I honestly cannot believe that this shit show is coming back. But here we are. We start with Lala and James talking about all of their personal growth and maturity. Then most of the rest of the preview is the two of them hurling insults at pretty much everyone. James seem to be back to […]
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Vanderpump Rules News
Vanderpump Rules News has been trickling in all day today and I have been waiting for a couple of things like chatting with my source, and Scheana Marie to have her baby before writing some stuff up. Also I am in a foul mood and have a headache today. Also the major of the town […]
Exclusive: Even More About Vanderpump Rules Cancellation
I’m going to run through the entire Vanderpump Rules situation with you guys because some of you don’t understand the timeline of how all is going down. So, I’m going to try to break it down for you in smaller bites. On Tuesday December 1st, I was informed of a Zoom conference call between Bravo […]
Exclusive: Vanderpump Rules Is Cancelled!
Tamara Tattles can now EXCLUSIVELY report that Vanderpump Rules has been permanently shelved. As I mentioned here, there was a zoom call on Tuesday to discuss the fate of the show. Tamara Tattles can now report that the cast members talent options were coming up to expiration (six months after the airing of the final […]
Jax and Brittany Are OUT! Not Returning To Vanderpump Rules
On Tuesday, December 1st, I was exclusively informed of a Zoom conference that included Lisa Vanderpump, Bravo Suits and Evolution. I was told it was “about the fate of Vanderpump Rules.” It was a brainstorming session to figure out if Vanderpump Rules has a future at all. Or, if they could agree on a new direction […]
Vanderpump Rules Pregnancy Pact In Full Effect
Remember Vanderpump Rules? Well the women seem to be following through on their pregnancy pact. And four of them are knocked up at once. With at least one other trying to get in on the baby boom. Stassi Schroeder is due in January of 2021. It’s a girl. Stassi got married on September 20, 2020 […]
Exclusive Bravo News: RHOA, Vanderpump Rules & More
I’ve had a lot of conversations with SOURCE this week about all kinds of different things. I’m going to try to put them in some sort of order, but I am brain dead today. My brain literally feels kind of heavy in my head. My eyes don’t want to open, and I’m having trouble following […]
Lisa Vanderpump’s Statement On Vanderpump Rules Firings Is A Total Fail
I’m not sure who Lisa Vanderpump hired to write this statement but she needs to demand a refund because this is a whole lot of nonsense and beating around the bush. Here is what she posted: “Over the past two weeks, many things have been brought to my attention, of which I and many others […]
Andy Cohen Made A Statement About Vanderpump Rules
No matter how many times I post here that Andy Cohen is not in charge of Bravo programming it seems the message is lost on the new people. Part of the problem is that Andy rarely corrects anyone who messages him about hiring or firing people on Bravo. That changed today when Andy made a […]
Bravo Fires Four Vanderpump Rules Cast Members For Racism Exclusive Details
I just opened my laptop for the day to discover that four cast members on Vanderpump Rules have been fired. Stassi, Kristen, Max and Brett have all been dropped by Bravo over racist behaviors in their past. The thing is though, Bravo and Evolution and the entire online community knew about all of these behaviors […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: It’s Not About The Pastor!
It’s time for another Vanderpump Rules recap! On tonight’s episode, basically nothing happens to Raquel for partying with James a Tom Tom rather than showing up for her shift at SUR on Pride! Kristen would have been tarred and feathered, set ablaze, fired, ridiculed and physically tossed out on the sidewalk. Tom Sandoval gets attacked […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Grumpy Old Men
As luck would have it Chrome froze up and then crashed completely as I was just about to begin this Vanderpump Rules recap. So, let’s hope Chrome can keep it together long enough for me to get through this. The oldbies are still in Miami. The bitches continue to harp on Kristen for staying in […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Training Days
Who is up for another Vanderpump Rules recap? They didn’t give us much of a preview but it looks like this episode has some people breaking up and others making up. We will have more crazy, desperate Scheana, a kinder, gentler Lala, and Adriana sucking up to LVP. Let’s all get on the struggle bus […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: There Goes The Neighborhood
Well, it’s that time again, y’all! I’m back with another season of Vanderpump Rules recaps! And this season we will have both SUR and Tom Tom on the show. Over at Tom Tom there is a whole new crop of penises for Scheana to try to get her hands on. And since Lala doesn’t need […]
Vanderpump Rules Promo Is Intriguing
We have to wait until January for the next season of Vanderpump Rules but Bravo is doing a great job of whetting our appetite. We have a lot of new cast members, Brett Caprioni, Charli Burnett, Danica Dow, Dayna Kathan, and Max Boyens, are coming in to replace these old farts. That should go well. […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap Part 3: The Beau Effect
I’m not sure if this is actually going to be a Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap or just a bunch of me typing, “I refuse to transcribe all of this bullying.” I feel like this reunion ends with them all pulling knives and filleting James on national television. In response to this reunion airing thus far, […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap: So Much Hypocrisy
It’s time for part two of the Vanderpump Rules Reunion. I’m still not really over the disgusting behavior from part one. Click here if you missed Part 1 of the Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap. Then count your lucky stars that you saved yourself that hour of your life. I suppose I should get right on […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap: Beauty Queens & Hillbillies
Oh Joy of all Joys! It’s a Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap! All the bickering is just too much to transcribe so hopefully there will be some dull moments for me to ignore. Like, whenever Lisa Vanderpump speaks. Kidding. Not kidding. The first big bombshell is that Kristen is single again. Andy kind of muffed that […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Rules Of Engagement
After what seemed to me like the most excruciatingly long season, it is finally time for the Vanderpump Rules Finale recap. Am so ready to be rid of this show for a bit. I cannot express how much I do not care about who Scheana Marie sleeps with. So let’s get on with it, shall we? […]
Vanderpump Rules: Brittany And The Beast
By That Andy M. And Tamara Tattles Previously on Vanderpump Rules… Stassi Schroeder and Lala Kent worked on their demons, James Kennedy freaked out on folks and Tom Schwartz taught us all how to make a large deposit of small bills…for maximize visual impact. Anyone else wonder what else he could maximize for visual impact…. […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Exorcism of Stassi Schroeder
That Andy M. The seeds have been planted for an explosive episode Vanderpump Rules this week. So, let’s hope it lives up to the hype! But first they need to stop the fake work scenes that occupy Billie Lee’s screen time. The cast is open about the fact they no longer work at SUR in […]
Vanderpump Rules: End Of An Era
Before That Andy M. agreed to recap Vanderpump Rules on Tamara Tattles he explained he had a prior obligation for this episode. So I agree to be his substitute for the evening. I shall do my best to make him proud, even though I haven’t slept in the past 36 hours or so. TRIGGER WARNING: […]
Vanderpump Rules: Fomo In Mexico
That Andy M. Hey all, I want to thank TT for the opportunity to recap my guilty pleasure Vanderpump Rules and also The Lady Cocotte for keeping us in the loop and laughing for so many seasons. We hope you are enjoying a glass of wine with Katie’s whining tonight Lady C. As this is […]
Vanderpump Rules: First Class Envy
Lady Cocotte fans will be sad to know that she is not going to be recapping at Tamara Tattles anymore. She felt it was time to move on. She will be missed. So you are stuck with me recapping Vanderpump Rules and I haven’t really been playing close attention to this show, I’ll try to […]
Vanderpump Rules: Trouble in Lala-land
By The Lady Cocotte Tonight we’re treated to a very special episode of Vanderpump Rules. Trouble in Lala-land has the titular SUR hostess on the defense. Last night, Lala Kent announced she’s an alcoholic. Her accountability to her process bodes well for her future. Her need to get ahead of tonight’s narrative promises drama at […]
Vanderpump Rules Jax Says He Is Not A Liar Lala Says She Is An Alcoholic
The cast of Vanderpump Rules is doing the most tonight on social media prior to tonight’s episode. I’m not sure I believe any of them. First, Let’s start with Jax Taylor. He posted the above photo of him in the navy with these comments. I Cannot Tell A Lie!
Vanderpump Rules: Tom vs. Tom
By The Lady Cocotte As anyone who saw last week’s Vanderpump Rules preview knows, Tom vs. Tom reignites the James Kennedy/Katie Maloney Schwartz blood feud. It’s the storyline we hoped was over, all tarted up for the SUR alley. Will Fat-gate be the undoing of the only successful relationship on the show? Or will the […]
Vanderpump Rules: Reptilian Brain
By The Lady Cocotte There’s a disturbance in the Vanderpump Rules universe. Don’t blame Jax Taylor’s alleged STDs. Or Lisa Vanderpump’s numerous legal dramas. Our favorite former-SURvers are experiencing relationship problems. Everyone’s talking about Lala Kent’s breakup. While James Kennedy enjoys the schadenfreude, Brittany Cartwright and Jax Taylor bid farewell to the PJ. When Lala […]
Vanderpump Rules: PJs on the PJ
By The Lady Cocotte The cast of Vanderpump Rules is well versed in hangovers and regret. When partying pays your bills, you’ve gone pro. So, before PJs on the PJ can get to the meat of it’s story, we’re forced to sift through the wreckage of the Girls’ Trip to Solvang. Katie Maloney Schwartz wears […]
Vanderpump Rules: Return of Crazy Kristen
By The Lady Cocotte Vanderpump Rules is usually so good at easing us into an episode. Have Lisa Vanderpump and the Toms (Sandoval and Schwartz) give us an update on TomTom. Have the Witches of WeHo remind us who they’re mad at and why. Maybe throw Scheana Shay a bone and give her five seconds […]
Vanderpump Rules: So Vain in Solvang
By The Lady Cocotte This week on Vanderpump Rules, a hungover Lisa Vanderpump stumbles into SUR. The night before, the TomTom/Daily Mail party was a smashing success. Everyone loved the stuffy decor. The old lady flower arrangements. The insultingly ugly TomTom logo. The namesake Toms (Sandoval and Schwartz) are ready to celebrate. But LVP channels her […]
Vanderpump Rules: Tom and Tommer
By The Lady Cocotte Do you ever watch a Bravo show and wonder where the story is? Does presenting a series of events, edited in the order they occurred, qualify as a show? I only ask because tonight’s Vanderpump Rules felt like a forty minute paean to LVP’s jeans. Here’s the thing: I take Vanderpump […]
Vanderpump Rules: A Housewarming Divided
By The Lady Cocotte Vanderpump Rules is my jam. Manufactured pathos, a WeHo hipster fantasy. The deeper the delusion, the sweeter the Schadenfreude. But something isn’t sitting right with me. Last week got ugly. In ways it didn’t need to. Billie is unlikeable. Katie is cruel. Childhood triggers can mess you up. Inclusion is important. […]
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