Y’all don’t seem really into this show anymore. And I don’t get much discussion in the comments. So, I won’t have much to say in the recap most likely. I feel like I am screaming into the abyss here.. LOL. I don’t think it is the worst show airing right now. That goes to RHOSLC currently. But, we don’t have many options at the moment. Family Karma will premiere tonight and I am very anxious to see that! But first I need to get on this recap. One step at a time. That’s sort of my new mantra over here.
Lots of Gossip About Dicks
Ashley stops by Candiace’s new house. Apparently, Michael flew to Vegas to get a vasectomy after the news about the divorce hit the blog sites. Candiace tells Ashley that the unnecessary drama with the weird allegations against Chris are going to keep him from the other women (aka filming). I don’t blame him one bit. The allegations are unfounded and outrageous. Chris is a good guy. And in seasons past, they called him Brown Dick! Where is the decorum in this group. Have they ever heard the word?
Then these two start talking shit about everyone. Candiace knows that Ashley has been on a date with a hockey player. She’s allowed. She is sorta separated. Ashley says it was just dinner and there were no sparks. Then Candiace talk about Karen cheating on Ray. Mia and Gordon and their kids sit down to dinner. Mia is apparently working too hard. I feel bad for Mia for not getting any answers to her medical issues. I know how much that sucks firsthand. Mia is going on a girl’s trip to Miami.
Robyn Wants A Prenup; Wendy Wants A Burn Party
Robyn goes to see an attorney about a prenup before marrying Juan. She wants all of her money to be excluded. Especially, if there is proven infidelity. Ashley, Karen and Wendy go to a tulip farm. I would love to do that. They talk about Robyn disinviting her and trying to invite her kids through Ashley. Wendy wants to invite everyone to a Burn Party. That doesn’t sound like a good idea. Chris films, very briefly,with Candiace and Wendy. Candiace promotes her music. She actually doesn’t suck. Now Wendy has kidney stones? Or maybe it is her mom?
On to the “Burn Session”…no one is thrilled to be going. Apparently, it is at a wine vineyard. This is prescription for disaster. The location is beautiful and with personally set up tables. Everyone arrives HANGRY. Wendy explains the rules for the burn session. Gizelle hopes that Wendy will be accountable for her past slurs on the other women, especially her and her ex aka “Mr. Chocolate” who allegedly has a wandering dick. How is that Wendy’s fault?
So, Here We Go, Ready or Not…
Wendy says they need to air out their grievances with each other starting with her. Ashley and Candiace say nice things. So does Karen. Mia says that Wendy has no self evaluation. Robyn says at this point, they are oil and water and she is okay with that. Basically, Gizelle has been a fake and phony with her. Gizelle tries to go in on Mia. She wants to move on. Robyn calls Charisse so she could verify that she never physically attacked Wendy. So, Charisse never held her back from attacking her. The video footage shows otherwise. Robyn keeps screaming at Wendy.
Robyn gets up to leave. There is no way these two can reconcile. Karen blames Robyn and Gizelle. Then, Ashley wants to address and issue with Candiace. HUH? I thought those two were besties! Candiace is bringing up more allegations against Chris? WHY? This is disgusting. Has no one’s husband ever been “a little bit flirty” with one of their wife’s friends? Candiace is shocked and so am I. I am TEAM CANDIACE THIS SEASON. And production continues to show the opposite. Candiace is now OVER ASHLEY.