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Porsha Williams Marries Simon Guobadia’s Two Weekend Weddings

November 25, 2022 by tamaratattles 44 Comments

RHOA Casting TeaRaise your hand if you already forgot about Porsha and Simon. Me too! nevertheless, they are still a thing. On (black) Friday the two got married in a traditional Nigerian wedding. The following Saturday, they will have a traditional American wedding.

After a girls trip to Miami with her bridal party, Porsha was ready to ge to the weddings.On the day of the Nigerian wedding, Williams had three outfit changes. For the ceremony, she wore a red gown by designer Lakimmy customary for an Edo bride (Guobadia is from Benin City in the Edo State of Nigeria). She also wore an okuku, a headpiece with Benin coral beads. Later, she changed into two gowns by the designer Tabik: one in royal blue and one in gold.

People reports:

“On Thursday night, I’ll be going to the Four Seasons to the penthouse suite to prepare for the next day since it’s a morning wedding,” she said. “But on Friday night, I’m going to be back at our home because I’m going to be getting ready here for the American wedding that day. He’s like, ‘Wait a minute, you’re going to tell me I can’t be in the bed?’ I’m going to have to try to make him sleep on the sofa.”

On Saturday evening, the couple will begin their American wedding ceremony at a church in Atlanta with 350 guests. Afterwards, they’ll celebrate with a ball and after party.

Oh, and one more thing, despite them having six kids between them, Porsha wants more babies. Porsha is 41 and Simon is 58. Does no one think of the children when making these decisions?

In other news, after celebrating Thanksgiving with their combined family, Teresa and Louie flew to Paris for as second honeymoon. 

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  1. JustJenn says

    November 25, 2022 at 9:14 pm

    Who said you can’t make a ho into a housewife 🫢

    Porsha has had an interesting life since joining RHOA, for sure. Hope this lasts for her sake, but he didn’t seem too committed to his last wife.

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    • Zalo says

      November 27, 2022 at 7:27 pm

      I’m surprised he went through with the wedding since she’s off RHOA & the radio. He projects a fame whore vibe….She better make sure her name’s on the mortgage.

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    • Pat says

      November 29, 2022 at 11:00 pm

      Or the wife before that. Or the wife before that😂

      Reply
  2. AB says

    November 25, 2022 at 10:02 pm

    Ppl will do anything for a spin-off

    Reply
    • Zalo says

      November 27, 2022 at 7:28 pm

      Is a spin-off a done deal for Porsha??

      Reply
  3. Terri says

    November 25, 2022 at 11:24 pm

    Didn’t Teresa & Luis just get back from their first honeymoon?

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    • tamaratattles says

      November 26, 2022 at 12:17 am

      Yes.

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      • Carol says

        November 26, 2022 at 7:54 am

        A second honeymoon? For the love of all things real, why not call the trip what the rest of us would call it!?! A vacation!!! Teresa is so thirsty for press and attention, in her altered state of stupidity she thinks calling it a second honeymoon will convince her Tre-huggers that this marriage isn’t the dumpster fire that it is.

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        • Zalo says

          November 27, 2022 at 7:31 pm

          The ex-wife has been saying nice things about both Louie & Teresa. Apparently T has been fairly attentive regarding Louie’s sons from that marriage.

          Reply
  4. dee says

    November 25, 2022 at 11:33 pm

    Hope she is finally happy and he is ‘the one’ She only has one child so I understand she might want more babies.

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    • tamaratattles says

      November 26, 2022 at 12:19 am

      She’s FORTY ONE! She would be 60 by the time the kid graduated from high school. Her classmates would be asking if those are her grandparents. Her eggs are raisins.

      RAISE THE SIX KIDS YOU ALREADY HAVE!

      Reply
      • Dee Coulter says

        November 26, 2022 at 1:11 am

        lol its not that old, she is still young enough let her live!

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        • tamaratattles says

          November 26, 2022 at 2:55 am

          No, no she is not.

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          • 3Gatos says

            November 26, 2022 at 6:06 am

            I agree.

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          • Cherise Linck says

            November 26, 2022 at 6:46 am

            Agree 1000%.. it is very selfish to have children after a certain age man or woman.. this child will more than likely bury you before they graduate high school! Great thinking… !

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            • Liz says

              November 26, 2022 at 8:48 am

              Assuming she had her next baby at 42, she’d only be 60 when they graduate from high school!!! Come on you guys! I’m
              Not advocating she have more kids, just that early 40’s is NOT to old to have a baby! In fact every kid I’ve met born to parents in their 40’s are soooo much more well adjusted and mature than their peers. Other than our bodies being run down, we are in a much better place emotionally to raise children in our 40’s than our thirties and DEFINITELY our 20’s!

            • Tam says

              November 26, 2022 at 12:09 pm

              Now let’s wait a minute…my sister-in-law had her last child at 43. My brother was 44. My niece is now a beautiful smart 17 year old. Granted she was a surprise baby arriving 10 years after the oldest 3. A curve ball my brother said at the time. 😀 My sister in law has said it was weird to be the oldest mom in the mommy groups at the time.

              And btw they are 60 & 61 and in good health!

            • Tam says

              November 26, 2022 at 12:13 pm

              And I agree with Liz. We are not broken down wrecks in our 60s. Granted I would NOT want to be chasing a toddler around now.

            • tamaratattles says

              November 26, 2022 at 3:55 pm

              It’s not fun to have your high school friends, waitresses etc refer to you as their grandchild.

            • Liz says

              November 26, 2022 at 4:25 pm

              Listen, I’m 51 but most people think I’m in my early 30’s (even though I live in OC-no Botox etc!) It’s really not the same as it was even 20 years ago. Speaking of OC, I literally live around the corner from Gina. On Sunday she was out in front of her “sad little condo” with her entire brood. I thought it was a soccer team they were so many of them!! Even just standing on the sidewalk with her kids, she was fussing with her hair to make sure she looked perfectly put together. She didn’t look happy. It made me sad. Hopefully she was just having a bad day.

            • Sunnie says

              November 27, 2022 at 3:24 pm

              As someone going through whg freezing currently as my life hasn’t unfolded in the “picturesque traditional” way, judgemental comments like these from other women are unpleasant to see. We don’t know everyone’s journey to motherhood, and with women progressively being more career oriented motherhood in 40s is quite common. I wouldn’t normally comment on something like this, but I chose to hoping I could shift the view slightly in a more understanding light.

              Life is so different now: careers take longer to get some steam, cost of living after investing into education is more challenging to navigate, social media has made thr availability of choice impact successful relationships, and finally, we are living longer & healthier from many statistical views.

              Anyhow, happy Sunday everyone! 🙂

            • Mike says

              November 30, 2022 at 2:48 pm

              Didn’t Kenya have her daughter at 47 or 48? As a person whose parents had them later in life, yes there are some challenges but people can be healthy into their 70s. We can’t always assume someone will die at 60.

      • Danielle says

        November 29, 2022 at 9:15 pm

        As someone who has battled infertility for over 12 years and is in my late 30s, I find these comments distasteful and hurtful. If a man and woman, regardless of age, is able-bodied and has the financial means to birth a child then why not. I can be 50 years old and will not give up my hopes of motherhood and NO ONE has the right to pass judgment nor tell me my eggs are raisins. Do better people! Spread sunshine and not discouragement.

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        • tamaratattles says

          December 1, 2022 at 9:50 am

          See, it is not about you. Perhaps you might want to listen to some of the late in life babies here who are trying how it might effect THE CHILD.

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      • AndyD says

        December 7, 2022 at 8:16 pm

        Huh? Kenya was in her LATE 40s when she had her child and you were ecstatic about it, no?

        I also believe you lost your shiz when someone called her eggs scrambled? But you’re going to call a 41 year old’s eggs raisins? Most women in my family don’t go through menopause until 55.

        What a bad take, I’m actually shocked. Acting like 60 is a death sentence is RIDICULOUS — my neighbor is 73 and infinitely more active than I am. She runs marathons, volunteers at the church down the street 3x per week, 4 hours a day, and is constantly hosting visitors x

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        • tamaratattles says

          December 8, 2022 at 9:06 am

          Again, it is not about the mother, but the child.

          Reply
  5. LA_in_KY says

    November 26, 2022 at 1:37 am

    Who is the queen of Thotlandia now?

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    • tamaratattles says

      November 26, 2022 at 3:01 am

      I’m pretty sure that she retains the title since she stole a castmate’s man and married him.

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      • Cherise Linck says

        November 26, 2022 at 6:47 am

        Probably lose him the same way she got him!

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        • Tam says

          November 26, 2022 at 12:10 pm

          True.

          Reply
      • LA_in_KY says

        November 26, 2022 at 5:48 pm

        You are right. That is very “that hoe over behavior”!

        Reply
      • Zalo says

        November 27, 2022 at 7:43 pm

        Does that make her a Gold Star THOT??

        Reply
        • Deltalawgirl says

          November 28, 2022 at 11:00 am

          Got to be at lest Diamond if not Platinum status.

          Reply
      • Pat says

        November 29, 2022 at 11:04 pm

        I agree. She still reigns in that regard.

        Reply
    • Judith Vance says

      November 26, 2022 at 5:22 pm

      i originally viewed cordell as a misogynistic jerk however porche’s post-divorce behaviors and choices have caused me to rethink why cordell was so controlling and rigid.

      Reply
  6. Angela says

    November 26, 2022 at 8:12 am

    Well…Hope they live happily ever after. Quietly. And not on television.

    Reply
    • Kno19 says

      November 26, 2022 at 8:48 am

      This made me laugh! Yes, I have not missed seeing her on tv. Live your life without the cameras, please.

      Reply
  7. deano says

    November 26, 2022 at 5:08 pm

    I saw the photos from People magazine. Why does Simon look likes he’s wearing a white t-shirt where a middle schooler drew a penis and balls on?

    Reply
  8. FLA Beth says

    November 27, 2022 at 11:35 am

    Haven’t watched Atlanta for a few years, but i think i know enough to put money on a divorce before the end of 2023

    Reply
  9. aud says

    November 27, 2022 at 11:39 pm

    My Mom and Dad had me later in life. I’ve buried just about everybody. Super aware of death from a very early age. My girls never really knew grandparents or some of my older siblings. Not a fan.

    Super happy for Teresa.

    I absolutely have NO memory of who the groom is or who Porsha stole him from! Lol! Is he really rich? Why are they selling wedding pics to People if so?

    Reply
  10. Deltalawgirl says

    November 28, 2022 at 11:04 am

    Hey Tamara, did you stop recapping of RHOP?

    Reply
  11. Pat says

    November 28, 2022 at 11:58 pm

    My only comment is that Simon is older than 58.

    Reply
  12. Pat says

    November 29, 2022 at 12:15 am

    Okay. I do have another comment. I can’t help it. I think having a baby in one’s early 40s is fine, especially considering that people are living longer and staying healthy longer. But, IMO, having a child beyond that is selfish. Simon is at least 60. (He used to claim his real age. Now, he’s getting younger.) Anyway, having a child at 60, even under the best circumstances, makes it highly unlikely that the father would be actively engaged in the child’s life more than 20 years. Setting up that scenario is inconsiderate of the child’s needs. We can’t predict the future, but we can make educated guesses based on historical statistics.

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  13. JoJoFLL says

    December 8, 2022 at 4:12 pm

    Ha!

    Tik Tok on Tre’s marriage.

    Second honeymoon? No one does that unless there is a problem.

    She was also wearing Balenciaga.

    Reply

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