Last week’s RHONY recap ended with Luann de Lesseps storming out of the dinner at the Wheatleigh Hotel without even finishing her filet mignon! And, it was all because she didn’t want to sleep in the fish room! That’s so very childish! Luann books a room at the Wheatleigh. Dorinda points out to Ramona that […]
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Real Housewives of New York: Shark Bait
For the next two episodes of RHONY, we are going to argue about who has to sleep in the “fish room” at Blue Stone Manor. They can’t be serious. I really feel like production is making this into the RHONY version of The RHOBH Great Champagne Coupe Disaster of 2017. We don’t need this ridiculousness. […]
Real Housewives of New York: Making Up Is Hard To Do
On tonight’s Real Housewives of New York it would suit me just fine if Luann de Lesseps and Dorinda Medley would just makeup already. Things start off looking good. Bethenny Frankel has summoned Luann to the bar to chat with Dorinda. John Mahdessian is there. Fake compliments are being dished out. There is chit chat about […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: It’s A Clam Shame
Before tonight’s episode of RHONY even starts, Ramona Singer, aka The Apologizer apologizes for saying horrendous things about Dennis Shields who passed away only recently. You know what Ramona Singer? If you are constantly apologizing and then doing the same things over and over, people will not want to be around you. You are lucky […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Divided They Summer
On the first episode of RHONY, everyone is in The Hamptons, or planning to head that direction. However, they are not all staying together. And, they are not all speaking. The episode starts off with some big news that happened during the hiatus. Luann de Lesseps was sued by her children and the Count over […]
Real Housewives of New York Reunion: It Is FinishED.
I haven’t been feeling well lately and today managed to take a day off by unexpectedly sleeping through the entire day until just a few minutes ago. My days and nights are backwards so I am just waking up the news that Carole “I was not fired and I am not bitter about it” Radziwill […]
Real Housewives of New York Reunion Part 2: I’ll Have To Repent For That!
After last week’s reunion episode, the Internet went berserk in a Carole versus Bethenny war. Y’all have been arguing all week in comments here where you left over five hundred comments (and growing). So it is a really bad time for WordPress to be hiccuping and causing the ads to make commenting difficult for some. […]
Real Housewives of New York Reunion Part 1: Funeral Shaming
First of all the ladies really hit the mark with dresses this season. Every single one, even Carole got it right this season. Ramona starts directing the cameraman right away and insists that they switch couches because she has a very bruised left cheek. Is that from the car accident? Did someone knock her out? […]
Real Housewives of New York: Life Is A Cabaret
Watching the clips from last week I recalled that I bailed on you guys after just a few minutes. Hopefully, I can make it all the way through the finale. This entire episode is going to be about Luann’s cabaret show. I think this was the first one and Luann is very nervous. Luann has […]
Real Housewives of New York: There’s No Place Like Home
Ramona has invited Dorinda over to see her newly rennovated Hamptons home that looks almost exactly like it did before. The house does look fantastic. Especially the kitchen. Luann and Sonja walk in and Luann is pointing out flaws before she even gets to Ramona. Luann is extremely critical. Tinsley and Carole meet up at […]
Real Housewives of New York: Ship Happens
Y’all I am so excited to recap this show I have been waiting all night but we have tornadoes headed to Athens, GA right now where I have a brother and nieces and nephews so I am a bit rattled. I’ll try to focus because THIS IS THE EPISODE WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! Meanwhile, […]
Real Housewives of New York: Guess Who’s Arguing At Dinner?
In case you missed the big news today, Carole is quitting the show! Bethenny is in the middle of a full blown panic attack and Dorinda is trying to talk her down. Dorinda talks crap about Bethenny in her talking head. So does Carole. They end up in the most ridiculous store and it’s […]
Real Housewives of New York: Wigging Out
I am so excited for this trip! I can’t wait to see Colombia, from the photos I’ve seen it’s a beautiful country! I haven’t heard much at all about the RHONY reunion. There is a rumor that Bethenny came hard for Carole, but that script was pretty obvious from the seating chart. Both Bethenny and […]
Real Housewives of New York: Datings Wishes And Cabaret Dreams
Finally, RHONY is back! I am not ready for this season to end but it is starting to wind down because they talk about the Cartagena trip on this episode. Luann is practicing for her cabaret show. Oddly, she doesn’t really sing on the camera. She mainly sing-talks or sings along with the pianist. No […]
Real Housewives of New York: Arrest And Relaxation
In case you missed it, the RHONY mid season preview is up today and I hate Dorinda more than ever. I am not a fan of the mean drunk. I’m mean to a lot of people here because they don’t respect my carefully crafted environment. But I don’t treat my friends like that when I […]
Real Housewives of New York: Every Mayflower Has Its Thorn
Clearly they are going to run that Luann arrest footage for every single episode all the way through the reunion because Luann is the Kenya of RHONY. Dorinda goes to see Luann at her new filming apartment. Luann looks like she has lost a lot of weight in rehab. Perhaps that is what the cookies […]
Real Housewives of New York: Faux Weddings And A Funeral
This is probably going to be a long recap. It’s Bobby’s funeral and Luann’s return from rehab. It looks like we are going to start with the funeral and get it out of the way. These shows are supposed to take our minds off of depressing stuff and be mindless stupidity. Instead we get funerals. […]
Real Housewives of New York: You Broke The Penal Code !
Well, this is the episode we’ve been waiting for. The news breaks about Luann’s shocking arrest and the tongues start wagging in New York City. At this point, Luann’s attorney has already whisked her away to rehab. We start with Bethenny flying to Chicago to give a speech while Brynn is in school and planning […]
Real Housewives of New York: Holidazed And Confused
Nothing I am about to say matters. Because at the end of this episode, Luann’s arrest happens. So I am just going to play along. But first, I wanted to let you know Bethenny was on CNN today talking about the situation in Puerto Rico. She was just there two weeks ago. She is not […]
Real Housewives of New York: A Frittered Friendship
I am starting off late. It’s the three hour Survivor finale. I cannot tell you how much more I care about than this. Also, I’ve had a bit of wine. So I am just get through this as quickly as I can and get back to Survivor. Did I mention I had wine for dinner? […]
Real Housewives of New York: On An Island
I’m looking forward to seeing Bethenny do her thing in Puerto Rico tonight; however, taking Dorinda with her was a big mistake. Not only did she embarrass her in front of her philanthropy partners, when Dorinda gets back she is going to dumping fuel on the fires that are already burning between Carole and Bethenny. […]
Real Housewives of New York: Grief And Relief
Bethenny has a three-inch stack of bills ready to go to Puerto Rico. We saw some hundreds but I am sure she is smart enough to take a couple hundred in singles for the trip. I have small bills stuck here and there for the zombie Apocalypse because if we can’t access our banks you […]
Real Housewives of New York: Tea For Tat
Ramona’s daughter Avery has graduated from college and has a finance job in downtown NYC. Is this the most successful offspring of a housewife (if you don’t count the models). I guess Kyle’s older daughters are right up the with their real estate connections. I’m impressed that Avery went to college and got her self […]
Real Housewives of New York: War And P.O.S.
I’ve been out of it all day. The next thing I know I’m staring at a bunny eating clover in my front yard and Banjo interrupts to let me know it is dinner time (7pm). I got nothing accomplished today. I’m feeling BLAH. On days like this, I would normally be dreading a housewives recap […]
Real Housewives of New York: Til Brunch Do Us Part
Tonight, the ladies are heading to the Hamptons. This means boozing and brawling. Sonja is riding to the Hamptons in a bus by herself. Dorinda, Tinsley and Carole are riding up together and trashing Sonja. Luann drove up by herself. Sonja has given Luann a long list of items she will require while staying a […]
Real Housewives Of New York: Running Your Mouth
I wasn’t impressed with the first episode of this season, but I have hope that this will be better. We start the day after the Halloween party from hell. Tinsley, Ramona and Carole meet for lunch. Everyone feels like hell. Carole starts in on Luann being in black face. Ramona says she was just tan. And […]
Real Housewives Of New York: Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun
Sometimes, especially late in the season, I’m wishing for more time before I have to recap a show. I’m unmotivated. I just want to have a glass of wine and watch something I don’t have to recap. But not tonight. Y’all as I am starting this recap, there are still thirty more minutes until RHONY […]
Real Housewives of New York News On Luann And Cast Trip to Colombia (Exclusive Details)
The RHONY have been in Cartagena, Colombia for the past four days or so. I’ve been working on this story for a while. But before we get there, I wanted to give a minor Luann update. Her attorney was in court on her behalf in Palm Beach today where he rejected a plea deal on […]
Real Housewives of New York Attend Bobby Zarin’s Funeral
Bobby Zarin’s funeral was today. That seemed very fast to me since he just died on Saturday. I imagine most of the arrangements were already in place and since today is a holiday it would be easier for people to attend. On Sunday night, Jill posted a loving tribute to Bobby on Instagram. Rest In […]
Real Housewives of New York: The 2017 Reunion Part Three
Andy Cohen literally starts part three with a montage of penis conversations, with an occasional boob and vagina. I need a lot of foreplay before I have to recap anal sex conversations. Andy is providing no lube at all. The first question goes to Tinsley, “So, Tinsley…was it the booze that made you OPEN UP […]
Real Housewives of New York: 2017 Reunion Part 2
It’s time for part two of the reunion. Hopefully the worst of the Luann stuff will be left behind on the dreadful first part of the reunion. Oh silly me. We are going to start with Ramona denying that she invites Missy to all the parties they film to be a bitch. Then she goes […]
Real Housewives of New York 2017 Finale Part One
It looks like all of the Luann stuff happens in part one based on the reunion show summaries, so I hope we just get this out of the way right of the bat. We start with a text box explaining that the reunion was filmed three weeks before Luann decided to divorce Tom. This is […]
Real Housewives of New York: Thank You And Goodnight
This entire episode will probably be all fluff leading up to the big finale. It looks like we are going to start with a Bethenny promo. There is nary a bottle of Skinnygirl in sight, but that doesn’t stop her from promoting her new show with Fredrik. I will be watching. She is basically talking […]
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