I suppose the time has come for a Marriage Boot Camp Hip Hop Edition recap. Of course I would not be doing this if Phaedra was not on. I am not familiar with most of these people. So please forgive my ignorance on the backstories of most of them. However, I do have some tea […]
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Marriage Boot Camp Reality Stars Finale: I Do, I Don’t
Another season of this nonsense has finally come to an end. This was literally one of the worst seasons ever. It really needs to be the last one, but I don’t think it will be. There is always a mix of fake relationships like Kim and Wynn and Aubrey and Paulie thrown in with other […]
Marriage Boot Camp Reality Stars: It’s Lie Detector Time!
I just realized that Dr. V and Kate from Below Deck have the exact same “TV persona.” It’s the voice and the posturing mostly. I’m annoyed. Have Aubrey’s lips always been this ginormous? It’s like they grow every week. I can’t deal with Aubrey and Dr. V at the same time. Kim Richards is exhausted […]
Marriage Boot Camp Reality Stars: Night Terrors
I suppose it is time to check out the dumbassery again. Let’s hope we catch Kim doing weird things in the bathroom again. I’m really getting bored with the Aubrey and Paulie D show. And just like that, the Pauly D and Aubrey show begins. All of the partners are split up to paint in […]
Marriage Boot Camp Reality Stars: Talk Dirty To Me
I’m really not sure why I recap this show especially because Friday Night and Saturday I try not to post at all unless something drastic is going on. Every girl needs her down time. Yet I am kind of afraid I will miss Kim Richards doing something bizarre for one, and also, I really need […]
Marriage Boot Camp Reality Stars: Love Shock & Drunk In Love
Love Shock Somehow, I forgot to watch and recap this last week, I blame the premier of Hell’s Kitchen, but truly I think I filed the photos into my photo folder and my photo emails are my reminder of what I am supposed to be doing each day. Because, old-brained. So I am just going […]
Marriage Boot Camp Reality Stars -Lovers And Liars: Death Wish
I almost forgot all about this show. It wouldn’t be such a great loss with regard to the site, but I am trying to convince myself that I HAVE to watch this show because y’all just love the recaps. I mean it’s not because I really like the show. I mean hundreds of you would […]
Marriage Boot Camp Reality Stars -Lovers And Liars: Check Your Baggage
We pick up with Mama Dee attacking Ernest. Security was not very quick to arrive. Dr. Ish comes in to tell Mama Dee she can’t put her hands on Ernest. He says they have lots of pent-up anger that they need to put behind them. The first drill of the day is about horseshit. They […]
Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars – Lovers And Liars – Prom Night
It’s time for another season of Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars, a show where washed up reality stars go to die. And lie. This is why this season is called “Lovers & Liars.” And before the first frame airs I can tell you that Kim Richards is about to tell a whole bunch of ridiculous […]
Marriage Boot Camp Reality Stars Announces Newest Cast
WeTv has announce the cast for season nine of Marriage Boot Camp Reality stars. It includes two couples we are familiar with. On this all-new season, we will meet 5 new reality-star couples who are fighting to save their relationships: Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin (“Teen Mom 2”), Mehgan James and DeAndre Perry (“Bad Girls Club”), JJ Lane […]
Marriage Boot Camp Family Edition “Wreck The Halls”
By Dainty Feets This first episode of the new season is jam packed with ridiculousness. While watching, I felt like I was in a time warp. A slow down time warp. This recap will be packed full of details because it is the first episode and I want everyone to suffer like I did watching […]
Marriage Boot Camp Recap Season 4 Premiere Let The Fighting Begin!
And we are off on another season of Marriage Boot Camp. I am not sure I will be recapping this one unless y’all REALLY want me to, because I have no interest in any of these people, most of whom I have never heard of. And all of these fools need to take a […]
Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars Recap, RISE UP!
Someone doing some PR for this show drove me batshit for a week or so. I kindly agreed to promote it and hoped that I could get some good pictures that would help me preprepare. I asked for no compensation. Then suddenly I felt like I had a boss. I am the boss. I might […]
Aviva and Reid Role Play In the Shocktogon On Marriage Boot Camp Reality Stars
And it just and example of the utter ridiculousness of this show. You won’t believe what Reid does while the two are pretend to be each other in an argument.
Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars
This season of Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars is another clusterfuck of morons that include the ugly return of Spencer and Heidi Pratt to my TV as well as Aviva Drescher and her uncomfortable husband Reid. I haven’t been recapping this season, but since RHOA is not on tonight, I thought I would watch and […]
Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars Finale Recap
When last we left, we were hopeful that Tanisha had passed on to the great beyond so that Clive could escape her abuse. I think that we will be disappointed because there are shots of her getting the lie detector test and making her final decision. Sorry, Clive. We were all pulling for you. Tanisha […]
Marriage Boot Camp’s Tanisha Thomas Lied!
Here is a post for my 41 favorite commenters, the ones that read my Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars recaps. You many remember on last Friday’s episode, Tanisha got a all the parts she ever wanted in all the shows there ever were! I told you at the time, “These phone calls with Tanisha give me […]
Marriage Boot Camp Reality Stars: Fate Comes Knocking
It’s time for the penultimate episode of this ridiculousness. Roger caved and went with Jenni to her event. Tanisha gets a phone call from her manager saying she got a part. She is screaming and crying and Clive asks her what is going on. She walks right past him and says nothing. So this whole […]
Marriage Boot Camp Reality Stars Recap: Sex and The Secret
Is this show over yet? I love having something to recap on a Friday night but I must admit this show is a bit, okay a lot, ridiculous. Yet, I can’t stop watching. The fact that I know almost all of these people from other shows makes it interesting. We pick up where we left […]
Marriage Boot Camp Reality Stars: Daters and Traitors
Time to head back into Marriage Boot Camp and check in on the media whores. We left with Roger and Jwoww at odds and Roger claiming that Jenn is just there for the paycheck and doesn’t want the therapy. Um, Roger, everyone in that house is just there for the paycheck and doesn’t want the […]
Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars
I really was just going to watch this show without recapping because I thought I was not in the mood, but we are not even five minutes in and Traci is drinking vodka for breakfast. Straight vodka. Allegedly. Do we believe this is actually happening? Who in their right mind would drink vodka for breakfast […]
Marriage Boot Camp Reality Stars Reap: Ring of Fire
All the cast mates are really irritated with Tanisha and Clive and their constant bickering. Traci had a “breakfast vodka.” There only breakfast vodka is a Bloody Mary, Traci. It seems that the reason that Clive can deal with Tanisha is because he is deaf. Like deaf, for real. The couples all have to select […]
Marriage Boot Camp Reality Stars
First of all what are Trista and Ryan doing on here? Dammit. They are the one couple who settled into the quiet life and stopped being reality stars. This makes me sad. So anyway, it is them and Gretchen and Slade from Orange County, Jwoww and Roger from Jersey Shore, et al, and well […]
Marriage Bootcamp Family Edition: Make That A Double
By DaintyFeets This week is a double episode week since I didn’t recap last week’s show. Editor’s Note: This is not a double recap, Daintyfeets is going through a lot right now. I’ll put up the current episode whenever she is up to sending it. In the meantime, last weeks show centered around the dreaded […]
Nene Leakes Has A New Show, Y’all!
Okay this may be even worse than Phaedra’s upcoming appearance on Marriage Boot Camp Hip Hop Edition. Phaedra will be coupled with “her boyfriend”, rapper and actor Medina Islam, whom she has been dating since March 2019 who she convinced to go on the show so she could get on TV again. Anyway, this post […]
Blind Item: Desperation
She’s going on Marriage Boot Camp? Desperate for money. Flitting from one man to another. Barely seeing her children that her mother is raising. This is sadder than Sheree Whitfield. This may be public knowledge. If not it will be soon but someone just sent it to me and I am LMAO. She’s known the […]
RHOBH Recap: One Wedding And A Polygraph
On tonight’s RHOBH Recap we have good news and bad news. The good news is that we are going to Hawaii! The bad news is it is for Camille’s wedding. I am sorting looking forward to watching LVP “pass a lie detector test” tonight though. That’s going to be hysterically bad reality TV. It’s going […]
You Had One Job Kim Richards!
Look, I try to root for Kim Richards. I do. But she really needs to just stop with reality TV shows. Currently she is on Marriage Boot Camp Reality Stars. Prior to that she was on The Mother Daughter Experiment and that was such a trainwreck that some representative for Kim ALLEGEDLY had to swoop […]
Teen Mom OG: Friends In Need
Catelynn So Tyler has rented a house in Arizona to be near Catelynn? While I think a nice house in Arizona away from his family will be good for him. It seems it is making running his business even more difficult. Apparently his mother is helping out with the shipping stuff. Amber’s parents are still […]
America’s Next Top Model: Beauty Is Los Angeles
Welcome, my fellow ANTM model fans. Since there are 15 girls left, I am just going to do something quick and dirty this week and get to RHOBH on time. This is RHOBH night, right? I am all confused. I already hate Maggie from Maine who calls herself the white homegirl. Apparently she is talking […]
Teen Mom OG: What A Ride
Farrah I don’t really know where Farrah lives anymore. I do know that she bought a house in Arizona and a house in LA and sold them both at a loss at some point. Currently, she’s in LA with Sophia and Sophia is getting a surfing lesson. It looks like it is Wednesday. We are […]
Teen Mom OG: System Overload
It’s time to check in with Teen Mom OG again. It’s sort of sad what this show has become but I can’t stop watching. I have to know what disaster comes next. It’s become a morbid fascination. Amber Since she threw Matt out last week, he has been staying at a hotel until they go […]
Teen Mom OG: This Is Going To End Badly, Too Shady
For some reason this week, Teen Mom OG pooted out two episodes on one night. So I am just going to do them both together in one super long post. Amber Episode two starts of with Matt claiming he did nothing wrong and wondering why Amber has just called off the engagement. Really, Matt? I’m […]