begin with Rhylee, a horrible women who dared to request that the group include something Paleo in their dinner order. Something that if one of the guys had said it would be perfectly fine, but Rhylee saying it is […]
Below Deck Recap: A Recipe For Disaster
In preparation for tonight’s Below Deck recap, I did something I never do. I went back and read last weeks recap. I had to fight the need to go back and fix all the typos. Argh. With Abbi gone, tonight we return to the original redheaded female deck hand, Rhylee, to take the brunt of […]
Below Deck Recap: Smashton
On tonight’s Below Deck recap, I am expecting to write about the return of Rhylee Carter to replace the dearly departed Abbi. Abbi by the way is not regretting her decision to leave at all and is living the dream with her greek husband, the yacht captain, in the Greek Isles. And literally, the very […]
Below Deck Recap: Magic Ashton
On tonight’s Below Deck recap, Ashton has his hands full with the deck crew. Chef Kevin needs to do something major to win over Captain Lee after last week’s episode. We have a new group of all female charter guests who like to drink. Hopefully not as much as Brandy did. It time to rise […]
Below Deck Recap: Weekend At Brandy’s II
Because my mind is shot, I can never remember what I recap each night. So every Monday night I am all… YAY! tonight is Below Deck Recap night! Then I remember that when last we watched, one of the guests was dying of alcohol poisoning on the beach. That makes it kind of hard to […]
Below Deck Recap: Weekend At Brandy’s
I’m scrambling to get prepared for this Below Deck recap because I am FINALLY all the way in on the final season of The Affair. The last episode was a fantastic 90 minutes but I had only allotted 60 minutes of my time. But I am good to go now and this week’s episode and […]
Below Deck Recap: Man Down!
I am so excited for tonight’s Below Deck Med Recap! Captain Lee, Kate and Ashton are back to keep everything shipshape. Ashton got promoted to Bosun since his near death experience last season. It seems that some sort of surprise will “rock Ashton to his core.” As for Kate, she will continue to drive the […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Love, Love Me Stew
Well, gentle readers, this is the last Below Deck Med recap of the season. And what a wild ride it has been. I have found Captain’s Sandy’s edit to be particularly interesting. She went from BEST CREW EVER! To YOU ALL SUCK in the last few episodes. To be fair, I am not sure if […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Sweet White Glove O’ Mine
This day has gotten away from me. I stayed up WAY too late last night. So this Below Deck Med recap may be even worse than usual. 🙂 I was up very, very, VERY late working on a new post for Friday or Saturday about a new show to recommend. Because, binge watching. Anyway, on […]
Below Deck Med Recap: HOLY SHIP!
Y’all. What is wrong with me? I feel like I am on spring break or Rumspringa! I have this new, fuck it all sort of why don’t we get drunk and screw attitude gong on. For one thing it is hot as hell again this week. So I am drinking like a fish, not eating, […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Nauti Girls Need Love Too
With Ben’s return to the show, you also get me back on Below Deck Med recaps! So, um yay?! The show hasn’t even started yet and I am already worried about Colin. Hopefully, his wrist isn’t broken. But, that sure did look like a hard fall. We are back on-board with the obnoxious female guests […]
Below Deck Med Recap: It’s Ben A Long Time
Oh hey, it’s me Tamara, filling in once again for this Below Deck Med Recap! The thing is that I watched the show very late last night and then deleted it. So this should be an interesting adventure for all of us. We all know I can’t remember anything. So we started with a crying […]
Midnight Snack: Captain Lee Schools Jax Taylor
There is all sorts of Vanderpump Rules drama happening during filming. I keep trying to muster the energy to care enough to share it with you. So far that has just not happened. Until Captain Lee tweeted to Jax Taylor tonight. Basically, Stassi & Beau, Brittany & Jax, and Katie & Schwartz have a tight […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Don’t Cry For Me, Sirocco
by Dalai Mama Welcome to the Below Deck Med Recap. This week, dysfunction aboard the Sirocco becomes explosive, and by journey’s end someone has tendered their resignation and abandoned ship. First off, I must question why Bravo felt they needed 90 minutes special for tonight’s episode. The drama that unfolded here is would translate to […]
Below Deck Med: Monte Car-loco
by Dalai Mama Welcome to the Below Deck Med Recap, in which beautiful people will drink and make out in the pleasure capital of the Mediterranean, and Joao will slut-shame them all. Sorry to have missed last week’s fun, my fine friends, and I’m not quite back to working order yet. Anyone out there dealing […]
Below Deck Med Recap: June, June, Hannah.
Ahoy Mates! This Below Deck Med recap will be brought to you by me, TT as the Dalai Mama had an unexpected personal emergency to deal with at the last minute. Light your Saint Guadalupe, or Saint Valentina candles for her if you got them. Here is the thing, I watched this week’s episode a […]
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