I can’t believe it is almost the finale. I’m guessing that a lot of people have done a lot of bad things and it’s time to burn someone at the stake or something. I thought this picture was a nice safe non-nightmare inducing choice, and then I saw the bloody roots.
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As if last night didn’t provide you with enough anxiety, it’s time for American Horror Story: Roanoke. We are I believe on Chapter 9 this week. I will post a clip for you at the end.
Here is what happened last week… (I am not reading it but I think a lot of people got killed) “Following Rory’s murder, Agnes, who is completely consumed by her role as Thomasyn, murders Sidney and his entire production team. Meanwhile, tensions in the house continue to rise as Matt, Shelby and Dominic argue about […]
Thanks for all the discussion here guys! See you next season! Here are all the scenes with Lady Gaga From the Golden Globes. Happy chatting!
So sorry, I meant to get this up earlier so y’all would have a place to discuss American Horror Story: Hotel and I got swamped and then had a late dinner and almost forgot. As you know, I have tapped out of this season, because I’m a fraidy cat. But here is a place […]
Hey there American Horror Story Fans! I’m sorry I didn’t get anything up today, I’m going to be somewhat out of commission for a bit. As you know, I usually chain Urethra Franklin to the radiator for this task, but he has gone off and gotten him self some sort of fancy new job that […]
American Horror Story: Hotel premieres on FX on October 7th. In addition to the arrival of Lady Gaga as a central character, you will also see, Sarah Paulson, Kathy Bates, Matt Bomer, Angela Bassett, Evan Peters, Lily Rabe, Wes Bentley, Chloë Sevigny, Finn Wittrock, Denis O’Hare, Cheyenne Jackson and Max Greenfield. Lady Gaga plays a Countess and a […]
By: Urethra Franklin Gloria Mott is lying on Dr. Feinbloom’s couch, her therapist whose face we never see. She is anxiously smoking a cigarette while playing with her gold lighter. She tearfully vents that she won’t commit Dandy, and we see flashbacks about his childhood days & upbringing. She thinks of Dandy as foreigner because […]
By Urethra Franklin Late at night with creeping green smoke Edward Mordrake’s enslaved spirit drifts through the circus grounds visiting each freak. Legless Suzy tries to escape, but Mordrake grabs her hair and tosses her like a Weeble toy. She wobbles upright as he hovers over her “How did you come to be here? Tell […]
Our AHS expert, UF is having a busy week. These recaps take him several hours to perfect and he just can’t fit it in this week. However, he didn’t want you guys not to have a place to talk and he wanted to share some of his observations so this week’s recap will be more […]
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: This is blog is spoiler-ish, but not enough to spoil your freaky fun. Get ready freaktards because we are about to be thrilled & scared shitless again for another 90 minute episode tonight titled “Matinees and Massacres.” There are still many more freaks that we have to meet, and tonight we […]
By Urethra Franklin So far in the AHS series we lived in the Murder House, we escaped the Asylum, and then we protected the Coven. Now we are entering the Freak Show. The opening scene starts off with Dot Tattler’s face askew & off center to the far right of the screen as if hiding […]
One of our avid American Horror Story: Coven readers and commenters, Beth, has been furiously researching for clues on the theme for American Horror Story Season 4. Based on her research it is starting to look like American Horror Story: The Illuminati. Beth sent me reams of research which I attempted to pair down for you […]
By: Urethra Franklin GO TO HELL is the title of this episode, and Queenie has manifested new powers that give her a 2 way ticket straight to Hell and back for a visit with Papa Legba. Are you curious to see the Coven’s visual interpretation of hell? AHS is not known for grand special effects, […]
By: Urethra Franklin Marie Laveau is a 300 year old voodoo witch that has just lost everything, except for her fabulous 1970’s inspired wardrobe. She turns to Fiona, her sworn enemy, for refuge & protection from the witch hunters that used to be on her payroll. Fiona has a great bedside manner with some spiked […]
By Urethra Franklin Welcome back scurrdy cats. Here I am re-chained to Tamara’s radiator, but this time I’m closer to the window and waving hello to you all. At least I have some heat since its cold down here and my iPod so that I can listen to some Fleetwood Mac in anticipation for episode […]
By: Urethra Franklin WARNING: There are some light SPOILERS below and some of my dumb ass ideas too. OH LAWD the Zombies are attacking the Academy because Fiona done messed with wrong WITCCHHH. Bible-Boy who is trapped outside and Nan is trying to help him. The others are barricaded upstairs wishing like hell that the […]
AHS:Coven Episode 4- Precap & Teasers Urethra Franklin cautions you that creator/writer Ryan Murphy already publicly talked about these SPOILERS, and I’m trying to be a witch tease with ya’ll without spilling too much HOT tea. But get your first aid kit ready in case you get burned. The next AHS:Coven, episode 4 -“Fearful Pranks Ensue”. […]
Hey scurrdy cats. It’s me Urethra Franklin here, and I’m sure ya’ll are ready to get wickedly enchanted with tonight’s episode of AHS which had a record breaking audience for the premiere. The show is a HIT for the FX channel……This is the description according to my DVR guide: American Horror Story: Coven – Episode […]
Just caught an email reminding me that AHS is on tonight! So this is your safe space to discuss all the scary stuff that I won’t be watching with you! Thanks Lady Cocotte for sending the reminder and the perfectly sized photos! Click here to follow her on Twitter!
American Horror Story: Hotel 5×09 “She Wants Revenge” – The Countess is reunited with her one true love. Donovan and Ramona take another stab at revenge. A careless decision lands Alex in hot water. See all of our predictions and thoughts on the season HERE! Wait! Will they kill Lady Gaga? Join the AHS […]
Sorry you guys! I have been so swamped the last few days, I lost track of what day it was again! Here is your spot to talk about all the creepy stuff that happened on AHS:Hotel Tonight! IF YOU MISSED IN CONVERSATIONS ABOUT AHS: HOTEL CLICK HERE! Now get to chatting!
By Urethra Franklin Hello guests and welcome to American Horror Story: Hotel. This is a confirmation reminder for your reservation for your stay at the enigmatic Hotel Cortez for the next four months. We hope you are able to remain alive during your stay in one of the mystifying and haunted guest rooms. Just […]
Updated: To replace the video with a new one. Well this is causing so Freaktards to lose their damn minds! Lady Gaga posted the above video today announcing the theme for American Horror Story Season 5. Hotel? Wouldn’t Motel be a better choice? Are we going to go all Bates Motel? Isn’t there a current […]
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: Spoilers below Well Freaktards I’m sad to say that the Freak Show ends tonight. Though last week’s episode had a season finale feel to it, we still need to find out the fate of Elsa, Dandy, & the rest of the freaks. First, I will quickly recap episode 12 before I […]
Warning: Spoilers & Spoiler pictures below By: Urethra Franklin Thank you Freaktards for all the well wishes & health tips you gave me last week. I’m feeling better, but I really need some sunshine. It’s been ELEVEN days without it, and NO I’m not in prison. It’s just a gloomy winter, and I need […]
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: SPOILER ALERT with the Mother of all spoilers too. Happy New Year Freaktards! I’m experiencing a holiday hangover after spending over two weeks with three generations of my big fat ethnic family. They have exhausted me, and I have been fighting the cold from hell. I’ve been sick for days now. […]
By: Urethra Franklin Tonight’s Freak Show is what fans have been eagerly waiting for, an episode with extra Pepper! It is the midseason finale before the holiday break that will connect Season 4 with Season 2 of the series. Besides the return of fan favorite Pepper (Naomi Grossman), Sister Mary Eunice also returns to AHS […]
By: Urethra Franklin Dandy visit’s Maggie at the Freak Show for a fortune reading because he’s having some bad luck with the ladies. She tells him that his voice is very familiar. Maybe if he calls her ‘tiny tits’ again that may jog her memory of almost being sawed in half by him in episode […]
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: Spoilers below if you consider a pic of Dandy naked a spoiler. Originally several weeks ago it was reported that the title of AHS: Freak Show episode 9 was “The Fat Lady Sings.” Then the week that it was announced that Jimmy (Peter Evans) was performing a Nirvana song, it was […]
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: Spoilers below, but I don’t name names. Welcome back Freaktards! Though it was only a one week break from AHS, it felt longer to me. That’s probably due to the fact that I didn’t recap episode 7, which is the first time I hadn’t recapped an episode for y’all since I […]
By: Urethra Franklin Warning Freaktards: MAJOR SPOILERS WOW tonight’s episode of American Horror Story: Freak Show is going to be good & bad with violence, music, sex, and heartbreaking DEATH! Really I should just STFU right now, but I need TT to loosen up my damn chain. #SorryNotSorry Last week Jimmy showed up at the Mott mansion determined […]
By: Urethra Franklin Fate. Destiny. Luck… That is what the bullseye wheel represents. Elsa narrates that in life we make all sorts of choices, but none of it matters because we all are spinning on the bullseye wheel of life. She’s practicing her knife throwing skills while imagining her freaks are strapped to the wheel. […]