Winter House is one of the shows I just watch for the stupidity at all as background noise. However, last week things got kind of interesting and you guys seemed interested. There is nothing else for me to post about today and believe it or not, y’all are the ones that decide what I recap. So, if you care about this show I will recap it. UNPOPULAR OPINION AHEAD: I am looking forward to the Toms showing up to the house whenever that happens. So here is what I expect to be a snarky and somewhat short (?) Winter House Recap. Also, even when I am not sick, and it’s not Covid, I am kind of a messy person. Okay more than kind of…lol. But, even I don’t DELIBERATELY tear my house apart. Not to mention SOMEONE ELSE’S HOUSE! It’s appalling!
Persona (s) Non Grata
Somehow my recording started a few minutes late. 🙁 So I am picking up with Ciara being all the way over Austen and not happy he is showing up. Meanwhile, Jessica seems to think that even though she led Luke on, she didn’t feel the need to tell him she had changed her mind. That’s her prerogative. HOWEVER, and it is a big HOWEVER, you can’t expect the guy to read your mind. And it is also not anyone else’s right to make him out to be some sort of pervert. There are enough actual perverts out there without makings someone look like one. Jessica is going off the rails.
Austin arrives and Ciara is not having it! She hugs him when I would have told her not to. On the other hand he is hugging all the girls (The guys are out playing in the snow). Austin wants to restore his reputation. LOL. I serious don’t see that happening. Meanwhile, Luke calls Kyle on the slopes and wants to understand what happened. He says he will probably come back the next day. Luke feels bad. How many people can fit in this house??? Craig is just a dick. It was none of his business.
Everyone sits down to dinner. They decide to do “speed dating” so the people who don’t know each other well can get to know every one. Craig is able to put his dish in the dishwasher! Rachel and one of the new guys hit it off during speed dating. I do not need to know all the things they are saying. Ciara is kind of into Kory, so are lots of others. So she better get over her shyness. Sidenote: I can’t believe people still go to movies in theaters. I mean I love it on the rare occasions I go… but COVID is not over yet people and Flu season looks brutal. Kory says he had sex with a woman in front of her husband. Did I mishear that? So much for Kory being a good catch.
And then the madness begins. Eventually, everyone passes out. As usual, Rachel is the first one up and cooking. Paige promotes her fashion line. Paige thinks that Craig doesn’t understand she runs a company. He is not the only one. Shockingly, she has to work on the trip while Craig’s team runs his company. Luke comes back and Craig is nervous. It’s almost like Craig knows he is a dick but he is not that insightful.
He is so hot! Craig eating a banana make me want to share that I ate a whole banana today. Progess! I have some Pad Thai Chicken Soup to eat tomorrow. I tried to get to it tonight but it was a no go for now. I just like the broth. He has no room anymore. It looks like Rachel took it. Luke sits down with Jessica to talk things out. Jessica says she want to explain how she felt. That’s a step in the right direction. BUT she is unwilling to listen to Luke’s side. What a bitch. Luke is way kinder than Jessica is.
Paige talks to Amanda about her relationship with Craig. Austen says he is going to have a “Sinners” party where everyone can apologize for their past sins. We don’t have enough time in twelve episodes for Austen to do that. But, whatever. Apparently, he is hoping for some sort of absolvement. Craig says he has nothing to apologize to Luke for. Because apparently threatening to throw someone out a window is just fine.
Sinners And Saints
That morning, Luke goes out and cleans off the entire ice skating/hockey rink. Jessica goes out and Luke, from a safe distance teaches her how to hit a puck with a hockey stick. Bitch, if you want to rekindle the relationship after all of this… I JUST CAN’T. MAKE UP YOUR MIND! Suddenly, Craig is fine with hanging out with Luke. This is not your business, Craig! Why do young people love raw fish so much. Sushi is gross! Swartz calls Kyle. He is looking forward to a Vermont winter. I would love one. All alone at an AirBnb that allows smoking and watching it all from my window. LOL.
Craig semi apologizes to Luke. Luke says he felt bullied by Craig. Craig is just an asshole. Everyone puts on their “Sinners and Saints” looks provided by production. Austen is the Pope. Good Grief. Talk about sacrilegious! This is stupid. Austen has way too many sins to repent for.
Next week: The Toms FINALLY SHOW UP! Craig continues to be exhausting. Paige wants to go home.