It’s time for the finale and tonight’s Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap will just take us one step closer to the reunion. All we want to know his what Jean Luc has to say about being a father. So let’s get throw the last recap where the guests are other yachties. The yachties are loving […]
Below Deck Sailing Discussion Post
I’m terribly sorry you guys but I am not feeling well (still, I know) and am fading fast. I actually got up a bit early today since I slept through pretty much all of Sunday. I’m just so tired. I still haven’t seen Shahs because it didn’t tape. I need to call in sick for […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: No Shirt, No Clue Big Problems
There is a corner store in my hood where I go to pay too much for beer. I recently tried walking there and that didn’t work too well. I posted about that but I can’t seem to find the post. Anyway, there is one guy who works there that says “Good Morning” to me everytime […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Nip And Slide
Every day during Covid feels like a Monday, but for some reason, actual Mondays are even more Mondayish than others. My Below Deck Sailing Yacht recaps feel like a huge hurdle and sometimes I just can’t get to them. But tonight, we get to learn about Jean Luc’s STDs. I mean, how can we not […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: A Total Ship Show
Y’all. I don’t know what is wrong with my sleeping but I seem to have narcolepsy. I was trying to convince myself I didn’t need to do the this recap and could go back to another lengthy sleep session. All I want to do it sleep. I have to get it together to go waddle […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Crash, Boom, Bang!
This Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap is coming to you live from my bedroom! I keep forgetting I have another DVR in here which is much needed on Sunday nights and Monday nights. I don’t like being away from Banjo but maybe he will come join me soon. Tonight’s episode is full of drama. The […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Knotty, Knotty
I’m going to try to get this Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap done. However, the weather here has been hellish for days and is supposed to be hellish again tomorrow. It’s been dark outside all day! Thunderstorm warnings, tornado watches. Crap. As I am trying this we just got another huge thunderstorm warning. It looks […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Panic On A Tack
I missed last week’s Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap and am only now watching the show in preparation for tonight’s recap. I have never in my life seen a head stew behave like Daisy does toward Natasha. They are the same rank. If Natasha was a man Daisy would not be acting this way. Meanwhile, […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: The Scorning After
Once again, I slept through Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap time last night. But Banjo refused to let me sleep through American Idol or The Voice. My TV is on all the time and when two things are taping at once, the TV changes channels on its own and kind of wakes me up. Banjo […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Throuple Trouble
So for calling in mentally unwell and being a bit late for tonight’s Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap. But I am ready to go tonight for the second airing! Despite a giant tree falling and destroying my fence and my neighbors shed and almost hitting their house. Today’s place is a wasp nest right by […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht
So sorry, this is the Below Deck discussion forum. I made it all about me and my mental health but talk about Below Deck here. I’m literally having a mental break down. I can’t take too much more of this pandemic shit. I just want to go back to bed. I do not want to […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Barrie’d Alive
Last night was my sing to Banjo night and it was two hours of American Idol (I learned the lyrics to Watermelon Sugar the millionth time the duets sang the song) and two hours of The Voice. This lead to a lot of wine drinking (I’m officially out of wine) and a bit of drunk […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Smoldering Secrets
It’s time to check in with the horny new crew on the latest Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap. They wake up after their first night off with serious hangovers and fuzzy memories of the night before. I get the feeling that a lot of you are not watching this season. Why not? This season looks […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Nookie Mistake
So sorry for the delay in this Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap. The comments sections have taken up a lot of time this week. Lots of comments and we all sort of cranky. I’m feeling a lot less bitchy today, so hopefully the temperature in the comments sections will decrease as well as the melodramatic, […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Running On Fumes
Below Deck Sailing Yacht has returned with an all new crew for what looks to be a feisty new season. I am finally ready to get the first Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap underway! Right away, Gary shows his ass, literally, and let’s us know he’s going to try to fuck anything that moves. He […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Reunion
I feel like this Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap is going to be a bit difficult. There are an awful lot of people to hear from on the show. Will Andy have a mute button for this group? I wonder if Jenna will have any sort of remorse for her behavior or if she is […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Regatta Go!
It’s time for the final Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap of the season. I have to say while I hated Jenna and Adam, I thought it was a good first season. I love Captain Glenn and all the female crew other than Jenna. Well, Georgia was kind of a relationship disrupter, but other than that […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Dope!
I am looking forward to this Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap because I am hoping that Captain Glenn calls Jenna out for her unprofessional behavior. The fact that she seems so personally affronted about Glenn daring to point out the the interior has a bad charter at perhaps the worst time for one. Jenna really […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: You Snooze, You Lose
I cannot for the life of me stay awake anymore. I am falling asleep during every show I try to watch on TV. Let’s see if I can keep myself awake long enough to get this Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap done. It’s going to be a very Jenna/Adam focused episode this week. Adam is […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: The Birds
I know I am behind on recaps but tonight a Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap seems like just what the doctor ordered. In between multiple naps today, I laid down on the back stoop for a few minutes and got some sun. It was a really pretty day today. I need to try to get […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Parker’s Big Adventure
On tonight’s Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap get to see if the crew can even try to salvage the BBQ on the beach. I just totally zoned out on the first ten minutes. I forgot I was supposed to be recapping. My brain is mush. I just sat there watching the show and not absorbing […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: No Bra, No Shoes, Bad Service
No matter how awful some of the people on this show can be, they are way better than these daily press conferences where the medical professional can’t even show up anymore due to the sheer stupidity of what comes out of the orange one’s mouth. Today he wants full pews in all the churches for […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Ooof, There It Is!
I’m not as into Below Deck Sailing Yacht recaps as I used to be. I think we need to get rid of these obnoxious charter guests for one thing. Of course Parker thinks they are just great. Now, they have woken up the Captain. The first thing Captain Glenn does it to get the puking […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Ugatz To Be Kidding
I feel like it has been forever since I have seen this show. It’s kind of hard for me to do a Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap with so many shows airing right now. But I like this one and I am glad to have the time to recap it today. I was out in […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Shmexual Shmension
It’s a shame that the last horrific season of Below Deck has seemed to taint the premiere of this new show. First seasons of Bravo shows are usually the best. With the exception of Chef Adam, none of this crew, not even the captain knows what to expect. There is a stunning sailboat, an attractive […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Baby On Board
Sorry for the delay in this week’s Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap. On the day it airs there was a two hour episode of The Bachelor and The Voice. These are two shows that I quietly watch without you when I get the time. I am often behind so no spoilers please, that means […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Rosé-Fueled Regrets
It time for another Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap and despite the very busy day on the site today (So many Sunday Shows!) I am excited to watch this episode! First seasons of reality shows are usually the best as they figure out how to navigate being on camera 24/7. Jenna is learning that getting […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: My Big Fat Bleak Wedding
Moving straight for the Below Deck Reunion recap that took forever, to the Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap is a lot! Especially when I don’t even have all the sailors names straight yet. That said, I am dying to see how this episode goes with the crazy charter guests and the impromptu wedding. Plus, we […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Holy Ship! We’re Sailing!
So after a quick check-in with the Iowa Caucus (GO PETE!) I am ready to tackle my first Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap! But, I am fading fast as I went gallivanting in THE WORLD today for six whole hours and had so much fun but am worn slap out. YAY, I could not be […]