I don’t have much gas left in my tank today but I am going to do my best to try and get a Winter House Recap up! It’s the night I have been waiting for all season. THE TOMS ARRIVE TONIGHT! Let’s see if it is even possible for things to get even more stupid! 🙂 I need to be in a better mood to get some peaceful sleep. I just laid down for a bit and could not relax or stop thinking about scary stuff. So, I need this stupid show tonight. :).
The Toms FINALLY Arrive!
It seems like we are starting with the stupid Saints and Sinners dinner. People are “repenting” for the dumbest little things Except for Craig who has nothing he really wants to repent for. Ciara tells Austen he needs to stop being self-destructive and get into therapy. Austen gets up and pees out the back door, right on the doormat. The blond one keeps calling Kroy, Craig and he is so over it. The funny part is I can never remember her name. What is wrong with Paige. Why does she continue to coddle Craig? He is an awful person. How did we ever like him? What has happened to him?
The Toms finally arrive! It is time for everyone to play “The Arctic Games.” Whatever that means. I’m not sure I even want to know. Apparently, it’s just a big snowball fight mixed with some flip cup games. Boring. Austen seems confused about whether he has a girlfriend or not. Quelle SURPRISE! Craig falls down and is a little bitch about it. There are inches of snow out there. It can’t be that big of a deal. Sandoval’s dad has been in the hospital for 96 days! WHY IS HE EVEN THERE!? He is also struggling in his marriage to Katie and we all know how that turns out. His priorities are totally fucked up. His dad has had heart issues in the past. 🙁
Out On The Town
The blond really thinks highly of herself. She annoys me. Paige is already over Craig. Everyone goes out fr a night on the “town.” I went to Stowe on like a 26 hour bus ride where the bus driver was this guy whe knew who ran a river raft company and had buses to bring people back to their cars at the end. I was also in a commercial for the lodge we stayed at. My sorta boyfriend at time was there too. Let’s just say it was an experience. Another guy offer to fly me back to Atlanta with him and I stupidly said no. #YoungLove
When the group goes out on the town, Swartz mentions to Kyle that his marriage is struggling. Oh but Katie has already filed for divorce and he is too embarrassed to tell anyone. It sounds like they were already divorced when this was filmed. Meanwhile, the girls are bonding and kissing. Rachel and Jason appear to both be into each other but the are both sort of…reserved? So nothing is happening. YET. The blond just keep telling people that most guys are into her. Girl, put a pin in that ego of yours! You are not nearly as cute as you think you are! Austen admits he is dating Olivia back in Charleston not open to hook up in the house.
Time To Head Home…
Everyone goes back to the house to continue partying. It’s insanity. The guys are falling all over each other. Sandoval needs to come clean my kitchen. And you know, DISPOSE OF THE DEAD LIZARD! The dumbass blond continues to throw herself at Kory. She is ruining this entire episode for me. I can’t stand her. The next morning the guys go out to snowboard. I thought I was almost done but Kyle and Luke are on WWHL. We will see if anything interesting happens. So they went skiing and snowboarding. Craig falls again. Rachel skis for the first time. She hates it.
Did I mention, I hate the blond? Cory is not feeling her either. The poor girl can’t manage to get laid. LOL. Paige is all the way over Craig. Next week, Kyle wants Olivia to come to the house. Cory finally bones the blond girl. And the insanity of this show continues. The girls argue over who the mean girls really are. Um, is ALL OF THEM a choice?
On WWHL Kyle’s obnoxious mullet is more obnoxious than ever. Andy goes in on Luke almost immediately. Luke and Ashley from RHOP is apparently still a thing. Luke and Craig have no interest in being friends. As usual Andy’s ratchet little show was a whole lot of nothing.