David & James Bloody hell! The first episode is a call from PeeKay, I thought for sure the farse was over on the last episode. Quit stinking up this show you broke down con man! Apparently, he listened. We never saw or heard from him again. Not a peep from Dorit. Brinkley I hate how […]
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EXCLUSIVE! Million Dollar Listing New York Gets New Agent!
Million Dollar Listing New York is about to start filming season eight and you can expect to see some changes. After Luis left the show after season five to go find himself, ratings began to fall off. The cast actually went to Europe to hang out with Luis in season six to try to help […]
Million Dollar Listing L.A.: The Good Fight
I am mainly recapping this show because Dorit and PK are on it pretending like they are home owners. The reality is that Paul has a minor interest in the LLC that owns the property. They have been living there while it was being renovated. Kind of like that guy that used to work for […]
Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles: Unfinished Business
It’s the finale of MDLLA and it feels like this season flew by. Perhaps because I didn’t recap all the episodes. But I can’t miss this one because it is Josh Flagg’s wedding! And beginning signs of Tracy’s divorce. But first… Josh Altman Josh also has a listing appointment with a developer. Paul McCartney and […]
Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles: Love and Listings
I haven’t had much time to do these recaps and was ready to just stop until I realized there are only two episodes left. So I’m going to give it my best shot. Next week is Flagg’s wedding so that should be good. Tracy Maltas Tracy is meeting with a developer that she parted ways […]
Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles: Keys To The Castle
I don’t know why I always push this show to the back of the recap line. I think it might be because I really like it. I’m sort of the same way with my Parts Unknown episodes that I pile up on my DVR. I rarely think it is a good time to watch the […]
Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles: Mile High Club
Josh Altman It looks like Josh took a bit of time off from filming to spend with his new baby. She’s adorable and three months old now! Heather will not let Josh or his brother walk on the rug the baby is on with shoes on. But the dog is all over it. People are […]
Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles” It Wasn’t In My Budget
It seems this season that the realtors will rotate in and out of the episodes and we will be focusing on just three this week, Last week we had both Joshes and Tracy. This week we have Tracy with The Brits and Madison. The Brits James and David are super excited to have a shot […]
Million Dollar Listing Los Angles : Who’s Your Daddy
Back by popular demand, is this week’s MDLLA episode recap. This show always gets put on the back burner for other posts, and if I’m being honest so I can watch Christmas movies instead. But since you guys were asking for it, here we go! Josh Flagg Josh is getting ready for his over the […]
Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles: She’s A Boss
MDLLA came back for a new season on and already jam packed Thursday night, so once again the recaps will have to come when they come. On the season premiere, Tracy Maltas is introduced to us right away as one of the top realtors at Douglas Elliman. She’s coming on the show to give the boys […]
Million Dollar Listing New York Finale: The French Connection
By The Lady Cocotte As shocking as it seems, tonight is the Million Dollar Listing New York season finale. So soon? Mais oui! So let’s pack our bags. We have a LENNY freaking KRAVITZ launch in Paris and our flight is boarding. And if we’re lucky, maybe a very special friend will meet us at […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Wake, Sell, Repeat & Pushing the Envelopes
By The Lady Cocotte I think I owe you all an apology. I’ve been under the weather (damn you, Lymopause!) and fell woefully behind on the Million Dollar Listing New York recaps. For shame! Well, Mistress Tamara has wisely shortened the chains on my radiator and I’m back. So bring on the real estate shenanigans! […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: It Takes a (East) Village
By The Lady Cocotte Last week was so much fun I couldn’t resist coming back for another exciting episode of Million Dollar Listing New York. Will Ryan’s no-gimmick gimmick pay off? Will Steve survive his ball busting co-lister? Will Fredrik sweet talk his way out of trouble (again)? Of course they will. But dang […]
Million Dollar Listing New York double feature: Ice, Ice Ryan and Co-List Or No-List
By The Lady Cocotte Million Dollar Listing New York is getting screwed, y’all. Not only is it running the same time as the Big Brother live eviction episode (otherwise known as Tamara Tattles’ must watch show of the week), it’s also competing in a summer jam packed with RHOA filming news, baby mama drama […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Under The Influencers
Ryan Ryan’s client, Nick is late. When he finally shows up he has The Fat Jewish with him. The Fat Jew is making more comments on the property than the actual client. Plus the apartment is way over his budget. The apartments in his price range were much smaller. I think Ryan made a mistake […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Hashtag, You’re It!
Ryan This week, Ryan is trying to sell the two townhouses he listed last week on the same street. The less expensive of the two properties has a seller who barely speaks and is probably the most laid back person on the planet. Ryan brings him a low offer and he just say, “Okay, let’s […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Frankel-y Speaking
Fredrik It’s a RHONY cross-over tonight with Bethenny Frankel checking out one of Fredrik’s listings on her street in solo. Bethenny seems to really like the apartment. She would make one of the six bedrooms a walk in closet. Because, SIX BEDROOMS? Just as Bethenny is randomly asking if the architect is gay or straight, […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: The Kids Aren’t Alright
Fredrik Fredrik is going after a listing in Soho this week that is two of the last cast iron buildings. That sounds like a lot safer place for me to live than on top of the Four Seasons. Maybe I should change my go fund me to this place. It’s just sixteen and a half […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Good As Gold
I am SOFA KING excited about this premiere tonight. I thought I would be really sad with Luis gone, but I have him on Instagram and love seeing him on an adventure in Paris. I think all three guys went to see him when Fredrik was there on his birthday trip. Oh and happiness break! I […]
Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles: The War of Real Estate
Apologies for the lack of Million Dollar Listing Recaps. I had someone in place to do them, and a backup plan and both seem to have fallen through. I may be able to sweet talk Jim into it in the future, maybe. A few guys were excited to do it and then the show started […]
Million Dollar Listing New York Finale: The Journeys Continue
The Million Dollar Listing New York Finale is apparently going to be a sad one. I was planning on recapping it this weeken but I am functioning about 20% right now and just haven’t had the time to watch it. I wasn’t really worried about being spoiled because really, what can someone say to spoil […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: No Sleep Til Brooklyn Sells
Technical Update: Moments before writing this post, I tried yet another fix to the issues my mobile users are having. Please let me know if you can test it and it works. I plan to move to a new hosting site as soon as possible /Heavy Sigh Here is a recap of tonight’s Million Dollar […]
Million Dollar Listing New York Recap: Bleecker and Bleaker
I seem to have missed an episode of MDLNY. I have only seen one, so either I wasn’t paying attention or this is the third episode. Luis Luis has once again decided to trust Ryan to co-list with him on a $16 million dollar property owned by a developer he wants to do more […]
Million Dollar Listing New York Set to Return For Season Five!
Bravo seems to be starting advertising for upcoming seasons a good five weeks before they air these days. Their latest new season trailer is for season five of Million Dollar Listing. Luis, Fredrik and Ryan are all back. The new listings look amazing, I can’t wait to see all of the drool worthy real estate. […]
Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles Recap: That’s Neff’ed Up!
For some reason, it is always hard for me to get to this recap. The recaps don’t get many views so it get pushed for things that bring higher numbers. But I do really like the show. So let’s see what the guys got up to this week. I really hope that James didn’t drink! Josh Flagg Ut-oh! […]
Million Dollar Listing LA Recap: Dinner Party Disaster
I didn’t have time to recap the premiere of Million Dollar Listing LA last week so I’m just going to start with the second episode. It’s weird watching episodes of two different MDL franchises with the exact same sort of staged fights. I really try to suspend disbelief on the MDL franchise, but as we know the […]
Million Dollar Listing San Francisco Recap: All’s Well That Ends Well
I can’t believe this is the season finale! I fell a bit behind on recapping with all of the backend stuff going on with the site. I hate that Roh and Justin aren’t getting along! Andrew Andrew’s most expensive listing ever in Tiburon is still a problem. Basically, her son is the problem. Louis’ mommy […]
Million Dollar Listing San Francisco Recap: St. Louie Blues
Andrew We start this episode of Million Dollar Listing San Francisco with a new neighborhood, Tiburon. My God! San Francisco is just one cute little suburb after another. I should really try to visit there sometime. Tiburon is a peninsula 18 miles north of the city. Apparently, Sean Penn, Hughie Lewis and George Lucas all […]
Million Dollar Listing San Francisco Recap: Carry on Hayward Son
Sorry I haven’t been recapping. I’ve been a bit busy in real life. Shocking, I know. But let’s check in on our favorite San Francisco agents. Okay, two of them are our favorites. Roh Roh is trying to keep a client called Mr. Wong who has a difficult listing and wants to buy something […]
Million Dollar Listing San Francisco Recap: When You Wish Upon a Starchitect
I admit I have not seen last weeks episode yet, so my recap may be rough. But I am on a roll and need to knock this recap out while I can. Justin Justin has promised his client with a listing in the Mission a higher price than his last offer. The house is stunning […]
Million Dollar Listing LA Returns in September
Why is Bravo already doing PR for September? It just drives home the point that summer is almost over! We need to get out there and enjoy summer while it is here, people! It makes me kind of want to go out there in the sweltering heat and lay out on my back like a […]
Million Dollar Listing San Francisco Premiere: The New Gold Rush
Wow, San Francisco is beautiful and expensive. Justin Fichelson Justin is a native San Franciscan comes from a rich family and is VERY fancypants. And hot. Justin lives with a married couple with a baby. Justin seems to like roommates. He’s very social. And afraid to live alone. Justin goes to Noi Valley for a […]
Million Dollar Listing New York
Sorry I have been terrible at recapping this. For some reason I have decided not to do much on Wednesdays. I am just now getting caught up on the show. Fredrik I loved the episodes of Fredrik in Sweden. I was sad that his friend Ana was not willing to be his surrogate. That said, […]
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