It feels like I have writing Below Deck Med recaps for all of quarantine. It feels like the longest season ever. And it’s time to watch this hot mess of a season for you so you don’t have to. You’re welcome. I’m starving so this might be late. We start with Tom making Aesha cry […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Cool As A Cucumber
Is it me or is this season NEVER GOING TO FUCKING END? At any rate, here we go with another Below Deck Med recap where I save most of you from actually having to watch this. But before we go forward, has anyone gotten tested for COVID lately? Is it still a swab that basically […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Whole New Ballgame
Tonight I have two recaps to do, this Below Deck Med recap and a 90 Day Fiance Recap. How different the two are. I feel like Below Deck Med will never end and really want to be put out of my misery. And tonight is the last episode of 90 Day Fiance The Other way […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Welcome Back
ARGH! This is episode 13 of the season. It looks like there are still at least five more Below Deck Med recaps at least in this shit season. Also, this season has the highest rating of them all. So, I guess they are tuning in to see Tom, the world’s greatest yacht chef have a […]
Below Deck Med Recap: There’s No Place Like Home
I’m trying to work up a full head of steam to hate watch this crapola for you. Nanette, who has been pulling photos for me claims this episode will be EPIC. Oddly, I am eating “sort of not really nachos” during this Below Deck Med recap. It was not planned. lol. And it’s fucking vegetarian […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Cabin Fever
Oh Joy! Tonight I get to watch Below Deck Med so you don’t have to! The things I do for love. 🙂 Hopefully tonight’s Below Deck Med recap won’t have much Sandy as I believe it is the episode where the crew gets a short holiday. Hopefully, Hannah can get time far, far away from […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Closing Time
It’s time to hate watch as Micromanager Sandy does the unthinkable and probably fires Chef Kiko. I can’t wait to see what stupid request the charter guests have been told by production to ask for this time. Native American Indian food? Branson, Missouri food? Martian food? Clearly, Kiko’s contract was for a certain number of […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Viva Loss Vegas
Before I start tonight’s Below Deck Med recap, I have a few quick things to mention. I was watching the end of last week’s Below Deck Med with “unseen” footage. One new scene was the primary privately telling Micromanager Sandy that there was a noticeable friction between the crew. She automatically assumed it was Hannah […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Rise & Don’t Shine
It’s time for another Below Deck Med recap. These charter guests are super annoying. Captain Sandy is also getting more annoying by the hour. I am also annoyed because it is hot as balls in the shack today. The air has been set to 67 for several days straight and it is currently 80 degrees […]
Below Deck Med Recap: No Mushroom For Error
It seems like Bravo is trying to mess with our DVR schedules again. They have been doing it with MDLLA, by making it an extra fifteen minutes of the actual show. But, I have a gut feeling that the reason tonight’s episode is an extra half hour of WWHL. Because the second airing is only […]
Here’s What I’m Doing On My Off Day…
I am making a version of Kiko’s Moqueca! (From Below Deck Med) brazilian fish stew. I have most of the ingredients. LOL. I am not making a lot of it. I don’t have the carrots and they don’t really seem to me like they go anyway. Brazilian Fish Stew (Moqueca) with coconut milk, lime and […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Oh, Snap!
I am totally unprepared for this Below Deck Recap so it may suck more than usual. Or be great, who knows. I’m going to have to get up early in the morning to go to the dentist who used to love me before I went crazy and stopped a lot of hygienic things. Like tooth-brushing […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Bringing The Thunder
Tap! Tap! Is this thing on? I got up today with full intentions of being production and then, well…there is always tomorrow. I did put through some Nene fans in the first Nene post about the celebrity video show. And commented. That was about the most productive I have been today. I did make cheese […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Ace Of Stew Face
Tonight we begin the Below Deck Med recaps with much less Pete! I could not be happier about that. The fucktard recently responding to his firing by basically saying he enjoys sex with all races of women and therefore cannot be racist. He is not even smart enough to at least pretend he sees the […]
Peter Hunziker of Below Deck Med Fired For Racist Social Media
Bravo announced today that Peter Hunziker of Below Deck Med has been fired for “his racist post.” No other information about the post was shared. The short post on Instagram also said that the production would be reediting the remaining episode to “minimize his appearances. Most of the comments on the post were calling for […]
Below Deck Med Recap: The Italian’s Job
Sorry for the delay on this Below Deck Med recap. It’s not just that my sleep schedule is off, it’s that all I want to do is sleep. I’m dealing with a bit of narcolepsy. But I really want to watch this show and see if Lara gets fucking fired, as she should be. 🙂 […]
Stassi Schroeder Is Pregnant?
Multiple site are claiming that Stassi Schroeder is Pregnant. Stassi has not confirmed the news. The stories are based on photos of Stassi and Beau taken yesterday afternoon. Stassi is wearing a long cardigan and the speculation is that she is trying to cover a baby bump. Stassi has previously commented that she and Beau […]
Below Deck Med Recap: You Can’t Touch This!
Now, it’s time to temporarily leave TLC and return to Bravo for another Below Deck Med Recap. I am a bit unhappy that Hannah gets fired this season for hooking up with a guest again. Can’t a chief stew get a little guest dick once in a while? It’s very stressful having to work for […]
Below Deck Med Recap: I Like Big Boats & I Cannot Lie
As I am working on the setups for this Below Deck Med Recap, trying to collect all the new names for the tags (links you can find under every post to navigate to related subjects) the Secret Service and National Guard and God knows who else are tear gassing a large group of protesters who […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: #Awkward
I am really enjoying this season so I really want to watch more than I want to recap. I want to see how the new dick head does. So I am going to do another (probably) short Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap. Thanks for all of you for still reading here. I’ve lost a lot […]
Below Deck Recap: Reunion Part II
It is time for the last Below Deck recap of this shit show of a season. Let’s just get through this as quickly as possible. I’m with Captain Lee, I really don’t give a shit. Oh, FINALLY we are going to see the incident in the van where Kevin is begging production to pull the […]
Below Deck Reunion Recap: Part 1 Brüs On The Hotseat!
I have great expectations for tonight’s Below Deck Reunion Recap if for no other reason that the awkward photos I pulled for it today. We start right off with sexual harassment. Not by the deckhands just yet, but by the guest that was harassing Simone. The charter guest was not confronted because they were guest […]
Below Deck Recap: Big Girls Do Cry
Well it is finally the last episode of this shit storm of a season. And all the people said AMEN. Let’s get this over with and pretend this season never happened. I am highly unaccousted to being a Kate Chastain fan and would like to get back to where her resting bitch face and hazing […]
Below Deck Recap: Let Them Eat Penis Cake
Well, today surely felt like a Monday. I slogged through trying to keep up with my Impeachment Cleaning Plan. Thankfully, today was the dining room. A small room. I didn’t finish but I only have a couple hours left but I need a clean kitchen to rinse all the dishes in the dining room and […]
Below Deck Recap: The Scorpion Queen
It’s time for the penultimate episode of this season of Below Deck. I believe it is the episode where the last of the charter guests leave. This makes me wonder what on earth the final episode will entail. But before we get to that, Jerry O’Connell and Ashton will be on WWHL tonight. Oddly, it […]
Below Deck Recap: Public Displays of Affection
Oh hey! This Below Deck Recap will probably turn in to more of a discussion thread. I’m full on in crazy land at the moment but what better time to have an Alexis Bellino recap. AMIRITE? It’s crazy meets crazy tonight. And also I really need to know if they fucking fire Rhylee, AGAIN. I […]
WWHL 100th Episode of Below Deck Celebration
It looks like this is an hour long prime time episode of WHHL to celebrate the 100th show. I can’t wait to see Rocky! I LOVE HER! There are fifteen former crew on the show. Plus Mary Anne is the bartender. I LOVE HER TOO! She is the sweetest person. I am going to be […]
Below Deck Recap: Witch Hunt
Oh YAY! It’ time for another Below Deck recap. If it wasn’t my job to do this, I would have bailed on this misogynistic crap about three or four episodes ago. Tonight, Ashton is going to try and get Rhylee fired for not having a penis. Will it work? I suppose you have to have […]
Below Deck Recap: Exodus
Sorry for the delay in last night’s Below Deck recap. Some of you may have noticed I had a total drunken meltdown. I apologize to those I worried. Basically, Lawn Kid showed up crying again. He’s been evicted. I’m not sure what to believe anymore. I didn’t know what to do. I wish none of […]
Below Deck Recap: Yacht-Pocalypse Now
Twas the night before the night before Christmas…and a very dark and stormy night. So of course what we all need is a trip to Thailand, Thailand, where everyone gets a baby elephant, right? Well, true or not, this is Below Deck recap will have double the misogyny and double the drama! So let’s just […]
Below Deck Recap: I’m Sorry You Feel That Way
How is it Monday already? I woke up this morning thinking it was Sunday. Where did the weekend go? The best part of Monday writing the Below Deck Recap. This has certainly been an interesting season. Captain Lee is bound to jerk a knot in a few of the crew members tonight before the guest […]
Below Deck Recap: Everyone Hates Kate
This has been a weird season for Below Deck recaps. Kate has been unusually patient with the stews and even with the new chef. It’s been a calmer, gentler Kate. And now this is the season that we get an episode titled, “Everyone Hates Kate”?! We start with the end of Kate finally telling Simone […]
Below Deck Recap: 12 Seconds In Heaven
Finally got Below Deck to record so I can do a proper Below Deck Recap. We begin with Rhylee, a horrible women who dared to request that the group include something Paleo in their dinner order. Something that if one of the guys had said it would be perfectly fine, but Rhylee saying it is […]
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