I am enjoying getting caught up on Dance Moms recaps today but I am not going to recap all four episode. I started with the episode with the coffin group dance. Of course I thought that was a horrible idea, but I actually thought they did a great job at the competition and was surprised […]
Abby Lee Miller Recovers From Second Spinal Surgery Sunning On Hospital Patio
Abby Lee Miller was in the hospital on the fourth of July doing some physical therapy after yet another back surgery. She was also doing yet another round of chemo the last week of June and hinted that she was going to lose her hair. Despite her diagnosis with Burkitt Lymphoma, Abby has mentioned doing […]
Abby Lee Miller Continues To Face Health Struggles
Abby Lee has really gone through the wringer with her health since being released to a half-way house and then release on parole. First it was thought that she had some sort of spinal infection, only to discover the real issue was lymphoma. She is on her third round of chemo. Yesterday she went in […]
Abby Lee Looks Great And Ready For Release
I haven’t been paying that much attention to Abby Lee. But from the looks of her Instagram, she had some serious looking surgery that required a huge incision and dozens of staples in her back. Ouch! She has been having her nails done in the hospital. She looks like she has been getting her makeup […]
I’m Very Worried About Abby Lee Miller
The last time we talked about Abby Lee Miller’s medical condition, her gastric sleeve doctor was standing out on the street discussing her medical issues and what medication she is taking with random paparazzo. At that time he was talking about Abby having issues related to being off of her thyroid medications and that her other […]
Abby Lee Miller Could Use A Friend Right About Now
Abby Lee Miller is not faring well in the halfway house. I still don’t understand why she is there and not on house arrest. We have been trying to reduce the number of halfway houses for years now in favor house arrest for anyone who has a suitable house to live in. Anyway, the hot […]
Why Is Abby Lee Miller In A Halfway House? Or Is She?
Today’s big news is that Abby Lee Miller is in a halfway house. Despite the report from TMZ, I don’t believe it. Here is the thing. Rich people, or even middle class working stiffs, do not go to halfway houses. Halfway houses help prisoners re-acclimate to the outside world. They get assistance with resume writing, […]
Abby Lee Addresses Internet Rumors About Her Early Release
“Sometimes in life you make mistakes I trusted the wrong people and didn’t pay any attention to things I should of. I’m more than sorry for the mistakes I have made.My world flipped upside down when I had to enter prison. I did so with grace, the stories you read about me been a princess […]
This Week’s News I Didn’t Get Around To Posting About
Question: What do Lisa Vanderpump and Thomas Ravenel have in common? Answer, each season after filming ends on RHOBH and Southern Charm, both of them take to social media to proclaim that they just can’t bear to do another season. It’s just such a horrible job! I can’t take the bitches I film with anymore! […]
Dance Moms: Under Cheryl’s Spell
I’m all discombobulated and feel like I have missed and episode. Okay, I am pretty sure I missed the last episode. I’ll have to watch it On Demand later. It sounds like they won the group dance last week. Can’t wait to go back and catch that. Cheryl wants to do ballroom dancing this week. […]
Dance Moms: Ashlee’s Big Decision Part 1
I finally have a moment to recap Abby’s big return to the ALDC. I’ve watched every episode of every season and the title has me asking who Ashlee is. I suppose it is one of the minis mom. Some of the team arrives to the studio. Noticeably absent is Nia and Holly and LaurieAnn. The […]
Dance Moms: Stamina, Stamina, Stamina
I don’t usually recap Dance Moms at this time of night. This is when I usually just veg and watch whatever the heck I want to. But My DVR sent me over to this episode and I am intrigued, so I am going to recap it whilst drunk and sleepy. (Edit: I ended up waiting […]
Dance Moms: Out With Abby, In With Chloe Part 2
Last week we ended with the arrival of the teams at the venue and Jill and Christi going at each other. Chloe and Kendell are both in tears, which seems to not be high on the priority list of either of their moms. In fact, they are both making the situation worse. Camryn is given […]
Dance Moms: Out With Abby, In With Chloe Part One
With Abby on a two-week European Tour,Laurieann Gibson comes in to teach the girls choreography for this week’s competition. Laurieann is annoying. The dance moms like her. Then she lays into Kendell about being lazy. Chloe is going to dance with Marietta Dance Company, a big rival of ALDC in this competition. Chloe is a bit […]
Dance Moms Is Back!
Last night Dance Moms premiered for what is the final season, unless they decide to wait for her to get out like they did Teresa Giudice on Bravo. She will be out in about the same amount of time, really about one month less. Actually they will be stupid if they don’t do some sort […]
Dance Moms: Abby Tells All
This two-hour special was filmed over the course of two weeks and includes lengthy interviews with Jedidiah Bila. I love Jed and she is a fantastic interviewer so this should be good. And heartbreaking. I realize that Abby committed fraud but I can’t help but feel sadness for her that I lacked when Theresa did […]
Abby Lee Miller Sentenced; She Will Go To Prison
Abby Lee Miller finally got her prison sentence today. Reporters from inside the courtroom tweeted live as it happened. She was sentenced to one year and one day in Federal Prison. She will serve approximately ten months of that term. She was also sentenced to two years of supervised release. Before the sentencing several […]
Abby Lee Miller “Quits” Dance Moms on Instagram
View this post on Instagram The majority of children that follow me may be fast asleep, however now is the critical time to make the following statement: I WILL NO LONGER TAKE PART IN DANCE MOMS. FOR THE PAST SIX YEARS/ SEVEN SEASONS I HAVE ASKED, BEGGED, AND EVEN DEMANDED CREATIVE CREDIT FOR ALL THE […]
Abby Lee Miller’s Sentencing Delayed Again!
I don’t meant to say that I have been looking forward to Abby’s sentencing tomorrow; however, I was ready to get it over with. Sentencing has been pushed so many times for this case and I can’t imagine how Abby survives it. Yesterday, Deadline exclusively reported that tomorrow’s sentencing has been cancelled. It has not […]
Dance Moms Finale Parts 1&2
With Abby Lee’s sentencing expected to happen this Friday, it seems they decided to push out both parts of the two part finale of Dance Moms last night. We begin back in Pittsburgh. It’s kind of sad for everyone since the ALDC Pittsburgh no longer exists. The studio has been rented out to another dance […]
Dance Moms: Breathless in Denver
The last time we left Abby Lee, the group dance got a perfect score, yet the new girl was still excused from the team. This week the girls are headed to Denver. Kalani will be doing a solo in the senior division for the first time. Kendall and Nia also get a solos. Nia was […]
Dance Moms: Battle of The Blondes
As usual, Abby’s pyramid is fairly nonsensical. Lili is on the top, which makes sense. We find out today that Lili rarely speaks, even in confessional. Lili and Brynn both have solos. Abby indicates that there may be a third to be added later. The group dance is about polygamy. Because, of course. The minis […]
UDATED WITH ABBY REPORT! 1/20 Dance Moms: ALDC Ain’t Dead Yet
This week in real time, things are getting real for Abby Lee Miller. Tomorrow is her sentencing hearing. There is actually a second sentencing hearing on February 24th. Perhaps the judge will hear arguments and then rule in February. This feels like it has been going on forever. Most recent the hold up has […]
Dance Moms: The Fresno Curse
I get the feeling that Maesi was not someone who Abby chose to be on the show. She certainly has some sort of vendetta against Maesi’s mom. Nia was on top of the pyramid this week which is a minor miracle. Abby is generally reluctant to give Nia her due. There are three duets and […]
Dance Moms: Two Episode Catch Up
I am trying to limp through what could be the final season of Dance Moms. I suppose that all depends on Abby’s next scheduled court date of January 20th. Let’s hope this one is not rescheduled. I’d like to think even Abby just wants to get it over with at this point. I have two episodes […]
Dance Moms: Winner Takes All
Before we take a look at this episode, let’s get caught up on Abby Lee’s potential prison time. Because it’s that, or do the million things I need to get done before Christmas. How is it that even when skipping Christmas, you still have a ton of crap to do? Basically, Abby Lee filed for […]
Dance Moms Catchup Post: The Return of the Rotten Apples
I’m so behind on Dance Moms. I know some of you want a place to chat. There are not very many of us discussing Dance Moms or Teen Moms anymore so these posts get pushed to the end of the line and often forgotten. Here is a catch up. I’m watching the episode where the minis […]
Dance Moms Return of the Minis
Spoiler alert, Abby is filming season seven now and recently ranted against production about them not including Minis in Season 7. We are now in season six b and this is the last time we will be seeing them. What are your thoughts on that? This week, the minis are back with a new mom […]
Dance Moms Double Feature Catch Up Recap
Dance Moms has started without me, and I have two 70 minute episodes to get through. Note to Lifetime: I cannot recap a 70 minute show on time, because it eats up a two-hour DVR block and ain’t nobody got time for that. So get it together or I’ll be doing these on Sundays […]
Abby Lee Miller Changes Plea To Guilty
Abby Lee Miller joined the ranks of reality personalities who will have a felony record in federal court last Monday. The Dance Moms star pled guilty to one count of concealing bankruptcy assets and one count of structuring international monetary transactions. Once again the charges stem from a Chapter 11 bankruptcy filing. Last fall, Abby was charged with […]
Dance Moms Finale Recap: Last Dance
This was supposed to be the finale episode of the season, and maybe ever, as it is the last episode with Maddie and Mack on the show. However, rating were really good so production has add a B season and more episodes will be airing soon. Perhaps they just want an idea of how ratings […]
Dance Moms: Mini Madness
I thought this was the season “finale” but it looks like that is next Tuesday. According to Abby that was supposed to end the season but ratings must have been really good because in February they ordered more episodes for a B season. Abby’s issue with production is apparently that the kids only get paid […]
Dance Moms Recap: Mack Z Versus Abby Lee
We’re back at pyramid the week after Melissa finally admitted that she is pulling both Maddie and Mackenzie out of ALDC next season. With only three weeks left in the competition season, the team seems to be completely falling apart. While I have little sympathy for Abby Lee’s criminal problems, I do think it […]