Don’t get excited this is probably not going to be a real RHOSLC recap. My TV only half works and now my remote is acting all janky. Also I haven’t seen this show in weeks. For whatever reason it is not taping. Heather and Whitney are apparently still at large. It looks like we are on yet another girls trip. I don’t understand Angie K or Angie H’s purpose. Also, I ate three tiny bits of solid food today and have the worst stomach ache I’ve ever had in my life.
Why are they going to the beach in heels and dresses? It looks like everyone except for Jen brought some appropriate beach clothes. Heather, Jen and Lisa go to lunch together. It’s uncomfortable. Jen sort if apologizes to Lisa about being mad at her for speaking to Angie. However, Jen does think that her relationship is toxic. Way to hurt someone’s feelings that is trying to be your friend when it is not an easy thing to do.
Jen talks trash about Heather behind her back. When Lisa and Heather try to explain that Jen’s behavior is not acceptable. Jen is still pissed about the Finsta account. It hurt her so bad that she had to be in the hospital for two days. WTF? Jen says she is suicidal.
Everyone is getting dressed like Marilyn Monroe for dinner out. Heather had the nerve to ask Jen how lunch went. First, she said she was not going to talk about it. Then, she just blurts out that she tried to commit suicide and her husband had to take her to the hospital. Way to ruin dinner, Jen. Then, Jen tells Whitney she needs to tell Heather what she said about her when she was in the hot tub with Jen. It’s Jen and Heather against everyone else. Heather tells Whitney she has lost her forever. Now that Jen has everyone else fighting, she sits back and enjoys the show.
And my DVR cut off mid argument because I was a bit behind and two things were filming at 9.
I am going to lie down and fall asleep watching something. I hope to God that the idiot who kept calling me in the middle of the night last night will leave me the fuck alone tonight. Please don’t call me right now day or night. I am sleeping whenever it comes.