So I have been sitting on this for months but now that the trailer is out for the new season of Below Deck, I guess it is time to spill a little bit. As many of you know, Captain Lee and I have been friends for almost as long as I have had this site. […]
Below Deck: Eddie Lucas Was Not Asked Back?
This story is absolutely insane to me. Below Deck (with Captain Lee) is literally the biggest show on Bravo. But today, Eddie has said their cast is THE LEAST PAID! And yet, he has not been renewed! From New York Post: However, despite being a reality star on Bravo’s top-rated series — with ratings that can […]
Below Deck Recap: The Reunion
It’s reunion time on tonight’s Below Deck Recap! But before we get to all of that, I feel like I am off the Rayna train. I’ve been defending her all season but she’s gone full on batshit crazy online. She seems to think …. WAIT FOR IT… that Eddie is being groomed to replace Captain […]
Below Deck Recap: We Made It, Ya Slags
Sadly, this is the last Below Deck Recap of the season unless we get a reunion. The Below Deck reunions have been sort of sometimey the last few seasons. However, I seem to recall (and my recollections during Covid are not to be trusted) that Rayna said the whole Heather situation was kind of swept […]
Below Deck Recap: Unfinished Business
Oh Hey! I just remembered that my Below Deck Recap duties start at 8 p.m. So, I’m trying to get out of the drama in the RHOSLC comments and get to this recap. I’m ready to go. But before I get to it, there was a Maury Povich moment recently and Jean-Luc Cerza-Lanaux YOU ARE […]
Below Deck Recap: New Stew On The Block
It’s a dark and gloomy night in the ATL. It kind of feels like the day after Christmas. I so enjoyed all the snow yesterday even thought it didn’t stick and I didn’t get to make a snowman. Yes. I am five years old when it snows. But it is time for a Below Deck […]
Below Deck Recap: Shouda Joined The Navy
Sorry for the delay with the Below Deck recap. I was busy drinking and watching my Bulldawgs clinch the national championship. How ‘Bout Them Dawgs! Also, Below Deck did not record so I’ll be speed recapping from the on demand version as more of discussion post. Hmm, it is not on demand either. Guess I […]
Below Deck Recap: The Smell Of Sweat And Desparation
I hope I will be awake enough to do tonight’s Below Deck recap. I am exhausted. I’m starting to wonder if it is a booster side effect, even though I have been sleeping like the dead for hours prior to the shot. I also can’t remember shit. I’m also drunk more often than not. So […]
Below Deck Recap: When Eddie Met Sally
Captain Lee may make heads roll on tonight’s Below Deck recap. Meanwhile, I fell back to sleep around noon and slept until 8:30 so I am behind and Banjo is mad at me. He eventually woke me up to feed him, but I was still a bit late. I also got up several times during […]
Below Deck Recap: Compliments Of Captain Lee’s Travel Agency
Thanks for being patient with me tonight and allowing me to delay my Below Deck recap. It’s the highest rated show on Bravo, but I still have some personal priorities. Banjo and I are on different sleeping schedules and it’s complicated. This dog used to only go twice a day. Now, he needs to go […]
Below Deck Recap: Plenty Of Jake To Go Around!
Tonight’s Below Deck recap is coming to you own west coast time! You can blame Andy Cohen for this. Also, it The Voice night and that’s my bonding time with Banjo. So I hope it is okay that I’m recapping the second showing that starts at 10:30 here in real people time. 🙂 It looks […]
Below Deck Recap: He Kissed A Boy And He Liked It!
I’m really trying to get caught up tonight so I am going to knockout this Below Deck recap and call it a night. I may try to watch The Voice with Banjo first. we shall see. It’s kind of our thing. I think he can tell I am unwell because he’s staring at me a […]
Below Deck Recap: Leave Your Emotions At The Cabin Door
Sorry for the delay of this Below Deck Recap. It’s The Voice night and our bonding time. So, you’re just going to have to wait. And I will probably sleep afterwards so. Again sorry. Actually, we fell asleep in a big furry mess. It was great. Let’s see what I missed. Oh it looks like […]
Below Deck Recap: Pissed On Chickens Can’t Compare
Y’all I am a bit late with this Below Deck Recap. I was catching up with a friend over the phone. I’m not a huge phone person so we had a lot to catch up on! I am not a huge fan of the phone unless I’ve had a few glasses of wine and feeling […]
Happy Birthday, Captain Lee! From The Tamara Tattles Family!
Updated: This is the proper link to donate to one of Captain Lee’s favorite charities. The link included last night was to one of his sponsored fundraisers for the site that has already ended. But, this link is easy to use and any donation is easily accepted. Together we can make a difference. Can also […]
Below Deck Recap: Bourbon Buffoonery
I was today years old when I learned I could never live in Alaska. I thought about it once because there are a lot of straight men up there and not that many women. And it looks pretty on TV. But, I am NOT dealing with the lack of sunlight this winter. I sleep so […]
Below Deck Recap: Boat Daddy
Who is ready for a Below Deck recap? Sadly, we still have half a charter to get through before we can get Captain Lee back on the ship! And we have to find out if the beach picnic will actually happen before nightfall. When last we saw them, the guests were not happy at all […]
Below Deck Recap: One Step Closer To World Domination
YAY! Below Deck with Captain Lee Stud of the Sea is back! That means it’s time for a Below Deck recap. On very rare occasions, I have interacted with Captain Lee and recall at one point him mentioning some health conditions. But, I was not aware at the time that the show was about to […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Nothing Comes Over Easy
Today has been a terrible, no good, very bad day. So this is likely to be a short and crappy Below Deck Med recap. But, I need to sort of do something right now. So for a better read, my friends over at Starcasm have two THREE! really good posts today about the show. First, […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Sleepless In Croatia
Tonight’s Below Deck Med Recap should be full of me saying “I told you so” to Katie. The final charter guests are “demanding” according to the program guide. And with Lloyd off the vote to go to the hospital, we are a man down on deck, and two stews down in the interior. Yes, two. […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Three’s A Crowd
Every time I prepare for a Below Deck Recap I always feel like this season is NEVER going to end. I’m ready for some Captain Lee. And yet, we still have one more charter to get through. And I suppose some sort of virtual reunion. Le sigh. I can only hope this title means that […]
Below Deck Med Recap: All I Need Is A Miracle!
Tonight’s Below Deck Med Recap has us down to only two more charters. But, since Katie decided to finish out the season with only two stews on a 180 foot mega yacht, I imagine she will realize her mistake. Hell, they couldn’t even keep it together with four stews! We begin with Yawn screaming at […]
Below Deck Med Recap: A Hard Days Night
Tonight’s Below Deck Med Recap is probably going to be very interesting. I am just hoping I can stay up long enough to complete it. The weather in Atlanta has been plum awful lately and the constant low pressure and rain is taking it’s toll. I’ve also been up all night and dealing with contractors […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Don’t Go Chasing Waterfalls
With only two charters left, we are crawling our way to the end of the Below Deck Med recaps. It hasn’t been the worst season ever, I think it was the last one. This has been an interesting crew to say the least. I believe tonight’s episode will end with a THUD though based on […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Should I Stay Or Should I Go?
Apologies in advance for the delay in this Below Deck Med recap. There is a two hour Hell’s Kitchen tonight and a two hour episode of Bachelor in Paradise. Both are my guilty pleasures that I don’t have to recap. So, I will be doing my recap later tonight on the 11 pm showing or […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Octoberfest!
Well, it’s Octoberfest on The Lady Michelle on tonight’s Below Deck Med Recap. I’m in a crabby mood due to my weird sleep schedule and the fucking phone that I am ready to jerk out of the wall. Just when I can finally sleep without anxiety dreams, it never fails that the phone starts ringing […]
Below Deck Med Recap: At Your Lack Of Service
Hi guys! Before we get to this Below Deck Med recap, I’d like to apologize to those of you who emailed me today. I haven’t gotten to them yet. The depression is bad over here and I am up all night and sleeping all day. On top of everything else, my site requires more backend […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Can’t Fight This Feeling
Sorry the Below Deck Med recap is later than usual, I had to record the second airing due to multiple scheduling conflicts. It looks like the last three minutes are cut off so that will be annoying. Speaking of annoying, I hope this is Lexi’s last episode. The primary is irritated because they have been […]
Below Deck Med Recap: The Morning After
How the hell is it 9 p.m. already? I guess when you sleep until four p.m. this is what happens. I am so excited for this Below Deck Med recap! They left us with a cliff hanger and I almost cheated and streamed this episode, but I hate streaming. I’m not even watching Big Brother […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Love At First Night
Just before I started setups for this Below Deck Med recap, I rolled the trash out to the curb and check the mail. I was HONKED at by a firetruck who was speeding past with lights but no sirens. I live on a short street. It connects on each end with other streets and one […]
It’s A Great Day To Be Captain Lee!
Captain Lee and his beautiful bride Mary Anne welcomed their first great grandchild just a few days ago! Say hello to Amelia Charlotte! Look at all that hair! She is BEAUTIFUL! We all know babies can start out a little bit funny looking at first. Not this beauty! She just makes everyone smile. Even my […]
Below Deck Med Recap: It’s Like Rain On Your Wedding Day
I’m super behind on tonight’s Below Deck Med recap because I was late getting to the store to buy Banjo’s dogfood. Had a major panic attack and am still recovering. I hate Kroger because I have to bag my own groceries and by the time I get to the register, I’m out of breath and […]
Below Deck Med Recap: It’s Not Easy Being Green
I’m BACK! Live recapping Bravo! Sorry about last week. Tonight’s Below Deck Med recap continues with the longest first day of charter ever. I have to say I am not hating this season that much. It seems that production has told the scissor sisters that we do not like Malia living in Captain Sandy’s asshole. […]
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