Update 3: The great love affair between Lala Kent and Randall Emmett is intact you guys! Nothing to see here! Just a lovers quarrel. Or a cry for attention now that he’s gone back to work. Or something. This drama would have benefited by some Fofty. Update 2: Apparently Lala was with Emmett in Puerto […]
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50 Cent Comes Hard For Lala Kent And Randall Emmett On Instagram
50 Cent started a social media fight yesterday with Lala Kent. I was choosing just to observe of the sidelines. However, it seems a lot of y’all are interested in this based on the emails I received. So, I will try to make some sort of sense of this nonsense. Apparently, Randall Emmett produces some […]
Lala Kent And Randall Emmett Are Officially Engaged!
Well, the stars all aligned last night in Cabo for Lala and Randall Emmett. The couple and a few friends took a PJ down to Cabo Friday for the weekend. Lala was showing us their fabulous villa on the water on her Instagram stories all weekend. As she said, Randall really went all out for her […]
LaLa Kent’s Longtime Boyfriend, Randall Emmett, is Finally Single!
The witches of Weho on Vanderpump Rules have been ragging on Lala for a couple of seasons for “dating a married man.” While that was technically true the married couple had been trading divorce papers the entire time. Initially, Randall Emmett’s wife filed for divorce a couple of years ago but never went forward with the […]
Randall on Watch What Happens Live!!!
I was super excited to see Randall on Watch What Happens Live last night! I am a big fan and posted about him previously, here. So on the show he was talking about his book Honey Badger Don’t Care: Randall’s Guide to Crazy, Nastyass Animals and I tweeted that I already have it and from there […]
Vanderpump Rules Pregnancy Pact In Full Effect
Remember Vanderpump Rules? Well the women seem to be following through on their pregnancy pact. And four of them are knocked up at once. With at least one other trying to get in on the baby boom. Stassi Schroeder is due in January of 2021. It’s a girl. Stassi got married on September 20, 2020 […]
Stassi Schroeder & Beau Clark Are Married!
Stassi has changed her name on IG to Stassi Schroeder Clark after marrying Beau in a secret wedding last month. She announced it on Instagram today. She is hoping that she can still have her Roman wedding in 2021. Clearly, the couple wanted to be married before their little bundle of joy comes in a […]
Breaking Bravo News
There are a few minor stories coming out today that are Bravo related. I’m up to my ass with technical issues on the site today (and all day yesterday). So I’m not really excited to report Bravo minutiae. I suppose the big news is that Lala has managed to get herself knocked up to insure […]
Pump Rules Recap: Reunion Part 3 (The Final Episode?)
It’s time for what could be the final Pump Rule Recap ever. It is starting to seem more and more likely that Bravo might just scrap this whole show. The public outcry to fire Jax Taylor, and to a lesser degree Britanny Cartwright continues to escalate. Lance Bass publicly distanced himself from both of them […]
Pump Rules Recap: Unfriended
I am thrilled to report that this is the last regular episode of Vanderpump Rules! This has been a weird season for Pump Rules Recaps. I can’t even remember what the main story lines were for this season. I can’t believe this season has been airing since the first week of January. I feel like […]
Cocoon!!!!
OMG! OMG! Woke up sobbing IN A GOOD WAY! It was March 13 when I went down for the count and today is MAY 13 and I just woke up and GMA is saying we may get pools back! They were actually talking about normal people pools but I just want to stew in a […]
Summer House Recap: Offensive Rebound
BY: POPCULTUREKELLY You guys, it’s Summer House Recap Wednesday! I am not too enthused for this episode. I’m kind of pissed off at the moment to be honest. Beau, from VanderPump Rules, isn’t happy with fans of the show who are telling him to RUN after last night’s awful Stassi meltdown. Kyle, who I really […]
Top Chef Recap: Strokes of Genius
It’s time for the Top Chef recap and my blood pressure is through the roof. I am debating whether to do it now or just wait to die as seems to be the theme for tonight. I think I’ll watch some of of Jeopardy episodes and drink some more wine first. And perhaps some solitaire. […]
Pump Rules Recap: Prank Wars
The title of this episode alone tells me I am probably going to hate it. If you are over age 13, prank wars should not be a thing. Also, I am freaking out because I think I waited too long to go to the grocery story. As in are they all going to close? I […]
Bits And Pieces of Bravo News Plus RHOBH Trailer
RHOC filming has stopped along with all other productions. But that hasn’t stopped Tamra Judge and Vicki Gunvalson from being bitter over being let go. Both of them have unfollowed Shannon Beador after she posted a photo of her and her boyfriend with Kelly Dodd and her boyfriend. Apparently, they both live in the same […]
Lala Kent Thinks… Well No She Doesn’t
Dear Lala Kent, I have no problem with you whoring yourself out in Hollywood. Just like the last one. A little podunk like you clearly has not other way to climb your way to wealth. Just like the last one. Fucking Randall has really paid off for you. Just like he did for the last […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: Pool Party Massacre
It is the Shahs of Sunset Recap we have been waiting for! Tonight, Mercedeh is finally able to leave the house and confront Reza. Also, in the last recap, it seemed that Golnesa thought she might be having a miscarriage. Sadly, we know she does at some point. But does it happen so very quickly? […]
Pump Rules Recap: Jax Last Hurrah
It’s time for another Pump Rules Recap. I’m really late and was actually ready to start just a bit ago when I was informed that Jax Taylor was having a meltdown on Twitter. Again. He said his wedding was perfect except for Sandoval and Ariana being there. He said he had not talked to or […]
Pump Rules Recap: Ex-Best Man, Ex-Best Friend
On Tonight’s Pump Rules recap, Jax makes both Toms cry. Scheana interferes with Brett’s love life. Ariana opens up about her anxiety and depression. And Lisa Vanderpump gets some tragic news. Well, that seems like an uplifting hour of television. At any rate, I am doing my civic duty by watching the democratic debates right […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: It’s Not About The Pastor!
It’s time for another Vanderpump Rules recap! On tonight’s episode, basically nothing happens to Raquel for partying with James a Tom Tom rather than showing up for her shift at SUR on Pride! Kristen would have been tarred and feathered, set ablaze, fired, ridiculed and physically tossed out on the sidewalk. Tom Sandoval gets attacked […]
Pump Rules Recap: Your Pride’s Showing
Welcome to this week’s Vanderpump Rules recap! It’s time for Pride and it is The Toms first time hosting a Pride event at TomTom. They are a bit worried that James Kennedy will be drinking. But James is so good at what he does, and he has a lot of fans so it makes financial […]
Katie Maloney, Mama Joyce’s Streets Are Talking!
I started hearing rumors about Katie Maloney being pregnant a couple of months ago. I tried to care. I really did. But, Katie has been accused of being pregnant for years now. I did think it was likely this time because she and Swartz finally have a house. But didn’t really bother to investigate. Today […]
Blind Item Reveal: Sad & Lonely
Original Blind Item Blind Item: While one media whore was prancing down the aisle in two thousand dollar Jimmy Choos she bought in Paris, another Jimmy was back at his luxury apartment all alone. Sulking by the pool in a cabana by himself. My spy says he was quite out of sorts and not his […]
Lala Kent Popping Bottles With Brittany, Stassi & Katie In Paris
So much for Lala Kent‘s Sobriety! Lala is in Paris with Brittany, Stassi in Katie on a girls trip and by all accounts they are living their best lives. Even if they are wearing white sneakers and berets. Mon Dieu! The ladies are on a shopping spree. Wonder who is paying the bills? The pink […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap: Beauty Queens & Hillbillies
Oh Joy of all Joys! It’s a Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap! All the bickering is just too much to transcribe so hopefully there will be some dull moments for me to ignore. Like, whenever Lisa Vanderpump speaks. Kidding. Not kidding. The first big bombshell is that Kristen is single again. Andy kind of muffed that […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Rules Of Engagement
After what seemed to me like the most excruciatingly long season, it is finally time for the Vanderpump Rules Finale recap. Am so ready to be rid of this show for a bit. I cannot express how much I do not care about who Scheana Marie sleeps with. So let’s get on with it, shall we? […]
UPDATED! Fifty Cent Versus Lala Kent Just Keeps On Going
And I am here for it. Lala Kent, girl, you do not seem to understand what #MeToo is all about. And that’s really good news for you. But you diminishing that movement is wrong. And referring to 50 Cent as “she” is wrong if that was your intention. You need to sit your flat ass […]
Vanderpump Rules: End Of An Era
Before That Andy M. agreed to recap Vanderpump Rules on Tamara Tattles he explained he had a prior obligation for this episode. So I agree to be his substitute for the evening. I shall do my best to make him proud, even though I haven’t slept in the past 36 hours or so. TRIGGER WARNING: […]
Vanderpump Rules: Reptilian Brain
By The Lady Cocotte There’s a disturbance in the Vanderpump Rules universe. Don’t blame Jax Taylor’s alleged STDs. Or Lisa Vanderpump’s numerous legal dramas. Our favorite former-SURvers are experiencing relationship problems. Everyone’s talking about Lala Kent’s breakup. While James Kennedy enjoys the schadenfreude, Brittany Cartwright and Jax Taylor bid farewell to the PJ. When Lala […]
Vanderpump Rules: PJs on the PJ
By The Lady Cocotte The cast of Vanderpump Rules is well versed in hangovers and regret. When partying pays your bills, you’ve gone pro. So, before PJs on the PJ can get to the meat of it’s story, we’re forced to sift through the wreckage of the Girls’ Trip to Solvang. Katie Maloney Schwartz wears […]
Vanderpump Rules: Return of Crazy Kristen
By The Lady Cocotte Vanderpump Rules is usually so good at easing us into an episode. Have Lisa Vanderpump and the Toms (Sandoval and Schwartz) give us an update on TomTom. Have the Witches of WeHo remind us who they’re mad at and why. Maybe throw Scheana Shay a bone and give her five seconds […]
Vanderpump Rules: So Vain in Solvang
By The Lady Cocotte This week on Vanderpump Rules, a hungover Lisa Vanderpump stumbles into SUR. The night before, the TomTom/Daily Mail party was a smashing success. Everyone loved the stuffy decor. The old lady flower arrangements. The insultingly ugly TomTom logo. The namesake Toms (Sandoval and Schwartz) are ready to celebrate. But LVP channels her […]
Vanderpump Rules: Tom and Tommer
By The Lady Cocotte Do you ever watch a Bravo show and wonder where the story is? Does presenting a series of events, edited in the order they occurred, qualify as a show? I only ask because tonight’s Vanderpump Rules felt like a forty minute paean to LVP’s jeans. Here’s the thing: I take Vanderpump […]