Today has been a terrible, no good, very bad day. So this is likely to be a short and crappy Below Deck Med recap. But, I need to sort of do something right now. So for a better read, my friends over at Starcasm have two THREE! really good posts today about the show. First, […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Sleepless In Croatia
Tonight’s Below Deck Med Recap should be full of me saying “I told you so” to Katie. The final charter guests are “demanding” according to the program guide. And with Lloyd off the vote to go to the hospital, we are a man down on deck, and two stews down in the interior. Yes, two. […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Three’s A Crowd
Every time I prepare for a Below Deck Recap I always feel like this season is NEVER going to end. I’m ready for some Captain Lee. And yet, we still have one more charter to get through. And I suppose some sort of virtual reunion. Le sigh. I can only hope this title means that […]
Below Deck Med Recap: All I Need Is A Miracle!
Tonight’s Below Deck Med Recap has us down to only two more charters. But, since Katie decided to finish out the season with only two stews on a 180 foot mega yacht, I imagine she will realize her mistake. Hell, they couldn’t even keep it together with four stews! We begin with Yawn screaming at […]
Below Deck Med Recap: A Hard Days Night
Tonight’s Below Deck Med Recap is probably going to be very interesting. I am just hoping I can stay up long enough to complete it. The weather in Atlanta has been plum awful lately and the constant low pressure and rain is taking it’s toll. I’ve also been up all night and dealing with contractors […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Don’t Go Chasing Waterfalls
With only two charters left, we are crawling our way to the end of the Below Deck Med recaps. It hasn’t been the worst season ever, I think it was the last one. This has been an interesting crew to say the least. I believe tonight’s episode will end with a THUD though based on […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Should I Stay Or Should I Go?
Apologies in advance for the delay in this Below Deck Med recap. There is a two hour Hell’s Kitchen tonight and a two hour episode of Bachelor in Paradise. Both are my guilty pleasures that I don’t have to recap. So, I will be doing my recap later tonight on the 11 pm showing or […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Octoberfest!
Well, it’s Octoberfest on The Lady Michelle on tonight’s Below Deck Med Recap. I’m in a crabby mood due to my weird sleep schedule and the fucking phone that I am ready to jerk out of the wall. Just when I can finally sleep without anxiety dreams, it never fails that the phone starts ringing […]
Below Deck Med Recap: At Your Lack Of Service
Hi guys! Before we get to this Below Deck Med recap, I’d like to apologize to those of you who emailed me today. I haven’t gotten to them yet. The depression is bad over here and I am up all night and sleeping all day. On top of everything else, my site requires more backend […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Can’t Fight This Feeling
Sorry the Below Deck Med recap is later than usual, I had to record the second airing due to multiple scheduling conflicts. It looks like the last three minutes are cut off so that will be annoying. Speaking of annoying, I hope this is Lexi’s last episode. The primary is irritated because they have been […]
Below Deck Med Recap: The Morning After
How the hell is it 9 p.m. already? I guess when you sleep until four p.m. this is what happens. I am so excited for this Below Deck Med recap! They left us with a cliff hanger and I almost cheated and streamed this episode, but I hate streaming. I’m not even watching Big Brother […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Love At First Night
Just before I started setups for this Below Deck Med recap, I rolled the trash out to the curb and check the mail. I was HONKED at by a firetruck who was speeding past with lights but no sirens. I live on a short street. It connects on each end with other streets and one […]
It’s A Great Day To Be Captain Lee!
Captain Lee and his beautiful bride Mary Anne welcomed their first great grandchild just a few days ago! Say hello to Amelia Charlotte! Look at all that hair! She is BEAUTIFUL! We all know babies can start out a little bit funny looking at first. Not this beauty! She just makes everyone smile. Even my […]
Below Deck Med Recap: It’s Like Rain On Your Wedding Day
I’m super behind on tonight’s Below Deck Med recap because I was late getting to the store to buy Banjo’s dogfood. Had a major panic attack and am still recovering. I hate Kroger because I have to bag my own groceries and by the time I get to the register, I’m out of breath and […]
Below Deck Med Recap: It’s Not Easy Being Green
I’m BACK! Live recapping Bravo! Sorry about last week. Tonight’s Below Deck Med recap continues with the longest first day of charter ever. I have to say I am not hating this season that much. It seems that production has told the scissor sisters that we do not like Malia living in Captain Sandy’s asshole. […]
Below Deck Med Recap: It Sucked
I’m under the weather today. I have not been hydrating and took Banjo for a longish walk. It’s hot outside and humid. But, still not a big enough deal for me to be feeling so completely wiped out. I feel how Sandy looks in the above photo. Also, I still don’t have Bravo. I can […]
Below Deck Recap: It’s Reunion Time!
Well boys and squirrels, it’s time for the Below Deck Recap. It’s the reunion and I am already pissed before even watching it. I’ve heard that Elizabeth is going to talk shit about Captain Lee. If true, this could make her more hated than pretty much anyone on the planet that is not orange. You […]
Below Deck Recap: Premature Evacuation
This probably will be a very short Below Deck recap. Elizabeth getting fired is well overdue. She is begging for her job. She really doesn’t understand why she was fired. But really, this season is pretty much over due to Covid. Elizabeth has to pack her knives and go. Oops wrong show. I really need […]
Below Deck Recap: Don’t Cry For Me Antigua
The big question I have going into this Below Deck recap is are the finally going to fire Elizabeth? The episode summary for this episode literally says, “Elizabeth spends the charter focusing on James instead of her job.” You know, just like every other episode. There is also a mention of Ashling’s “little white lie” […]
Below Deck Recap: Hide The Salami
Tonight’s Below Deck recap is going to be wacky and sad as Jackie and David Siegel appear as the primaries. Click here to find out what happened when they were on Below Deck Med. Jackie refers to herself as The Queen of Versailles because she has been building a sort of replica in Florida for […]
Below Deck Recap: James’ Big Cannoli
I’m not sure if my DVR didn’t record episode 12, last week or if I somehow deleted it. I may have deleted it on purpose because Captain Lee is going to talk about the loss of his son. And that will be difficult. I’m watching the episode now on demand. Which means I have to […]
Below Deck Recap: Blood In The Water
Tonight, we return to a boat where Captain Lee is madder than a wet hen. We’ve literally never seen him this angry. In this Below Deck recap, I presume someone is going to have to go in and extradite Drunk Dolores from the sea where she apparently wants to feed peas to the fish and […]
Below Deck Recap: Steamy Vibes
Tonight’s Below Deck recap will be quite drama-filled from the sound of things. Elizabeth continues to be useless and both Ashling and Francesca are at their wits end. It seems Elizabeth is more concerned about her boatmance with James than actually doing her job. Then, the captain loses it over dangerous behavior by the charter […]
Below Deck Recap: The Devil You Know
It’s a slow time for Bravo exclusive news as everyone seems to have disappeared for the winter break. But, amazingly, we still have recaps to do this week! Tonight we have a Below Deck recap of a new episode! I’m not sure how many episodes we have left. We seem to be getting into the […]
Below Deck Recap: No Way Rosé
Oh hey! I was up all night drinking wine and arguing about politics on Twitter and just woke up for the day as Below Deck is ending. Ooops. I missed the Saturn and Venus thing, seeing what superpowers everyone got, and Below Deck. I’m trying to stop stressing about my sleep schedule and just rolling […]
Below Deck Recap: Runaway Chef
I am so ready for this Below Deck recap tonight. I slept in super late today and woke up to a financial mess that needed to be sorted out. So,I just got that straighten out and now I need to WOO SAH and get on this boat with Captain Lee and sail away from all […]
Below Deck Guest Apologizes For The Sushi Incident
One of the twenty somethings on the Below Deck Max and Dax’s excellent adventure episode issued a public apology on Twitter today. Yahoo Sports reported: UNLV starting quarterback Max Gilliam issued an apology Monday for eating sushi off of a nude model while appearing on the reality television show “Below Deck.” Yes, you read that […]
Below Deck Recap: Just Another Day In Paradise
Tonight’s Below Deck recap will probably end with Shane getting a ticket home from Captain Lee. And I think that is about three episodes too late. In the meantime, Banjo’s favorite show, The Voice is on and I am voting my cold black heart out for Jim Ranger! But John Holiday is also amazing! Dayum, […]
Below Deck Recap: Champange Wishes And Caviar Dreams
Y’all I’m not doing so great. I’m not feeling well. I am not eating enough, drinking too much. Drunk dialing people (apologies again). I’m just starting to let the cheese slide off my sandwich. I’m a homebody. This should not be so hard for me, but it is. I drink too much. I cry too […]
Below Deck Recap: Do Not Disturb
Y’all. Today was the day I fell down the rabbit hole. I’ve been trying not to do it too early. But, today it happened. I got hooked on Lifetime Christmas movies. I’m currently watching one while drinking Prosecco out of a wine glass that someone sent me that says, “I’m sorry you’re old.” I am […]
Megan King Has Covid-19
It has been just over a year since Jim Edmonds filed for divorce from Meghan Edmonds. And despite having three very young children together, including one with special needs, Meghan has been consistently accused of not being in town when it is her week with the children. Jim Edmonds has claimed that on frequent occasions, […]
Below Deck Recap: Max And Dax’s Excellent Adventure
I can never remember what I recap on what day. So I was happy to discover that tonight it is a Below Deck recap. I believe we get a new stew tonight and Izzy moves to the deck. Also, we finally get rid of the assholes and the crew gets their first shore leave together. […]
Below Deck Recap: There’s No Crying In Yachting
You guys! I have gone from feeling badly about getting up at 2 or 3 pm to having a problem waking up in time to recap shows during prime time. It’s not healthy to sleep through all the daylight. I just can’t seem to straighten out my sleep schedule! ARGH. At least tonight is Below […]
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