Is Mercury in retrograde? My TV is dying, my remote only works here and there, and this site keeps freezing up on me. I do not have the patience for all of this. Also, this explains why RHOSLC didn’t record for me last week so I am at a loss. It was apparently the episode where Whitney’s husband got fired. Also, I have only been awake four hours and I cannot wait to go back to bed. It’s a whole SITUATION over here. But, it looks like the second airing might have taped. So I shall do my best to get a RHOSLC recap up.
So apparently Heather (and Jen?) are holding choir auditions? Um, okay. Let ye amongst who is without sin cast the first stone I guess? Though do mormon even believe in Jesus? I’m asking. I have no idea. Anyway, Jen is pissed about it because apparently on the episode I missed Angie Harrington’s husband created an fake account to expose Jen. Um, good for him? Why does she think her crimes will be kept secret? There are like six people auditioning. Apparently, people think that the “FInsta account” was Angie’s way at mocking Lisa.
Jen is shrieking at Angie because spouses are responsible for each other’s behavior. Really? That is interesting. Angie, who I have literally forgotten about but now love says, “Does that mean that Sharrieff is responsible for what you did? Jen continues screaming about how she is innocent. ROFLMAO. Doesn’t Jen have enough on her plate without worrying about a Finsta account? Then Lisa shows up for the choir audition? I do not LOVE THAT. Lisa can actually sing though. Sort of.
Then Lisa bonds with Lisa over being pisssed at Heather for being friends with Angie. I feel like I am recapping the movie Mean Girls. It’s all ridiculous. How is Jen fucking Shah taking the high road here? Later, Jen comes for Heather. Lisa comes for Angie. Heather comes for Lisa. When they finally leave the weird “auditions” on the way out one of them says, “What the F was that?” I seriously have no clue about what I just watched.
Next we see Meredith and Seth take a bubble bath together on camera. Is that no really, really, really weird or am I just old? There are certain things we don’t need to see. How many of you bathe with your husbands and/or choose to use that moment to discuss your girlfriend situation? I see no hands. And apparently Meredith keeps trying to put a toe up his butt. TMI!!!! Am I the only one who does NOT miss Mary at all? Heather is building a GINORMOUS second Beauty Lab now that she has a few paychecks under her belt.
I Love That!
Lisa and her husband go out to dinner at a place that coincidentally suggest Vida Tequila drinks. Why does every housewive need their own tequila line? Isn’t that the one we used to like? Who is your favorite these days. I really just want to see Jen Shah go down and hope it sinks the whole franchise. Did her husband just say that Lisa being there for her sisters takes a toll on their marriage? What a douchebag.
FINALLY, we get a scene with Jenn and Sharrieff. Jen says she didn’t do well at the choir audition because she got “a little cold.” Did she even sing? I was bored with that whole scene. Apparently, all they are going to talk about is the Finsta account. Sharrieff continues to defend Jen and attack Angie’s husband’s Finsta account. He keeps trying to protect her. Wait and see what happens, sweetie. You are way too good for her criminal ass.
In God We Trust? Kinda?
Lisa and Whitney meet up with their boys at the park. Lisa and Whitney chat after a game of basketball about Whitney’s husband being the man of the house after he lost his job. Whitney talks about her trauma a bit and says that talking to her brother helps. Lisa says she wants to renew her relationship with God. Lisa feels like reaching out to Heather was sort of thrown in her face. Did I miss the part where she was ever that close to Heather? Lisa thinks she is the best friend ever. Clearly, she is not and blames everyone else. Am I wrong? Lisa thinks Heather is abusing her. Whitney also feels distanced from Heather.
Later, Whitney goes to Heather’s house to try to rekindle their friendship. Heather seems to really like Whitney. But Whitney doesn’t really seem ready. Whitney tries to explain that Heather isn’t there for her anymore. Heather says she had no idea that Whitney’s husband was fired. How was she supposed to know? Heather is really hurt. She feels like Whitney has replaced her with Lisa. Big mistake on Whitney’s part. HUGE. That will play out eventually. I am Team Heather at this point. Are you?